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WG Story Drone
11-14-2005, 01:48 PM
BBW, Dining, WG: As submitted to the mailbag (and later briefly seen on the previous Weight Board), here’s Mr. Jigglesworth’s take on a familiar fairy tale.
Dough White and the Seven Feeders
(as adapted from Jane Werner's Disney version, as adapted
from the original by The Brothers Grimm.)
This version by Mr. Jigglesworth.
Once upon a time in a fat admirer's paradise, in a land far-away, a lovely Super-Sized Queen sat by her window eating a feast-sized lunch the Royal Chefs had prepared for her Majesty's eating pleasures and gormet tastes.
As she was enjoying her meal to the fullest, she raised a leg of lamb to her waiting mouth and as she bit into the lamb meat, 3 drops of grease fell on her doughy white breast cleavage.
She giggled at her clumsiness and thought to herself how happy she would be if she had a little fat girl with lips as red as strawberries, skin as creamy and doughy as hers, and hair as luscious as chocolate, with big blue eyes and an appetite that would one rival her own, so she'd make her Prince as happy as the king was with his Super-Sized Queen. The Queen reflected over and over on that thought as she continued eating.
When spring arrived, her wish was granted. But the Queen's happiness was very brief. As she held her lovely plump little baby in her arms the Queen whispered, "Little Dough White" and then she died from complications during birth that the Royal Midwife and Doctor were not prepared for.
Poor Dough White was raised by her Nanny, who had also been the Queen's closest confidant and carried out the Queen's wishes of feeding and grooming Dough White in the traditions of the land of Plentiness, known hedonists and gluttons.
When the lonely King finally remarried, his new Queen was beautiful, but cursed with fast metabolism and had a hard time maintaining her weight at a respectable 250lbs. Thus she always seemed insecure even though the King did say he loved her her regardless, she didn't feel as loved as she thought she should, so jealous feelings arose within her anytime the King was around anyone who out-weighed her.
And soon Dough White, bless her hearty appetite and the nanny's feedings, had Dough White already weighing in at 211lbs. at age 10 1/2 and showing signs of early puberty as well.
Now the Queen's most prized possession was her magic mirror. Everyday she looked into it and asked:
"Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Who is the fattest of us all?" If the magic mirror replied that she was the fattest in the kingdom, all was well. But if another lady was named fattest, the Queen flew into a furious rage. She would summon her huntsman and have her killed.
As the years passed, Dough White grew more and more fatter and beautiful, and her sweet nature made everyone in the kingdom love her- everyone but the Queen, who struggled daily to out eat and therefore outpace Dough White.
But the Queen was no match for Dough White's gluttonous appetite and naturally slow metabolism. Her own faster metabolism had the Queen and Dough in heated competitions that Dough saw as a fun way to eat and become closer to her step mom, but the Queen took these battles very seriously, especially since Dough easily ate way more than her every time.
The Queen managed to put on 100 pounds over the years to keep ahead of the young Princess, putting her at just 350lbs. But that wasn't enough to save her from Dough White's ravenous appetite as she gained 130 pounds, putting her at 341lbs. and just 9 pounds lighter than the Queen.
The Queen's chief fear was that Dough White might someday soon grow to be the fattest in the land. So she followed the nanny one night as she left Dough White's room and tripped her while going down the stairs, then making it look like an accident, thereby preventing the nanny from exposing any foul play on the Queen's part to the King.
The King left on a business trip of sorts, to find a certain Prince and arrange a marriage with his father, the king of another kingdom to marry his own daughter Dough White. Thus solidifying their friendship and doubling the size of their kingdoms for their kids to one day rule.
While he was away, the Queen banished the young Princess to the servant's quarters. She made Dough White dress in rags and forced her to eat salads and veggies sticks from morning to night, and then only giving her sushi and rice for her evening meals in limited and smaller portions too. So Dough White lost weight for the first time ever in her life.
But while she dieted always so hungry for the rich fattening meals she was accustomed to, she still managed to lose weight and outweigh the Queen who'd relaxed her own eating habits now that she was no longer competing with Dough White directly.
Meanwhile, Dough White suffered through her boring salads and dreamed dreams of vast, magnificent feasts made just for her. And that while she was eating a Prince would happen by and fall in love with this marvelously beautiful eating Princess he found and attempt to carry her away from her food till he saw the smle disappear from her face and rather chose to feed her- her food and summon a carriage to haul his bride away after realizing she was much too enormous for him or his stallion to carry. And the smile returned to her plump face which greatly pleased the Prince as he continued stuffing more and more food into her eager mouth. afterwards whisking her off to his castle in the Netherlands, Where Dutch Chocolate came from.
