shameless self-promotion. the new reputation game.

[waitingforsuperman]

make a list of five reasons why you deserve reputation. it will be given out accordingly, to the people with the best lists.

rules:
1. these have to be objective facts.
2. if your grammar sucks, you suck.
3. i'm really tired.
4. you can't repeat anything in anyone else's list.
5. only one list per person per day.
*bonus* 6. only i can add a *bonus* number 6 to my list, because i came up with the game.



here's my list.

1. i totally dig fat chicks
2. i can play more instruments than anyone else here.
3. i kick ass. that's it. i'm so rad.
4. i'm so cool, i don't even need numbers four and five. but i'm including them, to make it fair.
5. i drive a minivan, and look totally kick-ass when i do it. who can do this but me? no-fucking-one.
*bonus*
6. i came up with this. you owe me one.

[1300 Class]

Since I already have what I need from the rep points, I shall pointless argue with you. I hate minivans. Sorry.

[swamptoad]

(1.) I am afraid of reputation points.
(2.) This senior responsibility is so responsibly scary.
(3.) *eeeeeeek* oh no! i am frightened now.
(4.) I can't answer 2 more...I just can't....please...don't make me!
(5.) I like feel so shameful...can I regain my confidence and become
a newbie apprentice.
(6.) I don't want anything too low rank though, oh no! I just asked for
a promotion from the lowest possible rank. (wants to run and hide)
I just new question 6 was going be quite frightening. I would say
how frightened I am with some curse words...but the curse words
frighten me too. :(

[Sandie_Zitkus]

#1 - I already have a reputation - I'm thinkin now I deserve points for it.

#2 - I like men who totally dig fat chicks.

#3 - I adore a hot guy in a mini-van.

#4 - I'm a really good kisser

#5 - I'm really good at sucking up.

#6 - I am a hot fat chick!!!

[Jay West Coast]

1. I'd really like a bigger mailbox, because that'd make me feel important.
2. I am now a senior member, which makes me feel important.
3. I'm addicted to the chicks on this board, that's important.
4. My first real crush was on Kelligrl, but that's not important.
5. And most importantly, I want to feel better about myself via shameless self promotion!

Click my reputation dealie!



Jay West Coast

[ataraxia]

1. I want to be able to change my title.
2. I'm the wacko philosopher guy who started some long lived threads.
3. I'm number 121 and that makes me a new old fart or something.
4. I give out free tech help.
5. I donated!

[CurvyEm]

1. I'm not sad enough that I think I need rep. points to make me "cool".
2. I'm not so pathetic that I claim I'm totally in love with a girl and am planning to marry her, but still tell people I have a crush on them.
3. My kitten just had a shite and it stinks
4. I don't want shitting rep. points
5. I don't go to bible study.

[Jes]

*ouch*

jes

[1300 Class]

“Hurt Me” said the masochist. “No.” said the sadist. Meow.

[fatlane]

Why do you hang around with that sadist?

Beats me!

I deserve more rep because I'm Fatlane, dammit!

[Jes]

Why do you hang around with that sadist?

Beats me!

I deserve more rep because I'm Fatlane, dammit!


i believe i was told i had to 'spread it around' before i could give you more. but i've also decided that until i see a shot of you, there's no more point love here. :)

[jamie]

i believe i was told i had to 'spread it around' before i could give you more.

Is it just me, or do you feel a little naughty when the lil message comes up that you need to spread it around more. eh...it is probably just me.

[Tina]

Yeah, jamie, you're just bad that way.:p :D

[Jes]

I'd never seen it before and when it popped up, I suddenly felt guilty. Like it was JUST for me, like someone KNEW I was favoring one specific person!

[Wayne_Zitkus]

Why do you hang around with that sadist?

Beats me!

I deserve more rep because I'm Fatlane, dammit!
I knew a guy once who was in to necrophilia, sadism, and beastiality. But he gave it up, because it was beating a dead horse.

Ba-rump BUMP!!! *** cymbal crash ***

Thank you, thank you - I'll be here all week.

[Jack Skellington]

5 I know an amazing amount of useless classic Monster movie trivia.
4 I will endlessly argue why Kirk is better than Picard.
3 I make others seem cool by comparison.
2 I have a lemony fresh scent.

and

1 I am the Pumpkin King!

[Gspoon]

1. I Pwnt
2. I am from San Diego
3. I can change my voice
4. I can pick things up with my Toes
and Q. I Like the Blue angels!

[1300 Class]

3. I can change my voice
Bah, that is nothing to whit against my pompous english accent I lay on, and a whole host of others. ;)

[fatlane]

Is that an English accent by way of Australia, or an Australian accent by way of England?

