The thread for random single confessions.

[Zandoz]

I confess that I am extremely irate that our payroll person forgot to do payroll this week, and I'm not getting paid until Monday. :mad:

I'm getting a really awesome new computer for work, though. I told my boss if I run out of food over the weekend I'm hocking it for cash. He laughed, but in kinda a worried tone. That made me feel better. :)

I do not know if it is still in effect, but back in the 80s there was a federally mandated penalty companies had to pay for holding up payroll checks over a specified period. I once had to make a high speed 300 mile run, and meet someone from another plant mid way, to get the plants payroll there in time to avoid the penalties. At the time I had nothing to do with the payroll, but I had a fast (looking)car...and a radar detector...so I was nominated.

[Blackjack]

I confess that I am extremely irate that our payroll person forgot to do payroll this week, and I'm not getting paid until Monday. :mad:

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/6462/milton13kc.jpg

[Blackjack]

whohoo! I'm more!

I got hit up yesterday by a lad who'd seen my photo. I told him I was sure he was a good 10 years younger than I am (I hadn't seen any pix or anything, but now that I've been around the internets since the late 80s, the tide has turned and I'm not the younger one much, anymore). He kept refusing to believe me (and not in a cheesy way) and when it finally came down to it, he said he thought, based on my profile shot, that we were the same age--25.

WOOHOOO! THIS OLD BROAD'S STILL GOT IT!!! GIDDY UP!

Hell, you look like you're in your late 20's. I honestly had no idea...

Although I believe I know the secret to your apparent youthful looks. At the very least, I can start a good, juicy rumor.

[Jes]

Hell, you look like you're in your late 20's. I honestly had no idea...

Although I believe I know the secret to your apparent youthful looks. At the very least, I can start a good, juicy rumor.
HOTT!
really? that's fun! I hope I just keep looking younger. Soon I'll be 12.
What's the rumor?

[Blackjack]

HOTT!
really? that's fun! I hope I just keep looking younger. Soon I'll be 12.
What's the rumor?

JES BATHES IN THE BLOOD OF VIRGINS!

And that's hard nowadays. Ain't many virgins around.

...Oh. Shit. I better go get laid.

[Carrie]

I do not know if it is still in effect, but back in the 80s there was a federally mandated penalty companies had to pay for holding up payroll checks over a specified period. I once had to make a high speed 300 mile run, and meet someone from another plant mid way, to get the plants payroll there in time to avoid the penalties. At the time I had nothing to do with the payroll, but I had a fast (looking)car...and a radar detector...so I was nominated.

Oooh, Zan, that's so.....Knight Rider. :D

[JoyJoy]

I confess I'm a bit miffed that no one has put on a clown outfit and done a juggling act to try to cheer me up (which is actually a good thing, since that would actually have a reverse effect).

I'm glad Carrie's getting paid after all, though. :D

Maybe if I pitch a fit, someone would cut me a check. That would certainly go a long way toward brightening my mood!

[Carrie]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/6462/milton13kc.jpg

Show me your O-face, baby.

[ScreamingChicken]

Oooh, Zan, that's so.....Knight Rider. :D
Or Smokey and the Bandit. Either way a black Trans Am.

[Carrie]

I confess I'm a bit miffed that no one has put on a clown outfit and done a juggling act to try to cheer me up (which is actually a good thing, since that would actually have a reverse effect).



In my mind, I'm mooning you, Joy. And we're giggling! Does that help?

[Jane]

They're cutting me a local check. It's good to be the princess. :wubu:


(P.S. Why don't I care that much? I do care that much - I live paycheck to paycheck, unfortunately. I fussed until they made me happy).
This is also the time to make them realize they didn't do something special for you, since they INCONVENIENCED you in the first place.

Otherwise, they'll bring this up again like THEY were special, and you will be forced to kneecap them.

[JoyJoy]

I ALSO confess that I was quite glad, last night when I got home, to see the neighbors moving out. The same ones who play acid rock at 2 am, which I can clearly hear from my bedroom, and who shot a gun in the air several times after I called the police to ask them to turn down their music last weekend.

Now everyone cross your fingers in hopes that the new neighbors are much nicer. Please.

[JoyJoy]

In my mind, I'm mooning you, Joy. And we're giggling! Does that help?

Ahh, Carrie, my love, yes it does. Nothing like a full moon to put a smile on my face. :wubu: Thank you!

[Blackjack]

Show me your O-face, baby.

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/6851/vaderooooo1mm.jpg

[Carrie]

This is also the time to make them realize they didn't do something special for you, since they INCONVENIENCED you in the first place.

Otherwise, they'll bring this up again like THEY were special, and you will be forced to kneecap them.

Excellent point, Miss Jane, but luckily, homey don't play that. They know on which side their bread's buttered with me. ;)

[Carrie]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/6851/vaderooooo1mm.jpg

SNORTSNORTSNORTSNORTSNORT

[Carrie]

Ahh, Carrie, my love, yes it does. Nothing like a full moon to put a smile on my face. :wubu: Thank you!

Always a pleasure, Joy! And just because it was you, I put a lil' wiggle into it. :wubu:

[Jes]

you people are dirty.

and ignoring me.

and my O face.

[Carrie]

you people are dirty.

and ignoring me.

and my O face.

Yes.
No - look on previous page.
You never showed me.

[Jane]

Excellent point, Miss Jane, but luckily, homey don't play that. They know on which side their bread's buttered with me. ;)
But, still, you WOULD get to kneecap them.

[Jes]

Yes.
No - look on previous page.
You never showed me.
no one sends me PMs anymore. I go days and days and days and days and days. And days.

so sad.

[Blackjack]

you people are dirty.

and ignoring me.

and my O face.

Ignoring you? Hardly.

I'm organizing a party to come to your lair in the lowest level of the dungeon in which you live (B-14, right?) and slay thee, witch! The virgins will be safe from death!

...I play too much Diablo II.

[Blackjack]

I also confess that I'm about to be late for work.

Hi-ho, Oldsmobile! Awayyyyyyy!

[Jes]

Ignoring you? Hardly.

I'm organizing a party to come to your lair in the lowest level of the dungeon in which you live (B-14, right?) and slay thee, witch! The virgins will be safe from death!

...I play too much Diablo II.
I do totally have a lair, and you're welcome to it. No virgins, though. :(
Oh wait--one virgin! And she's staying that way.

[Carrie]

no one sends me PMs anymore. I go days and days and days and days and days. And days.

so sad.

I haven't gotten a single one since the last one you sent me. Monday!

NOW who's more pitiful?

[Timberwolf]

I confess I heard some girls longing for PM.
I consider sending some, but I'm quite unsure...

[Jes]

I haven't gotten a single one since the last one you sent me. Monday!

NOW who's more pitiful?
you get calls from a boy.

so hush up.

[Carrie]

you get calls from a boy.

so hush up.

Dammit. Trumped once again. :(







;)

[Mini]

I confess that I now have lousy pictures of my awesome haircut. Bask in my dwindling glory!

[Timberwolf]

I confess I heard some girls longing for PM.
I consider sending some, but I'm quite unsure...
I confess I'm still not sure what to do...
Should I send them PMs or not?