And as she ate and ate and dreamed, Dough White grew fatter and more beautiful day by day.
At last came the day the Queen had been dreading. She asked:
"Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who is the Fattest of us all?" And the mirror replied:
"Her lips as red as strawberries, her hair
as luscious as fine dark chocolate, her
skin like dough, her name - Dough White." The Queen's face grew pale with anger. The Queen rushed from her room and called her huntsman to her. "Take Dough White into the forest and bring me back her heart in this jeweled box." she said.
The huntsman bowed his head in grief. He had no choice but to obey the cruel Queen's commands.
Dough White had no fear of the kindly huntsman. She went along happily waddling behind the huntsman as they went through town and past the market place where all the smells of the foods she hadn't eaten in months was now being offered to her from the eager merchants wanting to gain favor in the Princess's eye.
Everything they offered to her though had to be fast and portable as the huntsman hurried things along. Legs of lamb and pork, loaves of fine bread chunks of cheese, fresh fruits and delicious sweet pastries, her favorite, all given to Princess Dough White as she waddled faster to keep up with the huntsman as they approached the out-skirts of town and were heading towards the forest.
The huntsman watched Dough White as she skipped along while finishing up the last of her goodies from the merchants.
As she moved, her body jiggled and bounced till finally the poor huntsman could bear it no longer, he had to have her, to ravish and touch her all over, give her a good rogering if only it wasn't for the whole Queen wanting him to kill her thingie. He cursed the Queen for putting him in this situation in the first place, then fell to his knees before the Princess.
"I cannot kill you Princess." he said, "Even though it is the Queen's command. Run into the forest and hide, but you must never return to the castle."
The away went the huntsman after giving her his pouch, which was full of meat jerky from rabbit and deer and some cheddar wrapped in cheesecloth, so she would have food for later and his leather flask full of goat's milk.
On his way back to the castle, he killed a small animal and took its heart in the jeweled box to the wicked Queen.
Devastated and alone in the forest, Dough White wept with fright not understanding why the Queen would want her dead.
Deeper and deeper into the woods she tried to run, half-blinded by tears. It seemed to her the roots of the trees reached up to trip her feet, and the branches reached out to clutch at her dress as she passed.
At last, weak and exhausted from all the running she wasn't used to, Dough White sat on the ground and began eating the food the huntsman had been so kind to give her. As she ate the sun began to set, she sat watching it and began sobbing again as she knew not what to do next.
Ever so quietly, out from burrows and nests, and hollow trees, crept the little woodland animals. Bunnies, and tiny chipmunks, deer, raccoons and squirrels, all gathered around.
When Dough White looked up and saw them there, she smiled through her tears. At the sight of her smile, the little animals crept closer, snuggling in her lap or nestling in her arms. The birds sang their gayest melodies to Dough White and the little forest clearing was filled with joy.
" I feel ever so much better now,” Dough White told her new friends. "But I still do need a place to sleep and someone to feed me." she added rubbing her sizable tummy.
One of the birds chirped something and the little animals all nodded in agreement, cause they knew where to take her to get fed, these folks fed everyone including them sometimes.
WG Story Drone
11-14-2005, 01:50 PM
Then off flew the birds, leading the way. The rabbits, chipmunks and squirrels followed after and Dough White came with her arm around the neck of a gentle mother deer.
At last through the tangle of brush, Dough White saw a nice two-story lodge house which was situated in a clearing up ahead.
"It smells like a bakery!" she cheered with glee. "No wait, a small inn with something good cooking, or maybe it's both." Dough White bubbled.
Waddling across a little bridge to the lodge house, Dough White peeked in through one window pane. There seemed to be no one at home, but a nearby pie rack was loaded with pies and loaves of bread cooling and across the room from that a kettle hung in the fireplace with some kind of delicious stew, perhaps for someone's dinner tonight.
The delicious smells taunting her saying come inside and help yourself got to her and she did just that, for she was still undernourished from the Queen's tough diet and couldn't control herself any longer.
She had endured those salads for over 6 weeks and longed to eat once again as she was accustomed to eating....large portions and snacking on goodies all day long that the Royal Chefs would keep handy for her.
Once she stepped through the unlocked front door of the lodge the smell of the food over-whelmed her and any shred of restraint she had left, went out the window.
Dough White exclaimed, "Oh my!" as she rushed as fast as her still flabby little legs would take her, and grabbed 2 of the 7 pies, 1 of the 7 forks and set them at 1 of the 7 chairs at the table. Then she went over to the fireplace, got down 1 of the 7 bowls, filled it, then grabbed 1 of 7 loaves of bread, and went back and sat down and began wolfing down her food as fast as she could.
Before she knew it she had eaten both cherry pies and the delicious stew and the bread, and yet she was still rather hungry.