[swamptoad]

*Kerrrrrr-Splatter* ------>after reading "Fatlanes" last reply on accents.

[Fuzzy]

1. I totally dig chicks who like men who dig cook chicks.
2. I try to start a new cool foodee thread everyday.
3. Because Fuzzy Wuzzy Wasn't Fuzzy Was He?
4. Because I'm faster than a Rolling-O, Stronger than Silent e, and able to leap capital Ts in a single bound....
5. Because Everyone is Cool!

[ThatFatGirl]

If it isn't too late, here's my list as to why I might be rep point worthy:

1. I listened to most of President Bush's speech today and managed to not laugh or mock him once.

2. I participated in "Show your ass for a day" day last week in these very forums.

3. I donated $ to Dimensions.

4. My boyfriend and I (we met in Dimensions chat!) have spent all of about 16 days together and have done it more than 50 times (we finally lost count/quit counting) and have still managed to swim in Lake Erie, visit Graceland, and snap photos in front of the Sears Tower together.

5. I revived this thread and not the Kelligrl or "This or That" or "Would you rather..?" threads.

(To those who felt pity and gave me a point already, muchos gracias!)

[Carrie]

If it isn't too late, here's my list as to why I might be rep point worthy:

4. My boyfriend and I (we met in Dimensions chat!) have spent all of about 16 days together and have done it more than 50 times (we finally lost count/quit counting) and have still managed to swim in Lake Erie, visit Graceland, and snap photos in front of the Sears Tower together.



That alone is good reason to shower you with points. ;)

[coyote wild]

1. I'm a hugable, loveable, all-around nice guy!

2. I respect everyone on these boards because this genuinely seems to be quite the collection of generous, intelligent human beings (except maybe for fatlane).

3. I've donated many stories to the Weight Room in the past. There are 15 at present, and am working on a few more. Right now, an epic is keeping me busy, and I'm trying to work out a way to bring the Fett City Chronicles to a close. Active member in the wg story world since 1999.

4. I, myself, am quite fat.

5. I'm not closeted about my preference. Okay, maybe I am a little, but my girlfriend is completely aware of everything about me (even my frequent visits to this board) so ha!

[formerking]

4. My boyfriend and I (we met in Dimensions chat!) have spent all of about 16 days together and have done it more than 50 times (we finally lost count/quit counting) and have still managed to swim in Lake Erie, visit Graceland, and snap photos in front of the Sears Tower together.


Those achievements, but in particular paragraph 4, are worth a high rep.

I think ThatFatGirl's boyfriend is a lucky guy!

[coyote wild]

so anyone know what the color coded things mean? i got some rep points from 4 people (I just found out) and two are green, one is...gray, i guess, and one is red. what exactly do the colors signify?

[fatlane]

1. How much did your rep increase by?

2. How many posts did your benefactors grant you?

I know when I spread it around, BIG things happen.

[abluesman]

2. i can play more instruments than anyone else here.


1. I married a fat chick and am still very much in love with her.
2. I've been a working musician for 37 years, (I wouldn't be so sure about that (see quote) )
3. I'm not only bald, I'm so proud of it I shaved my head!!!
4. I'm as round as I am tall.
5. Someone has to be " the old guy" around here.

[fatlane]

I got my mojo fist, abluesman. Let's head on down to the crossroads tonight.

[abluesman]

okay... I'll bring the black cat bone.........

[ThatFatGirl]

Is there a way to view all of the reputation points you've received rather than only the latest?

[Carrie]

Is there a way to view all of the reputation points you've received rather than only the latest?

I think they go up to that big reputation point bucket in the sky. :(

[ThatFatGirl]

Those achievements, but in particular paragraph 4, are worth a high rep.

I think ThatFatGirl's boyfriend is a lucky guy!


I am the lucky one! He makes me *melt.* :smitten:

[Jes]

Let's see...in my shameless bid for points, I'd just like to say:

I wear hot librarian glasses (for rills!)
I have never removed the tags from my mattresses or pillows
I am a true humanitarian--last year, I adopted a loving boy from a war-ravaged part of Eastern Europe.*

*the fact that he was 19 at the time and had a great ass shouldn't lose me points, right? Right!

[MissToodles]

1) Because I'm a shamless points hussy
2) I'm immature enough that it would make me happy
3) I'm a feinschmecker
4) I ride public transporation almost every day despite the abuse!
5) I'm one half of an eccentric couple and every one loves crazaaaay couples
6) I have a burger baby as an avatar