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Rainahblue
06-19-2006, 12:06 AM
I confess that I'm dying for a piece of the pie I made for Father's Day. :eat2:
FreeThinker
06-19-2006, 12:07 AM
I confess I'm trying not to let all this Father's day stuff get me down.
I lost my dad to cancer in late '94.
Love 'em while you can, folks!
Rainahblue
06-19-2006, 12:12 AM
I confess that FreeThinker's post made me wish I was closer to my dad.
Hugs to you, FT.
FreeThinker
06-19-2006, 12:41 AM
I confess that I've stayed up far too late playing the Question Game and Name A Song From The Last Letter with Rainahblue.
But I had a ball!
Thank you, R-blu. :)
Rainahblue
06-19-2006, 01:58 AM
I confess that I didn't go to bed FT!
(I had a blast too, ty!)
i confess i have the same birthmark as blackjack, and dammit blackjack you have to get your's removed..... i'm not sharing it !!!!
i also confess that i'm a bit weird :p
I confess that I attended a nice party last night, but that my cat has taken a turn for the worse and that I feel at loose ends, about to snap. I think I'm losing it.
Blackjack
06-19-2006, 06:16 AM
i confess i have the same birthmark as blackjack, and dammit blackjack you have to get your's removed..... i'm not sharing it !!!!
i also confess that i'm a bit weird :p
:confused: Birthmark?
TheSadeianLinguist
06-19-2006, 06:16 AM
What's wrong with your kitty, Jes?
I confess I didn't have to fire VD. He told me he quit. And Giblets didn't show.
:confused: Birthmark?
that's not how it's called?
euhm that spot on you cheek..... mole?
Blackjack
06-19-2006, 08:35 AM
that's not how it's called?
euhm that spot on you cheek..... mole?
Well, mine's actually a scab from a popped zit... LMAO
I confess that this "no masturbating" thing is far easier than those Seinfeld idiots made it out to be.
I confess that you all not masturbating may not be difficult, but NOT TALKING about not masturbating (or the reverse) sure does seem to be. My god, you make my vagina need a cigarette somethin' fierce!
Carrie
06-19-2006, 01:54 PM
I confess that I'm thoroughly grossed out. I came home to find that my dog had eaten all of my other dog's arthritis medication in the ten minutes I was gone, and then had to dose him orally with Peroxide and wait for him to barf up the pills. Which he did. And then I had to clean up quite a bit of dog barf. :(
On the bright side, though, he'll live. :)
Egbert Souse
06-19-2006, 01:59 PM
:(
I feel your grossossitude, Carrie.
Glad you worked it out, though (so to speak).
I confess that the last time i had to give a dog the peroxide treatment i took him outside to do it.
Carrie
06-19-2006, 02:04 PM
Thank you, Egbert. I knew you would understand.
I was considering the outside thing, but y'know, dogs are kind of disgusting creatures in a lot of ways (much as I love them), and chances are as soon as he brought something up another of them would swoop in and -- well, y'know.
Ugh.
ripley
06-19-2006, 04:17 PM
I confess I was a smart ass on the other board and now I feel guilty. :(
MisticalMisty
06-19-2006, 05:32 PM
I confess that I've never wanted to hit another person in my life..but if a certain someone was standing in front me of right now..I would beat the shit completely out of her.
ThatFatGirl
06-19-2006, 06:30 PM
I confess I was a smart ass on the other board and now I feel guilty. :(
Oooooooooooooooooooooh pleeeeease... if it's the post I'm thinking of, you made me laugh out loud. You're bringing joy to the world, Ripley. What's the harm in that? God bless you.
:D
TheSadeianLinguist
06-19-2006, 07:18 PM
I confess that I've never wanted to hit another person in my life..but if a certain someone was standing in front me of right now..I would beat the shit completely out of her.
Nah, you love me too much for that. :p
Miss Vickie
06-19-2006, 07:28 PM
I confess that I have an awful cold and because of it I didn't go to a meeting I was supposed to go to today. I wasn't THAT sick -- I'm ambulatory, barely -- but the idea of getting dressed and driving across town just felt like too much to bear. I wouldn't feel bad if it was "just another meeting" but it's the breastfeeding education group I'm part of and I love the work we're doing. :(
ripley
06-19-2006, 07:32 PM
I confess that I have an awful cold and because of it I didn't go to a meeting I was supposed to go to today. I wasn't THAT sick -- I'm ambulatory, barely -- but the idea of getting dressed and driving across town just felt like too much to bear. I wouldn't feel bad if it was "just another meeting" but it's the breastfeeding education group I'm part of and I love the work we're doing. :(
They would probably rather miss you for a day than catch your cold and have it for a week! :)
rainyday
06-19-2006, 07:33 PM
I confess I'm always appreciative when someone who has a cold stays home instead of sniffling and sneezing and spreading their cooties. ;)
rainyday
06-19-2006, 07:34 PM
Jinx :D
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Miss Vickie
06-19-2006, 07:36 PM
Thanks ripley and rainy. That's what I thought, too, but nurses are a funny breed... it's this sick kind of medicinal machismo we have.
"Where were you yesterday?"
"I had a cold so I stayed home."
"Well, last week I worked after getting food poisoning. Sure, I vomited every hour but at least I was here."
"Well I worked with a broken leg, after tripping up the stairs on my way to work, worked the whole shift before going to the ER."
"Well, I worked right after having chemotherapy for breast cancer".
Oy. We're a nutty bunch.
Carrie
06-19-2006, 07:37 PM
I confess that I have an awful cold and because of it I didn't go to a meeting I was supposed to go to today. I wasn't THAT sick -- I'm ambulatory, barely -- but the idea of getting dressed and driving across town just felt like too much to bear. I wouldn't feel bad if it was "just another meeting" but it's the breastfeeding education group I'm part of and I love the work we're doing. :(
They'll still have tits next week, Vickie.
:D Oh my god, Vickie, please forgive me for being such a hideous brat, but I have to tell you, that brightened my night considerably. :D
P.S. What Ripley and Rainy said, and I really hope you feel better soon!
MisticalMisty
06-19-2006, 07:38 PM
Nah, you love me too much for that. :p
lol..you wish ;) just kidding..lol
Miss Vickie
06-19-2006, 07:40 PM
They'll still have tits next week, Vickie.
:D Oh my god, Vickie, please forgive me for being such a hideous brat, but I have to tell you, that brightened my night considerably. :D
P.S. What Ripley and Rainy said, and I really hope you feel better soon!
LOLOLOLOL! Thanks for the laugh, honey. You cracked my shit up bigtime. ;) I'm not offended in the slightest.
Carrie
06-19-2006, 07:42 PM
LOLOLOLOL! Thanks for the laugh, honey. You cracked my shit up bigtime. ;) I'm not offended in the slightest.
My pleasure. I'm still laughing myself. :D
Zandoz
06-19-2006, 07:43 PM
i confess i have the same birthmark as blackjack, and dammit blackjack you have to get your's removed..... i'm not sharing it !!!!
i also confess that i'm a bit weird :p
I confess this reminded me of a strange coincidence...my step daughter and I have nearly identical birthmarks. My wife has even used the fact to jokingly try to convince the step daughter that I really am her real dad.
Carrie
06-19-2006, 07:45 PM
I confess that I will never again be lazy and not actually read an epic saga of an introduction thread, opting instead to just say hello.
I confess that I'm thoroughly grossed out. I came home to find that my dog had eaten all of my other dog's arthritis medication in the ten minutes I was gone, and then had to dose him orally with Peroxide and wait for him to barf up the pills. Which he did. And then I had to clean up quite a bit of dog barf. :(
On the bright side, though, he'll live. :)
I confess my kitties limp got so bad this morning it looked like she got hit by a car and I'm really scared. I'm hoping it's something like arthritis, and I can dose her (I only have 2 hands) and that's it's not osteo sarcoma or something, because no one should be asked to live w/o her best friend.
AnnMarie
06-19-2006, 07:53 PM
I confess my kitties limp got so bad this morning it looked like she got hit by a car and I'm really scared. I'm hoping it's something like arthritis, and I can dose her (I only have 2 hands) and that's it's not osteo sarcoma or something, because no one should be asked to live w/o her best friend.
I'm so sorry honey. :(
I don't think I'll ever get over losing my first kitty in 2001 (she was only 10), and sometimes when I look at my boys and I think of something happening to them I get completely freaked out.
It's a wonderful gift and cruel trick of nature that we bond with animals so much, but I am keeping a very very positive thought for you that some kitty Advil will keep her purring and prancing for a while to come.
((big hug))
MisticalMisty
06-19-2006, 07:54 PM
I confess my kitties limp got so bad this morning it looked like she got hit by a car and I'm really scared. I'm hoping it's something like arthritis, and I can dose her (I only have 2 hands) and that's it's not osteo sarcoma or something, because no one should be asked to live w/o her best friend.
