Unexpected furniture breaking and pleasure

[op user]

After the posts (thanks Curvy) about unfitness and being stuck as part of a sexual experience how about the fact of breaking furniture because of a SSBBW weight. Not in purpose but just because it happens...

For exemple a SSBBW comes to sit on her partner's laps and the chair gives way or the bed collapse?

How do you feel about that? Kindly include some details about the weight or the action involved!

[ManOWar]

Happened to me, in the middle of the night. Damn bed just collapsed at three in the morning with both of us in it---doing it, I might add!

Weight plus passion can be a dangerous thing!

Of course it's fun to walk around thinking, "She's so fat the bed collapsed". Although it was a crappy bed.

[Ample Pie]

I have a similar story, except we bent the (steel) frame of the bed. Now I go frame-free--Matress and boxspring on the floor.

[UncannyBruceman]

Of course it's fun to walk around thinking, "She's so fat the bed collapsed". Although it was a crappy bed.

Or was it something else????

Sounds like an awesome story. My ex put some wear and tear on my bed after a while...the springs were piercing through the surface of the mattress and the bedframe now creeks constantly!

[CurvyEm]

haha well it's happened but the other way round. I was going out with a slim guy and I was sat on my mums bed, he came over and as soon as he parked his arse on it it collapsed. But somehow I don't think it was his extra weight that did it :P More like mine haha

[ciaobella]

Yeah, our bed collapsed before...my uncle fixed it such that the mattress is now supported by two two-by-fours...apparently it could survive the weight of a car now! ;)

[Jes]

I've broken 2 beds, now (with a partner, thank you). The wooden supports just cracked completely through.

[FreeThinker]

My bed is a queen-size mattress on a heavy wooden waterbed frame.

That frame broke when my girlfriend enthusiastically flung herself into bed.

Today, months (years?) later, it is still supported by some books and a brick.

[MeowMac]

Where to begin...

The metal bedframe on one bed and a boxspring on another

At least 4 of those tiny little white plastic lawn chairs

Not sure if it counts in the furniture category but the railing on the porch

And began the crack in the middle of the picnic table bench that eventually destroyed the picnic table

I'm sure I'll remember more....

[Ample Pie]

It took 4 years, by my desk chair has pretty much given up the ghost. It isn't broken, per se, but I wore out the hydraulics and now when anyone sits in it, it zooms way down low.

[MeowMac]

Wait one more... the driver's side seat... I had it leaning to the left...lol

[bigsexy920]

OMG that happened to me recently. Im not going to mention names BUT I was sitting on a couch and another BBW sorta plopped down in the middle of the couch and it sorta collapsed I can feel it sorta snap then sink under me. the echo was pretty loud too.

I yelled at her like my mom use to. My mom would always tell me not to plopp down on the furniture .. now I know why. :)

[LillyBBBW]

I broke my own bed merely a year after I bought it. It was a cheap wooden number from a discount furniture store. Then I broke my roommates bed. I went over to sit down on it to talk to her and the leg buckled under me and the frame was irreparably damaged. I broke a toilet. Well, not exactly broken but snapped off of the wall. It was not a floor standing toilet in my office building but one that extended out from the wall and it came undone with me on it.

[GoddessNoir]

I had an ex who broke my mom's couch. She has that couch in the little used basement now but still curses him about it. She really like that couch.

[Ample Pie]

I broke my cousin's bed. I sat on it and popped a spring support in it.

[Tori DeLuca]

I broke my new couch
Twice.
Also jennygirl and I were doing a photoshoot on a bed and in the midst of it all it collapsed.
Pretty hilarious but the shoot was over nevertheless. heheheh we still giggle about it. Her boyfriend was none to happy when he had to fix it though hehehe

[SoVerySoft]

I broke my own bed merely a year after I bought it. It was a cheap wooden number from a discount furniture store. Then I broke my roommates bed. I went over to sit down on it to talk to her and the leg buckled under me and the frame was irreparably damaged. I broke a toilet. Well, not exactly broken but snapped off of the wall. It was not a floor standing toilet in my office building but one that extended out from the wall and it came undone with me on it.


One of my biggest fears. Our office has that type. Were you ok? did you end up on the floor? was there water everywhere?

scares me. BAD.

[SoVerySoft]

OMG that happened to me recently. Im not going to mention names BUT I was sitting on a couch and another BBW sorta plopped down in the middle of the couch and it sorta collapsed I can feel it sorta snap then sink under me. the echo was pretty loud too.

I yelled at her like my mom use to. My mom would always tell me not to plopp down on the furniture .. now I know why. :)


mention names. puhleeeze?

[inlove]

I found out my ex was cheating cos of this. I was staying at my parents and when I came back to the house I found the bed clean snapped in half, and her and her plus size friend having tea in the kitchen. 2+2 = dumped!

[GPL]

I broke my new couch
Twice.
Also jennygirl and I were doing a photoshoot on a bed and in the midst of it all it collapsed.
Pretty hilarious but the shoot was over nevertheless. heheheh we still giggle about it. Her boyfriend was none to happy when he had to fix it though hehehe

Wish I was on that bed in the middle of you two cuties:wubu:

GPL.

[Alicia Rose]

My fiancee and I have broken two beds... one full-size and one twin... my dad was not happy :p

Both of them broke at the corners. The full-size just kinda rocked itself apart (umm yeah) and then collapsed, the twin cracked.

I think she may be the cause of all the slats collapsing in our futon couch, and she's also smooshed the padding of her desk chair down so it's more or less nonexistant now.

