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12-08-2005, 08:31 PM
I'm a newbie here but, wanted to share this. After all Santa is a BHM. Ask Santa to do whatever you want and he will - well, anything within reason.He'll even kiss his elf if you ask nicely or, do cartwheels,stand on his head, or exercise, or eat. Be sure to ask him to get drunk and to take down the tree! He'll even impersonate Elvis if you ask. It's a lot of fun. And, should anyone care to say "hi" I'm single and in NYC. :D
12-09-2005, 07:10 AM
Cute, Lisa. Not as hilariously disturbing as the Subservient Chicken, but funny. Santa's response to my request was to add my name to his "naughty list."
That was pretty much the chicken's response, too.
12-09-2005, 07:22 AM
:mad:I said strip Elf & she came on removed her hat then Santa stepped in front of camera!
12-09-2005, 07:54 AM
type in "sexy"
12-09-2005, 08:27 AM
Ah, but could your chicken impersonate Elvis?
12-09-2005, 11:11 AM
Hmm... apparently, he'll kiss his boot, strip, knock over the tree, and pee in his hat too.
errrr, or so I heard
But when I told him to Vacuum, he just looked at me funny. Typical!
12-09-2005, 12:01 PM
He did just fine when I asked him to jump rope, but put me on his naughty list when I asked him to moon me. Guess it's a PG13 site, huh? I also warned him I was gonna post this on another board, and he didn't seem too pleased about that. Isn't that why he's there?~Bountifully, Foosh
Oh, and before I forget, thanks, Lisa, and welcome to the board!
12-09-2005, 12:46 PM
Thanks for the welcome, Foosh. I see that we are from the same vicinity. I'm a Queens girl too.
Also, if you ask Santa to show you his butt, he will. Guess he doesn't know what mooning is.
12-10-2005, 05:54 PM
Very cute. Try John Travolta and he does some moves from Saturday Night Fever.
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