I really hope she gets better soon Jes..
Fuzzy
06-19-2006, 07:57 PM
IC that I used to have an apartment next to a really busy highway. From time to time, I'd walk out to my car and there would be a stray cat. I would tell the cat, as plain as I could, that they had better stay away from the road, or become road pizza.
Sadly to say, there was always lots of road pizza.
ThatFatGirl
06-19-2006, 08:03 PM
Jes, I hope your kitty's health improves. I know how important our feline best friends are. Here's hoping yours is back to her old self again soon.
Fuzzy
06-19-2006, 08:06 PM
There are a few things in this world that make me jump.
When the washer is unbalanced at the start of a spin cycle, and begins to thrash the dryer standing next to it is one of them.
Carrie
06-19-2006, 08:06 PM
I confess my kitties limp got so bad this morning it looked like she got hit by a car and I'm really scared. I'm hoping it's something like arthritis, and I can dose her (I only have 2 hands) and that's it's not osteo sarcoma or something, because no one should be asked to live w/o her best friend.
How'd you do tonight medicating her, honey? Let me know if you need pointers/an article with pictures, etc. 'Member, seven years stuffing pills down animals' throats in a vet hospital here. :D
Ashley
06-19-2006, 08:16 PM
I confess that, instead of preparing for my interview like I should be, I'm browsing and posting on the boards. I'm a bad, bad girl...
How'd you do tonight medicating her, honey? Let me know if you need pointers/an article with pictures, etc. 'Member, seven years stuffing pills down animals' throats in a vet hospital here. :D
No, haven't even gone that route yet. Only got a call into the doc this afternoon. Didn't get a response call. Tomorrow, I hope. Then I have to find a time when I can get out to the office to get the pills or liquid NSAID.
I don't know if she'll take even a single dose. My hope is that she will so that I can determine if it IS arthritis. If she won't take it, she might need xrays which will be dangerous to her health and show nothing. know what i mean? frustrating.
Carrie
06-19-2006, 08:38 PM
No, haven't even gone that route yet. Only got a call into the doc this afternoon. Didn't get a response call. Tomorrow, I hope. Then I have to find a time when I can get out to the office to get the pills or liquid NSAID.
I don't know if she'll take even a single dose. My hope is that she will so that I can determine if it IS arthritis. If she won't take it, she might need xrays which will be dangerous to her health and show nothing. know what i mean? frustrating.
Get the liquid if you can! It's probably Meloxicam, if you can get it in liquid. The thing about liquid, is you can slide the syringe in the side of her mouth, behind her front teeth, and pop! just shoot the liquid in. Easy as pie.
But not nearly as tasty. :(
P.S. Xrays aren't dangerous to her health. Anesthesia can be slightly risky, but if you do bloodwork first to make sure her organs can handle it, and let them do IV fluids or whatever they recommend during, she'll be fine. Anesthesia gets a bad rap - in the seven years I worked at my clinic, we did thousands of procedures, tons of which were on elderly, elderly animals. One animal died under anesthesia during the entire time I was there. Still one too many, but the odds are very, very, very much in her favor. Not trying to be a know-it-all here, but I have to hear you sounding so fatalistic when it's not needed. Things can be done to see what's wrong! And so many things are fixable/treatable - that's good news!
The bottom line is, I understand your worry. I love my critters, too, and worry about them when they're sick. I hope Pilar is better soon.
Get the liquid if you can! It's probably Meloxicam, if you can get it in liquid. The thing about liquid, is you can slide the syringe in the side of her mouth, behind her front teeth, and pop! just shoot the liquid in. Easy as pie.
But not nearly as tasty. :(
P.S. Xrays aren't dangerous to her health. Anesthesia can be slightly risky, but if you do bloodwork first to make sure her organs can handle it, and let them do IV fluids or whatever they recommend during, she'll be fine. Anesthesia gets a bad rap - in the seven years I worked at my clinic, we did thousands of procedures, tons of which were on elderly, elderly animals. One animal died under anesthesia during the entire time I was there. Still one too many, but the odds are very, very, very much in her favor. Not trying to be a know-it-all here, but I have to hear you sounding so fatalistic when it's not needed. Things can be done to see what's wrong! And so many things are fixable/treatable - that's good news!
The bottom line is, I understand your worry. I love my critters, too, and worry about them when they're sick. I hope Pilar is better soon.
ok. thanks. that is all reassuring. I really am in crisis mode b/c of some things that have gone on. I just found out today that i signed on to edit a 400 page manuscript. Hello? they told me a 'very short book' and led me to believe it'd be 1/4 of that. And while I'm ok, and i can handle it, and it'll be good experience...uhm... Yeah.
So anyway...yes. Pilar had bloodwork. 1 liver function was a bit too high, but everything else lookd very good. I'm guessing they'd knock her out for a shoulder films b/c cats won't stay still, right?
Specifically (and I think you were right about the Milox...whatever)---the tech told me it tastes TERRIBLE. So I'm not sure i'll get it into her with 2 hands. She won't let me open her mouth, hold a syringe and grab her butt so she can't scoot out. it's easier with 2 like so many things in life.
I also read that stuff is toxic for felines. Hmmn. I'm guessing I can't grind up a pill into her food? She won't go for that, either.
FreeThinker
06-19-2006, 09:01 PM
Hey, Jes, when my cat's sister needed anti-inflammatories after falling out of a tree onto her tailbone (not a high enough fall to land on her feet, they said), my then-girlfriend and I had a heck of a time giving it to her. Cats are smart, though, and I think she realized a connection between taking the pills and feeling better. She got to the point where she would eat one from an open hand.
Pandora is still with my former girlfriend. A little harder of hearing these days, but still (at 15 years) a force with which to reckon.
Pandora about one year old:
rainyday
06-19-2006, 09:05 PM
I confess I'm going to be worrying about little Pilar until I hear she's better.
Every night I give one of mine a pill (a capsule I open up and mix with some juice from the cat food can before he gets his dinner) and it gets less daunting as time goes by. When I had to do the pill-down-the-throat thing for a while, wrapping him in a towel to hold him more securely seemed to help.
And 400 pages? That IS long.
swamptoad
06-19-2006, 09:12 PM
I confess that, instead of preparing for my interview like I should be, I'm browsing and posting on the boards. I'm a bad, bad girl...
Noooooooooooooooooo!!!! :doh:
Rainahblue
06-19-2006, 09:34 PM
I confess that hearing about people's sick kitties makes me want to be a vet! Then I could save them all...
Barnes
06-19-2006, 09:51 PM
I want to be kissed.
swamptoad
06-19-2006, 09:53 PM
Jes, I found this --> How to Pill A Cat - Includes photos! Excellent help. Perhaps the same technique is good if you have medicine that needs to be given to Pilar via syringe? "shrugs" Good luck!
http://www.marvistavet.com/html/pilling_a_cat.html
I am also posting the main site here also which has "multiple links and topics" and is from (Tally's Cat Basics 101)
-----> http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/pointe/9352/owners.html
FreeThinker
06-19-2006, 09:57 PM
I confess I like getting PMs.
(cast, jig, reel in, jig, reel in, jig, reel in...)
.
Barnes
06-19-2006, 09:57 PM
I confess I want people to like me for my body for once in my life.
FreeThinker
06-19-2006, 09:58 PM
I confess I want people to like me for my body for once in my life.post pix plz tanx :D
Barnes
06-19-2006, 10:06 PM
post pix plz tanx :D
Ok lol. random.
http://img129.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rty35fz.png
http://img129.imageshack.us/my.php?image=reyh533ow.png
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7218/imtruj60hm.png
Rainahblue
06-19-2006, 10:10 PM
Oh what a neat pic momo!
Oops... I confess that I thought "Wow, what a neat pic momo!" when I saw your photo.
:D
Barnes
06-19-2006, 10:12 PM
LOL! haha.
swamptoad
06-19-2006, 10:23 PM
Momo,
Nice pictures, indeed!
great smile! :cool:
FreeThinker
06-19-2006, 10:31 PM
Ok lol. random.
http://img129.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rty35fz.png
http://img129.imageshack.us/my.php?image=reyh533ow.png
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7218/imtruj60hm.pngWOW!...I was just doing a fatlane impersonation (er, tribute!)...Thank you!
Unfortunately, people don't only like you for your body. Sad, but true...they actually like you.
(Of course, hey, the body thing...y'know...*ahem*)
.
Rainahblue
06-19-2006, 10:47 PM
I confess that I'm singing along with Prince and I can't hit his high notes.
FreeThinker
06-19-2006, 11:14 PM
*AHEM*
Is this thing on?
*taps microphone*
I confess I like getting PMs.
Thank you.
