G/f Wants to Gain Weight

[WSW_Omen]

I need some help. My g/f wants to gain weight and I was wondering if anyone has some recipies we could use to help her gain weight quickly.

[Tooz]

Wouldn't this go on the weight board...?

[Dark_Hart]

Wouldn't this go on the weight board...?

YEAH.. :bow:

it should on the weight board..

I think if he have any request related to weight gain ..he can go there and find the people who could help him :) ;)

[WSW_Omen]

oops my bad

[Dark_Hart]

oops my bad

its ok bro ;)

I am sure someone on that section will tell you many ways on how to gain weight :)

[SamanthaNY]

Oh come on - this has to be a scam


You: I need some help. My g/f wants to gain weight and I was wondering if anyone has some recipies we could use to help her gain weight quickly.

Fat People: We have these super-secret recipes!! And we'll share them with you - new, unfat person with unfat girlfriend.

You: Oh, good - cuz otherwise, I never would have known how in the world people get fat - it's so closely guarded! And so rare!

Fat People: Well - here's the secret *moves in closer.... whispers*... we eat. Food.

You: No WAY!!

Fat People: *smiles, knowingly*.. way.

You: but... I eat food, and I'm not fat. Clearly, I'm the same as you - so you must have some secret fattening foods.

Fat People: Nope - same food. But some people eat a lot of it, and that's why they gain weight. Also - you do know that some foods are higher in calories than others, right?

You: No! Why isn't this publicized!! :mad:

Fat People: It's a conspiracy.

You: OMG! Are there other conspiracies involving fat people?

Fat People: Yes. None of us pay taxes. Ever.

You: *eyes wide* Wowwwww.

Fat People: *nods*

[MisticalMisty]

Oh come on - this has to be a scam

Umm..no it doesn't. There are people everyday on this board asking how they can fatten someone else up quickly or themselves up quickly.

[moonvine]

Have her go on a diet and lose some weight. When she starts eating normally again, she will gain it all back plus some more. Repeat as desired.

[AnnMarie]

Umm..no it doesn't. There are people everyday on this board asking how they can fatten someone else up quickly or themselves up quickly.

Thanks, Misty. I agree.

There are people who find these boards every day because of an interest in gaining. They never knew there was any community for it, and they often come here excited for more info. This question, although asked time and time again, seems a logical jumping off point to me.

This board is for erotic weight gain and things related. The people who participate should at least be given the benefit of the doubt and no one here is obligated to reply to them, but a respectful attitude (even if that is no response at all) would be nice when dealing with newbies.

Healthy skepticism is a great thing and I have it every single day here, but I hate to see it at the expense of innocent until proven guilty.

[MisticalMisty]

Thanks, Misty. I agree.

There are people who find these boards every day because of an interest in gaining. They never knew there was any community for it, and they often come here excited for more info. This question, although asked time and time again, seems a logical jumping off point to me.

This board is for erotic weight gain and things related. The people who participate should at least be given the benefit of the doubt and no one here is obligated to reply to them, but a respectful attitude (even if that is no response at all) would be nice when dealing with newbies.

Healthy skepticism is a great thing and I have it every single day here, but I hate to see it at the expense of innocent until proven guilty.

Yeah..that's exactly what I said ;) lol..You said it much better than I could.

[WSW_Omen]

Oh come on - this has to be a scam


You: I need some help. My g/f wants to gain weight and I was wondering if anyone has some recipies we could use to help her gain weight quickly.

Fat People: We have these super-secret recipes!! And we'll share them with you - new, unfat person with unfat girlfriend.

You: Oh, good - cuz otherwise, I never would have known how in the world people get fat - it's so closely guarded! And so rare!

Fat People: Well - here's the secret *moves in closer.... whispers*... we eat. Food.

You: No WAY!!

Fat People: *smiles, knowingly*.. way.

You: but... I eat food, and I'm not fat. Clearly, I'm the same as you - so you must have some secret fattening foods.

Fat People: Nope - same food. But some people eat a lot of it, and that's why they gain weight. Also - you do know that some foods are higher in calories than others, right?

You: No! Why isn't this publicized!! :mad:

Fat People: It's a conspiracy.

You: OMG! Are there other conspiracies involving fat people?

Fat People: Yes. None of us pay taxes. Ever.

You: *eyes wide* Wowwwww.

Fat People: *nods*


Well, gee thanks for being so rude about it! For your information I am an FA so, I am not trying to scam anyone. My g/f has a high motabalism and wants to find something to help her gain and keep it on. I hope someone can help me and not give me a rude sarcastic answer. I am not trying to scam or mock anyone I just want to help my g/f gain weight so, I too can enjoy her gain.

[Totmacher]

Omen, calm down a little. There's no way to know if you're a real person or not so people will make assumptions. The only thing you can do is be mature about it. Fighting back's just makes you look bad.
Generally the thing to do about a high metabolism, as so many have is to starve the metabolic wonder for a few days until his ( The english neuter-gender pronoun is, "his". Live with it.) body realizes that is has to be a little more efficient with its treatment of food and slows down a little. This usually only takes a few days. I'd suggest you feed her stuff that's high in carbs and fats like pasta alfredo, cheesecake, and all the other obvious stuff.

[WSW_Omen]

Thanks for the help we'll try some of that and see if it works. If anyone else has any tips It would be greatly appreciated.

[intoanother]

hey omen...people call me nuts, but if you make pretzels a part of the food fun, it will have a major effect on slowing down the metabolism...its the little things like that that might help your gf...stuff like that and pizza that takes a bit of time to digest will slow down the metablolism, and YAY for carbs...plus, dont eat too many meals in a day to start, for the beginning try your standard three meals a day, but make them really big ones with a late night snack...if you eat too many meals in the day, it will speed up your metabolism...:)

just my two cents...hope it helped..:)

carl