And our bed's springs are starting to poke us as we sleep, and it is collapsing toward her side...

I hate being poor. But I like seeing what her fatness does to the furniture... I just hate having to fix it afterward. Bah.

=Divals

[TheNowhereMan]

sadly i have neither seen nor even know anyone who has broken something

[olly5764]

there is a woman who drinks in our club who must be 500 pounds, and she is always breaking the arms off the chairs, and we are for ever having to glue them back on, don't know why she does not sit on the benches, but it is pleasent to watch.

[TheNowhereMan]

i retrack my earlier statement. i remembered we did a play in high school where a rather large actress sat down on a chair I'd built it's legs gave out fell flat on her large rump in mid stage.

[op user]

Thanks all of you!

I feel that repairing a broken piece of furniture broke by a SS\BBW it is the nicest do it your self work accomplish!


olly5764

I am suprised that only the arms break! Are the chairs super strong..

Keep answering please

op user

[rainyday]

I am suprised that only the arms break! Are the chairs super strong.

It's not just legs and arms that give way--chair backs can break off when a too-large backside is plopped down on them. The shelfage just pushes on them and they splinter at the base of the back. I did this to a nice antique chair I had. :( Before it got splintered though my dad, who had seen it around for years, looked at it one day and wondered how the upholstered cushion on it had gotten flattened. He truly didn't seem to put two and two together. Poor chair lol.

[BigCutieSasha]

Lol... I was trying to make some video clips for my page :) And in the process of jumping on my bed... I broke the box spring :) hehe... guess thats what I get for trying to be cute!

[UncannyBruceman]

Did any of that happen to make its way into any of the clips? :wubu: :wubu: :wubu:

[ChickletsBBW]

i broke one of those flimsy wooden fold up chairs on vacation once... the whole situation was funny :P

think i probably loosened the wooden legs of a friend's chair at her house a couple of months ago.. that poor chair looked like an antique.. and i never had the balls to ask her if it was already like that or if I did it.. lol

[Judge_Dre]

I managed to have had two beds break in one night. The night started off with my lady friend and I getting it on my wooden bed. A mere two minutes into it, my bed broke. I was way too horny to worry about my bed, so we quickly moved to my sofa which also folds out into a bed. I thought since it had a metal frame it would be sturdier. Well, after a while, the frame bent and we were caught like a mouse in a mousetrap! We laughed so hard after that and then we just kept on going at it. No point in giving up after all that.

[BigCutieSasha]

I managed to have had two beds break in one night. The night started off with my lady friend and I getting it on my wooden bed. A mere two minutes into it, my bed broke. I was way too horny to worry about my bed, so we quickly moved to my sofa which also folds out into a bed. I thought since it had a metal frame it would be sturdier. Well, after a while, the frame bent and we were caught like a mouse in a mousetrap! We laughed so hard after that and then we just kept on going at it. No point in giving up after all that.

Haha :) I have too managed to break a sofa bed. Sadly I wasn't with an FA at the time and he didn't find it that ammusing that I broke something because of my weight. He found it more embarassing. I was like well geez! At least you don't have to explain this to your mom! (It was her sofa bed)

And Im not sure if the clip I gave has me breaking the bed. Although I think I broke it more with every clip I did. So possibly. Lol It sucks to sleep on now!! Ever see the movie Money Pit? Where the matress caves in the center!? lol It's kinda like that right now! So I think Santa is bringing me a new bed for Christmas!!! Yay!

[Shala]

Me & a BBW friend were on a swing once....swinging and chatting. Then BAM! My side broke and we toppled off. Thank goodness we weren't on the upswing and my legs had been beneath the seat.:eek:

[elle camino]

uh.
on cam last night with my dear friend blackjack, i broke my desk chair.
i was just trying to sit on it cross-legged! grr.
i'm pretty sure it was priceless, though. you'd have to ask him. i was too busy assplanting on the floor.

[supersoup]

uh.
on cam last night with my dear friend blackjack, i broke my desk chair.
i was just trying to sit on it cross-legged! grr.
i'm pretty sure it was priceless, though. you'd have to ask him. i was too busy assplanting on the floor.
this elicited quite the giggle from me...moreso because i've done the same thing. i had a group of friends over one night in high school, and we were all in my living room. i had put all the chairs we had in the house in the living room so everyone had one, and of course was stuck with this ancient desk chair we had. i sat in it, turned to hand a friend his glass, and my ass met the floor in about 3 seconds. hi-lar-i-ous.

[elle camino]

what i want to know is exactly when i got too fat to sit cross legged in a dang desk chair.
i want dates and, if possible, approximate times.

anyways the epilogue is that i jerry-rigged the wheel back on, which means it's probably even less sturdy than before, which probably means i'll be posting in this thread again soon.
don't you all wish you had my yahoo ID.

[Blackjack]

uh.
on cam last night with my dear friend blackjack, i broke my desk chair.
i was just trying to sit on it cross-legged! grr.
i'm pretty sure it was priceless, though. you'd have to ask him. i was too busy assplanting on the floor.

Hilarious indeed.

I just saw her lean forward a little, then a wee bit more, then all the sudden she disappeared from the camera angle.

[Ample Pie]

I broke one of the support boards for my boyfriend's bed last night.

*craaaaaaaaaaack*

I felt really bad...this is one of those things that is better in fantasy or at least in your own bed.

