The thread for random single confessions.

[Carrie]

I am 100% aware that I'm probably making a huge mistake, but I just can't help myself.

[TheSadeianLinguist]

I'm being a gentleman. How much of a jerk would I sound like if I was to assume that a visit from you would result in sex?


A pretty big jerk, but you'd be a correct jerk. Which means you'd be a lot like moi at work. :p

[TheSadeianLinguist]

If you wanted to share the bed or couch, that would DEFINITELY be fine with me. :D


Even if I wore an oversized nightshirt with a picture of a pig on the front and a little tail in the back?

[Jes]

I'm being a gentleman. How much of a jerk would I sound like if I was to assume that a visit from you would result in sex?

If you wanted to stay in a hotel, that would be fine with me.

If you wanted to sleep on my couch while I slept in my bed, that would be fine with me.

If you wanted to sleep in my bed while I slept on the couch, that would be fine with me.

If you wanted to share the bed or couch, that would DEFINITELY be fine with me. :D

I would just be happy for the chance to spend time with you.

I confess the PM option does exist.

[Blackjack]

I confess that I'm addicted to stealing identities.

[Fuzzy]

I confess that I'm addicted to stealing identities.

Word........

[Ashley]

I confess that everytime Jes greets someone new, I think of Baywatch.

[MisticalMisty]

I confess that I'm sad that no one wants me in their car..or wants my avatar or wants to rep me..or WUVS ME..*WAHHHHHHHH*

I confess I am a loser

But only on Wednesdays

[EvilPrincess]

*sigh* I really can't tell the difference between pomegranate juice and cranberry juice.

[Ryan]

Even if I wore an oversized nightshirt with a picture of a pig on the front and a little tail in the back?

Of course.

[Ashley]

I confess that I'm sad that no one wants me in their car..or wants my avatar or wants to rep me..or WUVS ME..*WAHHHHHHHH*


I stole it! And I'm sending you some rep!

-A fellow Wednesday loser

[mejix]

woke up today and the clock said 7:00; turned around and the next time i looked it said 8:30.

i was late for work. still, part of me wanted to write that down in the small pleasures thread.

[TheSadeianLinguist]

I confess I'm having a glass of wine before going back to work this morning. (You'd understand if you worked there.)

[MisticalMisty]

I stole it! And I'm sending you some rep!

-A fellow Wednesday loser


Well..it's Wednesday no more :p I have to admit I noticed that you stole it in another thread and I was like..did I forget to pick purple font? LOL thanks for loving me ;)

[BigBawdyDame]

I admit I get a little *thrill* when I get a better grade than the people I sit next to at school.

[Tina]

I've been completely lazy all day. That's unusual for me, but then I'm sick and my brain is in too much of a fog to do homework. http://www.tcdesign.net/smilies/sick.gif

[Jes]

I confess I got objectified earlier tonight...AND I LIKED IT.

[Santaclear]

I've been completely lazy all day. That's unusual for me, but then I'm sick and my brain is in too much of a fog to do homework. http://www.tcdesign.net/smilies/sick.gif

Hope you feel better soon, Tina. :(

I've been sick too, my first cold in three and a half years! Not so bad, tho, just a lot of coughing but it's been lingering for almost two weeks.

[Santaclear]

I confess I got objectified earlier tonight...AND I LIKED IT.

You naughty little hussy! :p

[Tina]

Hope you feel better soon, Tina. :(

I've been sick too, my first cold in three and a half years! Not so bad, tho, just a lot of coughing but it's been lingering for almost two weeks.

Thank you, Santa. I hope you feel better, too, and that your cold stops it's malingering. http://www.tcdesign.net/smilies/violent.gif

[Jes]

You naughty little hussy! :p
Word! This cute guy on a bike, wearing his soccer pads (and, of course, I am a soccer fan), came by me as I was walking to the gym. And he said: excuse me, which was odd b/c there was plenty of room. And he smiled, and I smiled. And then he turned and smiled again, and I was still looking at him, so I smiled. And then he pulled over between 2 houses and stopped and said something (which I totally didn't catch) but I smiled and said: hello! And it made my day. Because frankly, I haven't felt like anyone has noticed that I have private parts in MONTHS, and had just complained about that earlier today. So it was nice to be reminded that, apparently, I do!