[Mini]

I confess I'm still not sure what to do...
Should I send them PMs or not?

Yes. Yes you should.

[Carrie]

I confess that I now have lousy pictures of my awesome haircut. Bask in my dwindling glory!

Such cuteness!!!! It looks great.

[Carrie]

Yes. Yes you should.

Yes. Yes he's right.

[MoonGoddess]

I confess I'm still not sure what to do...
Should I send them PMs or not?


Go ahead, send them. I don't know anyone who doesn't like a nice PM....

[Timberwolf]

OK, I'm convinced.

[dreamer72fem]

I confess that I now have lousy pictures of my awesome haircut. Bask in my dwindling glory!

It looks really sexy on ya my dear...
Stacey

[Jane]

Mini, cute haircut, now lose the gel.

It makes my fingers sticky when I run them through your hair.

[rainyday]

no one sends me PMs anymore. I go days and days and days and days and days. And days.

so sad.

I confess I'm so happy to finally be caught up on my PMs/Email replies. Such satisfaction.



I lie! I'm so far behind and the guilt! The guilt! It stabs! I had a busy day yesterday, toots. I also confess 'toots" is the new name I call every woman. And yes, I imagine smacking gum and wearing a giant R on the pocket of my pink apron when I say it, too.

[Jane]

I confess I'm so happy to finally be caught up on my PMs/Email replies. Such satisfaction.



I lie! I'm so far behind and the guilt! The guilt! It stabs! I had a busy day yesterday, toots. I also confess 'toots" is the new name I call every woman. And yes, I imagine smacking gum and wearing a giant R on the pocket of my pink apron when I say it, too.
Hee hee hee think I'll send rainy at least ten pm's an hour....

(No I won't but the thought is there)

[Carrie]

I also confess 'toots" is the new name I call every woman. And yes, I imagine smacking gum and wearing a giant R on the pocket of my pink apron when I say it, too.[/size]

This reminds me of something. I confess that no matter where I go, I seem to put out this particular aura that makes women not much older than I am call me "sweetie", "baby", "honey", "doll", etc. I'm nearly 6' tall, large, and 35 years old, so I don't quite get it. I don't mind it, though - it's endearing. I just find it curious.

[rainyday]

This reminds me of something. I confess that no matter where I go, I seem to put out this particular aura that makes women not much older than I am call me "sweetie", "baby", "honey", "doll", etc. I'm nearly 6' tall, large, and 35 years old, so I don't quite get it. I don't mind it, though - it's endearing. I just find it curious.

Oh Lord, Carrie. Me too. Grown women call me, a grown woman, "honey" and "sweetheart" in person too. I don't mind it at all from women I'm friendly with already--it's endearing in that case. But from strangers like receptionists I just find it irksome. Makes me want to check the top of my head and see if someone stuck a big pink polka dot bow up there when I wasn't looking. :shocked:

[Jane]

Oh Lord, Carrie. Me too. Grown women call me, a grown woman, "honey" and "sweetheart" in person too. I don't mind it at all from women I'm friendly with already--it's endearing in that case. But from strangers like receptionists I just find it irksome. Makes me want to check the top of my head and see if someone stuck a big pink polka dot bow up there when I wasn't looking. :shocked:
Whereas, I ask them how long they were an IHOP waitress.

[rainyday]

Hee hee hee think I'll send rainy at least ten pm's an hour....

(No I won't but the thought is there)

Jane, I'll respond to this post after I've answered all my messages. ;)

[Mini]

I confess that I'm getting more than a little irked by men who think that I'm looking for casual sex. Whatever happened to saving oneself for a special someone?

Fuck, I don't understand my generation.

[BeaBea]

I confess that I'm getting more than a little irked by men who think that I'm looking for casual sex.

I confess I'm far more irked by those who think I'm not :)

Tracey

Edited to add: This is a joke, you know, in case the :) didn't make that clear enough...

[AnnMarie]

I confess that I now have lousy pictures of my awesome haircut. Bask in my dwindling glory!

Oh yeah, that was a good call!!! :) It looks GREAT!

[Mini]

I confess that y'all have got me flattered n' flustered. :wubu:

[Carrie]

Oh, man. I confess that I feel kind of bad that I'm sitting here in bed with my laptop (bedroom is the only one with a/c until this weekend), and my dog Sam is lying beside me snoozing blissfully, her head lying on the book I was reading last night, using it as a pillow.

The book? "Guide to Getting It On".

[TheSadeianLinguist]

I confess my office chair broke and I had to toss it, and swap it out with my big ugly 70's floral arm chair. I also confess this made Kitty very happy since it's so big and comfy, and she can easily sleep on it while I sit here writing and chatting.

[Echoes]

I confess that I swallowed a watermelon seed and for a split second entertained the notion of a watermelon patch sprouting in my stomach. Ah, the long term effects of parental scare tactics.

[JoyJoy]

I confess that I swallowed a watermelon seed and for a split second entertained the notion of a watermelon patch sprouting in my stomach. Ah, the long term effects of parental scare tactics.

I confess that when I was pregnant with my first child, my then-husband convinced his 4 yr old niece that I *had* swallowed a watermelon seed and had one growing inside me. She sure was surprised when we brought home a baby instead.

[Blackjack]

Oh, man. I confess that I feel kind of bad that I'm sitting here in bed with my laptop (bedroom is the only one with a/c until this weekend), and my dog Sam is lying beside me snoozing blissfully, her head lying on the book I was reading last night, using it as a pillow.

The book? "Guide to Getting It On".

This is a scene totally worthy of being included in a movie.

[Mini]

I confess that I just rejected someone and I feel kinda bad about it.

No, not because he didn't deserve it, but because I'm too damn empathetic.

[AnnMarie]

I confess that I just rejected someone and I feel kinda bad about it.

No, not because he didn't deserve it, but because I'm too damn empathetic.

Yeah, it sucks, but you have to be honest if you know it's not going to be good or worth pursuing. :) Buck up, camper.

[Santaclear]

Remember, while young men hit their peak around 18, women don't until around 35 or more.

Not true. Men hit their PHYSICAL peak at 18 but actually their emotional maturity peaks around 14. :bow:

[Santaclear]

I confess I'm a bit miffed that no one has put on a clown outfit and done a juggling act to try to cheer me up (which is actually a good thing, since that would actually have a reverse effect).

Reverse effect or not, Joy, I do much of my posting in full clown makeup and outfit. I thought everyone knew. I don't mention it much 'cos Clown Acceptance as a movement still has a long way to go (despite the giant strides we've made.)

[Carrie]

Reverse effect or not, Joy, I do much of my posting in full clown makeup and outfit. I thought everyone knew. I don't mention it much 'cos Clown Acceptance as a movement still has a long way to go (despite the giant strides we've made.)

It's a preference, not a FETISH.

[Carrie]

I confess that confrontation makes my stomach hurt.

[Ashley]

I confess that confrontation makes my stomach hurt.

It makes me feel light-headed.


I confess that if my cousin's new wife doesn't take her ass back to Mass soon, I may just choke her.

