Eat Me!

[Jes]

I am so freakin' hungry. SO FREAKIN' HUNGRY. I haven't experienced hunger like this (hunger during times food is available and being eaten! by me!) ever, I think. But it's really making it hard to concentrate. I used to fantasize about a certain someone's shoulders, or sweet nothings, or...well you get the idea, and now I keep thinking about pizza, and breadsticks and melted cheese, and a cold Coke and more breadsticks, and a bit of freshly grated cheese.

It's quite difficult. And there's no way to fix it that I know of. I don't know if my body is actually hungry or if it's in the mind.

[Boteroesque Babe]

What you are ain't hungry, dear Jes. You're eat horny. I stay in a somewhat constant state of eat hornyness, and can assure you, it ain't cured by eating.

But eating helps.

[activistfatgirl]

Oh my god, it all makes sense now.

[Jes]

yheah, but i'm hungry too. like, tummy rumbling non-stop, famished-like. There's a real reason for it, and it's a new thing, and it's a BITCH (and no, i'm not eating for 2)

[snuggletiger]

maybe an omelette will help?

[missaf]

Eat Horny? That's a new one!

[Jes]

maybe an omelette will help?
yes, maybe, but i do not have eggs. and i cannot make omelettes. can you please make me one, next time I am hungry?

[Shikamaru]

Peculiarly...

I had the urge to have pizza today and had one... .... and still want more. Perhaps its the gradually chilling fall air, or the fact that I just freaking love pizza....

[Santaclear]

What you are ain't hungry, dear Jes. You're eat horny. I stay in a somewhat constant state of eat hornyness, and can assure you, it ain't cured by eating.
But eating helps.

Don't let her just jump into it tho. She needs protection.

Jes, sweetheart, before you try anything rash get yourself some Eat Horny Food Condoms. :eat1: :) :eat2: :bow:

[TheSadeianLinguist]

Just pizza, Coke, and bread sticks? Shit, I'll tell you what's hot:

A six pack of Red Stripe, buffalo wings (with bleu cheese dressing), SAUSAGE and mushroom pizza on a thick yummy crust stuffed with cheese and extra cheese on top, cheese sticks with garlic butter dipping sauce, and ice cold Coke (a two liter). Then, cinnamon sticks with cream cheese icing.

I am SO eat horny.

[activistfatgirl]

Just pizza, Coke, and bread sticks? Shit, I'll tell you what's hot:

A six pack of Red Stripe, buffalo wings (with bleu cheese dressing), SAUSAGE and mushroom pizza on a thick yummy crust stuffed with cheese and extra cheese on top, cheese sticks with garlic butter dipping sauce, and ice cold Coke (a two liter). Then, cinnamon sticks with cream cheese icing.

I am SO eat horny.

Trade out the Coke for Diet Pepsi, the wings for Chik'n nuggets, and the sausage for onions and I think I just creamed a lil in my panties.

[Jes]

Just pizza, Coke, and bread sticks? Shit, I'll tell you what's hot:

A six pack of Red Stripe, buffalo wings (with bleu cheese dressing), SAUSAGE and mushroom pizza on a thick yummy crust stuffed with cheese and extra cheese on top, cheese sticks with garlic butter dipping sauce, and ice cold Coke (a two liter). Then, cinnamon sticks with cream cheese icing.

I am SO eat horny.
no, you drunk.