[rainyday]

I confess sometimes when I eat tapioca the little tapioca pearls make me think of fat globules and it puts me off a little.

(I also confess I'm posting because I didn't want this thread to die.)

[TheSadeianLinguist]

I confess I don't want it to die either!

I confess I'm pleased that His Royal Tsarness Ryan might allow me to stay in Cali if I visit. :p

[Mini]

I confess that the thought of dropkicking my boss through the store's front window brings me more joy than masturbation.

[Mini]

Oh, and I also confess that Urban Dictionary's definition of an Angry Dragon made me laugh so hard that my throat hurts.

[Blackjack]

I confess that the reason I prefer some of the Asian horror movies to American ones is because they're not afraid to cross that line saying "this is taboo".

I doubt that I'll ever see an American-made film that's anything like the short film Dumplings, simply because it'd be considered going too far.

People would complain that the ending of Cut, another short film, is far too dark. From what I've seen, most people are okay with a darker ending so long as there's a faint glimmer of hope; this film pours blood on that candle.

And those are two of the most horrifying stories I've ever taken in. (Taken in = read, watched, heard, experienced, etc.)

Sorry, had to rant.

[NancyGirl74]

I confess that I haven't changed my calendar to April yet and I don't wanna.

[Mini]

I confess that calling one's boss a "frigid cunt" is possibly *not* the best way to protest not being given a weekend off.

[Mini]

I also confess that diplomacy and tact are not among my strongest qualities.

[Mini]

And finally (for now, anyway), I confess that few things entertain me as much as does undeserved narcissism.

[Jes]

I found out yesterday that I have a booty. And that there's a pricetag on it. And that it's valued at $8.

That's a steal, if I do say so myself.


(and yes, this is totally true)

[Blackjack]

I found out yesterday that I have a booty. And that there's a pricetag on it. And that it's valued at $8.

That's a steal, if I do say so myself.


(and yes, this is totally true)


*Steals Jes' ass*

I confess that I am damn glad to be home tonight.

[Mini]

I found out yesterday that I have a booty. And that there's a pricetag on it. And that it's valued at $8.

That's a steal, if I do say so myself.


(and yes, this is totally true)

I'd buy that for a dollar!

/8 times

[Blackjack]

I confess that there's actually a couple shows on the Disney channel that I'm fond of.

Suite Life of Zack and Cody is one of them.

"Hey Mom! We're gonna be on TV!"
"WHAT'D YOU SET ON FIRE!?"

[Stormy]

I have two dogs, one male and one female (both neutered) and if the male is around the female when she urinates, he usually does so in the same spot afterwards. But when I pee outside he never does that, or shows much interest in it. I'm not sure how I do or should feel about this.

Also, I haven't watched a movie in several years, but am going to try to find a way to download and watch Feed online, even though everyone seems to not like it.

[MisticalMisty]

I confess I'm scared to death of my law test on wednesday..

I also confess that I will be devestated if I spend another birthday alone..I have 27 days to make plans..lol

[Ryan]

I confess that I've never seen a single episode of a whole bunch of really popular TV shows, such as "Survivor", "American Idol", "CSI", "Lost", "Desperate Housewives", "Sex In The City", etc.

[Jes]

I'd buy that for a dollar!

/8 times
haha.
My friend and I were debating whether or not I had anything anyone could see from behind, so I got up and walked for her. And she told me yes, I did indeed, have booty. Which made us laugh like hyenas for some reason, frightening passers-by. But we REALLY started cackling when the other people staffing the crafts sidewalk sale saw that in the deluge that was the thunderstorm, a pricetag had gotten affixed to my rear. I have booty AND it's worth 8 bucks!

[Fuzzy]

I confess that I've never seen a single episode of a whole bunch of really popular TV shows, such as "Survivor", "American Idol", "CSI", "Lost", "Desperate Housewives", "Sex In The City", etc.

I confess that you and I are in the same boat.

[Ryan]

I confess that I was supposed to call somebody at a certain time this morning, but I overslept because I forgot to change my clock for Daylight Savings. :doh:

[Ashley]

I'd buy that for a dollar!

/8 times


Canadian dollars?




Watch it, Jes. Those exchange rates will get you every time.

[Jes]

I confess I'm scared to death of my law test on wednesday..