*brat* :D
Rainahblue
06-19-2006, 11:18 PM
rofl
:doh: Where'd that one come from?
I confess that I enjoy being labeled as a "sweetie." I've been called so many other names...:rolleyes:
ripley
06-20-2006, 12:13 AM
I confess I googled "large labia."
Blame Miss Vickie.
It's really a real issue! Who knew??
Rainahblue
06-20-2006, 12:15 AM
I confess that ripley's confession made me giggle like a 5th grader.
swamptoad
06-20-2006, 12:34 AM
I am wearing swimming trunks that I didn't even go swimming in.
Timberwolf
06-20-2006, 06:41 AM
Ok lol. random.
http://img129.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rty35fz.png
http://img129.imageshack.us/my.php?image=reyh533ow.png
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7218/imtruj60hm.png:wubu:
*whistle*
I confess that I like the sight of this body...
chocolate desire
06-20-2006, 07:10 AM
I confess that I suck at confessions:mad:
I confess I got 'hit on' (I don't think it's called that. what's it called? Oh, flirting) in the funniest way yesterday. This man told me he thought i looked nice (as in:like a nice person). I had to tell him I hadn't been nice all day, why should I start now? He was kind though, and got me to smile.
Carrie
06-20-2006, 07:40 AM
I confess that I feel particularly cute and pretty today.
SamanthaNY
06-20-2006, 07:59 AM
This past weekend I was at a rest stop on a major highway. A man was gawking at my vintage truck as I drove by. I rolled down my window and said to him, "pretty, ain't it?". He nodded happily, but in a dumbstruck sort of way. I got the distinct impression that in his mind, this guy was watching a giant breast rolling in front of him.
I confess that this thought gave me endless giggles.
Thanks ripley and rainy. That's what I thought, too, but nurses are a funny breed... it's this sick kind of medicinal machismo we have.
"Where were you yesterday?"
"I had a cold so I stayed home."
"Well, last week I worked after getting food poisoning. Sure, I vomited every hour but at least I was here."
"Well I worked with a broken leg, after tripping up the stairs on my way to work, worked the whole shift before going to the ER."
"Well, I worked right after having chemotherapy for breast cancer".
Oy. We're a nutty bunch.
Well, yeah, but chemo, broken legs and food poisoning aren't contagious.
olivefun
06-20-2006, 08:40 AM
Miss Vickie?
You having chemo?
Oh my!
That can take all energy from you.
You have my thoughts. I wish I could send you something wonderful.
I understand that eating seaweed is very good for the effects of chemo. Eat california rolls or some other sushi (that has nori but no raw fish).
I made my dad a hijiki salad with cucumber and sesame. He loved it, and it made me feel good.
Olive
Zandoz
06-20-2006, 09:10 AM
There are a few things in this world that make me jump.
When the washer is unbalanced at the start of a spin cycle, and begins to thrash the dryer standing next to it is one of them.
That sets me off to...and of course my wife is always "I don't see the problem". But then she could not see the big deal about the wheel coming loose on the car at 60 mph, with her, daughter, dog, and I in the car, at 1:30am on a Sunday morning, 150 miles from home..."What's the big deal?"
Zandoz
06-20-2006, 09:18 AM
I am wearing swimming trunks that I didn't even go swimming in.
No worries...I have swimming trunks hand have only been swimming once in the last 25 years, and that was 8-9 years ago.
JoyJoy
06-20-2006, 09:36 AM
I confess that I have this new picture of my son on my desk, and I get warm fuzzies every time I look at it.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v671/JoyMC/126539916933_200_1.jpg
Carrie
06-20-2006, 09:38 AM
I confess that I have this new picture of my son on my desk, and I get warm fuzzies every time I look at it.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v671/JoyMC/126539916933_200_1.jpg
Oooh. So do I, Joy, but in a very different way. :smitten:
P.S. I confess that I just gave Joy rep for having a hot son.
I confess that I have this new picture of my son on my desk, and I get warm fuzzies every time I look at it.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v671/JoyMC/126539916933_200_1.jpg
uh...I....with...*cough*
what? What were we discussing again? Where am I?
Boteroesque Babe
06-20-2006, 10:27 AM
I confess that I have this new picture of my son on my desk, and I get warm fuzzies every time I look at it.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v671/JoyMC/126539916933_200_1.jpg
And he's rockin' the 'burns! You produce nice work, Joy.
JoyJoy
06-20-2006, 10:46 AM
Thank you, ladies. :D He's currently single, but any woman he dates must go through stringent interrogation prior to the event. Contact me for an application.
I further confess that I'm a shamelessly proud mom, who will take any opening to post pictures of my kids...you know..the kind who drives you nutso.
My oldest, who no longer looks like Jesus, since enlisting last week:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v671/JoyMC/126737415685_290_1.jpg
And my Buttercup Sunshine Girl:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v671/JoyMC/meRae3-1.jpg
chocolate desire
06-20-2006, 10:50 AM
Very handsome sons Happy Happy JoyJoy:) and your daughter is a beautiful reflection of her mom.
AWWW Joy! Those pics just made me really happy! I'm all warm and squooshy inside now! :wubu:
MisticalMisty
06-20-2006, 10:55 AM
Oooh. So do I, Joy, but in a very different way. :smitten:
P.S. I confess that I just gave Joy rep for having a hot son.
DAMN..you beat me too it..lol
uhm, yeah, you can have #2 and #3 Joy (b/c I can't compete with the military and your third is a young woman) but what's the deal with #1? How old is he? He's very pretty. And I mean very. Ahem. I mean very.
Carrie
06-20-2006, 11:01 AM
Gorgeous kids, Joy! Go Joy-genes!
JoyJoy
06-20-2006, 11:07 AM
uhm, yeah, you can have #2 and #3 Joy (b/c I can't compete with the military and your third is a young woman) but what's the deal with #1? How old is he? He's very pretty. And I mean very. Ahem. I mean very.
He'll be 20 in August, on his way to culinary school, after getting his BA degree. I also feel strongly that his wit could rival even yours, Ms. Jes. He's quite the comedian.
He'll be 20 in August, on his way to culinary school, after getting his BA degree. I also feel strongly that his wit could rival even yours, Ms. Jes. He's quite the comedian.
there's a culinary school that's literally around the corner from me Joy, and I think we both know I'd be a suitable fill-in adult-type parent figure, right? Please? Pretty please? Can I keep him, Mom???? I promise I'll take good care of him!
jamie
06-20-2006, 11:33 AM
Aww... Joyous.. you have cute youngins.
Which leads to my confession.
I confess I hate children, I have not one maternal fiber, nada. I can't stand babies especially, they scare the pee out of me. However, this afternoon a co-worker brought her newborn in and I could feel my ovaries squirming around. I usually go into disappear mode when someone brings a baby around the circuit but today I turned in to the must-hold-baby monster. She was so pretty.
I confess that I told the boyfriend about this weird event and after he managed to not swallow his tongue from stammering, he disappeared to some dark remoter server room for the rest of the afternoon.
JoyJoy
06-20-2006, 12:17 PM
there's a culinary school that's literally around the corner from me Joy, and I think we both know I'd be a suitable fill-in adult-type parent figure, right? Please? Pretty please? Can I keep him, Mom???? I promise I'll take good care of him!
Send me your email address and I'll forward you the lengthy 45-page application. I'll also need samples of your dna, a sworn statement from a Federal Judge that he will never come to harm, and you must promise to make him homemade lasagne and cookies every night.
MisticalMisty
06-20-2006, 12:24 PM
Send me your email address and I'll forward you the lengthy 45-page application. I'll also need samples of your dna, a sworn statement from a Federal Judge that he will never come to harm, and you must promise to make him homemade lasagne and cookies every night.
you better add a no sexy sex clause..lol..I think she has something besides mothering in mind..LOL
JoyJoy
06-20-2006, 12:28 PM
you better add a no sexy sex clause..lol..I think she has something besides mothering in mind..LOL
Good point, Misty...because we all know what a perv Ms Jes is. Even though we love her so.
MisticalMisty
06-20-2006, 12:30 PM
Good point, Misty...because we all know what a perv Ms Jes is. Even though we love her so.
Agreed..she is quite pervy..but that's what makes her Jes..LMFAO..Love you JES :D
MisticalMisty
06-20-2006, 12:33 PM
I confess I'm trying to tame this:
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I confess it's not going so smoothly..LOL
Carrie
06-20-2006, 12:34 PM
you better add a no sexy sex clause.
Well, ick, Misty. What are we supposed to have, unsexy sex? That's so... unsexy.
Carrie
06-20-2006, 12:35 PM
I confess that I knew that Oklahoma got a lot of tornadoes, but I didn't know they could strike within one person's room within a house.
Applied for disaster relief yet, Misty?