Meanwhile Pearlover, who had been out back picking some fresh herbs and vegetables and gathering some eggs to make some quiche was coming in up the back step when he heard what sounded like a chair scooting back across the floor. So he rushed in to find out who was here cause the fellas wouldn't be home for a few more hours. He looked around the room, no one at the kitchen table though it did look like someone had been eating 2 of the pies he'd baked for dinner. Then he looked over by the fireplace and saw the biggest, fullest and roundest bottom belonging to some woman bent over helping herself to perhaps another bowl of his rabbit stew, when suddenly she stood up and turned around and was startled to hear,
"Your Majesty!" as Pearlover bowed before her upon recognizing her, "I did not know you were here." he said still looking down, but wanting to look up at this beautiful and voluptuous young Princess who was now waddling towards him.
"You live here Pearlover?" Dough White asked sweetly. "Yes your Majesty, myself and the other Royal Chefs all live here." he answered her now looking up at her cause she made him feel so at ease.
Dough, thinking to herself that she'd come to the right place to be fed some decent meals for a change, but could these guys really help her?
"Oh Pearlover, you have got to help me, I just escaped the Queen's huntsman who was ordered to kill in the woods, but he couldn't do it and let me go free, but said I could never return to the castle or she'll kill us both." she cried, "Oh what am I gonna do?" she sobbed on his strong shoulder.
"Fear not Princess Dough White, for when the fellas get here we will figure out what to do. He told her bravely as he patted her soft rolls of back fat. Ahhhhh she smelt so sweet to like honeysuckles.
"In the meantime let's get you fed, you are looking thinner from the last time I saw you." he said again hoping she couldn't see how excited she has just made him. Ewwww, she had as she was giggling as she set down her bowl and started for the pie rack again.
"Uh, allow me your Majesty." he said anticipating what she wanted and placed 2 more pies and 2 more loaves of French bread next to her.
"Call me Dough White please and do you have anything I could drink, I'm terribly thirsty." she said smiling sweetly at him again. "Yes you Maj....I mean Dough White, would you like some water from our well or perhaps some ale, me and the fellas usually drink?" he offered her. "Oh the ale sounds delicious." she replied. "Yes it is and it's extra pale for smoothness and taste." he told her puffing out his chest a bit.
"Mmmm, you sure are a good cook, and by the way, I'm sorry if I'm eating you and the fellas’ dinner, but the wicked Queen I guess was jealous of my beauty and size and dressed me in these old raggedy clothes and forced me to eat salads for 6 weeks before she decided to have me killed." she said licking her luscious full lips.
"She did, did she, why that's truly horrible what she's put you through. She should have to pay for that." he told her.
"Yes she should, but then my dad would be lonely again and I wouldn't want to cause him that kind of heartache again. He was so depressed for so long after mama died giving birth to me."
Pearlover just nodded his head as he set about the task of making some more pies and bread, while Dough White continued eating for she really was starved from all those salads.
Meanwhile back in the kingdom of Plentiness, the other 6 chefs were just leaving work and heading for home.
"Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's home to eat we go."
They whistled merrily on their way home from they're shop in the Kingdom's Food Court, (if you will), which was the true heart of the city always bustling with activity and one of the more prominent shops to eat in overall.
As they all approached their lodge, the smells being delivered to them on the gentle breeze, had them all licking their lips and rubbing their bellies upon smelling the wonderful scents.
"Oh boy, I'm getting hungry aren't you fellas?" Raidyofridge said rubbing his prominent belly. "Uh ahh!" the rest of them all chimed in, "Pearlover must be cooking up a storm for us." he went on, Yea, he sure can bake a pie, he's the best pie baker of us all." Fatluver said while licking his chops.
Back at the lodge, Pearlover was rushing around their kitchen trying to replace what Dough White had eaten as well as make more for her too as she seemed real hungry. And without skipping a beat, looked over his shoulder and said, "That sounds like the fellas right there, Dough White."
"I hear them too, I can't wait to see them again!" she replied excitedly. Just then Thighsanrolls waltzed through the door first and stopped suddenly upon seeing Princess Dough White eating at their kitchen table, cause the others to all bump into each other cartoon-like.
"Your Majesty, to what do we owe this honor of you being in our lodge?" he inquired as the others all followed suit bowing before the Princess.
"Aww, it's okay fellas, you can get up Dough White as she wishes to be called is hiding out from the cruel Queen who had her own huntsman take her into the forest to kill her, but he couldn't and let her go, if she promised never to return to the castle for the jealous Queen would surely kill them both. She needs our help fellas, what do you say?" Pearlover shouted out as he continued cooking and baking.