[Jes]

I confess I'm so happy to finally be caught up on my PMs/Email replies. Such satisfaction.



I lie! I'm so far behind and the guilt! The guilt! It stabs! I had a busy day yesterday, toots. I also confess 'toots" is the new name I call every woman. And yes, I imagine smacking gum and wearing a giant R on the pocket of my pink apron when I say it, too.

you DO lie! You are a bad girl! But i understand. I give you a free pass. 'TIL THE WEEKEND.

but if you think i'm kissing your grits, you're insane.

[Jes]

I confess that I'm getting more than a little irked by men who think that I'm looking for casual sex. Whatever happened to saving oneself for a special someone?

Fuck, I don't understand my generation.
Agreed. It's just SO easy to find people looking for that and then when you want more, forget it. Yet all around you, you see people dating. So...there seems to be some slippage there. All I can say is: good luck! You'll find people.

[Zandoz]

Oooh, Zan, that's so.....Knight Rider. :D

Hmmmmm...well, the radar detector did have lights that went back and forth...and I did have to be careful and not let someone see me talking to my car...but I think that's where the similarities ended...LOL

[Zandoz]

I confess I'm a bit miffed that no one has put on a clown outfit and done a juggling act to try to cheer me up (which is actually a good thing, since that would actually have a reverse effect).

I'm glad Carrie's getting paid after all, though. :D

Maybe if I pitch a fit, someone would cut me a check. That would certainly go a long way toward brightening my mood!

<quickly removes the clown suit and stashes it behind the couch>

[Zandoz]

Or Smokey and the Bandit. Either way a black Trans Am.

Trans Am? <cringe> Actually it was a decked out gold Turismo...kind of an early ancestor-in-appearance of the Fast-and-Furious type compact road rockets. It really only looked fast, but that was enough to be a cop attention magnet.

[ripley]

Reverse effect or not, Joy, I do much of my posting in full clown makeup and outfit. I thought everyone knew. I don't mention it much 'cos Clown Acceptance as a movement still has a long way to go (despite the giant strides we've made.)


In your giant shoes?



Oh, a confession...I'm exhausted, and have a mosquito bite on the little piggy that stayed home.

[Santaclear]

Oh, a confession...I'm exhausted, and have a mosquito bite on the little piggy that stayed home.

I confess I think that dog is really bald under the hat.

[Chimpi]

I confess I think that dog is really bald under the hat.

You blew the dog up...

[ripley]

I confess I think that dog is really bald under the hat.



She is not bald! She is emulating Ned Sonntag, her hero. :p

[Santaclear]

You blew the dog up...

Very cruel, Ripley. Animal activists will not be amused. :mad:

note: Animal activists are actual animals who happen to be activists, different from animal rights activists (most of whom are human.)

[ripley]

You blew the dog up...



I'm trying to find a gif I like that's small enough...I have one I really like but it's too big. Are they shrinkable?

[Santaclear]

She is not bald! She is emulating Ned Sonntag, her hero. :p

Well, we'll never know now, will we?

[Chimpi]

I'm trying to find a gif I like that's small enough...I have one I really like but it's too big. Are they shrinkable?

Yes, they are. Post a picture up here you want resized and I'll shrinkage it for ya.

I confess, shrinkage is not a fun aspect of water...

[ripley]

Yes, they are. Post a picture up here you want resized and I'll shrinkage it for ya.

I confess, shrinkage is not a fun aspect of water...


It's not just a pic, it's an animated gif...you can do that? :)

[Chimpi]

It's not just a pic, it's an animated gif...you can do that? :)

Yes.

I confess that I could not just type "Yes.", but in fact, I needed to type more, so here is more.... :mad:

EDIT:
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h230/xChimpi/explosion.gif
:)

[ripley]

Yes.




Thank you Chimpi! :)

[swamptoad]

I confess that when I was pregnant with my first child, my then-husband convinced his 4 yr old niece that I *had* swallowed a watermelon seed and had one growing inside me. She sure was surprised when we brought home a baby instead.


"LOL" that's pretty funny. :D

I like Echoes post also! hahaha!!!

I confess that when I was very young, my Granny told me and my little sister not to swallow any watermelon seeds or we would have a watermelon growing inside.

I confess also that I remember I now remember hw naive I must've been because my wife and I both told the 2 boys here in the house to ---->

<BE CAREFUL NOT TO SWALLOW ANY WATERMELON SEEDS!!!> ...or you might later have one growing inside of you...

Well, it almost worked. :doh:

[Santaclear]

I confess I believe Ripley fed her avatar dog a watermelon seed as part of her dastardly plan to create a hybrid and also grow dogs with big bellies for the specialist paysite crowd.

[ripley]

I confess I believe Ripley fed her avatar dog a watermelon seed as part of her dastardly plan to create a hybrid and also grow dogs with big bellies for the specialist paysite crowd.



Guilty. blah blah blah

[swamptoad]

I confess that I now have lousy pictures of my awesome haircut. Bask in my dwindling glory!


Mini, in some ways your pictures remind me of Chris Cornell of "Soundgarden" and "Audioslave."

[rainyday]

I confess I believe Ripley fed her avatar dog a watermelon seed as part of her dastardly plan to create a hybrid and also grow dogs with big bellies for the specialist paysite crowd.

Now I understand why she asked me for Alpo milkshake recipes the other night while we were playing literati. Then she just happened to spell "stuffed" on the board. Coincidence? Not!

[Santaclear]

Now I understand why she asked me for Alpo milkshake recipes the other night while we were playing literati. Then she just happened to spell "stuffed" on the board. Coincidence? Not!

*nods* I know! She's like a thief in the night!

*line stolen from Rainy's reply to me couple days ago on a different thread* ;)

[Chimpi]

Mini, in some ways your pictures remind me of Chris Cornell of "Soundgarden" and "Audioslave."

I could see that.
There's nothing non-sexy about Chris Cornell, and Mini definately portrays Chris Cornell sexiness in those pictures. Would you like to sing a little Like A Stone, or Outshined for us, Mini?

I confess I need to go to work.... But not looking forward to yet another 12 hour day. *sigh* I've attempted to keep 12 hour days up for 2 years now...

[Blackjack]

I confess that I totally forgot what I was going to put here.

So I'm just gonna go take care of some things and then watch a movie before I have to go to work.

[Timberwolf]

I confess that watching ripleys avatar makes me feel dizzy.

[Boteroesque Babe]

I confess that I had a dream last night which involved Girls gone wild in a Stuckey's, old men in bermuda shorts, outhouses, young men in overalls, the wild west....all with me nekkid as a jaybird or wearing a Laura Ingalls Wilder dress. I'm wondering what was in my dinner last night.
Possum?....

[Boteroesque Babe]

Anyhow, my wife eventually was able to scoop the heavy turtle with one skateboard onto another skateboard that the police officer held and then they rolled the turtle to the other side of the road to safety.
Oh, how I miss finding turtles in the middle of the road.

(And word up to your ass-kickedy wife, Swamptoad.)

[Jane]

Possum?....
Ah, possum induced dreams.

[ripley]

I confess that watching ripleys avatar makes me feel dizzy.