I also confess that I will be devestated if I spend another birthday alone..I have 27 days to make plans..lol
awww, boobookitty...I have a crappy birthday, calendar-wise, so I know what you're feeling, but try not to stress about it. and definitely don't think about this like you need to find a date or something. That's a sure-fire way to ruin any holiday or important event. Just find a friend or two, or a family member, even, and make sure to enjoy yourself. Be happy with less, and maybe the day itself will surprise you.

[Mini]

Canadian dollars?




Watch it, Jes. Those exchange rates will get you every time.

Oddly enough, I got tipped 8 bucks American last night. It was sweet.

(I take it no one here's a Robocop fan?)

[AnnMarie]

I confess that I wore my "cranky" shirt today. And while I didn't start out that way, now that it's over and I'm ready for bed... the shirt converted me.

[Fuzzy]

Pint of Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough for AnnMarie! STAT!

[Blackjack]

Oddly enough, I got tipped 8 bucks American last night. It was sweet.

(I take it no one here's a Robocop fan?)

I confess that I am, I just didn't feel like commenting on it.

[TheSadeianLinguist]

I confess that I was supposed to call somebody at a certain time this morning, but I overslept because I forgot to change my clock for Daylight Savings. :doh:

I confess that person is not all that mad about it as she was on the phone anyway.

[olivefun]

A young man that I had been seeing last year called last night, wanting to get together and just "see how we feel when we're together".

yergh.

Rather than being truthful, I said the old "It's not you, it's me" thing.

He is alright, but no thank you. It was easier to say the old standard. I realised how stale is the statement as the words tumbled from my lips, but he bought it.

go figure!

He did still ask me to call him tonight on his cell phone.

[Miss Vickie]

Sounds like somebody wanted a bootie call, eh?

I was a horrible bitch to my ex the other day. He insisted on buying our nearly 16 year old daughter a car. I told him she's not ready and to please not do it right now but give her time to mature a little. He bought her one anyway (he lives in Seattle and so has no idea what's really going on with her) without having the balls to tell me he was going to do it; I found out from her. I was SO angry that I called him and let the invectives fly.

And truthfully? It felt really really good. I'm no longer afraid of him and I enjoyed hitting him with the truth stick. (Of course I'm now still left with a nearly 16 year old who's a car owner and I'm the bad guy for not letting her drive it. *sigh*).

[Carrie]

I just ate too many peanut M&M's. :(

And I reallyreallyreallyreally hope that admission didn't inspire any winky-stroking by readers.


(Vickie, that was quite sneaky of your ex. I'm glad you gave him the what-for).

[TheSadeianLinguist]

Sounds like somebody wanted a bootie call, eh?

I was a horrible bitch to my ex the other day. He insisted on buying our nearly 16 year old daughter a car. I told him she's not ready and to please not do it right now but give her time to mature a little. He bought her one anyway (he lives in Seattle and so has no idea what's really going on with her) without having the balls to tell me he was going to do it; I found out from her. I was SO angry that I called him and let the invectives fly.

And truthfully? It felt really really good. I'm no longer afraid of him and I enjoyed hitting him with the truth stick. (Of course I'm now still left with a nearly 16 year old who's a car owner and I'm the bad guy for not letting her drive it. *sigh*).

She'll get over it. Trust me. I remember all the silly stuff I was mad at my mother over when I was 16. Five years down the road, she'll love you for knowing her.

[Blackjack]

I confess that if I really have to wait until September 21 to get the second season of LOST on DVD, I'm going to kill somebody.

I also confess that I'm going and watching some of the first season now 'cause I'm bored.

[AnnMarie]

I smell like chlorine, and I sort of like it.

[Fatgirlfan]

I will confess 2 things and 2 things only.

1. I know all of the words to Casey at the Bat- I am quite proud of that

2. I have a secret crush on a certain short, fat, blond lady
with an amazing ass---weight about 257.:)

[AnnMarie]

I have a secret crush on a certain short, fat, blond lady
with an amazing ass---weight about 257.:)

Ooop!

Sounds like the blonde who's always running around calling people smitten kittens has someone smitten with her kitten!! (At least I'm pretty sure that description fits her, don't make me go searching for the places she's said it... )

:cool:

[Ashley]

I confess that I'm going to trick myself (somehow) into getting up in the morning and going to the Y. I just know that, at 6:30, I'll be laying in bed, telling myself I'll just go tomorrow...