[Alicia Rose]

Last week, Carla broke another bed... -.- She sat down on it a little too hard and we heard a mighty 'crack!' as three separate boards in the box spring snapped. *sigh*

=Divals

[olly5764]

olly5764

I am suprised that only the arms break! Are the chairs super strong..



no, the legs are in compression when you sit on them, so are working in a way they are meant to, but her thighs and bum push out on the arms and try to bend them. She is very attractive though

[Ruby Ripples]

I sat on the edge of my sisters newly acquired antique metal framed bed, to dry my hair. When I stood up the whole metal strut was bowed down and the bed looked like something from a cartoon. The next night I slept in my niece's Ikea single bed and woke up in the middle of the night being flung up into a seated position, as my body weight had triggered the sitting mechanism and broken it! The following night I slept on an airbed which was flat within twenty minutes. The following night my nephew said "there's no WAY you're sleeping in mine, you break everyone elses" LOL!

This year I have broken a lovely pink Ikea typing chair, completely snapped the chair off the metal leg.... my expensive black leather office chair that I decided would be me-proof, and a good investment. The hydraulics gave up within a day, the chair started sloping to the left, so I tried to sit more to the right then one day it just tipped me up like some terrible trick device, and slid me onto the floor. I then stupidly tried to balance on the middle of it only to shoot off again, this time to the left. I also broke the folding wooden chair that I use when in the kitchen, the metal bolts bowed and the seat part dropped out... I broke the right arm section of my pretty Loyd Loom old dressing table chair. My hips had been bulging against the arms for ages, so I wasn't too surprised when the right section parted company from the body of the chair. I've had that chair since I was about 18 and remember when I could have fitted myself and a friend on it! I haven't broken a toilet yet completely but periodically they start to leak where the pipe is joined to the wall :P . I know there are more things from this year, but I can't remember now.

www.rubyripples.com - my blog with furniture breaking, eating etc :)

[Russ2d]

Ruby you are very sexy, nice site :D

[elggij]

Two car seats, three beds, and a couch over thirty years

[Ruby Ripples]

Ruby you are very sexy, nice site :D

Well thankyou very much Russ, glad you liked it!

[taetaegrrl]

Been a long time since I was on here, but I saw this message thread and had to reply!

I've always carried a lot of weight in my legs (classic case of "thunder thighs" but very muscular too; used to wow the guys in the clubhouse gym by leg pressing the whole stack of weights plus one of them standing on top of it). As I've gained in the last couple years, I've noticed my butt and belly are bigger -- but generally, I seem to be similarly proportioned to when I was a lot smaller. Much of that seems to be because my thighs have grown to match.

So lately, what tends to happen is I can sit on something, and it'll support me ok as long as my feet are touching the ground. But lift my legs, and then I really find out how well its made!

I think I mentioned on here before that I broke a swingset.

Since then, hmmm.... let's see. I haven't totally broken it yet, but the hydraulics in my b/f's computer chair can't quite handle me anymore. (If I raise the chair up and then sit down, it works its way back down within 10 minutes or so. (Does it in about 45 seconds if I sit on it with my legs crossed "indian style" on it, or if I hold them off the ground, out in front of me!)

I've also snapped the legs on a plastic molded patio chair, after I absent-mindedly stretched my legs out in front of me.

On the other hand, I've got a little indoor one-person trampoline (small, round thing with a black metal frame that you can store in a closet, and pull out to exercise). I was sure I'd be far too heavy for it - but cautiously stood on it, and found it was still usable. I'm way over its supposed "weight limit", so if I really get bouncing on it, I can occasionally make it bottom out - but that makes it all the more fun for my guy to watch! (He says he feels the whole house vibrate when I use it too. Always knows right away if I start playing with it!)

And I'm good at "stress testing" scales too. The digital ones aren't any fun. They either show my weight, or just blink an error if they can't. But I like to put one foot on the old dial type ones and slowly lean into them to see what they do. My boyfriend's old bathroom scale is only labeled up to 250, for example - and I can make it hit bottom (goes around past the 0 and stops on about 30lbs.) while my other leg is still planted on the floor. Another cheap $7 one from a drug-store I tried supposedly weighed to 300, but stopped turning at just under 270 as I kept applying pressure - so I just stood on it with one leg and hopped a couple times. It caved in in the middle, and kept reading 60lbs. after I got back off of it!


I sat on the edge of my sisters newly acquired antique metal framed bed, to dry my hair. When I stood up the whole metal strut was bowed down and the bed looked like something from a cartoon. The next night I slept in my niece's Ikea single bed and woke up in the middle of the night being flung up into a seated position, as my body weight had triggered the sitting mechanism and broken it! The following night I slept on an airbed which was flat within twenty minutes. The following night my nephew said "there's no WAY you're sleeping in mine, you break everyone elses" LOL!

This year I have broken a lovely pink Ikea typing chair, completely snapped the chair off the metal leg.... my expensive black leather office chair that I decided would be me-proof, and a good investment. The hydraulics gave up within a day, the chair started sloping to the left, so I tried to sit more to the right then one day it just tipped me up like some terrible trick device, and slid me onto the floor. I then stupidly tried to balance on the middle of it only to shoot off again, this time to the left. I also broke the folding wooden chair that I use when in the kitchen, the metal bolts bowed and the seat part dropped out... I broke the right arm section of my pretty Loyd Loom old dressing table chair. My hips had been bulging against the arms for ages, so I wasn't too surprised when the right section parted company from the body of the chair. I've had that chair since I was about 18 and remember when I could have fitted myself and a friend on it! I haven't broken a toilet yet completely but periodically they start to leak where the pipe is joined to the wall :P . I know there are more things from this year, but I can't remember now.

www.rubyripples.com - my blog with furniture breaking, eating etc :)

[Alicia Rose]

We just broke another bed. It's getting annoying.