You're feeling verrrrry sleepy....

[Blackjack]

I confess that today's been a crazy ride.

I had work, and I felt kinda ill all day, but I kept at it. Around 3, it started to rain. I got out of work at 4.

At 4, I sped to my friend's house to help him shoot a scene for a movie he's making. Unfortunately, this scene required me to remove my shirt and roll around in the mud in the woods. In the pouring rain. They used strawberry syrup all over my chest for blood. Not fun. Well, not nearly as fun as I had hoped it'd be.

Then I come home, take a bath, and jump on these here internets. I surf over to my university's page to see if my grades are up.

They are.

Now, I was on academic probation last semester. I needed a GPA of 2.0 or higher to stay a matriculated full-time student. My GPA after this past semester?

2.05.

So I'm still kinda grungy and sticky and all that, but my day just got a bit brighter.

AND Doctor Who is on tonight!

[Timberwolf]

You're feeling verrrrry sleepy....
Right. Who wouldn't at 3:45 AM, after tumbling out of bed?

(This is also a confession.)

[swamptoad]

I confess my thanks to Timberwolf for a...

("ME" description from A-Z topic)

in the Boteroesque Babe is... thread.

That cheered me up! :bow:

On a side note ------->

*I was thinking maybe whoever finishes the A-Z can get their turn (with their name) and then the words to follow starting with the letter A and so on.* -- unless they would like to pass to another person.* And the descriptive words I hope will stay more on the side of "positive" and "polite."

[swamptoad]

Oh, how I miss finding turtles in the middle of the road.

(And word up to your ass-kickedy wife, Swamptoad.)

Thanks, BB! ;)

This turtle was H-U-G-E!

Something ironic too, I had a digital camera in my pocket the whole time and didn't even think to take pictures. Previously I had been taking pictures of Dylan, (the youngest boy) at his school picnic. I wish I had taken pictures. I bet that the battery power in the camera may have possibly been good enough. Heck, I could've even taken a short video of it too. :doh:

Oh well, it was a very cool memory for me, my wife, and the boys. That was their first time seeing a creature being helped out. :)

[Mini]

I confess that getting paid for five hours when I only worked for about 20 minutes kinda rocks. And it's not even due to me being a shiftless twat!

[Fuzzy]

I confess that I have even more crushes on Dim folk.

[ripley]

I confess I am so curious as to whom CuteSexyFuzzy's crushes might be on. :)



By the way...when does curiosity become nosiness? And why isn't it spelled 'curiousity'?

[rainyday]

I confess I had a long week with not much sleep and the thought of actually sleeping in tomorrow is making me irrationally happy. Yay sleep!

[ripley]

I confess I had a long week with not much sleep and the thought of actually sleeping in tomorrow is making me irrationally happy. Yay sleep!


I confess I'm not going to bug rainy for a lit game now, so she can get to bed. :p

[ScreamingChicken]

I confess I was certain that I nailed my job interview Thursday evening when I was told that I would probably hear from them in 7-10 days. I get a rejection e-mail on Friday morning. ARGHH!

[ripley]

Sorry to hear that, ScreamingChicken. :(

[Fuzzy]

Rejection is never fun. It's always grounds to get Chip Faced!

http://www.deliverydevil.com/~delivery/shop_deliver/images/cccd.jpg

[ScreamingChicken]

Sorry to hear that, ScreamingChicken. :(
Thanks. I've been uemployed for almost 7 months. I am unbelievabley frustrated. My blood pressure is up. My temper is short. I've been a regular grumpy bastard.:mad: I am desperately looking for the light at the end of the tunnel.

Oh well, just keep on keeping on...

[MoonGoddess]

Thanks. I've been uemployed for almost 7 months. I am unbelievabley frustrated. My blood pressure is up. My temper is short. I've been a regular grumpy bastard.:mad: I am desperately looking for the light at the end of the tunnel.

Oh well, just keep on keeping on...

Yes, keep on trying. I confess that I can fully understand your frustration. Especially when the prospective employer says that you will be hearing from them. You want to be hopeful, you wait and wonder. And then they lower the boom.

I am in the process of trying to find a job myself, and really does suck. So if you want/need to vent, I make a really good sounding board!

[GeorgeNL]

I confess I'm not going to bug rainy for a lit game now, so she can get to bed. :p
Ripley, what's the secret message behind that hypnotizing Avatar of you?

[ripley]

Ripley, what's the secret message behind that hypnotizing Avatar of you?


Isn't it clear? Oh jeez, I crack myself up. :D

[Timberwolf]

Isn't it clear? Oh jeez, I crack myself up. :D
Well, I may be able to read it, but that doesn't mean I can understand it.
(Dictionaries aren't perfect, you know?)

[GeorgeNL]

Isn't it clear? Oh jeez, I crack myself up. :D
My monitor cables are twisted now a few hundred times, I am completely drunk and hypnitized. You can now reprogram my brain as you like, but still I have no idea.

[ripley]

I will change it. :bow:

[Timberwolf]

I will change it. :bow:Oops, I sure hope this doesn't cause problems in George's brain...
(Besides of the risks of the sudden untwisting of his monitor cables...)
;)

[GeorgeNL]

Oops, I sure hope this doesn't cause problems in George's brain...
(Besides of the risks of the sudden untwisting of his monitor cables...)
;)

.... new program loading in George's brain.....

[Jane]

I confess, I hope he still likes fat chicks.

[Timberwolf]

As far as I can see it, this program is from ripley...

[Timberwolf]

.... new program loading in George's brain.....:shocked:
Er, does anybody know if he's got a reset button, and if, where it is?
(Just for the case I should be wrong (see post before)... )


;)

[Mini]

I confess that the 'word' "alright" annoys the ever-loving piss out of me.

It's ALL RIGHT. TWO WORDS, NOT ONE.

MOTHERFUCKER!!!

I also confess that I'm unreasonably proud of my ability to not sweat the small things.

[Chimpi]

Alright, Mini, we get it.
Jeez!
Put a sock in it!

I confess you are right, though.

EDIT: By the way, it is Mother Fucker. Not Motherfucker. :)

[Jes]

IC that I'm not down with all this flirting between you know who and you know who.

[Mini]

Alright, Mini, we get it.
Jeez!
Put a sock in it!

I confess you are right, though.

EDIT: By the way, it is Mother Fucker. Not Motherfucker. :)

I confess that you can go to hell. :p

[Chimpi]

I confess that you can go to hell. :p

Your wish is my command. :D

I confess you can rot in hell, SUCKER! :kiss2: :smitten: :eat1: :eat2:

[Mini]

Your wish is my command. :D

I confess you can rot in hell, SUCKER! :kiss2: :smitten: :eat1: :eat2:

I love it when disagreements are handled in a mature fashion. :)

[The Kid]

I confess that by just reading this last page and nothing before it, I find myself utterly confused.

[Mini]

I confess that Brooker is asleep on my pillow. Such an adorable, stupid dog.