:D
MisticalMisty
06-20-2006, 12:37 PM
I confess that I knew that Oklahoma got a lot of tornadoes, but I didn't know they could strike within one person's room within a house.
Applied for disaster relief yet, Misty? :D
lol..I need to..and the real shame of it all..I've been on vacation for a month..A MONTH and it looks like this...
I need help..help I tell you
I confess that I haven't done anything more productive today than make a salad. (It was tasty though!)
ValentineBBW
06-20-2006, 03:04 PM
I confess that I am worried about Jes and her kitty. I hope the kitty will be alright.
ValentineBBW
06-20-2006, 03:04 PM
I also confess that I would kill for a backrub! :(
AnnMarie
06-20-2006, 03:09 PM
I confess that Misty's room made my eyes bug out, and I feel for her. While mine isn't at that point, it's out of clothing control.
I go to Ikea on Thursday to attempt to get tools to tame the beast!
:D
(And just so Misty doesn't feel as bad, I'm going to take pics of my mess as well so she's not so alone.) (PLUS, it will give me motivation to get it all fixed up then post after pictures.... )
:D
Chimpi
06-20-2006, 03:10 PM
I confess that I came home early from work, because my stomach was sort of, kind of upset, and I was really exhausted... and because I really hate the place. Came home, took a short nap while listening to Tom Petty, got up, and cleaned. I can get so much accomplished when I'm actually at home. :D
Carrie
06-20-2006, 03:46 PM
I confess that I came home early from work, because my stomach was sort of, kind of upset, and I was really exhausted... and because I really hate the place. Came home, took a short nap while listening to Tom Petty, got up, and cleaned. I can get so much accomplished when I'm actually at home. :D
I :smitten: Tom Petty! Lub him.
Chimpi
06-20-2006, 03:48 PM
I :smitten: Tom Petty! Lub him.
He's mine. Stay away.
JoyJoy
06-20-2006, 03:55 PM
I lost my Tom Petty CD and have been jonesin' for it for weeks! :(
Rainahblue
06-20-2006, 03:57 PM
I confess that I'm hungry and too pooped to cook. Had to garden in the heat, after all...
Carrie
06-20-2006, 04:02 PM
He's mine. Stay away.
There's enough of him to go around, Greedy Handsoffenstein.
Carrie
06-20-2006, 04:03 PM
I lost my Tom Petty CD and have been jonesin' for it for weeks! :(
Awwww, Joy. My sympathies. :(
Chimpi
06-20-2006, 04:08 PM
Two confessions abroad:
The first being that, I will confess, that my Tom Petty - Anthology CD (2 Disc) is one of the best purchases I have ever made. And, that covers all ranges of life, not just music. :) He and his Heartfullfillers (;)) are great musicians, with great music, and great attitudes.
And the second being, yes, I am Handsoffenstein, and steining of off of Tom Petty is mine4thoutaking. So, get off of him, I get him! :)
Rainahblue
06-20-2006, 04:24 PM
:cool: See, if more people were poly, sharing the lovely Tom Petty wouldn't be an issue.
AnnMarie
06-20-2006, 04:30 PM
As promised, here is my bedroom of shame.
Pic one is standing in doorway, walking in to the room. Notice my path. :)
Pic two is the other side of the room, behind my work area - bags are full of stuffed animals.
Pic three is the doorway, but the view of it from inside the room.
Pic four is the part of the clothing mess that has migrated to the kitchen table.
:D
On Thursday, dressers are going to CHANGE MY LIFE!!!
Rainahblue
06-20-2006, 04:33 PM
Wowzers:eek:
Carrie
06-20-2006, 04:35 PM
:cool: See, if more people were poly, sharing the lovely Tom Petty wouldn't be an issue.
Hmm. The new girl has a point. :D
Agreed..she is quite pervy..but that's what makes her Jes..LMFAO..Love you JES :D
It is ALL in my mind, sadly, so none of it shall ever be acted out! Mothers, no need to lock up your sons!!
Chimpi
06-20-2006, 04:42 PM
As promised, here is my bedroom of shame.
Pic one is standing in doorway, walking in to the room. Notice my path. :)
Pic two is the other side of the room, behind my work area - bags are full of stuffed animals.
Pic three is the doorway, but the view of it from inside the room.
Pic four is the part of the clothing mess that has migrated to the kitchen table.
:D
On Thursday, dressers are going to CHANGE MY LIFE!!!
I see nothing wrong with the way your room looks. :)
One, you know where everything is. What else matters? Other people don't necessarily need to go through your "junk". :) ;)
Two, random comment - Beautiful floor!
Three, that reminds me of my room, except, make the clothes papers and other various crap (empty water bottles... soda bottles... more papers, even more papers, electronic crap, and such). :)
I, personally, enjoyed the tour of the Great-And-Dandy AnnMarie's room. :)
Again, beauitful floor!! :p
Haha, alright, I'll stop being weird now.
Wait, no I won't. *sigh* Clutter is like butter!! In that... it's all very slipper.
:confused:
I confess I am quite confusing.
EDIT: http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=7061&d=1150846178 That's one hell of a large Hershey's Syrup box. ;)
I confess that Misty and AnnMarie's photos made me feel better about the condition of my own bedroom.
Thank you kindly, ladies! :D
Chimpi
06-20-2006, 04:59 PM
So I went back through the thread (the last few pages anyway) to look for Misty's picture(s), and ... well, they didn't come up. *sigh* This whole some images are not showing up thing is really getting on my nerves. But alas, it is just me and my computer. Maybe my computer secretly hates you, Misty!! WE HATES YOU! ARE BASE ARE NOT BELONG TO YOU!!
:( Stupid computer.
I confess, I do not like posting so much in a small period of time.
AnnMarie
06-20-2006, 05:04 PM
So I went back through the thread (the last few pages anyway) to look for Misty's picture(s), and ... well, they didn't come up. *sigh* This whole some images are not showing up thing is really getting on my nerves. But alas, it is just me and my computer. Maybe my computer secretly hates you, Misty!! WE HATES YOU! ARE BASE ARE NOT BELONG TO YOU!!
:( Stupid computer.
I confess, I do not like posting so much in a small period of time.
Here's the first one:
http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=7053&d=1150831964
And here's the other:
http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=7054&d=1150831973
Hopefully that will work for you.
Chimpi
06-20-2006, 05:09 PM
Thank you! :)
Awesome clutter, Misty!! :) And, did you not get the memo? Funions enhance Computer Performance by up to 0.0000025%! :) Congratulations!
swamptoad
06-20-2006, 05:30 PM
I confess that I am worried about Jes and her kitty. I hope the kitty will be alright.
Same here... any new news Jes? :(
How's your kitty-cat?
Santaclear
06-20-2006, 05:49 PM
Do I detect a note of fear here? From the great and powerful Santa??
No, not really, Joy. I write most of my posts when I'm dead tired, so many times when I look at 'em later I think, "why'd I write THAT?!?" :doh:
OTOH I'm no stranger to fear, horror and web terror (Dimthread style.) :)
Blackjack
06-20-2006, 06:00 PM
I confess that I feel pretty damn good tonight, 'cause I know that one of my friends who I haven't talked to recently does not, in fact, hate me. Either that or she's an excellent actress.
MisticalMisty
06-20-2006, 07:33 PM
I confess that I've been crying for the last hour..damn movie..and NOW..I'm watching Miami Ink and IT'S making me cry..lol
olivefun
06-20-2006, 08:22 PM
I just deleted a "friend" from my myspace page, because the photo bugged me.
For a time I wondered where all the myspace pages for dead people came from. Then I wanted them all as my friends.
I think i must have more dead people "friends" on myspace than anyone.
Fuzzy
06-20-2006, 08:37 PM
I looked at the cluttered pictures and thought.. what? did you fire Alice?
i confess that i called someone tonight for a special pre-arranged phone date and a special someone was not home! twice!
*squinty eyes*
Fuzzy
06-20-2006, 08:51 PM
IC I can't remember if I remembered to pay the phone bill. :confused:
Ashley
06-20-2006, 08:52 PM
I confess that my interview went well today, but that I was up against two in-house applicants. Rumor has it that the interviewing committee had already decided who they wanted before they conducted the first interview. I'm beyond bummed. :(
Rainahblue
06-20-2006, 09:00 PM
Aw bummer Ashley...
I confess that I just finished watching "Brokeback Mountain" with a friend... for the 3rd time and I STILL got teary at the end.
I confess that while I'm not really an asshole, I'd love to play one on TV.
Santaclear
06-20-2006, 09:44 PM
I just deleted a "friend" from my myspace page, because the photo bugged me.
For a time I wondered where all the myspace pages for dead people came from. Then I wanted them all as my friends.
I think i must have more dead people "friends" on myspace than anyone.
Maybe you need to join DeadFriends. :)
EvilPrincess
06-20-2006, 09:46 PM
I confess that I can be disorganized at times, but after seeing the pictures, Mist Wins!