=Divals

[HeatherBBW]

I've broken many a piece of furniture in my day. Far too many to mention, but one of the first memories I have is of being around 12 and being at a sleepover. I must have been about 180-200 lbs. I won the coin toss to be able to sleep on the top bunk and when I went to get up the ladder.. I made it to the 3rd rung.. and it cracked and my foot slammed to the 2nd rung below and crack and then I fell on my ass. I remember being super embarassed and turned on all at once. That's puberty for you.

But more importantly, I am wondering why AnnMarie hasn't posted here... She has collapsaphobia and she should have quite a few stories :D

Cmon girlie.... do tell! :P

[AnnMarie]

*peeks in*

*starts crying and screaming*


*runs away*


:blink:

[HeatherBBW]

*peeks in*

*starts crying and screaming*


*runs away*


:blink:

Sissy.. nah nah nah nah nah :p

[HeatherBBW]

*peeks in*

*starts crying and screaming*


*runs away*


:blink:

The Folding Chair
R.I.P.

There once was a chair, a perfectly good chair... it was meant for folding up and carrying around.. and for sitting when one desired.. it had metal legs and a canvas seat... let it rest in peace in chair heaven.

[Tooz]

You know, last April Conan came to my uni to speak, and I had floor tix. So, on the floor they had these plastic and metal folding chairs. I sat in one, and I swear to God it was a miracle the thing didn't just collapse under me.

[biancaneve]

We just broke another bed. It's getting annoying.

=Divals
wowwww
I think that it's better sleep on a mattress on the floor. or a carpet!
don't you mind?

sorry for my english!!!!

[Alicia Rose]

wowwww
I think that it's better sleep on a mattress on the floor. or a carpet!
don't you mind?

sorry for my english!!!!

Well, this topic's a bit old... and I don't have to worry about breaking beds any more v.v

=Divals

[Ample Pie]

A couple of weeks ago, I out and out broke this poor chair---and by broke, I mean "snapped a bolt that held it together."

It took 4 years, by my desk chair has pretty much given up the ghost. It isn't broken, per se, but I wore out the hydraulics and now when anyone sits in it, it zooms way down low.

[BigCutieSasha]

I broke a bit too much furniture this summer. A couch and a bed whilst on my trip in England. I also managed to bust something on my friend Lindsey's bed last night. She wasn't too upset, and I was laughing my ass of.

[troubadours]

i broke a bed last summer and that was before i even started gaining

[biancaneve]

when my cousin sits down on her couch and offer me to sit down with her, because is an ikea couch and is in bad conditions about her considerable weight. So I always say I must go. But I like very much to see her on this couch crick crack :p

[LillyBBBW]

I squeezed my wide hips into this chair in a hotel in the Berkshires, cracked it apart and broke it. I set it aside and when I returned a new chair was in its place. I sat in it and it also cracked part and broke. Turned out my roommate saw that the chair was broken, fixed it and set back in place so it was the same chair.

[furious styles]

tooz and I were at a big family get together of hers at her grandmother's house last month and staying in the extra room/basement. it was late one night and we were getting a little frisky so I gave her a rather brisk push down onto the bed. needless to say we had to sleep at an angle for the rest of the time.

[Aurora]

My ex and I bent the legs on three bed frames. My bed at home is now sitting on "the world's strongest bed frame." No lie, that's what it's called. *laughs* Heavy duty metal or something. Still busted a wheel off it.

I totally destroyed a woven wicker chair and there's a photo set with some pics from that venture, lol.

Other than that I've severely bent some white lawn chairs. I'm sure there's more to come in the future.

And I wanna hear Ann Marie's stories! :D

[Santaclear]

I squeezed my wide hips into this chair in a hotel in the Berkshires, cracked it apart and broke it. I set it aside and when I returned a new chair was in its place. I sat in it and it also cracked part and broke. Turned out my roommate saw that the chair was broken, fixed it and set back in place so it was the same chair.

This gives me the idea to put all prank furniture around my apartment, stuff that looks really solid and well made but won't hold more than 50 or 60 pounds.

[Ample Pie]

I busted a patio chair the day before yesterday. I snapped the bolt that held the seat to the legs on one side.

My butt is a weapon of mass furniture destruction. Don't you forget it.

[BigCutieSasha]

tooz and I were at a big family get together of hers at her grandmother's house last month and staying in the extra room/basement. it was late one night and we were getting a little frisky so I gave her a rather brisk push down onto the bed. needless to say we had to sleep at an angle for the rest of the time.

Now thats cute!

[op user]

Thank you very much for resurecting (sp) this thread. Lovely responces...

Just a small question. Do you happend to break the piece of furniture as you are sitting down, or it gives way after a few minutes?

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[Caine]

i broke a bed last summer and that was before i even started gaining

Don't let her near you're beds now! CAREFUL!!!

[James]

I broke a bit too much furniture this summer. A couch and a bed whilst on my trip in England.

yeah... a new couch is needed for your return... this 'throne' was 50% off wasn't it? whaddya reckon?
;)

[BigCutieSasha]

yeah... a new couch is needed for your return... this 'throne' was 50% off wasn't it? whaddya reckon?
;)

Umm yeah if everyone else doesn't mind sitting on the floor while I take over the chair. ;) Cuz if you haven't noticed I take up a good portion of it.