[AnnMarie]

I confess that I'm going to trick myself (somehow) into getting up in the morning and going to the Y. I just know that, at 6:30, I'll be laying in bed, telling myself I'll just go tomorrow...

Good luck girl, I'm impressed with your intention alone! I can't do anything in the morning, can't even find time to make something to eat, barely time to shower and get out... I'm pathetic before 11am.

[eightyseven]

I confess that I should be sleeping right now because I have to wake up at 7:30am for an 8:30am Biology lecture. I also confess that there's a 95% chance that I'll sleep through that very lecture. And I confess that I didn't read all of Virginia Woolf's A Room of One's Own for my 10:00am English class... only most of it. Can I also confess that I really liked Woolf? She's amazing. I kind of write in a similar style to her when I do creative pieces, though not about similar topics. I also confess that I write all the time, though I don't think that's a big deal. I confess that I should stop talking now and will do so. Goodnight :)

[OpalBBW]

I must confess that I should be asleep right now. It's after 1:30 and I know I will complain about being tired tomorrow. I must also confess that I love to eat cheeseburgers for breakfast and on good days I throw a little bacon on there too.

[TheSadeianLinguist]

I confess I'm a lot more loving than I let on.

[Carrie]

Ooop!

Sounds like the blonde who's always running around calling people smitten kittens has someone smitten with her kitten!! (At least I'm pretty sure that description fits her, don't make me go searching for the places she's said it... )

:cool:

Squeee! That's what I thought, too. I hope we're right. ;)

[jamie]

I smell like chlorine, and I sort of like it.


I looove that smell. :smitten:

[Jane]

I CANNOT abide it....and my roommate cleans EVERYTHING with Clorox.

It hurts my throat, and nose and lungs.

[Jes]

Ooop!

Sounds like the blonde who's always running around calling people smitten kittens has someone smitten with her kitten!! (At least I'm pretty sure that description fits her, don't make me go searching for the places she's said it... )

:cool:
Hey....wait a sec! She sounds familiar, but I can't place her...I could be wrong though, since I am, a lot of the time, and then I'd be a DORKIE DOGGIE.

I confess I'm having a super huge ego attack. I got up early today and went for a hair appt. and goddamnit if I am not looking FANTASTIC now. And I mean really good. My very long hair was blown out straight, and then straightironed and the hairdresser, who is the shit, kept running her hands through my hair and saying: it looks so good, you have so much hair, it looks just like the woman in the Pantene ads (the ones where they tie the hair into a knot, etc. etc.). It's shiny and strong and straight, and it won't look like this tomorrow, but for today, it looks positively hollywood and luminous and I am FEELING HOT.

(also? my thighs feel good from the weight machine at the gym last night. I did this move that made my ass tingle. TINGLE, I tell you)

thank god for hairdressers.

[Carrie]

thank god for hairdressers.

Not to mention smitten kittens. ;)

[Carrie]

"Bajilliondy" will never cease to make me laugh. Hard.


(Although I think Jay used the phrase "eleventy bajillion" one time, which was equally funny).

[MisticalMisty]

I confess I am scared to death I won't ever see Lilli again and I don't know how to fix things..

I'm also scared that I won't ever get over this pain...

[MisticalMisty]

I also confess that I've been a downer the last few weeks and I'm sorry..hopefully things will begin to look up soon :) and I can go back to being my cheery, awesome blossom self..lol

[Ryan]

I confess that tonight I've been wandering the boards and giving out reputation points to random people. Just for fun.

[Mini]

I confess that I got fired yesterday, and that I wasn't at all surprised by it.

Oh, I also confess that my ex-boss is a twat.

[MisticalMisty]

I confess that tonight I've been wandering the boards and giving out reputation points to random people. Just for fun.
I confess I like getting rep for no particular reason..thank ya :)

[MisticalMisty]

I confess that I got fired yesterday, and that I wasn't at all surprised by it.

Oh, I also confess that my ex-boss is a twat.

Sorry you got the boot..but from what I've read..you hated that job anyways..or your boss at least..lol..good luck with the job hunt..if you lived in Oklahoma..I could probably spare a few g's to have you just stand in my living room......nekkid :p j/k..........................kinda :D

[Lovelyone]

I confess that I recently saw my high school crush--a boy that made fun of me for my size--and giggled because he was fat now.