Taking his cue from Pearlover that everything was safe, Thighsanrolls stood and said, "Dough White, the fellas and I will sit down with you after dinner and devise a plan to secretly let the King know you're safe and advise him of what the Queen's been up to in his absence from the Throne. In the meantime we will help nourish you back to health after what you've suffered from the cruel Queen. Your mother, Fatima was a good and gracious Queen, it had been our pleasure to cook and help fatten her through the years till you were born, then it was even more of a delight to feed and fatten you as well." he smiled, then Gil lutton, spoke up, "Yea we'll all help you regain your lost weight and then some, won't we fellas?" "Uh huh!" they all agreed, "And I'll make sure of it, for my name's not Gil lutton for nothing." he said amusingly and they all burst out laughing at his remark.
"Well fellas," Raidyofridge says, "It's a good thing we ate shortly before we left, cause we've got our work cut out for us replacing our dinner and desserts as well as replenishing the Princess's belly back to it's former self and then some." he went on with a huge grin on his face.
Dough White flashed a knowing smile cause she knows from experience how good of cooks and bakers these guys all were and they took great pleasure in feeding her too when she grew to tired to eat herself, but was still hungry. And she trusted them to help her with the Queen too.
WG Story Drone
11-14-2005, 01:54 PM
Within a few hours everyone was sitting down to eat with the beautiful gaining Princess, who was still feasting herself on the rest of the rabbit stew and loaves of French bread with butter and the rest of the pies too. As fresh cobblers were made to replace the them as the other pie shells were used for a delicious custard and vegetable pie called quiche, and another kind of quiche known as Quiche Lorraine made with fine cheeses and bacon.
She really loved quiche and was busy stuffing her mouth with as many as she could, but she was also slowing down and grew tired quickly after her journey earlier with the huntsman.
Fatluver was right there next to her to take over for her and kept her mouth and belly full, so Dough White could sit back and enjoy the sensation of being fed again, since the cruel Queen had her nanny killed for being loyal to the former Queen's wishes of a beautiful fat daughter, she really missed her nanny, but 7 good looking feeder chefs would make a nice replacement she mused as she enjoyed and savored every bite Fatluver brought to her lips.
In fact all the feeders got a chance to feed Dough White as she ate like she hadn't been able to for 6 weeks.
Finally when she was finished, she leaned back in her seat, patted the sides of her much larger belly and said, "Thanks boys, this feels a whole lot better having a full belly again, can you boys keep it this way?" They all answered in unison saying, "Yes Princess Dough White, we live to keep you both full and happy!" With Jigglesworth adding, "But mostly we'll keep you full, perhaps even fuller than full with the word full previously used as a gross understatement."
And they all broke into more laughter which caused Dough White's raggedy dress to split at the seams as her soft doughy white tummy became exposed.
Thinking quickly Bigbellylover yanked the table cloth off their table and used it to cover up the Princess who was still laughing only now because she had outgrown the clothes the cruel Queen had forced her to wear and now she was wearing a table cloth instead.
Things soon quieted down, the mess was cleaned up, a plan was made for all the feeders to sleep and work at their shop in shifts, so they could all take turns guarding the Princess, feeding her, and keeping up appearances that all was well while in town.
Also sleeping in shifts freed up a bed for Dough White to sleep in while the feeders prepared for her next feeding and theirs.
Dough White wrote a letter to her father the King who was off on business in another kingdom far away. It told of what the Queen had done to her thus far and that she was alive and safe with the 7 noble feeders, er I mean chefs. It would then be taken back into town and given to one of the King's personal messagers who was known to be loyal to Dough White and her mother, and he would find the King and give it to him and await instructions.
All this writing and planning drained Dough White's energy and she needed sleep. The feeders helped her upstairs and showed her which bed she could sleep in.
Pearlover and Jigglesworth would take the first watch and the task of preparing breakfast for everyone, while the others went to bed.
Jigglesworth began by making several batches of dough for sweet rolls and set the dough aside to rise while he made up some waffle batter next. Meanwhile Pearlover set about cutting up some red onion and cilantro, then frying up some sausage and eggs to later be combined in a casserole dish, sprinkled with cheese and set aside to be baked later on.
Then he began to Julianne cut some potatoes for hash browns. Next be prepared all the strawberries, raspberries, blueberries and blackberries and made up loads and loads of whipped cream for topping all the waffles.
Meanwhile Jigglesworth had poured muffin batter into trays and was putting them in the oven to bake. Pearlover started cooking oats for porridge with maple syrup and lots of butter and heavy cream, then put some bacon on to fry.
Soon the whole lodge was filled with the smells of breakfast cooking and after only several hours of sleep Dough White was awakened by all the wonderful smells that were tempting her to get up early cause her tummy was rumbling loud enough she could hear, well let's face it, it rumbled loud enough to wake up the feeders sleeping around her too.