[James]

hmm, i didnt care for the design anyway - we should do some shopping for furniture when you get here :D

[krystalltuerme]

Sasha, with all the horror stories of Ikea furniture in this thread, neither you nor I should buy anything from the new store near the airport. (My g/f is a 280 lb bbw)

[taetaegrrl]

I was complaining a while ago about my computer chair that was starting to give out on me. (It wasn't "broken" yet, but kept slowly going down after I adjusted the height where I wanted it and sat down on it. Within 30 minutes or so, it was always near the bottom and I had to get back up and adjust it again.)

Well, the other night, it hit bottom and now it won't even rise back up on its own. I have to pull it back up while holding the lever for the shock in it.

Oddly enough, after I do that, it will stay up, and still held my female friend who came over and used the computer to check her email. (She's all of 140 or 150lbs. -- but I still expected it to drop back down when she sat on it.) But it immediately makes a small "hiss" and drops me when I sit on it now.

(And yeah, you know my twisted self.... I had to demonstrate that for her while she was still over. 'Look how heavy *I* am!" Hehe....) But now it sucks I have to shop for a new chair. :(

[marlowegarp]

Sasha, with all the horror stories of Ikea furniture in this thread, neither you nor I should buy anything from the new store near the airport. (My g/f is a 280 lb bbw)

You say that, but what of the 50 cent hot dogs? Ikea may cost me my FA license yet.

[Fatassmelissa]

Once i had a boyfriend home who i'd been with a while, since before i plumped up. I'd just gone off to get some popcorn and i was really depressed as he was like trying to have as little to do with me as possible (this fuelled my ambition to become an SSBBW) and when i came back and sat down, the sofa gave way and he broke his arm. He left me but i had the last laugh :D.
I was about 300lbs then. 424lbs now.

x

[fatchicksrockuk]

Once i had a boyfriend home who i'd been with a while, since before i plumped up. I'd just gone off to get some popcorn and i was really depressed as he was like trying to have as little to do with me as possible (this fuelled my ambition to become an SSBBW) and when i came back and sat down, the sofa gave way and he broke his arm. He left me but i had the last laugh :D.
I was about 300lbs then. 424lbs now.

x

Melissa,

Where are you? Your profile says New York, but your myspace and email say the UK..I'm confused!

[krystalltuerme]

You say that, but what of the 50 cent hot dogs? Ikea may cost me my FA license yet.
I don't understand. I haven't actually been there yet. maybe that's why I'm missing out on your reference.:confused:

[Mikey]

I have an ex-gf who at 600+ pounds literally crushed two toilets in seperate situations. She was mortified...and I was...well... :smitten:

[Fatassmelissa]

Melissa,

Where are you? Your profile says New York, but your myspace and email say the UK..I'm confused!

I'm from the UK but i live in the US mosta the time, going back to UK for about a year soon so i guess thats where i live, for a while yet.
x

[BigCutieCindy]

I recently broke the frame of my boyfriends bed. I was lying in it and tried to push myself up. I had been in the bed many times before without any problems. After breaking the frame, the box spring broke too. :eek:

[BigCutieSasha]

Sasha, with all the horror stories of Ikea furniture in this thread, neither you nor I should buy anything from the new store near the airport. (My g/f is a 280 lb bbw)

Lol, my brother weighs over 400 as well and is 6'4. So far I think the only furniture he as bought has been from Ikea. James can vouch for this. The center of the couches sagged. lol Damn near impossible to get up without some help. I won't be buying furniture from there. Unless it was a table or something I don't plan on sitting on. ;)

[krystalltuerme]

Lol, my brother weighs over 400 as well and is 6'4. So far I think the only furniture he as bought has been from Ikea. James can vouch for this. The center of the couches sagged. lol Damn near impossible to get up without some help. I won't be buying furniture from there. Unless it was a table or something I don't plan on sitting on. ;)

That place is ridiculous. Cheap, chintzy, overpriced furniture and traffic problems to boot. F*ck them.

[marlowegarp]

I don't understand. I haven't actually been there yet. maybe that's why I'm missing out on your reference.:confused:

The Portland Ikea has a cafeteria upstairs that sells 50 cent hot dogs. They also sell a piece of furnitire which would perfectly accomodate all my comic boxes.

[krystalltuerme]

The Portland Ikea has a cafeteria upstairs that sells 50 cent hot dogs. They also sell a piece of furnitire which would perfectly accomodate all my comic boxes.

Too bad they can't sell furniture that supports people as well as comic boxes. I suppose I'm a little bitter because this past summer when they opened up, my commute took me right past their store on Airport way. It added 20 minutes to my trip home in the afternoons.

[Renaissance Woman]

The Portland Ikea has a cafeteria upstairs that sells 50 cent hot dogs. They also sell a piece of furnitire which would perfectly accomodate all my comic boxes.
But that would involve you actually purchasing a piece of new furniture, and I know that would never happen.

The one time I broke something it was a cheap little wooden stool at a big renaissance event. The woman whose booth it was, upon seeing my predicament, loudly announced, "Oh, you must have exceeded the weight limit for that chair!" I was mortified, embarrassed, and pissed as hell at her for her insensitivity. Plus, she didn't apologize for providing inadequate seating for her clientele. Let's be honest here--Ren Faire/SCA types include a high percentage of BBWs.

So no pleasure, dudes, sorry.