MisticalMisty
06-20-2006, 09:47 PM
I confess that I can be disorganized at times, but after seeing the pictures, Mist Wins!
lol..thanks..I appreciate it...it's really not that bad..it's only a space of about 3 ft by 3ft..
I'm working on it..now..the mess from the floor is no longer on the floor..it's vacationing atop my bed..ACK
Santaclear
06-20-2006, 09:48 PM
I confess that my interview went well today, but that I was up against two in-house applicants. Rumor has it that the interviewing committee had already decided who they wanted before they conducted the first interview. I'm beyond bummed. :(
That sucks, Ashley. But looking for a job is one of the hardest and most daunting tasks. I confess (and I bet the rest of the forum agrees with me on this) a girl like you deserves and will probably have some luck in the end. :)
Ashley
06-20-2006, 09:49 PM
Ugh, I hate it when I clean and do that. I get everything off of the floor and all the other flat surfaces in my room, and I make a pile on my bed of things to take care of later. Then I get occupied doing something else, and when I'm crazy tired and ready to fall asleep, I go to my bed and it's covered. So then I usually toss it all off onto the floor to start the cycle again...
Santaclear
06-20-2006, 09:50 PM
I confess that I can be disorganized at times, but after seeing the pictures, Mist Wins!
She wins, but only because I can't find my camera 'cos it's buried in all the crap here!
MisticalMisty
06-20-2006, 09:50 PM
Ugh, I hate it when I clean and do that. I get everything off of the floor and all the other flat surfaces in my room, and I make a pile on my bed of things to take care of later. Then I get occupied doing something else, and when I'm crazy tired and ready to fall asleep, I go to my bed and it's covered. So then I usually toss it all off onto the floor to start the cycle again...
lol..you took the words right out of my mouth..TWINS :)
Santaclear
06-20-2006, 09:52 PM
There's a dead guy in our place here, but my roommate and I can't find the body even tho it's been a few weeks. Really need to straighten up. ;)
Santaclear
06-20-2006, 09:53 PM
Congratulations, Misty!
eightyseven
06-20-2006, 09:56 PM
I confess that the globe of the world I have in my room isn't updated enough because it still says "Soviet Union." Talk about your relics.
I confess that I'm not sure this is a confession... but I'm restless and can't sleep tonight.
Barnes
06-20-2006, 10:18 PM
:wubu:
*whistle*
I confess that I like the sight of this body...
lol well well well.
I confess I love my friends, but sometimes they're very demanding of me. I am over their house almost every day and some days I want to stay home and do nothing, and they get offended like I dont like them anymore. But I just need time to myself. I'm a very personal person. I need days that I just like never leave my room lol. Plus, my best friend (a guy) and I are kind of having...a .... kind of little secret affair thing lol. And the only way to hide it from them is to not be together at their house. (We cant tell them yet because it's too soon and we dont want things weird). So some days we just want to be together and have to make up elaborate lies to tell them so we can have some peace and be alone. Trust me some of those lies are like so complicated we have to like keep track of them in a book so we dont say anything that contradicts them. ::smacks head:: man.
WOW I have a really messed up life.
Santaclear
06-20-2006, 10:26 PM
I confess that NOT ONLY am I listening to a death metal CD right this second, but that the trunk of my car is two-thirds full of laundry. When I went to work on Sunday it was COMPLETELY full, as I intended to do the nine or ten loads at an all-night laundromat after work. However, after working ten hours on 3 hours sleep I felt too exhausted to do the laundry, came home, took the sheets and blankets and one of the 3 duffel bags outta the trunk *sigh* and hand-washed clothes for the next day, which is what I've been doing for a while now. The sheets and blanket aren't that dirty, mind you.
OK, it's too late to go there now. Tomorrow I'll load up the rest of the trunk again (probably on 3 hours sleep again) and bring it to work. (The laundromat's pretty close to my work.)
Is death metal causing me to not do my laundry?
Barnes
06-20-2006, 10:36 PM
^^ lol i confess I've hand washed clothes to avoid doing laundry also!
goldenzim
06-20-2006, 10:40 PM
I confess that I'm a little worried that I have offended someone I care about deeply.
goldenzim
06-20-2006, 11:03 PM
To append to my previous post.
I am very worried. I hate it when sorry just isn't enough.
Rainahblue
06-20-2006, 11:15 PM
To append to my previous post.
I am very worried. I hate it when sorry just isn't enough.
Me too, goldenzim. It really makes you feel crummy. Does your friend know how much you regret hurting them?
I confess that I'm going to bed "early" (it's midnight here).
Michelle
06-21-2006, 03:51 AM
I confess that NOT ONLY am I listening to a death metal CD right this second, but that the trunk of my car is two-thirds full of laundry. When I went to work on Sunday it was COMPLETELY full, as I intended to do the nine or ten loads at an all-night laundromat after work. However, after working ten hours on 3 hours sleep I felt too exhausted to do the laundry, came home, took the sheets and blankets and one of the 3 duffel bags outta the trunk *sigh* and hand-washed clothes for the next day, which is what I've been doing for a while now. The sheets and blanket aren't that dirty, mind you.
OK, it's too late to go there now. Tomorrow I'll load up the rest of the trunk again (probably on 3 hours sleep again) and bring it to work. (The laundromat's pretty close to my work.)
Is death metal causing me to not do my laundry?
Shame on you, Anta. Shame, shame, shame. Listening to death metal can rearrange the brain cells in such a manner that they become mushy and turgid and all manner of things I don't even want to discuss because they'd horrify the general audience here. All I can say is, shame, shame, shame. Your laundry is crying out for help and you're ignoring it. Gosh, I just didn't think you were that kind of guy. :mad: :confused: :eek: :shocked: :doh:
I confess I should be getting ready for work and instead am reading the boards.
Santaclear
06-21-2006, 04:15 AM
Shame on you, Anta. Shame, shame, shame. Listening to death metal can rearrange the brain cells in such a manner that they become mushy and turgid and all manner of things I don't even want to discuss because they'd horrify the general audience here. All I can say is, shame, shame, shame. Your laundry is crying out for help and you're ignoring it. Gosh, I just didn't think you were that kind of guy. :mad: :confused: :eek: :shocked: :doh:
You might be right, Michelle. In death metal it's really hard to understand the lyrics but I THINK the guy was saying, "Don't clean the clothes! Don't clean the clothes!" And, "Soap is evil! Soap is evil!" Now my entire imaginary family will have to wear dirty clothes today. :(
Blackjack
06-21-2006, 06:28 AM
Trust me some of those lies are like so complicated we have to like keep track of them in a book so we dont say anything that contradicts them. ::smacks head:: man.
If you're going to lie like that, keep the stories simple. Don't make them so elaborate that others will easily be able to catch you. Elaborate lies grow lives all their own and can get out of hand far too easily- especially if you're trying to do it with more than one person. It's difficult to make these lies alone, and exponentially more so when other people are included in it.
Of course, the best course of action is to tell the truth as soon as possible.
TheSadeianLinguist
06-21-2006, 08:22 AM
I confess I'm about to report someone being so stinky at work to the home office because no one will do anything about it.
swamptoad
06-21-2006, 11:05 AM
I confess that I am now an "Uncle" and my wife is now an "Aunt." My wife's sister just had her baby sometime late last night. Both of us are pretty excited! :shocked: Josalynn, my wife is going to go see her sister in the cities this afternoon. I am staying behind to look after the boys. She took the camera with her also. Hopefully I can share some pictures sometime soon. Leo was born sometime late night weighing at 6 and 1/2 pounds.
I confess that I'm still in my jammies!
swamptoad
06-21-2006, 11:12 AM
I confess that NOT ONLY am I listening to a death metal CD right this second, but that the trunk of my car is two-thirds full of laundry. When I went to work on Sunday it was COMPLETELY full, as I intended to do the nine or ten loads at an all-night laundromat after work. However, after working ten hours on 3 hours sleep I felt too exhausted to do the laundry, came home, took the sheets and blankets and one of the 3 duffel bags outta the trunk *sigh* and hand-washed clothes for the next day, which is what I've been doing for a while now. The sheets and blanket aren't that dirty, mind you.
OK, it's too late to go there now. Tomorrow I'll load up the rest of the trunk again (probably on 3 hours sleep again) and bring it to work. (The laundromat's pretty close to my work.)
Is death metal causing me to not do my laundry?
I confess that I am hoping that you can find a way to get more rest. :doh:
Blackjack
06-21-2006, 11:42 AM
I confess that I just had two fucking AWESOME ideas. I want to explore them some more, but alas- work calls. I'm bringing a notepad, though, although it might piss off my boss...