"Good Morning Princess." Gil lutton said smiling real big at her, "Is your tummy alarm telling you it's time to get up?"
Dough White just giggled as she tried sitting up in the bed, but her much larger belly prevented her, so Gil lutton and Fatluver each gave her a hand in sitting up.
"Boy, breakfast just smells so wonderful, I can't sleep, I just have to eat!" Dough White said as she she continued breathing in deeply all the delicious food she smelt as she struggled to get out of the bed she had slept on.
"We understand perfectly." said Fatluver as he winked at the other feeders, as they all had big grins and were nodding in agreement.
The table cloth she'd been wearing to cover herself with after outgrowing her raggedy dress had gotten twisted during the night and was about to come undone as Thighsanrolls saw what was happening and rushed to keep it from exposing their fair Princess again.
"Thank you Thighsanrolls." she said, "Oh you're welcome, as beautiful as you are to all of us, we must maintain your dignity. We should also weigh and measure you and get some clothes made by our friend who owns the dress shop next to ours. Ms. Xxxl's a wonderful seamstress who sews the most beautiful gothic dresses and ballroom gowns you've ever seen." he said trying to be helpful.
"Oooo that sounds great, are you sure you can weigh me and measure me properly?" Dough White asked excitedly. "Sure thing, we have a heavy duty scale for weighing our meats with and a big enough tape measure to go around even your growing belly." said Raidyofridge, "But we'll have to do this before you eat to get an accurate weight and measurement and have Ms. Xxxl be generous with the measurements as she sews your dress so you won't outgrow it too soon."
"Ok then, but you'll have to hurry cause I'm starving and can't wait much longer." she half giggled, but you could tell she was serious about needing to eat right now in her voice.
"Right this way then and we'll get you fixed up and fed." said Bigbellylover leading the way downstairs to the kitchen.
"Well Good Morning Dough White, fellas, we're just about finished and were gonna call all of you down shortly." said Jigglesworth. "But the smells of breakfast woke me up." said the Princess in reply. "We have to get her weighed and measured for a new dress before she eats though." said Fatluver.
The scale was in the back of the kitchen and Thighsanrolls went over to grab the measuring tape and a pen and paper. Dough White stepped on the scale while Bigbellylover set about arranging the weights on their scale and the needle stopped at 423lbs. 8oz.
"Wow Princess, you're over 400lbs.!" exclaimed Raidyofridge as he handed her one end of the tape to hold as he went around her to measure her bust first at 77", then onto her belly which was 88" around and finally her hips at 96" around. Next her upper arms both measured 23" and her neck was 22" around.
Once that was all written down, she was free to eat her fill of breakfast and boy did she tear into it with gusto. In fact she was shoveling it all in with very un-princess-like lighting speed, a technique she perfected from years of gluttonous eating. As the feeders all watched in amazement at how fast she was stuffing herself.
Once the feeders had eaten what they could while Dough White ate everything else, they made out a schedule for rotation to keep the Princess both fed and well guarded from the wicked Queen.
They had a light work load at their shop, Jigglesworth and Pearlover were allowed to get some sleep. Gil lutton and Thighsanrolls would maintain a watchful eye over Dough White all while keeping her fed and comfortable as they did the other chores too. Then wake Jigglesworth and Pearlover up later in the afternoon to help get dinner ready for everyone tonight. Then Gil lutton and Thighsanrolls would eat early and go to bed for the next shift.
Fatluver, Raidyofridge and Bigbellylover would all go into their shop and maintain business as usual. Fatluver would get things started, while Raidyofridge would take Dough White's measurements to Ms. Xxxl's dress shop, so she could make a dress to fit the Princess's current size, plus alittle room to grow into. And Bigbellylover went to fetch the King's messager, explain the urgency of the situation to him, so he'd ride quickly to the other Kingdom to warn the King of what was happening with the Queen and his daughter, and wait for a reply.
WG Story Drone
11-14-2005, 01:57 PM
Meanwhile back at the castle, the huntsman had presented to the wicked Queen the box which she thought held Dough White's heart.
"Ah ha!" she gloated. "At last!" And down the castle corridors she hurried straight to her magic mirror.
Then she asked:
"Now, magic mirror on the wall.
Who is the fattest on of all?" But the honest mirror replied:
"The Seven Chefs who are really seven feeders,
kept her fed.
The Fattest in the land,
The deliciously fat Dough White." This infuriated the Queen as she realized the huntsman had tricked her. She flung the jeweled box at the mirror, shattering it into a million pieces.
