The Picks are irregular installments where Wilson Barbers ruminates about various subjects relating to matters fat and growing fatter:
- Reasons to be Cheerful (1) (Summer, 2001)
- Totally Skewed (Spring, 2001)
- Schlock Treatment (Winter, 2001)
- Livin' in the Erotic Frontier (March, 2000)
- McGill's World - And Welcome To It (June, 1999)
- S-M-U-T (January, 1999)
- GOING, GOING, GONE. . . (September 98)
- Fat Magic Lite (July 98)
- Everything You Wanted to Know About Medical Quackery (April 98)
- All In Color For A Nickel (January 98)
- The Cook (December 97)
- Are You a Chubby Chaser? (September 97)
- You Need A Great, Big Woman (August 97)
- It's A BBWorld, After All (July 97)
- Feeder Zines (May 97)
- The Legacy of R. B. Lawrence (April 97)
- Inflation Detecto (March 97)
- You Are What You ... (February 97)
- Gluttony: Ample Tales of Epicurian Excess (January 97)
- Baby Ruth (December 96) [Column reinstalled after being lost for over two years!]
- The Fattest Girl in Metropolis? (November 96)
- Pop Culture Artifacts for the Discerning FA (October 96)
Wilson Barbers always loves to hear comments or suggestions. He can be reached at wilsonbarbers@insightbb.com.