[EbonySSBBW]

I confess that I opened a can of Pringles this afternoon to eat just a few for a snack and I ate the whole can. :eat2:

[Chimpi]

I confess I drink more Mountain Dew than anybody here at Dimensions. :) And sometimes it gives me such a nasty taste in my mouth, but I still drink it anyway. :D :D I confess it isn't good for me. But hey, as Bill Hicks said:

"Here's a fact... *drum rolls with mouth noises for 20 seconds* Non-Smokers die every day *laughs*"

[The Kid]

I confess that I just shocked myself with the iPod Taser (http://dimensionsmagazine.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8133) :(

(I have to at least TRY to plug my other post :D )

[EbonySSBBW]

I confess that the 'word' "alright" annoys the ever-loving piss out of me.

It's ALL RIGHT. TWO WORDS, NOT ONE.

MOTHERFUCKER!!!

I also confess that I'm unreasonably proud of my ability to not sweat the small things.

I confess that I use alright so I had to look it up in the Merriam-Webster online dictionary and I found the following:

alright
One entry found for alright.


Main Entry: al·right
Pronunciation: (")ol-'rIt, 'ol-"
Function: adverb or adjective

usage The one-word spelling alright appeared some 75 years after all right itself had reappeared from a 400-year-long absence. Since the early 20th century some critics have insisted alright is wrong, but it has its defenders and its users. It is less frequent than all right but remains in common use especially in journalistic and business publications. It is quite common in fictional dialogue, and is used occasionally in other writing <the first two years of medical school were alright -- Gertrude Stein>. :cool:

[Mini]

You know what I say?

Screw popular usage. It's improper, dangit! :p

[Mini]

I confess that I need this sign.

http://img470.imageshack.us/img470/2381/sparkingspace4tw.th.jpg (http://img470.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sparkingspace4tw.jpg)

[Chimpi]

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h230/xChimpi/IM000510a.jpg

[Fuzzy]

I confess I drink more Mountain Dew than anybody here at Dimensions. :) And sometimes it gives me such a nasty taste in my mouth, but I still drink it anyway. :D :D I confess it isn't good for me. But hey, as Bill Hicks said:

"Here's a fact... *drum rolls with mouth noises for 20 seconds* Non-Smokers die every day *laughs*"

Right now, I'm that way with Coke's Vault Zero. Like water.

[ripley]

I confess lately I've been fantasizing about running away to England to apprentice to Tracey (BeaBea) like the heroine of some 19th century novel.

[GeorgeNL]

:shocked:
Er, does anybody know if he's got a reset button, and if, where it is?
(Just for the case I should be wrong (see post before)... )
;)
............System is shutting up now..... please wait.
............reboot

............booting.............
............checking system...........
............memory 0 .. 20 .. 40 .. 60 .. 80 .. 100.. OK
............brain 0 .. 0 .. 0 .. 0 .... error no brain found!
............small lower brain 0 .. 20 .. 40 .. 60 .. 80 .. 100.. OK

............Ripley's male control system loading...........OK
............Loading plugins...
............Installing breakfast in bed plugin.............. OK
............Installing cleanup the bathroom plugin...... OK
............Installing massage plugin .......................OK
............Installing be blind for other big girls.......... Failed
............Installing cook me a dinner plugin ............OK
............Installing bring me my favorite book.........OK

............Loading favorite settings......

[Timberwolf]

............brain 0 .. 0 .. 0 .. 0 .... error no brain found!
:eek:
Who would have thought that there is no brain in his head...

............Installing be blind for other big girls.......... Failed

This program doesn't work with real FAs...:doh:

[ripley]

You two are silly.


:)

[Timberwolf]

You two are silly.


:)Yep. And proud of it! :D

[GeorgeNL]

:eek:
Who would have thought that there is no brain in his head...

Question is, is it not there, or is it not noticeable?

:
This program doesn't work with real FAs...:doh:

Indeed, the FA part is hard coded, not erasable.

[GeorgeNL]

You two are silly. :)
Yes, and I'm afraid there is no cure.

If you could, how would like te reprogram us?

[Timberwolf]

Question is, is it not there, or is it not noticeable?
Brain unplugged... ;)

[GeorgeNL]

Brain unplugged... ;)
Let's check.... Ah no, it was in thermal shutdown. Overheated by too much female beauty.

Now I wonder when Ripley is going to reprogram us.

[ripley]

Let's check.... Ah no, it was in thermal shutdown. Overheated by too much female beauty.

Now I wonder when Ripley is going to reprogram us.


I wouldn't dream of it; I like silliness. :)

[Mini]

I confess that it felt really good to sleep in 'til 2.

[Timberwolf]

AM or PM? ;)

[Mini]

PM. Duh. :p

[Chimpi]

I confess that it felt really good to sleep in 'til 2.

It is always nice to sleep in late, but on ones only day off, I confess it is just as nice to wake up early and get everything done early on in the day and look forward to the rest of the day. :)

I also confess that I am supposed to be cleaning intently...

[Jane]

You two are silly.


:)
And, as my mother used to say, "You're silly. I like you."

[Mini]

It is always nice to sleep in late, but on ones only day off, I confess it is just as nice to wake up early and get everything done early on in the day and look forward to the rest of the day. :)

I also confess that I am supposed to be cleaning intently...

Very true, but I don't have much success with that approach. I can wake up for work on time, every time, but on my days off my alarm just doesn't do anything.

[mottiemushroom]

I confess to sharing a bed with a young gay male friend of mine & petrifying him by asking if he "wanted a taste of paradise". :shocked: ... meaning the Bounty chocolate bar who's ad's slogan used to be "the taste of paradise" :eat1: ;)

[swamptoad]

I confess that I can't stand that certain types of video games, like the violent realistic looking ones are being played too often by little kids that I think shouldn't be playing them.
:mad:

[Blackjack]

I confess that I wish I knew the words to use to properly convey the feelings of it all.

[AnnMarie]

It makes me feel light-headed.


I confess that if my cousin's new wife doesn't take her ass back to Mass soon, I may just choke her.


Hey, no fair, why do we have to get stuck with her????

:P

[Blackjack]

I confess that I know almost all the lyrics to "End of the World as We Know It", and I'm damn proud of that.

I confess that I'm actually a bit worried about my 7.5 hour long shift tomorrow. It's only my second week on the job, and they're already giving me these ridiculously long shifts...

I confess that I don't like having to work every day this week, and if I can help it I will not be picking up extra hours, even though I could use a little spare cash.

I confess that I'm still laughing at some of the stuff I heard last night on the Blue Collar Comedy show.

I confess that I've been unusually horny lately.

[Ashley]

Hey, no fair, why do we have to get stuck with her????

:P

I advise staying far, far away from Fall River for the next...well, forever.

Sorry! ;)

[MisticalMisty]

I confess I'm enjoying being a smart ass in hyde park a lil too much..lol

I swear, I'm really nice and sweet and oh so cuddly..LMFAO :D



No, really..I promise..lol

[Blackjack]

I swear, I'm really nice and sweet and oh so cuddly..LMFAO :D


This is true. I can vouch for it!

[Mini]

I confess that I love me some Oakleys.

[MisticalMisty]

This is true. I can vouch for it!
aww..thanks :)

[CleverBomb]

This fat girl can make an atheist say God!