Then shaking with anger and rage, the Queen hurried down to a dark cave below the palace where she worked her Black Magic. First she disguised herself to look like a peasant farmer's wife donning a simple frock dress. Then she searched her books of magic spells for a horrid spell to work on Dough White.
"What shall it be?" she muttered to herself. "The poisoned apple pie, the Sleeping Death? Perfect!" At her table, she set about making the pie crust, slicing up the apples, while her poison brewed in the kettle over the fire. Putting the apple slices in a strainer, she dipped them into her concoction- one, two, three- and the apples slices came out looking like the best tasting apples ever.
Then she poured them into the pie shell, spooned another ladle of poison over them before placing the top crust over them and crimping the sides. Next she used a brush to brush on more poison to make the pie even more appealing to the eye and put it in her oven to bake.
Forty minutes later she pulled out the most tempting, delicious apple pie out of the oven that you'd ever wanna eat and placed it on a pie rack to cool.
Cackling with wicked pleasure, the Queen placed the cooled pie in her basket and started her journey to the home of the seven feeders, er, I mean chefs. The Queen felt certain that her plan would succeed, for the magic spell of the Sleeping Death could only be broken by *love's first kiss*. The Queen was certain no lover would ever find Dough White asleep in the forest.
Back in the Kingdom it was 4 O'clock, quitting time and Fatluver, Raidyofridge and Bigbellylover were just locking up to then head for home once they'd picked up Dough White's new dress at Ms. Xxxl's dress shop next door.
They all went into the shop, and Ms. Xxxl, upon hearing the bell above the door start ringing, stopped what she was doing and grabbed the Princess's dress off the rack where she had it hanging and came out through the curtains to meet the chefs and give them the beautiful 5XL dress.
"Hiya fellas, tell the Princess I hope she likes it and that I've already started making the next one two sizes bigger, so it'll fit her after you fellas get done feeding her." she winked.
"It's beautiful, of course she'll love it, how could she not, your works have always flatteringly graced the big beautiful bodied women of this town, and this dress is no exception. The colors and design are perfect for Dough White's coloring as well.
They took the dress after saying their goodbyes and walked through the town towards they're lodge house.
Back at the lodge, Gil lutton and Thighsanrolls were fast asleep after an early dinner and a hard days work keeping Dough White fed while doing the chores and keeping a watchful eye for any sign of the wicked Queen. Jiggelsworth and Pearlover had dinner warming up while Dough White snacked on sandwiches. They stepped out behind the lodge to gather some more fruit and vegetables when the Queen, who had been staking out their lodge for some time now saw her opportunity to get to Dough White and offer her the poisoned apple pie.
Taking one last look at her disguise, her frock dress in order, her hair down around her face as she'd always worn it up around Dough White, a straw hat to shade her eyes and had it tied under her chin with a scarf. Everything was in place and the pie in a wicker picnic basket under a red and white checked napkin to keep it warmed.
She appeared outside the window where Dough White was eating the last of her sandwiches and licking her fingers.
"Would you care to help out a poor farmer's wife and buy one of my delicious apple pies Miss?"
Startled slightly by the woman's presence, she smiled at the old farmer's wife never thinking to be afraid.
The Queen had taken the pie out of the picnic basket so as to give Dough White a good look at the beautiful pie, thereby tempting her already large appetite with such a delicious looking pie as her's.
Dough White spoke kindly to the farmer's wife, "Well I have no money to give you for that pie, I could exchange a few loaves of fresh baked bread for it."
The wicked Queen readily agreed sitting the pie in the window sill, while Dough White labored to get up and fetch the bread for the old woman and grabbed a knife and a plate to cut up the pie with.
Handing the bread to the old farmer's wife she quickly started cutting up the pie and took a slice out. Holding it over the plate she started to take a bite and stopped short because the little birds and woodland animals were swooping down and picking at the old farmer's wife.
"Stop it!" Dough White cried. "Shame on you."
"Why thank you dear, I don't know what that was all about." the farmer's wife said, "But now that they've stopped, go ahead and take a big bite, as my apple pies are to die for." she cackled.
And with that, Dough White took a huge bite of the pie, "Mmmmmm." she tried saying as she swallowed it then suddenly dropped to the floor with a huge thud that shook the entire lodge, waking Thighsanrolls and Gil lutton out of their slumber.
Jigglesworth and Pearlover also heard something fall and raced in to see what it was. As for the little birds and woodland animals, they had taken off to find the other feeders to warn them about the Queen's doings.
Gil lutton and Thighsanrolls rushed down the stairs in just their trousers and suspenders, as Pearlover and Jigglesworth run in the back door to find their beloved Dough White splayed out on the kitchen floor.