[Miss Vickie]

I confess that I recently saw my high school crush--a boy that made fun of me for my size--and giggled because he was fat now.

Hee. And now I'm giggling too. :)

My confession? I decided to get payback on my ex for overriding my decision about my daughter's car. How? She wants her braces off before prom, and in fact is saying she WILL get her braces off before prom; however, her ortho says she's not quite ready, and requires two months of regular band wearing, which she has to this point refused to do. To get them off before she's ready, it requires a form saying you understand treatment's not completed and accept full responsibility for the likely ramifications. I decided that, since her dad is SOOOO much better at making decisions than I am, that he gets to make this one. (Welcome to parenthood, Bucko. It's about time). So now instead of me being the bad guy and he being the hero, he'll get to see what it's like to be at the receiving end of my daughter's wrath.

Let's just say my ex is less than pleased with me turfing this to him. ;)

[TheSadeianLinguist]

Hee. And now I'm giggling too. :)

My confession? I decided to get payback on my ex for overriding my decision about my daughter's car. How? She wants her braces off before prom, and in fact is saying she WILL get her braces off before prom; however, her ortho says she's not quite ready, and requires two months of regular band wearing, which she has to this point refused to do. To get them off before she's ready, it requires a form saying you understand treatment's not completed and accept full responsibility for the likely ramifications. I decided that, since her dad is SOOOO much better at making decisions than I am, that he gets to make this one. (Welcome to parenthood, Bucko. It's about time). So now instead of me being the bad guy and he being the hero, he'll get to see what it's like to be at the receiving end of my daughter's wrath.

Let's just say my ex is less than pleased with me turfing this to him. ;)

Tell Little Missy they don't even show up in pictures anyway.

My mother didn't let me drive until 17 and I didn't get my braces off until 18. She'll live. :p

[TheSadeianLinguist]

I confess it absolutely made my night that Ryan was online on my lunchbreak last night. I also confess I like his definition of "buggy run" much better. :)

[Blackjack]

I confess that I watched a film called Pulse today. Japanese horror flick. I did this because I didn't feel like going to my theater class...

After watching it, I do NOT want to be alone, isolated, disconnected from people. Unfortunately, at work, I am alone, isolated, and disconnected. Maybe I can talk one of my friends into stopping by... I hope so. If I have to stay in that box all by myself, I might just go insane.

Seriously, this movie was fucking TERRIFYING.

[rainyday]

I confess I just reread something I wrote in another thread yesterday and realize that it sounds a lot dirtier than I meant it to. Now I'm kind of embarrassed.:eek:

[Carrie]

I confess I just reread something I wrote in another thread yesterday and realize that it sounds a lot dirtier than I meant it to. Now I'm kind of embarrassed.:eek:

Ooooooooh! Link, please, you naughty little minx? :D

[rainyday]

Ooooooooh! Link, please, you naughty little minx? :D

Haha! No way. You're going to have to find it yourself, missy.

[jamie]

I confess I read Rainy's naughty lil post from yesterday.

[Carrie]

I confess I read Rainy's naughty lil post from yesterday.

And you're going to give me the link, right, shmookie-pookins? :kiss2:

[jamie]

Only if you have ways of making me talk....:wubu:

[Carrie]

I will let my ferrets loose in your pants if you don't.

Feeling verbose yet? ;)

[jamie]

You catch more flies with honey than vinegar (or ferrets).

Now quit hijacking your thread and get back to confessing..:p I know you have lots of stuff left.

[TheSadeianLinguist]

I confess you're begging for a spanking if you don't link us, Jamie. :p

[Carrie]

PIE! Pie for everyone!


I wish I had some pie.

[Carrie]

I confess that I keep seeing the paysite thread titled, "Fat girl in a mini skirt", and it makes me think of Chris Farley singing "Fat guy in a little coat....".

Then I laugh.

[abluesman]

I confess I've been goofing off on the boards at work for the last hour.

(I hafta get back to work now... it's almost time to go home).

[Miss Vickie]

Tell Little Missy they don't even show up in pictures anyway.

My mother didn't let me drive until 17 and I didn't get my braces off until 18. She'll live. :p

I know she'll live. Me OTOH? I'm not so sure. ;)

[AnnMarie]

I confess that I'm Mr. Grumpus today, and I can't quite figure out why. I'm poking around here trying to lift it.

