LITTLE BITTY MAN

by Lou Walker


I'm a little bitty man
I got me a big fat gal to love
I'm a little bitty man
I got me a big fat gal to love
She's peaches and cream
She's just as true as the stars above

Well, I can't reach around her
But I sure have fun when I try
Well, I can't reach around her
But I sure have fun when I try
I'm gonna keep having fun
Gonna keep trying 'til I die

     Hug and kiss, kiss and hug
     My big fat mama is my love bug!
     Well, I love my baby
     Twenty-four hours everyday
     I like to watch my fat mama
     When she turns to walk away

When I first met my baby
I weighed about a hundred pounds
When I first met my mama
I measured about twenty-eight around
One day, mama says, "Papa,
"Honey, gotta get you big and round!"

Well, now, she started feeding me
Four or five meals everyday
Well, now, she started feeding me
Four or five meals everyday
One day, mama says, "Papa,
"Honey, let's see what you weigh"

     Stepped on the scales, what did I see?
     My mama done made a fat papa out of me!
     But I love my baby
     Twenty-four hours of the day
     I love to watch my fat mama
     When she turns to walk away

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