"Oh No! The wicked Queen's been here and done something horrible to the Princess!" Gil lutton cries as they hear her cackling as she tries running back into the forest.
"Thighsanrolls, Jigglesworth, you two go capture the Queen and bring her back here alive, while Pearlover and I will try to revive Dough White."
Meanwhile the birds and woodland creatures found the other feeders about halfway home and flew or ran around them chirping or screeching wildly at the feeders to convey the urgency of what they couldn't say.
Raidyofridge figured it out first and told the others, "The Princess is in trouble, we have to save her!" With that they broke into a sprint, well as much of a sprint as 3 chubby feeders can muster that is.
They got to their lodge about 15 minutes later, out of breath, to see Jigglesworth and Thighsanrolls heading towards the lodge from the other direction, each of them holding on tight to see what looks like an old farmer's wife, but then realized it must be the evil Queen in disguise.
They all burst into the lodge to find Gil lutton and Pearlover weeping over the Princess's limp body in their arms. Then Pearlover looks up with tears in his eyes and points at the farmer's wife and cries, "She the wicked, evil Queen, and she's done something to Dough White!"
Laughing loudly as she said, "Yes I did something to end my misery once and for all and gave Dough White a bite of my poisoned apple pie. She's dying slowly of this 'Sleeping Death' and unless love's first kiss awakens her soon, she will surely die for good and she doesn't even have a boyfriend!" She cackled again.
"Quick Pearlover, give the Princess a kiss." Thighsanrolls blurted out.
"Ha, ha not so fast, not just anyone can kiss and awaken her, it has to be her one true love or she will be dead forever!" the Queen yelled.
"Right ok, Bigbellylover and Gil lutton take the Queen to the root cellar, tie her securely and gag her too. Jigglesworth, you go back into the Kingdom and see if you spot the King or his messenger and tell them what's happened to Dough White and that we caught and are holding the wicked Queen till he gets back here. Thighsanrolls, Pearlover, Raidyofridge let's build a comfortable place for Dough White to rest until we can bring her back since she's dead weight right now and too heavy for us to move very far." Fatluver dictated to the others.
The fellas set about doing what Fatluver had told them to do, but with great sadness in they're hearts. They managed to get her dressed in the new dress Ms. Xxxl had just made for her.
Jigglesworth went to Ms. Xxxl's shop first to tell her what had happened and find out if she'd heard the King was back in town. He wasn't, so Jigglesworth waited by the north gate for the King's arrival.
It was morning when Jigglesworth was awakened by the sound of many horses approaching the gate. And when he spotted Good King Ned, he ran over towards him shouting, "Your Highness, Your Highness!"
King Ned halted his troops to find out what his Royal Baker was shouting about. "What is it Good Baker Jigglesworth, have you any news of my daughter, Princess Dough White?"
Bowing he replied, "Yes Your Majesty, some awful news though I'm afraid." and Jigglesworth proceeded to tell King Ned all that he knew.
WG Story Drone
11-14-2005, 01:59 PM
Thanking him for his loyalty and his efforts, King Ned then paused to formulate a plan. Thinking of one he sent his best Knight to the castle to fetch the Queen's book of spells in the dark cave below the castle and bring it to the seven chefs lodge.
Then he asked the Prince he'd gone to find and arrange to marry his daughter if he really loved his daughter, to give her such a kiss that it would break the Queen's spell.
Prince Ceebece looked King Ned straight in the eye and said, "I have always loved your daughter since I first saw her at the Harvest Feast last year eating away like there was no tomorrow. It is because I love her so deeply that I will awaken her with my kiss."
"Alright then, let's ride to the chef's lodge, save my daughter and make the Queen pay for what she's done."
And with that the King gave a horse to Jigglesworth to ride and together everyone rode off towards his lodge.
Sir Wrench made it back to the castle and had retrieved the wicked Queen's book of spells and was already on his way back to join the King and the rest of the troops.
King Ned and his men arrived at the chef's lodge to see them all keeping watch over Dough White as she lay sleeping on the beautiful bed they had made to keep her comfortable till help came.
"Well done Gentleman, now make way for Prince Ceebece and I as he must kiss her with love's first kiss to break the Queen's evil spell......Damn wretched woman and her jealousy!" The King cursed under his breath, but still loud enough everyone heard.
The Prince approached Dough White's sleeping body admiring her form, for she has surely grown since he last saw her. Then saying a little prayer he leaned over and kissed her passionately on the lips and at the touch of his lips Dough White awoke.
There standing over her was the Prince of her dreams. Dough White knew that she loved him too. Then seeing her dad, the feeders and all the troops standing around, she hugged her dad and told them all she was hungry. Everyone broke into laughter at Dough White's statement for she was always hungry.