Oh, I remember another time. I was at an evening seminar at my former graduate advisor bitch's house, and she had those cheap-ass plastic lawn chairs for seating. And yeah, I broke one. I was secretly pleased because she was a bitch. (insert evil grin here)

[marlowegarp]

But that would involve you actually purchasing a piece of new furniture, and I know that would never happen.

The one time I broke something it was a cheap little wooden stool at a big renaissance event. The woman whose booth it was, upon seeing my predicament, loudly announced, "Oh, you must have exceeded the weight limit for that chair!" I was mortified, embarrassed, and pissed as hell at her for her insensitivity. Plus, she didn't apologize for providing inadequate seating for her clientele. Let's be honest here--Ren Faire/SCA types include a high percentage of BBWs.



You know me too well. I found a free file cabinet a couple of days after posting that. It weighed more than most of the Big Cuties, but it was free. God, I'm cheap.

I know what you mean about Ren Faires. It's like having plastic chairs at a comic convention. You're just asking for trouble.

[Ginger]

My husband and I are both pretty hefty, I'm about 380 right now and he's around 350, and we are slowly breaking all the furniture in our house.

In the last 3 years we have broken:

2 sofas
2 box springs
1 stool
1 lawn chair
2 office chairs

The office chairs both happened in a matter of days, the first one gave way and I immediatly went out and got a new one - and the same exact thing happened (the leg snapped off) BUT! Here's the interesting part, when the first chair broke I was testing my lighting set up so I have the whole thing on tape. Now that's a blooper!

[Trinkan]

My GF and i have broken pretty mutch everything ve ever had sex on.. like i dozen beds and chairs a stowe! lots of tables..
One of the most embarrising things was in a resturang, we got a little frisky and sneaked in the restroom to have some "fun" we started out slowly but soon wanted to go all the way, she wanted me to do her against the sink. As things got more and mor intense she put more of her 280pounds on the sink until her full weight was supported by it and suddenly the wall groanded and the sink with her on it began to rip off... I picked her up from it before it completly broke and sat her down on a wallmounted nursingtable, unfortunatly it was a little bit to high up for me to reatch her good. She hopped down and told me to get my ass up there, i asked why and she told me just to do it so i did.. She went to work with her hands and i on her, almost imedletly she started shivering and said that she must have me, let me ride you she said, but this thing will never hold us both (it was already creaking under me) I wont sit fullweight she said and stood up on the toilet and svung her other leg over me and on the sink. She got into position and started to ride me faster and faster, im coming i said and saw her closing her eyes.. I felt her soft ass press harder on me as she throw her arms and legs around me as we problebly realised at the same second there our combinded bodyweight rested.. CRAAASSHHH!! A big piece of the wall broke of and we fell on the sink dragging it down with us on the floor, water and dust everythere and us naked in the middle, we got dressed and tried to sneak out just to be met by applause from our friends outside the door how had heard everything!!! Embarrassing!!

[tjw1971]

Oddly enough, I don't think I can remember dating any women who broke any furniture while we were in the middle of having sex? We sure tried a few times.....

I had an ex-g/f who broke one of those cheap plastic lawn chairs when we were sitting on an outside patio at a restaurant, once. And way back in senior year of high-school, there used to be a big gal named Rose, in our co-ed gym class. I never saw her break anything, but she was heavy enough to make most benches or bleachers dip noticeably, especially if she sat near the middle of them. That was one of her "famous" little tricks ... plopping down and making a guy sitting by her slide down, right next to her. :)

I remember we had a (female) gym teacher who made everyone get on a scale so she could record their weight, one time, too. When it came to Rose, they whispered some things back and forth, weighed her, and then after a longer-than-normal pause, the teacher just announced some ridiculously low weight for her (I think she said 190 or thereabouts).

[RobitusinZ]

I went to a party at this douche-bag's house who had this Euro-trash "minimalist" style Ikea couch. I sat at the end, and the leg just splintered.

Served him right. I advised him to get a better quality couch.

[disconnectedsmile]

yeah... a new couch is needed for your return... this 'throne' was 50% off wasn't it? whaddya reckon?
;)
that looks like the most comfortable chair ever, sasha.
is it the most comfortable chair ever?

[Trinkan]

A other embarrassing thing was on a private party, it was a fun night with hrmm some drinking.. Anyway late that night then most of the guests had left we decided to do a quickie and found an empty room the owner used for storage and was full of coverd-up furniture.
After some foreplay against a wall she jumped up on my hips and i caried her to an an small low table with a cover over it, she used a desk behind it as support for her hands while she had her legs over my shoulders. after a few minuts like this her arms got tired and she decided to continue sitting on the table under her so she sat on it fullweight and pulled me aganst her..CRAASSCH
She jumped up and pulled the cover of a BIRDCAGE! not a table as we thougt (saw the legs stick out under the cower) the bottom plasticpiece had broken completly and the net on top had a BIG imprint of her butt! Thankfully the bird inside made it atlest :blush:
The next day the owner asked if we had seen anything strange that night since he had found his birdcage squished with an sorry-note on it and some bills..
God thing he didnt ask for an ass-imprint hehe

[vampir kat]

I'm not big enough to break furniture :D, but I've broken my bed by jumping on it, from dancing around and goofing off. I love music so I got to spaz out like Elaine from Seinfield, and jumping on the bed is the next best thing (too bad it's not from having sex, that would be funny!). But I hate to see something tiny I got to sit on, and at 230, I'm pretty solid for being 5'8", but I still freak out by TINY CHIARS and having to sit on them with my BIG BUTT.