And can make Vegetarians say Good Gravy!

-Rusty

[Cinda]

I confess that I am very fat and lazy. I'm so lazy that I have 2 overdue library books. Now this would not seem so bad until I mention that the Library is no more than 3 minutes down the street and has a outdoor drop box. How sad is that? :confused:

[Zandoz]

See...this is why we get along. I've had a 2 foot high stack of cloths sitting on top of the chest of drawers they go in, for 2 weeks.

I try to think of it as being a matter of waiting for just the right moment to act.

[Mini]

I confess that in an effort to get back into the habit of writing regularly, I'm thinking of going an entire week without any caffeine whatsoever and logging my experiences.

But that's just silly, you say. Surely of little interest to anyone.

Well, yeah, you're probably right, but I guarantee that if you think I'm an asshole now, I'm infinitely worse when I haven't had coffee in a few minutes.

[MisticalMisty]

And can make Vegetarians say Good Gravy!

-Rusty
LMFAO..you crack me up..humm..should I add it? LOL :D

[AnnMarie]

I confess that I smell great, which is different than how I smelled a little while ago before my shower - lazy day + visit to gym = not so great smelling.

I further confess that I can't wait to eat dinner, I'm hon-gray.

[Blackjack]

I confess that I think this is worthy of a repeat performance.

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/6851/vaderooooo1mm.jpg

[AnnMarie]

I confess that I'm watching 48 Hours and they just had a lawyer (older, soft spoken southern man) who used this line as the reason he believes the husband killed the wife:

"His computer was loaded with gay pornography, various shots of men with men. I haven't known a woman ever who would be interested in seeing such a thing...."

So, the motive he's come up with is that the guy killed his wife because she found his gay porn. I really hope (haven't seen the outcome) that if that's the main theory of the crime, there is someone like me on the jury "Sir, there ARE women who've watched and enjoyed gay porn. Back to the drawing board, mister."

I hope I never get murdered and have a boyfriend/husband go to jail over any bit of gay porn on my computer!! :shocked:

[Zandoz]

See...this is why we get along. I've had a 2 foot high stack of cloths sitting on top of the chest of drawers they go in, for 2 weeks.

I try to think of it as being a matter of waiting for just the right moment to act.

I confess posting this got me motivated...to at least break the big pile up into smaller piles.

[Fuzzy]

IC that the KFC Mashed Potato bowl was quite Yummy! :)

[Santaclear]

Must confess that beginning this past weekend for some reason, every time I see the thread title, "What's on the dinner table tonight?," with "ScreamingChicken" under it I think "What's on the dinner table tonight? Screaming chicken!" :doh:

[BeaBea]

I confess lately I've been fantasizing about running away to England to apprentice to Tracey (BeaBea) like the heroine of some 19th century novel.

I confess I really like this idea. Start packing, wench! :)

Tracey

[ripley]

I confess I really like this idea. Start packing, wench! :)

Tracey



Fold out the futon, I'm on my way! :p

[CleverBomb]

LMFAO..you crack me up..humm..should I add it? LOL :D
Not if ya don't wanna. :)
Might make a good tag line sometime (Once you're over the ND thing -- and that may take a while).
-Rusty

[Blackjack]

I confess that I just took a big piss right out the back door.

[rainyday]

I confess that I just took a big piss right out the back door.

I confess you and my little brother would get along fine. He's visiting and can't understand why I object to him brushing his teeth (and spitting out toothpaste) in my shower. He also keeps trying to convince me about the efficiency of dining off paper plates instead of dishes (no washing).

Yes, he is a bachelor; but other than those things (and liking skinny chicks) he's a very good catch.

[BeaBea]

Hmmm, someone I know thinks its perfectly fine to clean his teeth and then use mouthwash and spit it into the shower when he's done. Leave it ten minutes and it turns into a minty fresh skating ring which is decidedly NOT fat girl friendly!

Tracey :)

[GeorgeNL]

I confess, I was enjoying the way my hairdresser stroke my scalp with her soft fingers, a little too much.

[Zandoz]

He also keeps trying to convince me about the efficiency of dining off paper plates instead of dishes (no washing).

It took me 9 years to get Pammie to see the light when it comes to paper plates. Unfortunately the revelation came after the expense of a new dishwasher. LOL

[Jane]

I confess that I just took a big piss right out the back door.
I have a friend who swears women don't have penis envy...just spigot envy.

[AnnMarie]

Hmmm, someone I know thinks its perfectly fine to clean his teeth and then use mouthwash and spit it into the shower when he's done. Leave it ten minutes and it turns into a minty fresh skating ring which is decidedly NOT fat girl friendly!

Tracey :)

I do NOT get that - the sink is RIGHT there!!!??? Or even the toilet if you just plain refuse to spit in a sink.... at least you could flush it.

People can be so weird.

[AnnMarie]

I confess that I'm eating the Nestles break away cookie dough raw (the little square ones, not the log variety). Perfect snack size nuggets!

And even beyond that, I'm wondering if I'm the first one to figure it out or the last. (I'm guessing it's the latter.)

[Blackjack]

Hell, I don't normally do it. The reason I did was because I was like, "...I gotta piss, but I'm not gonna go across the house to do it."

Plus, it was raining. So, no evidence.

[Blackjack]

I also confess that paper plates should be used for the normal meal, but break out the dishes (don't break 'em, though) when company's over, or if you're eating something fancy-ish.

[Pink]

I confess that I'm watching 48 Hours and they just had a lawyer (older, soft spoken southern man) who used this line as the reason he believes the husband killed the wife:

"His computer was loaded with gay pornography, various shots of men with men. I haven't known a woman ever who would be interested in seeing such a thing...."

So, the motive he's come up with is that the guy killed his wife because she found his gay porn. I really hope (haven't seen the outcome) that if that's the main theory of the crime, there is someone like me on the jury "Sir, there ARE women who've watched and enjoyed gay porn. Back to the drawing board, mister."

I hope I never get murdered and have a boyfriend/husband go to jail over any bit of gay porn on my computer!! :shocked:

I watched the same show and thought the exact thing you did.:eek:

[TheSadeianLinguist]

I confess I exploited a child today. I took my niece to Wal-Mart and carried her around so I could get someone to load 70 lb. bags of rock for me out of pity!

[Mini]

Q) How many post-modernist jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) Spaghetti.

I confess that the above joke makes me laugh far too hard.

[Fuzzy]

IC that Hershey's EXTRA dark is too good to only have one serving.

[rainyday]

Hmmm, someone I know thinks its perfectly fine to clean his teeth and then use mouthwash and spit it into the shower when he's done. Leave it ten minutes and it turns into a minty fresh skating ring which is decidedly NOT fat girl friendly!

Yikes. And ick!

[Blackjack]

I confess that although I fear jinxing it, I'm feeling waaaayyy less shy recently than I normally feel. I actually had an urge to go out ot a club last night, and I hate clubs.

[Jes]

IC Rainy is a very naughty little girlie.