[Boteroesque Babe]

I confess that every time I see the Paysite thread titled "Balcony Flashing," I think it says "Balony Flashing," which I guess would more accurately describe what's happening at the other end of the computer.

I also confess that making the above observation will likely earn me an angry PM from somebody telling me I'm being insensitive about the plight of the balony flasher, and the hardships endured by even the low-fat varieties, both pre-packaged and in the deli case. And that I'll shoot right straight to Hell for same.

And that I misspelled balony.

[jamie]

I confess that work is driving me absolutely batty right now and that if J doesn't hurry up and get to scootin so we can leave, I may start streaking down the hallway telling the patients that the green beans are attacking, hop on your ponies and run.

[Jane]

I confess that every time I see the Paysite thread titled "Balcony Flashing," I think it says "Balony Flashing," which I guess would more accurately describe what's happening at the other end of the computer.

I also confess that making the above observation will likely earn me an angry PM from somebody telling me I'm being insensitive about the plight of the balony flasher, and the hardships endured by even the low-fat varieties, both pre-packaged and in the deli case. And that I'll shoot right straight to Hell for same.

And that I misspelled balony.
It's a preference, not a fetish.

(I thought it said bologna with a y, too when I read your post)

[Carrie]

I watched "The Jerk" yesterday, and have been laughing all day at the thermos song he sings in the tub.

[formerking]

I hurt people because I want them to prove to me how much they like me. (That doesn't make sense)

:( Drop it, CurvyEm!

[Carrie]

:( Drop it, CurvyEm!

Whatcha doin', silly? :p That post of hers is two months old.

Formerking, meet irony. Irony, formerking.


;) :D

[AnnMarie]

Whatcha doin', silly? :p That post of hers is two months old.

Formerking, meet irony. Irony, formerking.


;) :D


LOL, I was wondering the same thing.

[TheSadeianLinguist]

I confess Ryan scared the hell out of me this afternoon. "Hey, Mom, this is the girl I told you about that has herpes! Say hello, Casey!"

[Fuzzy]

*sputters*

[Fuzzy]

Oh Damn. I just got spaghetti sauce on my laptop keyboard. Try to be careful, and it just gets there doubly fast.

[Ryan]

I confess Ryan scared the hell out of me this afternoon. "Hey, Mom, this is the girl I told you about that has herpes! Say hello, Casey!"

The joke being that I was all by myself and nobody was within earshot when I said that (I was sitting in my parked car with the windows rolled up).

I confess that I thought this was really funny. Especially Casey's reaction over the phone.

[TheSadeianLinguist]

You spoiled my moment in the sun! I'll get you, you bastard! :p

[Carrie]

I am unreasonably pleased at the recent acquisition of my 4th green can.

P.S. Thanks loads to everyone who helped me get it. :)

[Jes]

*ahem*




PANTS

[Carrie]

*ahem*




PANTS

I love you. And your pants.

[Jes]

well my pants are covering just 3 cans, but are big enough for 4 cans...

but I'm not there yet.


I need to eat, people. I think I lost a fair amt. of weight on my vacation. I haven't properly eaten in almost a week! Feel bad for me! And then stuff a sandwich into me!

[Timberwolf]

I confess I read 857 posts of this thread in the last two hours (or so).

[Blackjack]

I confess that I almost just clogged the toilet.

[TheSadeianLinguist]

I confess I was really, really pleased that anyone would think Ryan was my boyfriend.

[Carrie]

I confess that given adequate funds, I'd purchase these in every available color.

[Santaclear]

I confess that given adequate funds, I'd purchase these in every available color.

Ah, the old "given adequate funds" caveat. :bow:

[Carrie]

Ah, the old "given adequate funds" caveat. :bow:

Shhh....don't tell anyone, but they're $360 a pair. Hence the caveat. ;)

[Mini]

I confess that I had a wonderful time with a girl on Sunday, and I hope to be able to see her again in the very near future.

[Carrie]

I confess that I had a wonderful time with a girl on Sunday, and I hope to be able to see her again in the very near future.

I confess that this made me smile. Yay you. :)

[Blackjack]

I confess that I'm dismayed at the fact that the girl who I've been crushing on for a long time seems to have fallen for a boy from across the country.

