CELUZILLA MEETS THUNDER THIGHS
By Iam Unknown
An old man was fishing off of the New York coast in his boat. He was eating a sandwich and watching the float on his pole closely. Then, off in the horizon, a tremendous wave was forming. It was getting closer, and the old man was getting scared. He cranked the motor, but it wouldn't go. The wave lifted the old man's boat up high and took it under. The old man was tossed back onto shore. Then the wave receded. Something was coming out of the water. First he saw wet, brown hair. Then a forehead with eyes below it. He saw these huge puffy cheeks and pouting lips and realized that it was a giant woman! As she continued to surface, he saw that she had no neck, but many chins. Then her chest, and he saw her gigantic dome of a belly. Then her whole form was showing. She was about 400 feet tall. Her weight...no telling. The old man could tell that she had a problem with her weight, though. He could see that it made it hard for her to walk. Her gigantic stomach expanded and fell, and she gasped for air. She was trying her best to breathe.
This giant woman was Laura. She was angry and had returned. "FOOD!" her voice boomed. She made her way to the city, as people screamed for help. There were stampedes of people in the streets. Laura slowly waddled and laughed as she made her way down the city. She then stopped; her eyes widened; and she tightened her face as her stomach, butt, thighs, arms, her whole body, slowly began to expand. She grew three more chins; her cheeks looked as if someone was blowing air into them. Her stomach's growing shadow resembled the city destroyer ships in the Independence Day movie. Then, her growing stopped. She opened her eyes and examined her body. "I'M MORE BEAUTIFUL, NOW!" she said. She bent over as far as she could (which wasn't very far) and passed gas. Cars were thrown far back and people as well. She smiled and then felt a pain in her stomach. Laura turned around and waddled back to the ocean and swam back to her island.
Dr. Johnson was in his office with Angie. "You called, Doctor?" Angie asked.
"Yes I did. Laura is back. She's fatter than ever and still growing. Just five minutes ago she attacked New York City," Johnson explained.
"I know. I saw it on the news. What are we going to do?" Angie asked.
"We have a plan, but I don't know if you're going to like it..."
"Try me," Angie said.
"We're going to have to fatten you up to her size."
"She's gotten too big to hear people talk. Even if we could contact her, she wouldn't listen anyway. We need to enlarge you so you can talk to her."
Angie thought for a moment. "Will it be reversible?" Angie asked.
"No. I'm sorry."
“I'll do it. Anything for Laura.”
Angie was in the passenger seat of a military jeep, being driven to a giant building. She saw four giant silos around the building. "What's in those silos?" Angie asked the driver.
"Fat," the man replied.
"What are you going to do with all that fat?" she asked again.
The driver just looked at her. Angie realized it. She realized that the fat in the silos are going into her. Her face turned red and she was feeling unsure about the whole project.
Angie was led into the building by the driver. They walked in and saw that the room was gigantic. There was a control center high up. Johnson's voice came over the loud speaker. "Angie, we need you to strip down and lay on the center of that X," he instructed. Angie took off all of her clothes and lay naked on a giant red X. The floor felt cold beneath her. A man walked toward her, pulling a long tube with him. He hooked it to her belly button. Another man came pulling a tube from a different direction. He placed it in her mouth. Another man came with a tube and placed it in her vaginal area. One more man came and placed the last tube under her and into her butt. They all walked away.
"We are going to begin the procedure," Johnson said over the speaker.
There was a sound. A humming noise. Angie watched as a yellowish fluid filled the tubes and made its way toward her. She felt the first of the liquid go into her stomach. It was warm and comforting. She loved it. Then she felt it go into her mouth. It tasted wonderful. Like a fruity flavor had been added to it. She looked and saw her stomach begin to expand. Her eyes widened. She felt her stomach grow and get filled with fat. Her thighs swelled to enormous sizes. Her breasts weren't affected much, but they grew nonetheless. She let out a muffled scream of pleasure. Her weight rocketed. 200, 250, 300. She passed gas loudly. "MAKE ME FATTER!" she screamed.
Laura returned to New York City. She stomped through, laughing and searching for something to satisfy her hunger. She was tons bigger than she was her last appearance. Then there was the sound of footsteps. The ground shook with every step. Laura was confused. Someone her size? No way. Then, around a building corner, came Angie. Angie was actually fatter than Laura. Angie had forty chins; her breasts weren't that big, though. Her stomach was noticeably larger than Laura's. Her thighs were the width of ten red wood trees side-by-side. She was about 600 feet wide and about 410 feet tall (Laura's height). "LAURA, YOU MUST STOP THIS MADNESS." Angie said in a low, booming voice.
"ANGIE?! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?" Laura asked.
"THEY FATTENED ME UP SO I COULD TALK TO YOU," Angie said.
"ANGIE, I CAN'T STOP. I'M NOT MAD ANYMORE FOR WHAT THEY DID TO ME. I'M MORE RELAXED, AND FATTER THAN I COULD HAVE EVER DREAMED. BUT NOW I'M HUNGRY! ON THE ISLAND I LIVE ON, THE INDIANS FEED ME ELEPHANTS AND RHINOS AND STUFF, AND IT JUST DOESN'T SATISFY ME. I NEED CAKE, PIZZA, YOU KNOW. THE ESSENTIALS. THE HUNGER WILL SOON GET YOU, ANGIE. YOU'RE FATTER THAN ME. JUST WAIT. YOU'LL GO FOOD CRAZY AND THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO FEED YOU ENOUGH."
Angie just looked at Laura. She farted and everything behind her was blown back for miles. She didn't acknowledge it. She sighed. "HOW COULD I HAVE LET THEM DO THIS TO ME?" Angie asked. Laura got an idea.
"ANGIE, COME WITH ME BACK TO MY ISLAND! THE INHABITANTS WILL FEED YOU. YOU'LL STILL BE HUNGRY, BUT AT LEAST YOU WON'T GO COMPLETELY FOOD CRAZY."
Angie slowly shook her head. "NO. DON'T CALL ME ANGIE. FROM NOW ON...I WILL BE KNOWN AS THUNDER THIGHS!"