[rainyday]

What'd I do now? :confused: All I did today was work and go to the eye doctor, who scolded me. I also learned that my twelve-year-old glasses are apparently woefully out of date. All the frames are teeny weeny now in comparison. :rolleyes:

[Jes]

What'd I do now? :confused: All I did today was work and go to the eye doctor, who scolded me. I also learned that my twelve-year-old glasses are apparently woefully out of date. All the frames are teeny weeny now in comparison. :rolleyes:
You know what you did, naughty.

[Miss Vickie]

What'd I do now? :confused: All I did today was work and go to the eye doctor, who scolded me. I also learned that my twelve-year-old glasses are apparently woefully out of date. All the frames are teeny weeny now in comparison. :rolleyes:

I hear big lense styles are coming back into vogue. (Not like I'd encourage you to wait, just givin' you hope). Do you have Lenscrafters where you are? They have a 30 day guarantee. Might give you a chance to get used to those tiny (I know what you mean!) glasses.

I confess that I take a weird pleasure in getting my Everquest II monk to her 30th level. I love watching her kick major Ork bootay.

[Fuzzy]

You know what you did, naughty.

What ever it was... did it involve chocolate sprinkles?

[rainyday]

I hear big lense styles are coming back into vogue. (Not like I'd encourage you to wait, just givin' you hope).
Thanks lol. I just ordered a pair of the eensy ones today. I'll save my normal-sized ones though just in case they come back into style. Fortunately I only wear them at night and they need only impress my cats.

[Miss Vickie]

Thanks lol. I just ordered a pair of the eensy ones today. I'll save my normal-sized ones though just in case they come back into style. Fortunately I only wear them at night and they need only impress my cats.

I should think you'd want to be especially careful about those cats. You know how jaded they are. ;)

[AnnMarie]

I watched the same show and thought the exact thing you did.:eek:

I confess I'm glad I'm not alone! :D

[Boteroesque Babe]

I confess that I'm eating the Nestles break away cookie dough raw (the little square ones, not the log variety). Perfect snack size nuggets!

And even beyond that, I'm wondering if I'm the first one to figure it out or the last. (I'm guessing it's the latter.)
Definitely not the first.

I confess that I just took a big piss right out the back door.
I thought I was the only one who did this.

I confess: my downstairs neighbors hate me.

[Jane]

Definitely not the first.


I thought I was the only one who did this.

I confess: my downstairs neighbors hate me.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Boteroesque Babe again.


BB, I needed that this morning. Thanks!!!!

[Mini]

I confess that I'm a people person.

I also confess that I'd be shocked if that didn't surprise at least one board member.

[gypsy]

I confess that I now have lousy pictures of my awesome haircut. Bask in my dwindling glory!

Hey! I'm slow but....that's a damn fine haircut!

Makes me wish I was single.

[Zandoz]

I confess that I'm a people person.

I also confess that I'd be shocked if that didn't surprise at least one board member.

Wow! Here I thought most persons tended to be people. <shrug>

[ScreamingChicken]

I confess that I just took a big piss right out the back door.
I confess that I have taught my 6 year old son this same habit.

[Mini]

Wow! Here I thought most persons tended to be people. <shrug>

As in, I like people, ass. :p

[Santaclear]

I like people first, then ass.

I'm a poison people person.

[Blackjack]

I confess that I'm ridiculously frustrated because I haven't had the chance to masturbate all freakin' day long.

I'm just about to fix that, though.

[ScreamingChicken]

Must confess that beginning this past weekend for some reason, every time I see the thread title, "What's on the dinner table tonight?," with "ScreamingChicken" under it I think "What's on the dinner table tonight? Screaming chicken!" :doh:
Great. I've been reduced to a punch line.:rolleyes:

[AnnMarie]

I confess I wonder if he's started yet.

[fatgirlflyin]

I confess that I fell down at work today and tried to make it look graceful, but dont think I did a very good job:rolleyes:

[rainyday]

I confess that for just an hour tomorrow morning when I have to haul a bunch of boxes up from the basement and load it in the car I'd really like to not be fat. Either that or it'd be nice to have a snap-off butt and thighs just to lighten the load. After everything's upstairs, I'd happily morph back.

[Chimpi]

I confess that I fell down at work today and tried to make it look graceful, but dont think I did a very good job:rolleyes:

You meant to fall, didn't you? I know you did. You so did!! :)

I confess that I'm tired of confessing. I have no need to confess. I have nothing to confess about.
Ahh yes, I confess I made Erin watch the "What's wrong with this picture?" post... and she had seen it before, and I played like it was an actualy question and solution.
I'm such a turd! :cool:

[Fuzzy]

I confess that for just an hour tomorrow morning when I have to haul a bunch of boxes up from the basement and load it in the car I'd really like to not be fat. Either that or it'd be nice to have a snap-off butt and thighs just to lighten the load. After everything's upstairs, I'd happily morph back.

IC I was close enough to give you a hand. A hand carrying boxes. ;)

[Fuzzy]

I confess I wonder if he's started yet.

:shocked: Ah...ahahahahahahahahahahaha...

[ripley]

I confess I just now figured out that if you click on the little blue down arrow thingy to the left of a thread name that it takes you to the last post you read in that thread. All that scrolling....wasted. I'll never get that time back, you know. :p

[Santaclear]

Great. I've been reduced to a punch line.:rolleyes:

At least you were reduced. It would be worse if that mention was your moment of glory.

[TheSadeianLinguist]

I confess I wonder if he's started yet.

Honey, four minutes later? He's DONE! :P (Joking, joking.)

[Fuzzy]

I confess I just now figured out that if you click on the little blue down arrow thingy to the left of a thread name that it takes you to the last post you read in that thread. All that scrolling....wasted. I'll never get that time back, you know. :p

I just barely figured that one out too. There ought to be a thread for people like us. ;)

[Santaclear]

All that scrolling....wasted. I'll never get that time back, you know. :p

Go into "Options" and click on "Time," then "Retrieve." "Save changes?" Click "yes" and you're done. :)

[ripley]

I just barely figured that one out too. There ought to be a thread for people like us. ;)


I'm always glad you're here, Fuzzy. The dunce cap isn't so bad when someone else is wearing one too. :p

[ripley]

Go into "Options" and click on "Time," then "Retrieve." "Save changes?" Click "yes" and you're done. :)


Smart aleck. :D

[Fuzzy]

I'm always glad you're here, Fuzzy. The dunce cap isn't so bad when someone else is wearing one too. :p

Dunce Cap? I thought this was a wizard's hat. :(

[MisticalMisty]

I confess that a certain someone needs to sign into msn..lol

[Santaclear]

I confess I really wanna help Rainy move them boxes so I can get some good views of her from behind. ;)

[swamptoad]

I confess that I am learning to make make music with "real" and"virtual" instruments all from a video game and its pretty cool! :D

[Mini]

I confess that I hated Finding Nemo.

[Santaclear]

I confess that I'm using this smiley lately ;) after a near-lifetime of never using it.

And that I hate - edit: hey, what the hell, DESPISE - :eek: Finding Nemo too even tho I'm not that sure what it is.

[Jes]

I confess that I'm ridiculously frustrated because I haven't had the chance to masturbate all freakin' day long.

