HOTDOG IN A HALLWAY

by Fat Mike


She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double Reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
   That's why I love her

She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
   That's why I love her

Yeah I'm her butter she's my bread
She's like a mobile waterbed
And when I get on top of her
   I can't touch the mattress

And when her flesh begins to sag
She's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
   She's my insulation

I always know where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
   That's why I love her

She's my filly* I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale
   That's why I love her

She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double Reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
   That's why I love her

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Copyright 1995 by West Beach Music/NOFX Music

Recorded by NOFX on the CD "Heavy Petting Zoo" (Epitaph 86457-4,
    1995)

* spelled "phillie" in the liner notes.  (Is this a Phreudian slip?  Is
    Mike really singing about Suzy Creamcheese?)