Speaking of tiny, my bf is one skinny dude, at 5'5", 120, but I'm not worried at all about breaking him! ;) :D lol

[Trinkan]

Lol, my brother weighs over 400 as well and is 6'4. So far I think the only furniture he as bought has been from Ikea. James can vouch for this. The center of the couches sagged. lol Damn near impossible to get up without some help. I won't be buying furniture from there. Unless it was a table or something I don't plan on sitting on. ;)

Beeing from the contry of IKEA (sweden) my ex GF and i have done our fair share of hard testing them and problebly needless to say more than once we ended up on the floor in one way or another.. The exeption are the kitchendrawers wich suprisingly could handle her 280lbs bum sitting on them for a while.. (tip: the slidingfunction can be really helpfull in some situations;))

[DJ A-Dubs]

What's up!

I figured I'd share my experience with you all. I was at my computer preparing my playlist for my radio show this past Saturday afternoon. All of a sudden, I feel the chair give out under me. As I felt it give, I stood up and saw it collapse between my legs. One of the legs gave out. I looked at it afterwards and saw it snapped at the "welded" part of the chair where the seat and legs meet.

The chair was one of 2 that came with my apartment. It was from IKEA from what I knew. I've been in the apartment for 5 years and gained about 50lbs since moving in there. I remember noticing a groove in my sofa where my butt lay and threw out that sofa last year.

I'm at my heaviest now (215lbs) with what I think is more than average butt for any FFA to grab, but I didn't think I'd ever experience a chair breaking under me for a long time to come. I got my thrills from reading posts here about that! Never thought it would come to my home! :)

It was almost like a rush, but shocking at the same time. I didn't think it could or would happen to me. This experience almost puts things in a whole new perspective for me. I kinda wonder if I underestimate how big I am. I've seen pics of BHM here and know that I'm not in their leagues, but I have managed to be among the top 5 heaviest of my friends now.

There are so many factors for me to take into consideration, which could explain the rush and shock of the experience. A chair I've been using for 5 years broke under me. If I thought I wasn't heavy enough for it to happen to me, I got a wake up call or nearly a wake up fall this past weekend.

[Thrifty McGriff]

I had a somewhat humorous chair-breaking incident of my own (hilarious to my roommate and myself), and I only weigh 150 pounds. This was just our piece of shit second-hand kitchen set at its best, although that actually describes all of our furniture. I was talking to my roommate while holding a bowl of salad and the chair legs began to slide/fold out, so I slowly sank down to the floor with a stupid look of bewilderment on my face, but at least I held my bowl and its contents remained intact.

[ChubbyChaserDave]

On this subject, a lot of Ikea furniture seems to be unfriendly to the plus size population. There is an Ikea sofa bed in the house and every woman I've ever had over has caused the wooden slats under the mattress to pop out of the plastic end pieces that hold them onto the frame. Not even by doing anything. Just by sitting on it long enough and then I hear a popping noise. I have been just bending them and putting the slats back into the holders, only now they even pop out when people who aren't very big at all sit on that sofa. It's not very reassuring.

[collared Princess]

here is a pic of the toleit I broke at nancy Goddess's night club..I had cuts on my butt and was sore for a day or so but I was ok..this is the 2nd toliet I broke

[collared Princess]

Oh I guess it didnt attach let me try again

[craigisnutter]

Me and my ex had the same type of bed, and both had them since we were alot younger. Its the sort with a double bed on the bottom and a single bunk bed on top. At my house once, she was on top and she would kind of grind her hips, but i'd prefer to go harder and heavier and slam it on home. So i hooked her thighs from underneath, so she is completely suspended on my arms and penis and went for it with everything i had! Out of a possible 20, 12 wooden slats that support the matress colapsed, but im not a quitter, so using my neck/head i did a wrestlers bridge, supported both our weight and got the job done! Most tired i have ever been....EVER! At the time i must have weighed 380-400 and she must hav been 200 lol
And then next week at hers, got started, same thing, i hookd her thighs and she stopped and reminded me of my bed. I told her not to worry, cos she has steel slats, instead of wood, no chance of id breaking. I got on doin my thing....sure enough, took longer but the steel bars snapped!! Was fun though!

[BigBeautifulRed]

The first time I spent the night at my boyfriends parents house the bed broke with us both on it. Granted it was held up by wood planks but still lol

[kinkykitten]

My other half has just broke the bed ;) sexy :)

[Von_Pudge]

My other half has just broke the bed ;) sexy :)

Lol I prefer saying it perished under the might of my girth:P

[kinkykitten]

Lol I prefer saying it perished under the might of my girth:P

:wubu: Oh my....

We are investing in a reinforced bed babe, you gonna need one soon :)

[EJJ]

thirty some years ago a gals I was seeing had broken just about every chair in her house . she was about 350. Today she is close to 450 and I try to keep her off my chairs:)

[MamaLisa]

the one thing that stops me going out with friends a lot is that im always breaking chairs.. (especially fold out ones) and toilets.. :doh:

it can hurt.. not to mention embarrassing..

im over 400pounds.. so its something that happens quite frequently :(

[ecortez766]

the one thing that stops me going out with friends a lot is that im always breaking chairs.. (especially fold out ones) and toilets.. :doh:

it can hurt.. not to mention embarrassing..

im over 400pounds.. so its something that happens quite frequently :(

Well you shouldn't let that stop you from going out.