I'm just about to fix that, though.
and yet you keep telling us how shy a person you are.
i see.

[rainyday]

I confess I just now figured out that if you click on the little blue down arrow thingy to the left of a thread name that it takes you to the last post you read in that thread. All that scrolling....wasted. I'll never get that time back, you know.
I should pay you lots and lots of money for all the time you just saved me!
(Should being the operative word.)

IC I was close enough to give you a hand. A hand carrying boxes. ;)
You were in the hood? I hope you made time to have some Tillamook Ice Cream while you were here. I saw the other day that some of the yummy seasonal flavors were in the store. Some Wild Mountain Huckleberry found it's way into my cart too.

I confess I really wanna help Rainy move them boxes so I can get some good views of her from behind. ;)
Tell you what, I'll take off the snap-on ass and let you carry that up and down the stairs while I relax and sit on my. . . . Wait. That won't work. ;)

and yet you keep telling us how shy a person you are.
i see.
Maybe he blushes and stammers whenever his hand makes a move? :D

[Chimpi]

I confess I get migraines so bad.......
And I absolutely hate waking up with them....

[Blackjack]

and yet you keep telling us how shy a person you are.
i see.

I have no problem talking about my masturbatory habits on a messageboard. But when it comes to talking to people in real life?

Fuhggedabboudit!

[Carrie]

I confess I get migraines so bad.......
And I absolutely hate waking up with them....

I'm so sorry. :( I get them, too...and stress and weather headaches. No fun at all.

Feel better.

[Zandoz]

As in, I like people, ass. :p

<looks over shoulder> :shocked: There it is! :doh: Thanks! Glad you noticed. :bow:

[Zandoz]

I confess that I fell down at work today and tried to make it look graceful, but dont think I did a very good job:rolleyes:


I confess that I hope you're OK

[Jes]

I have no problem talking about my masturbatory habits on a messageboard. But when it comes to talking to people in real life?

Fuhggedabboudit!
Why not try a transition, then. Talk to strangers about your masturbatory habits. Then be sure to tell us how that worked out for ya.

[JoyJoy]

I confess that I hated Finding Nemo.

Why? Was he an ass when you did, or was it just that you enjoyed the search so much you didn't want it to end?

[JoyJoy]

I confess that I fell on my ass last night when going up the stairs at home, just when the cute new neighbor was driving by. Nothing hurt but my ego. :rolleyes:

[Blackjack]

Why not try a transition, then. Talk to strangers about your masturbatory habits. Then be sure to tell us how that worked out for ya.

'kay, I'll tell the customers about my habits tongiht at work.

Hopefully this will go over better than that advice you gave me to go streaking. Court date is June 23.:mad:
No, I didn't really go streaking.

[JoyJoy]

'kay, I'll tell the customers about my habits tongiht at work.

Hopefully this will go over better than that advice you gave me to go streaking. Court date is June 23.:mad:
No, I didn't really go streaking.

Woohoo! Court date on my birthday! If you want, you could celebrate your exoneration by streaking for me...I promise not to tell.

[gypsy]

But when it comes to talking to people in real life?



I've always been under the impression that most people who are shy definitely need a person with a big mouth to hang out with.

I confess, I am that person.

:p

[Mini]

Why? Was he an ass when you did, or was it just that you enjoyed the search so much you didn't want it to end?

It's a movie.

A horrible movie.

A horrible, horrible movie.

[Zandoz]

Why? Was he an ass when you did, or was it just that you enjoyed the search so much you didn't want it to end?

I confess that finding where Waldo was, was a big let down.

[JoyJoy]

It's a movie.

A horrible movie.

A horrible, horrible movie.

I confess that I get my sense of humor from my mother, who tells the kinds of jokes that always have us rolling our eyes and groaning.

It's okay, mini...no one else gets my jokes, either. ;)

[Mini]

I confess that I get my sense of humor from my mother, who tells the kinds of jokes that always has us rolling our eyes and groaning.

It's okay, mini...no one else gets my jokes, either. ;)

Q) What's the difference between a dead hooker and a Corvette?

A) I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

No one understands me, either. :)

[JoyJoy]

Q) What's the difference between a dead hooker and a Corvette?

A) I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

No one understands me, either. :)

P.S. I hear kitty litter helps with the smell. ;) Just a handy tip.

[Jane]

P.S. I hear kitty litter helps with the smell. ;) Just a handy tip.
Joy, I think that's oil leaks on the floor in your garage. Dead hooker requires other measures....Baking soda.

[JoyJoy]

Joy, I think that's oil leaks on the floor in your garage. Dead hooker requires other measures....Baking soda.

Thanks for letting me know, Jane....I wouldn't want the neighbors to start wondering! I'll put that tip in my handy-dandy tip notebook!

[GeorgeNL]

Does anyone know if it is a good idea to spontaniously hug a strange woman you meet on the street? From time to time I need to suppress that desire...

[Timberwolf]

Does anyone know if it is a good idea to spontaniously hug a strange woman you meet on the street? From time to time I need to suppress that desire...
Did you really mean strange? According to my dictionary, strange used with person would mean "seltsam" (in german, haven't got a dic for your language, yet), "fremd" would rather be "unknown"... just wondering...

[GeorgeNL]

Did you really mean strange? According to my dictionary, strange used with person would mean "seltsam" (in german, haven't got a dic for your language, yet), "fremd" would rather be "unknown"... just wondering...
I mean unknown indeed. You know, it happens from time to time you see a real attractive BBW, that also looks very huggable. I wonder, what would happen if I would just....

[Chimpi]

I'm so sorry. :( I get them, too...and stress and weather headaches. No fun at all.

Feel better.

Aww, thanks! :):)
Yes, stress and weather do not help. For me, though, weather only affects my sinuses if I fly or drive to another state or type of climate, really. The fact that it rains one day and is 90 degrees the next does not affect me too much at all, which is nice. :)

But I certainly do feel your pain too... :)

I wonder if I would get them if I took my brain out, you know?
Hmmmmm!! Ponderous thought! :shocked:

[ValentineBBW]

I confess I just now figured out that if you click on the little blue down arrow thingy to the left of a thread name that it takes you to the last post you read in that thread. All that scrolling....wasted. I'll never get that time back, you know. :p

O....M....G. Thank you :wubu:


To keep on topic....IC I think I love Ripley for this tidbit of very useful info.

[ripley]

Joy, I think that's oil leaks on the floor in your garage. Dead hooker requires other measures....Baking soda.



Lime. Jeez, you frickin lightweights. I bet you don't even have anyone buried in your crawlspace yet.

[ripley]

O....M....G. Thank you :wubu:


To keep on topic....IC I think I love Ripley for this tidbit of very useful info.


I confess this made me giggle a little. :)

[Mini]

I confess that I'm having second thoughts about giving up coffee cold turkey on Monday, but in the interests of self abuse for the purpose of entertainment and seeing if I can lower my resting heart below 200 beats a minute, I shall persevere.

[ripley]

I confess I've read every post in this thread. Which is now 2500 posts long!!!!!


woo hooo!!!





Little things please me, what can I say.