The minute I get up the nerve to talk to her more, this guy pops up...:(

[Jes]

I confess that I'm dismayed at the fact that the girl who I've been crushing on for a long time seems to have fallen for a boy from across the country.

The minute I get up the nerve to talk to her more, this guy pops up...:(
I confess that time is fleeting! If you have a crush, SPRING when the iron is hot.

Heard a great story on vacation. We passed a beautiful house that a bridegroom was building for his bride. He didnt' want to marry her 'til this gift was ready...and this gift took 13 years. In the meantime, she married someone else. That house has been called XXXX's Folly ever since (sorry, don't remember his name).

And the moral of the story is...

[Boteroesque Babe]

I confess that time is fleeting! If you have a crush, SPRING when the iron is hot.

Heard a great story on vacation. We passed a beautiful house that a bridegroom was building for his bride. He didnt' want to marry her 'til this gift was ready...and this gift took 13 years. In the meantime, she married someone else. That house has been called XXXX's Folly ever since (sorry, don't remember his name).
Dick Snotasbigastheotherguyz.

[Jes]

Dick Snotasbigastheotherguyz.
Personally, I think he had committment issues, but whatever.

[Mini]

I confess that Euphoria Morning is rapidly becoming one of my all-time favorite CDs.

[olivefun]

I confess I was really, really pleased that anyone would think Ryan was my boyfriend.

What!!??
You mean he's not???
I was so sure he was...

Damn! Damn, Damn...

I hate being wrong...
damn, damn...

:doh:

you've spoiled my day.

[TheSadeianLinguist]

What!!??
You mean he's not???
I was so sure he was...

Damn! Damn, Damn...

I hate being wrong...
damn, damn...

:doh:

you've spoiled my day.

Oh, I *really* like Ryan. Don't get me wrong. When I visit California, he may have to forcibly remove me from his apartment after a few weeks. :p

Ryan's pretty much my ideal in every single way. (Don't get a big head, asshole.) If he's the same on YIM and over the phone, I see very little that would stop us from being in a LTR. This summer or early fall when I take my vacation, when I visit my brother in Las Vegas, I plan on seeing Ryan for a couple days too. We'll see then. :)

[olivefun]

If he's the same on YIM and over the phone, I see very little that would stop us from being in a LTR.

Hahaha,
LTR?
How about a short term one?
You could have a whole relationship and end it before your return to your continent if you play your cards right. Just think of the money on phone bills... Long distance relationships can be very costly...

Skype does help though.

heehee

[TheSadeianLinguist]

Oh, I'm just on the east side of the US! But I WAS conceived in England. :p

[Carrie]

I confess that I am TOTALLY rooting for TSL and Ryan. :)

[TheSadeianLinguist]

I confess that's so sweet!

I confess I'll also give out as much rep as I want in 24 hours, V-Bulletin. Go screw yourself!

[Blackjack]

I confess that I'm totally crushed right now.

The girl who I've had a crush on for over a fucking year just today announced that she's in a relationship with some kid in Montana. Yes, she's dating someone who's currently living on the other coast.

*Sigh*

[Timberwolf]

I confess that I'm curious why someone in this forum doesn't like germans.
(I read it somewhere, but didn't realze it directly, it just came back into my mind right now and keeps me from sleeping, somehow. Just curiosity.)

[MisticalMisty]

I confess that I'm totally crushed right now.

The girl who I've had a crush on for over a fucking year just today announced that she's in a relationship with some kid in Montana. Yes, she's dating someone who's currently living on the other coast.

*Sigh*

PPPSSSSTTT...Montana isn't on a coast ;)

[MisticalMisty]

I confess that I'm tired of state-mandated testing and I have another week of the crap...

I also confess that I'm sad that a particular person who reads the boards chooses to ignore me now :(

[Carrie]

I confess that I'm totally crushed right now.

The girl who I've had a crush on for over a fucking year just today announced that she's in a relationship with some kid in Montana. Yes, she's dating someone who's currently living on the other coast.

*Sigh*

I'm so sorry, cuteness. :(

Y'know what, though? She clearly was not ready for your jelly. She may be one day, though.

[Blackjack]

PPPSSSSTTT...Montana isn't on a coast ;)

Alright, Miss Smartass, lemme clarify.