[bigbri]

On my way to 400lbs Ihave broken a few chairs. Depending on the situation I have either been mortified, or ended up rofl! I have found an 800 lb capacity folding portable cahir at "Living XL" that i actually travel with. If I find myself in a situation where I do not trust the furniture available I simply get it out of my car and bring it in to use.

[Butterbelly]

I recently broke a friend's dining room chair. I went to sit in it and I noticed that it wobbled quite a bit. I mentioned it to her and she said "oh, it's fine, I sit in it all the time." Mind you, she's a BBW too, but I'm about 30lbs heavier than she is. I sat in it for about 10 minutes then I heard a big snap and I was laying on the floor with my arms/legs up in the air like a dead cockroach. Talk about embarrassing...I was mortified, especially since there were several people that witnessed it all.

[TygerKitty]

Oh gosh, my freshman year of college... this guy and I were sitting in my roommates VERY old papizan chair and he started tickling me; I was squirming like crazy and BOOM down we went lol! It was so embarrassing coming out of the room and having to tell her and then of course everyone thought we were messing around when really we were just sitting there talking... bleh!

The other time... summer after freshman year, my roommate and I had done gymnastics together and we ended up living together that summer... well we decided to do gymnastics on my bed (hers was up higher) and cracccccccccck the bed went down when we were doing handstands or something on it haha! Turns out though, the bed was put together wrong so we didn't have to pay for it (thankfully!) and when they put my new bed together you can be sure I was standing there making sure all those cross braces were put in properly! We didn't stop doing gymnastics on my bed but we didn't do QUITE as much bouncy stuff ;)!

[the hanging belly]

I've never broken anything really by just my sheer weight (I've been as high as 306 pounds, or 139kg). But I always seem to break things at my friends houses and not my own. Those little plastic chairs are crap, because i swing on them and twist the leg of the chair until it breaks, and then everyone things its because of my weight when its really just because i'm an idiot. However I do have an exercise bike thingo my mum bought me, and it clearly says 110kg max, but when I used it the first time I burned out the rubber on it, and bye bye exercise bike:)

[sugarmoore]

i broke a girlfriends water bed frame, my metal bedframe in high school, countless plastic patio chairs, a lazyboy chair, a love seat, sunglasses, and one time i was sitting on the top of a picnic table and my friend who is also a big bbw like me sat on it too and we broke the whole picnic table! lol our friends laughed for ever at that one! lol

[chaoticfate13]

i broke a girlfriends water bed frame, my metal bedframe in high school, countless plastic patio chairs, a lazyboy chair, a love seat, sunglasses, and one time i was sitting on the top of a picnic table and my friend who is also a big bbw like me sat on it too and we broke the whole picnic table! lol our friends laughed for ever at that one! lol

sexy as hell!

[Trinkan]

Totally sexy...:blush:

[sugarmoore]

sexy as hell!

hey you!!! xoxoxox im so adding you to my buddy list! i didnt know you where on here?

[chaoticfate13]

hey you!!! xoxoxox im so adding you to my buddy list! i didnt know you where on here?

ya ive been here for a long time babe. i didnt know u were here.
its good to see u babe

[sugarmoore]

ya ive been here for a long time babe. i didnt know u were here.
its good to see u babe

its good to see you about as well, ill be on yahoo later, ill hit ya up

[chaoticfate13]

its good to see you about as well, ill be on yahoo later, ill hit ya up

u better hehe i miss our chats

[OzGuy]

i broke a girlfriends water bed frame, my metal bedframe in high school, countless plastic patio chairs, a lazyboy chair, a love seat, sunglasses, and one time i was sitting on the top of a picnic table and my friend who is also a big bbw like me sat on it too and we broke the whole picnic table! lol our friends laughed for ever at that one! lol

Plastic Picnic chairs can be lethal. They go brittle in the sun over time so be careful.
Now I have to ask about that water bed frame??? ...ahem???:wubu:

[OzGuy]

the one thing that stops me going out with friends a lot is that im always breaking chairs.. (especially fold out ones) and toilets.. :doh:

it can hurt.. not to mention embarrassing..

im over 400pounds.. so its something that happens quite frequently :(

Mamalisa, my wife is 400+ as well. She actually broke a chair at Crown Casino while we were on a holiday down there. Not to worry, we got a jackpot on the pokies so it was all good!:)

[monkeyman]

does ne one nething new 2 add to this i was with my ex the other dayand we were wih her neice and she wanted to swing so we took her to this old swingset and i asked my ex if she wanted to swing and as she sat down the ropes ripped to shreds and i looked at her and said maybe another swingset?

[Alicia Rose]

does ne one nething new 2 add to this i was with my ex the other dayand we were wih her neice and she wanted to swing so we took her to this old swingset and i asked my ex if she wanted to swing and as she sat down the ropes ripped to shreds and i looked at her and said maybe another swingset?

...what does 'nething' mean? For that matter, what does half of that post mean? o.o

[Trinkan]

Hmm..
I must agree with you :confused::confused::confused:
nething=anything?


...what does 'nething' mean? For that matter, what does half of that post mean? o.o

[monkeyman]

yes it means anything i dont know its just easier 2 type

[Alicia Rose]

yes it means anything i dont know its just easier 2 type

rly? i akshly have 2 concentrate rly hard 2 type like this.

[Gyrene]

Embarrasingly enough, I went to an older theatre that doesn't have the armrests that fold, I squeezed my oversized frame between the armrests and I heard a pop and felt the seat below me fall out. My guess is that I popped the rivets and the thing collapsed. I immediately got up and left... red-faced. :blush: