COLONEL SANDERS THIGHS

by Rotunda
(Parody of "Bette Davis Eyes" by Donna Weiss and Jackie De Shannon)


Her eyes are Big Mac brown
Her hair's like golden fries
She's blown up like the clown
She's got Colonel Sanders thighs
She'll turn her Twinkies on you
You won't want to look twice
Her buns are Mrs. Beard's
She's got Colonel Sanders thighs

     She likes Fritos, and burritos
     And nachos on Doritos
     She'll out-eat ya'
     And she knows just what it takes to make a pizza
     She's got [?never could catch this line]
     She's got Colonel Sanders thighs

She'll let you take her out
To where the deep fat fries
And all the waiters shout
"She's got Colonel Sanders thighs!"
She'll let you buy her ice cream
Sno Cones and Moon Pies
She's called the Dairy Queen
She's got Colonel Sanders thighs (yuck!)

     She likes tacos, and tostados
     And guacamole made from avocados
     She'll out-eat ya'
     And she knows just what it takes to make a pizza
     All her dates go in disguise
     She's got Colonel Sanders thighs

     She likes Fritos, and burritos
     And nachos on Doritos
     She'll out-eat ya'
     And she knows just what it takes to make a pizza
     All her dates, they go in disguise
     She's got Colonel Sanders thighs

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Featured on the Dr. Demento Radio Show, ca. 1981