But it will be worth it, I can guarantee that. This story, if it's done like I plan, will be one hell of an impressive one. Hopefully it will be as terrifying to read as it was when I dreamt it.
olivefun
06-21-2006, 12:12 PM
I confess that I was confused about Momo's gender by looking at the avatar picture. Then I was skimming another thread, and there was all sorts of talk about a guy who may and may not be gay, so I got confused enough to do some real research and looked at her myspace page.
I wish there was a spot for gender in the main part of the profile area.
UberAris
06-21-2006, 12:14 PM
I confess that for the time being... I have become enthralled by the Darleks
("All inferior life forms are to be consitered enemys of the Darlek and must be destroyed! Exterminate! Exterminate! ETERMINATE!!!")
I confess that I'm about to spend a lot of money. This pleases me.
activistfatgirl
06-21-2006, 12:20 PM
I confess that I'd pay money to have someone crack my back; and I'm going to tonight.
Zandoz
06-21-2006, 12:28 PM
I confess that I just had two fucking AWESOME ideas. I want to explore them some more, but alas- work calls. I'm bringing a notepad, though, although it might piss off my boss...
But it will be worth it, I can guarantee that. This story, if it's done like I plan, will be one hell of an impressive one. Hopefully it will be as terrifying to read as it was when I dreamt it.
I confess this reminds me of when I used to have a mini recorder velcroed to the roof of my truck, for capturing such moments of inspiration.
Strangely enough, once the recorder was in place, I had no further need of it.
Carrie
06-21-2006, 12:49 PM
I confess that I do a flawless impression of General Kala in Queen's theme song from "Flash Gordon", and enjoy doing so.
Flawless.
Barnes
06-21-2006, 12:50 PM
I confess that I was confused about Momo's gender by looking at the avatar picture. Then I was skimming another thread, and there was all sorts of talk about a guy who may and may not be gay, so I got confused enough to do some real research and looked at her myspace page.
I wish there was a spot for gender in the main part of the profile area.
I confess that freaks me out a bit that I could be mistaken for a gay guy lol. It's Josh Holloway in my avatar, he plays Sawyer on Lost. But I think I may be changing it lol.
TheSadeianLinguist
06-21-2006, 01:02 PM
Now we're going to think you're two children...
I confess it's been a busy day: Screwing around on the internet, ordering and picking up a pizza, buying a bottle of wine, registering to vote, chatting with friends at the winery. When the hell do I get any ME time?
MisticalMisty
06-21-2006, 02:44 PM
I confess that I hate HATE HATE threads like the one on the weight board about which body shape is better...why does any of them have to be better....GRRR
Rainahblue
06-21-2006, 02:48 PM
I confess that I hate HATE HATE threads like the one on the weight board about which body shape is better...why does any of them have to be better....GRRR
Yeah! What she said... I avoided that thread...
I confess I (sometimes) hate going to SA events and feeling shunned by anyone bigger/smaller than me. For god's sake, if a fat chick doesn't fit in with a thin world or a fat world, where does a fat chick fit in?!!:eek:
Blackjack
06-21-2006, 04:32 PM
I confess that for the time being... I have become enthralled by the Darleks
("All inferior life forms are to be consitered enemys of the Darlek and must be destroyed! Exterminate! Exterminate! ETERMINATE!!!")
I confess that if I see you make that same fucking error one more time I'm going to flip out on you.
THERE IS NO R IN DALEK
Blackjack
06-21-2006, 04:38 PM
I confess that I do a flawless impression of General Kala in Queen's theme song from "Flash Gordon", and enjoy doing so.
Flawless.
General Kala, Flash Gordon approaching!
It's not that good of a song, though...
I confess that I do know the difficult lyrics to a very good song, "End of the World as We Know It" by R.E.M.
I confess that the treatment of a coworker by other coworkers really bothers me, and I'm unsure as to how to deal with it.
UberAris
06-21-2006, 05:06 PM
I confess that if I see you make that same fucking error one more time I'm going to flip out on you.
THERE IS NO R IN DALEK
Oy vay get off it... I've seen it both ways
Carrie
06-21-2006, 05:42 PM
General Kala, Flash Gordon approaching!
It's not that good of a song, though...
Maybe not, but I love it for very personal reasons. Nostalgia and all that. Lots of factors make a song "good" to a person, few of them reasonable or explicable.
AND it's very, very funny when I do the voice.
ripley
06-21-2006, 05:43 PM
I confess I had the strangest dream last night. It had wee zombie turtles. a zombie baby elephant on a staircase, a flood, and the end of the world.
No more Land of the Dead and Little Debbies before bed.
Carrie
06-21-2006, 05:44 PM
I confess that the treatment of a coworker by other coworkers really bothers me, and I'm unsure as to how to deal with it.
Your work sounds like kind of a toxic environment. Can't you get a different job, or are you very attached to this one?
Carrie
06-21-2006, 05:46 PM
I confess I had the strangest dream last night. It had wee zombie turtles. a zombie baby elephant on a staircase, a flood, and the end of the world.
No more Land of the Dead and Little Debbies before bed.
I love baby elephants! I love zombies! But together? Lady, you crazy.
Chimpi
06-21-2006, 05:46 PM
Maybe not, but I love it for very personal reasons. Nostalgia and all that. Lots of factors make a song "good" to a person, few of them reasonable or explicable.
AND it's very, very funny when I do the voice.
No. You're wrong. Just stop. You're wrong. There's nothing personal to you about it. No. :):)
I confess I post on Dimensions usually while I am not talking on Messengers... :D
ripley
06-21-2006, 05:48 PM
I love baby elephants! I love zombies! But together? Lady, you crazy.
Blame the swiss cake rolls, baby.
Carrie
06-21-2006, 05:49 PM
No. You're wrong. Just stop. You're wrong. There's nothing personal to you about it. No. :):)
You would feel like a butthead if I told you why it was personal. Or maybe I would.
I dunno. It's personal.
Chimpi
06-21-2006, 05:50 PM
You would feel like a butthead if I told you why it was personal. Or maybe I would.
I dunno. It's personal.
You want to make this personal, Carrie? Huh, DO YA!?
Carrie
06-21-2006, 05:57 PM
You want to make this personal, Carrie? Huh, DO YA!?
THAT'S IT, JUNIOR. It's go time.
Chimpi
06-21-2006, 06:14 PM
THAT'S IT, JUNIOR. It's go time.
:confused: I'm waiting....
Your work sounds like kind of a toxic environment. Can't you get a different job, or are you very attached to this one?
The worst employee quit last week, so it's gotten a lot better.
That said, there are still some dudes that I don't see eye-to-eye with, but I don't work with them very often. I can deal with it.
This one employee who's ostracized strikes me as, to put it charitably, not the brightest bulb in the box. Pretty decent guy, though, and in my experience he's as good a worker as the next guy. Problem is, he's rubbed just about everyone else the wrong way, and he's shunned for it. They're not rude to his face, but the shit that they say behind his back bothers me, especially 'cause I can empathize with him so much. I've gone through the exact shit that he has, and it sucked. Hardcore sucked.
So, again, I don't know what to do.
Rainahblue
06-21-2006, 06:32 PM
I confess that I have NO idea what recommendations and reps are and I'm reading the FAQs now...
I confess that I take waaaayyyy too many pictures of my dog.
(he's so cute though!):smitten:
MisticalMisty
06-21-2006, 07:20 PM
I confess that I hate HATE HATE threads like the one on the weight board about which body shape is better...why does any of them have to be better....GRRR
I confess I was completely misunderstood in this thread and some how came out the bad guy.
I confess I was completely misunderstood in this thread and some how came out the bad guy.
I confess that it's because you ARE the bad guy, Misty. All you need is a mustache to twirl. :p
Blackjack
06-21-2006, 07:32 PM
Oy vay get off it... I've seen it both ways
Tell me where it says "darlek" in here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dalek).
The only places that use the term "darlek" are small blogs and fansites. None of the official sites use that word. On most of the blogs, I've seen, the person is corrected on it.
It's like believing the stories of that ugly kid who claims to have killed mummies inside King motherfucking Tut's tomb.
UberAris
06-21-2006, 07:32 PM
God damn, relax! geeze...
Blackjack
06-21-2006, 07:33 PM
Maybe not, but I love it for very personal reasons. Nostalgia and all that. Lots of factors make a song "good" to a person, few of them reasonable or explicable.
AND it's very, very funny when I do the voice.
Prove it! Got a microphone for your computer?
Carrie
06-21-2006, 07:45 PM
Prove it! Got a microphone for your computer?
Yes, but I wouldn't want the first time you (and others) heard my voice to be me mimicking General Kala, vs. my usual sweet, dulcet tones. So no dice.
Fuzzy
06-21-2006, 07:57 PM
I just love Carrie's hair. :wubu: Carry On.
Blackjack
06-21-2006, 07:58 PM
Yes, but I wouldn't want the first time you (and others) heard my voice to be me mimicking General Kala, vs. my usual sweet, dulcet tones. So no dice.
Soooooo then speak normally first, and then do Kala.
<---- Genius
Carrie
06-21-2006, 08:03 PM
I just love Carrie's hair. :wubu: Carry On.
You, sir, are a sweet-patootie. I thank you. :kiss2:
You heard the man - carry on.
Carrie
06-21-2006, 08:03 PM
Soooooo then speak normally first, and then do Kala.
<---- Genius
I can't. I'm too shy. :)
ThatFatGirl
06-21-2006, 08:12 PM
I had a really bad/stressful day at work again today.. two glasses of wine and belting out vintage Diana Ross songs has helped a little, but I confess I so desperately wish I could soak in a tub right now with another glass of wine that it occurred to me I've never actually tried to fit in this tub in this house.. and well, I did try and I don't fit. :(
I had a really bad/stressful day at work again today.. two glasses of wine and belting out vintage Diana Ross songs has helped a little, but I confess I so desperately wish I could soak in a tub right now with another glass of wine that it occurred to me I've never actually tried to fit in this tub in this house.. and well, I did try and I don't fit. :(
Aww! I'm so sorry that happened. I have had days like that too.
Maybe if you think of it this way... now you get to remodel the bathroom! :rolleyes:
*big hug*
Fuzzy
06-21-2006, 08:22 PM
Yikes! I wonder if Geek Squad could be called on to save the day?
Blackjack
06-21-2006, 08:25 PM
I confess that this story is a bit harder to write than I thought it would be.
ThatFatGirl
06-21-2006, 08:49 PM
Aww! I'm so sorry that happened. I have had days like that too.
Maybe if you think of it this way... now you get to remodel the bathroom! :rolleyes:
*big hug*
Thanks, Esme :)
I confess my evening has improved tremendously.. I just discovered "Total Eclipse of the Heart" sung by Tori Amos on iTunes... Yay. :)
I confess that I hope to see "Lemony Snicket and the Clusterfuck of Epic Proportions" before I die.
MisticalMisty
06-21-2006, 09:13 PM
I confess my sugar hit an all time low tonight..110..and I really want to celebrate by eating a piece of apple pie in the fridge..LMFAO
I guess I'll settle for sugar free cool whip instead *sigh*
Yay me :)
Blackjack
06-21-2006, 09:42 PM
I confess that I just went to 7-11 to get a 1-liter of Sprite and a box of frosted Donettes.
(It's almost quarter to 1 in the morning, by the way)
I confess that I saw The Producers this weekend (the original version). The only part that I found funny was the musical.
MisticalMisty
06-21-2006, 09:44 PM
[COLOR="Purple"]I confess my sugar hit an all time low tonight..110..and I really want to celebrate by eating a piece of apple pie in the fridge..LMFAO
I guess I'll settle for sugar free cool whip instead *sigh*
I confess I just had 2 mini paydays and a mini butterfinger..
I SUCK at this..lol
UberAris
06-21-2006, 09:46 PM
I confess that in a moment of weakness, I have just downed 2 of the 7 oz. boxes of nerds... I feel... odd... and hyper...
Miss Vickie
06-21-2006, 09:47 PM
I confess I bought pop tarts today. The brown sugar cinnamon kind. With the frosting. :eat1: Once the coffee heats up again, I think I'll make me a wee spot o' sugar for dessert. Sure, I have a whole container of cut up fruit. But the pop tarts? Clearly have my name on them.
MisticalMisty
06-21-2006, 09:49 PM
I confess I bought pop tarts today. The brown sugar cinnamon kind. With the frosting. :eat1: Once the coffee heats up again, I think I'll make me a wee spot o' sugar for dessert. Sure, I have a whole container of cut up fruit. But the pop tarts? Clearly have my name on them.
THOSE are my favorite..non-toasted please..I used to live on those for my 7:30 class. I'd have those and a pepsi..talk about a pick me up..lol
*sigh* This is the first time I've missed OU since graduating..and I think I miss the pop tarts more..lol
EvilPrincess
06-21-2006, 09:49 PM
I confess that I almost did bodily harm to the gentleman sitting in front of me on the plane. I wanted his BOSE noise canceling headphones. They were on his head, but obviously they were supposed to be on mine. I needed them desperately to cancel out the screaming and whining of the small children. Stupid me I did not realize when I was booking the flight that it was take the kids to see Grandma day.
EvilPrincess
06-21-2006, 09:54 PM
I also confess that I was shocked when a woman changed the diaper of a squirming 18 month old while holding the baby on her lap, in a crowded plane, sitting on the runway, waiting for the storm to pass, with the air conditioner off, and me ready to kill someone. Brave brave woman, I could have hurt her too. I am also positive that the little pockets in the seat backs are not in-flight diaper genies.
I would also like to give a special shout out to the little brown haired brown eyed toddler that was sitting in 4F. Little buddy, in two hours you drooled all the way down the back of the seat and on to the carpet. I would also like to apologize, I just don't have it in me to play "peek-a-boo" for the entire flight.
Rainahblue
06-21-2006, 10:10 PM
I also confess that I was shocked when a woman changed the diaper of a squirming 18 month old while holding the baby on her lap, in a crowded plane, sitting on the runway, waiting for the storm to pass, with the air conditioner off, and me ready to kill someone. Brave brave woman, I could have hurt her too. I am also positive that the little pockets in the seat backs are not in-flight diaper genies.
That is so wrong on so many levels!
AnnMarie
06-21-2006, 10:27 PM
I confess I have never had sex to music.
Meaning, never been like... ok, baby... let's get it on... and for background, let's do some..... (insert funky tune here).
Nope, never. Can't even imagine it, honestly.
Fuzzy
06-21-2006, 10:36 PM
I confess I have never had sex to music.
Meaning, never been like... ok, baby... let's get it on... and for background, let's do some..... (insert funky tune here).
Nope, never. Can't even imagine it, honestly.
Dish Network provides "Mood Music" ( and now SIRIUS channels of "Mood Music") channels in the upper range of their Satellite programming. Most of the time, we forget its there... however, sex to the "mood music" is much better, in my humble opinion, than leaving it on the Discovery Channel. ;)
Btw, we use the 80s Hair Bands channel. ;)
MisticalMisty
06-21-2006, 10:38 PM
Dish Network provides "Mood Music" ( and now SIRIUS channels of "Mood Music") channels in the upper range of their Satellite programming. Most of the time, we forget its there... however, sex to the "mood music" is much better, in my humble opinion, than leaving it on the Discovery Channel. ;)
Btw, we use the 80s Hair Bands channel. ;)
I hate having sex with any kind of background noises..mostly..because I have a voice fetish and I want some dirty talk, moaning, groaning..and I can't focus if I hear someone or something in the background..LOL
Fuzzy
06-21-2006, 10:38 PM
I mean, seriously, you gotta have mood music when doing the hokey pokey.
MisticalMisty
06-21-2006, 10:39 PM
I mean, seriously, you gotta have mood music when doing the hokey pokey.
Nope..sorry..not me..LOL
ripley
06-21-2006, 10:40 PM
I prefer Polka.
swamptoad
06-21-2006, 10:43 PM
I prefer Polka.
D'ya like some of Weird Al Yankovic's polka?
Fuzzy
06-21-2006, 10:45 PM
I can't do sex with country music. Its just all wrong.
Maybe I have to be cheatin' for it to work.
swamptoad
06-21-2006, 10:46 PM
I confess I have never had sex to music.
Meaning, never been like... ok, baby... let's get it on... and for background, let's do some..... (insert funky tune here).
Nope, never. Can't even imagine it, honestly.
Music is great, though!
I prefer various selections of electronic music.
UberAris
06-21-2006, 10:56 PM
I like jazz... the smooth stuff... its great for a romantic setting (and when Aris wants to do romantic... he goes all out ;) )
MisticalMisty
06-21-2006, 10:57 PM
I must be the only person annoyed by the noise..lol
That..and wearing socks to bed..I just want to scream..you're naked..take the damn socks off..LOL
Not that I've had to worry about it in...well..a very lOONNNNGGG time..lol
rainyday
06-21-2006, 11:09 PM
I confess that after not being able to listen to music for months, last week I made it through a whole CD. I was doing some filing though, so there was no sex involved.
FreeThinker
06-21-2006, 11:09 PM
I confess I have never had sex to music.
Meaning, never been like... ok, baby... let's get it on... and for background, let's do some..... (insert funky tune here).
Nope, never. Can't even imagine it, honestly.I confess that, in spite of my advising Mr. Toad in another thread what music would be best...I care little for music at such times.
Besides, an mp3 CD only holds about 150 songs or so...it's a drag to get up halfway through and change it!
:D
Rainahblue
06-21-2006, 11:13 PM
I confess that I'm listening to Britney Spears... and dancing to it too!
TheSadeianLinguist
06-22-2006, 01:57 AM
I confess tomorrow I'm going to have the hangover from hell. One bottle of wine + a few beers does not a pretty day make.
Blackjack
06-22-2006, 06:26 AM
I confess that today is going to involve X-Files and the World Cup before work, and J-Horror and more X-Files after work.
Sleep isn't gonna be easy tonight, but who the hell cares?
Now we're going to think you're two children...
I confess it's been a busy day: Screwing around on the internet, ordering and picking up a pizza, buying a bottle of wine, registering to vote, chatting with friends at the winery. When the hell do I get any ME time?
How'd you register? (party).
(like how I just ask that, btw?)
I confess that last night, after a bad 3 days, I said: screw that! and went to Stamp Camp where I had lovely hors d'hoeuvres and 47 Wine Spritzers and enjoyed myself.
Boteroesque Babe
06-22-2006, 06:39 AM
I confess I have never had sex to music.
You don't know what you're missin', Girly. In fact, there's a Mike Ness song and several by Prince I've never been able to hear withOUT having sex.
*BB cranks up "Fire of Love" by Southern Culture on the Skids, and winks at her BOB*
Boteroesque Babe
06-22-2006, 06:41 AM
I confess I sometimes finish off a pint of ice cream just so I won't have to get up and take it back to the freezer.
MissToodles
06-22-2006, 06:42 AM
I confess I exaggerate a limp or hobble on public transporation so that some person will pity me and give up their seat. It hasn't worked, so I gave up.
I had a really bad/stressful day at work again today.. two glasses of wine and belting out vintage Diana Ross songs has helped a little, but I confess I so desperately wish I could soak in a tub right now with another glass of wine that it occurred to me I've never actually tried to fit in this tub in this house.. and well, I did try and I don't fit. :(
A good hot shower can be very nice too. Maybe not so much with the glass of wine, though. :)
TheSadeianLinguist
06-22-2006, 07:02 AM
How'd you register? (party).
(like how I just ask that, btw?)
I do like that. Just like last time, indy. (I answered because you didn't try to sneakily ask like my mother.)
I hate having sex with any kind of background noises..mostly..because I have a voice fetish and I want some dirty talk, moaning, groaning..and I can't focus if I hear someone or something in the background..LOL
Has it been your experience that guys are just too damned quiet in the sack? Except for the few who aren't, and think they're filming a porno?
How do you get them to be more vocal? Talk to us.
Yeah! What she said... I avoided that thread...
I confess I (sometimes) hate going to SA events and feeling shunned by anyone bigger/smaller than me. For god's sake, if a fat chick doesn't fit in with a thin world or a fat world, where does a fat chick fit in?!!:eek:
Not in booths in restaurants...at least not comfortably...until I start shoving tables and benches around.
JoyJoy
06-22-2006, 08:05 AM
I can't do sex with country music.
I confess that this statement brings images of Fuzzy in a cowboy hat doing naughty things with a guitar. :eek:
MisticalMisty
06-22-2006, 08:37 AM
Has it been your experience that guys are just too damned quiet in the sack? Except for the few who aren't, and think they're filming a porno?
How do you get them to be more vocal? Talk to us.
No, I've actually had a great experience with the guys I've been with..
What can I say..I'm good..and being able to suck chrome off a trailer hitch comes in handy :D.. Remember..this fat girl can make an athiest say God..lol
Seriously..I'm vocal..and I need them to be vocal to get all warm and tingly..so I'm up front..if you are going to lay there like a wet noodle..then there's no reason to bother..I won't enjoy it.
That seems to fix them right up..lol
I think most guys like to be vocal..but are scared they are going to offend the person they are with....not me..you can call me anything or say anything remotely naughty and I get all...well..never mind..:D
SamanthaNY
06-22-2006, 10:12 AM
I knew (http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/forums/showpost.php?p=159022&postcount=2611)it was gonna happen, but even I'm surprised at how fast (http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/forums/showpost.php?p=165976&postcount=1)it was, lol.
My God, Sam, he's a Chipmunk.....what do you want, an attention span?
ThatFatGirl
06-22-2006, 10:25 AM
I knew (http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/forums/showpost.php?p=159022&postcount=2611)it was gonna happen, but even I'm surprised at how fast (http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/forums/showpost.php?p=165976&postcount=1)it was, lol.
Oh good GOD.... I'm officially calling the big "Goodbye fat world" exit and return "Pulling a Chippy" in Chippy's honor.
Rainahblue
06-22-2006, 10:40 AM
I confess that I sometimes play The Sims 2 until I'm forced to stop due to hunger, the need to pee, or the need to sleep.
EvilPrincess
06-22-2006, 10:54 AM
Oh good GOD.... I'm officially calling the big "Goodbye fat world" exit and return "Pulling a Chippy" in Chippy's honor.
<snort> that made me giggle -
Carrie
06-22-2006, 11:40 AM
I confess I sometimes finish off a pint of ice cream just so I won't have to get up and take it back to the freezer.
All. The. Time.
I knew (http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/forums/showpost.php?p=159022&postcount=2611)it was gonna happen, but even I'm surprised at how fast (http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/forums/showpost.php?p=165976&postcount=1)it was, lol.
AND
Oh good GOD.... I'm officially calling the big "Goodbye fat world" exit and return "Pulling a Chippy" in Chippy's honor.
Are causing me much giggleage... :D :D :D
Carrie
06-22-2006, 12:39 PM
I confess that I'm about to leave work two hours early because I'm tired and my back hurts.
Oh, and I'm a princess.
EvilPrincess
06-22-2006, 12:49 PM
I confess that I'm about to leave work two hours early because I'm tired and my back hurts.
Oh, and I'm a princess.
In honor of Carrie being a Princess, I will invoke the princess privilege of leaving work 2 hours early today as well. Carrie will you write my boss a note?
It is also 97 degrees out side with 90% humidity. When I left the building at lunch I melted. It is imperative I leave early, I got SWEATY!
Carrie
06-22-2006, 12:52 PM
In honor of Carrie being a Princess, I will invoke the princess privilege of leaving work 2 hours early today as well. Carrie will you write my boss a note?
It is also 97 degrees out side with 90% humidity. When I left the building at lunch I melted. It is imperative I leave early, I got SWEATY!
Yes! All princesses get to leave work two hours early today! But EP - princesses glisten. We glow. We get dewy. We never sweat.
I'm off to polish my tiara! (Is it me, or does that sound lewd and sexual?)
Yes! All princesses get to leave work two hours early today! But EP - princesses glisten. We glow. We get dewy. We never sweat.
I'm off to polish my tiara! (Is it me, or does that sound lewd and sexual?)
Enjoy your two hours, Princess.
Take your two hours, E. Princess!! You tell them Jane said, and she has a 2x4 (and a pink Caddy and a tiara) and she's a princess, too.
EvilPrincess
06-22-2006, 03:09 PM
I confess, I am home, I left work early, I have the sneaky suspicion that my boss is out of the office too.(I work in a different state but no word from him through email or phone)
The temperature was 101 on the way home. This Princess, glowed, glistened, and got so very dewy she left princess droplets all over the place.
I confess I need to be rescued from this hotter than hell place, I need cool breezes, and no humidity.
Yes! All princesses get to leave work two hours early today! But EP - princesses glisten. We glow. We get dewy. We never sweat.
I'm off to polish my tiara! (Is it me, or does that sound lewd and sexual?)
i know a secret about carrie.
Carrie
06-22-2006, 06:06 PM
i know a secret about carrie.
Oooh! Tell me!
I confess that I have my a/c on when I could probably just have the windows open. (I hate the humidity!)
ripley
06-22-2006, 06:41 PM
I'm eating a box of Girl Scout cookies called All Abouts. They are shortbread with chocolate on the bottom. The say on the top "Girl Scouting is all about Caring" or sharing or fun or whatever...they are wrong.
Girl Scouts are all about the cookies.
Blackjack
06-22-2006, 07:16 PM
I confess that I really really wanna find out how the pictures came out that I just took. Unfortunately, there's about 20 more on the roll, and the photo lab isn't open until tomorrow anyways...
Fuzzy
06-22-2006, 09:03 PM
I confess that this statement brings images of Fuzzy in a cowboy hat doing naughty things with a guitar. :eek:
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to JoyJoy again.
*hee hee* ;)
Barnes
06-22-2006, 09:28 PM
I went to visit my .... friend where he works today and we went in a supply room and ....nothing happened but I wondered why he took me in there. He said he had to ask me something then after like 5 minutes of like silence we left.
normal.
Fuzzy
06-22-2006, 09:41 PM
He's trying the telepathic thing. Tell him you're not that type and you respond better to WORDS!!! ;)
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