Just then, Sir Wrench rode up on his horse with the Queen's spell book and handed it to King Ned.
"Noble Chefs, where are you holding the former wicked Queen, I have a bone to pick with her." King Ned said gruffly.
"We have her hog-tied and gagged in our root cellar, Your Highness." Fatluver answered, Fetch her for me and take Sir Wrench with you in case she gives you any trouble." The King said. "Yes Your Majesty." he replied, "This way Sir Wrench." and they headed for the lodge and down into the root cellar and saw the Queen was still hog-tied and gagged in the corner.
Jokingly Fatluver said, "Lucy you have some ‘splaining to do." her name really was Lucille. They lifted her and carried her back to the King, leaving her tied up, but they removed the gag.
"Well Lucille, what do you have to say for yourself?" The King bellowed.
"Uh well, Ned," "That's King Ned to you!" he thundered. "Ok, King Ned, I'm sorry I just couldn't help myself, what with you gone in another Kingdom arranging a marriage for your daughter, and you know I have a jealous streak and low self-image because it's so hard for me to put on weight and keep it on. And with Dough White always receiving compliments over me on how much she's grown, and how beautiful she is, it drove me nuts."
"Lucille, you never had to compete with my daughter, you were always beautiful and fat enough in my eyes. But since you saw fit to treat my daughter badly, while I was gone, then attempt to kill her with the 'Sleeping Death' spell you put on her. You will forever be the second fattest woman in my Kingdom, second to my lovely Dough White, you will also be the Ugliest woman in my Kingdom to match the ugliness inside you and you will lived out the remainder of your days on the pig farm of farmer Atomic Vomit, living amongst the filthy pigs in a pig's sty eating the same slop Atomic Vomit feeds his pigs." King Ned commanded.
And with that, former Queen Lucille's face and body began to break out in oozing sores and warts, her hair became matted and stringy, her eyes bulged out oddly, her teeth discolored and hair grew out of her ears.
"Sir Wrench!" King Ned said, Get this filithy, ugly woman out of my sight and take her to Atomic Vomit's farm and tell him of my commands. Make sure he knows that I will reward him handsomely."
"Yes Sire." and he was off pulling the former Queen behind him as she trotted, trying to keep up.
Turning back to his daughter and the Prince after watching his second wife being hauled away, King Ned finally said, "Well this calls for a celebration and a feast unlike any my kingdom has ever seen. Royal Chefs...." Uh daddy, they're feeders trust me on this." Dough White said patting her belly.
"Very well then, Royal Feeders, please accompany us back to the castle to work with my kitchen staff in preparing the glorious feast we're gonna plan to celebrate my daughter's marriage to young Prince Ceebece." King Ned said laughing joyfully.
"Sure thing Your Highness!" And with that, they all rode off together with Dough White riding in the Royal Carriage.
Atfter working thru the night, the feeders and the King's personal kitchen staff had a mountainous feast ready by noon the next day, and everyone was called to come out, eat, drink, dance and be merry for the joyous occassion of the Prince & Princess's engagement.
The banquet halls were lined with tables and chairs with enough room that everyone in the Kingdom had a place to sit. And every single table was groaning with food, with back-ups waiting on the stove tops in the main kitchen.
Fatluver, Jigglesworth, Pearlover, Bigbellylover, Thighsanrolls, Raidyofridge and Gil lutton were all given a medals of honor for they're bravery and a seat at the King's table beside Dough White and Prince Ceebece and somehow, Ms Xxxl managed to secure an empty seat next to King Ned, seeing how the Good King was single again.
The guests began to arrive wearing their loosest clothes it seemed for stocking up on the great food. The whole castle smelt of delicious foods and desserts, even the courtyards and gardens surrounding the castle was filled with the smell of great food enough to whet everyone's appetites.
Princess Dough White was no exception, she had been eating all morning and continued on throughout the day on into the night. Everyone had a delightful time eating, laughing until late in the night when at last all the food was eaten by the people of the kingdom or Dough White herself.
For her belly paunch had risen so much from all the food she'd stuffed into it her formal gown looked more like a formal dress coming just below the knee, which apparently pleased Prince Ceebece very much by the size of his manhood under his tights.
Even Good King Ned seemed to take a huge liking towards Ms. Xxxl as the day grew long and the night grew even longer.
And they lived fatfully ever after.
The End
8-27-2005
Mr. Jigglesworth
11-09-2012, 06:11 PM
Hey thanks WG Story Drone for getting my story in the new section, I'd forgotten I had sent it in since I didn't see it in the old archives nor here til now. This was a true labor of love to write for me and I'm sure there are other fairy tales that could be converted over to WG fictional flavor.
Mr. Jigglesworth
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