It's close enough. We're over here -------------------------------------------> X

...........X <------------------------------Montana is here
X <-------Coast is there

[Blackjack]

I'm so sorry, cuteness. :(

Y'know what, though? She clearly was not ready for your jelly. She may be one day, though.

Thanks.

She didn't know how I felt, though, so I'm not angry at her or anything. Just full of jealously and bummed-out-ness.

[MisticalMisty]

Alright, Miss Smartass, lemme clarify.

It's close enough. We're over here -------------------------------------------> X

...........X <------------------------------Montana is here
X <-------Coast is there


I wasn't trying to be a smartass..promise..I was trying to give you hope that it wasn't as far away as you thought...so..get on a plane and go get her back!

man *sniffle* I really liked you too..and now you don't like me..*sob*

[Blackjack]

I wasn't trying to be a smartass..promise..I was trying to give you hope that it wasn't as far away as you thought...so..get on a plane and go get her back!

man *sniffle* I really liked you too..and now you don't like me..*sob*

No, she's not going out there. She's just in a LDR now, she still lives in town. I can understand why she likes him, too- he lost his brother to cystric fibrosis and her sister has it (I think. It might be that her uncle died from it... I can't recall. I was only told once), so they have that one major thing in common.

And don't worry, I still like you. I forgot that one's tone of voice doesn't travel over the internets.:doh:

[MisticalMisty]

No, she's not going out there. She's just in a LDR now, she still lives in town. I can understand why she likes him, too- he lost his brother to cystric fibrosis and her sister has it (I think. It might be that her uncle died from it... I can't recall. I was only told once), so they have that one major thing in common.

And don't worry, I still like you. I forgot that one's tone of voice doesn't travel over the internets.:doh:

It's my fault really..so don't apologize..but maybe we can think of ways to take your mind off her?

[Blackjack]

It's my fault really..so don't apologize..but maybe we can think of ways to take your mind off her?

Oh, don't worry. I'll survive. After the initial shock and all that, I'm feeling alright. A little pissed off, but I'll live.

And I should be apologizing, 'cause I did come off as a jerk. I'm sorry.

[TheSadeianLinguist]

I confess I'm totally whored out for work tonight. A manager who's temporarily helping out on thirds said it disgusts him when women wear lowcut shirts and "dress all slutty," so I'm wearing a cute little low-cut cap sleeve dealie. :p

[Ryan]

Oh, I *really* like Ryan. Don't get me wrong. When I visit California, he may have to forcibly remove me from his apartment after a few weeks. :p

You're assuming that I would want you to leave. Although I'm hoping to move sometime this summer, so you might have to leave long enough to drive over to my new apartment.

Ryan's pretty much my ideal in every single way. (Don't get a big head, asshole.)

I've read your post in its entirety and my cranium appears to be the same size as it was before reading it.

If he's the same on YIM and over the phone, I see very little that would stop us from being in a LTR.

Other than the 2000 miles that separate us...

[TheSadeianLinguist]

It's 2,500 miles. But who's keeping score?

[ripley]

I confess I'm on the TSL/Ryan cheerleader squad too.:wubu: It's the cutest.

Gimme an L
Gimme an O
Gimme a V
Gimme an E

*shakes pom poms*

[MisticalMisty]

I confess I'm on the TSL/Ryan cheerleader squad too.:wubu: It's the cutest.

Gimme an L
Gimme an O
Gimme a V
Gimme an E

*shakes pom poms*


I'll be the o..lol..I'm as big as two o's..so it's going to read

Loove :p

[EvilPrincess]

*shakes pom poms*

wooooo woooooo


<that kinda got me excited>

[MisticalMisty]

wooooo woooooo


<that kinda got me excited>


Ok..I call dibs on the quarterback ;) ohh.and the linemen..and the receivers..OK..I CALL the whole football team :D

[Ryan]

I confess I'm on the TSL/Ryan cheerleader squad too.:wubu: It's the cutest.

Gimme an L
Gimme an O
Gimme a V
Gimme an E

*shakes pom poms*

Who else is on this squad?

[TheSadeianLinguist]

Well, thank you. But I don't start pressuring him for a ring until Friday, girls!

[EvilPrincess]

Who else is on this squad?

me - assistant pep squad leader, and equipment manager, do you have any idea how hard it is to keep up with all the pom poms?

[MisticalMisty]

me - assistant pep squad leader, and equipment manager, do you have any idea how hard it is to keep up with all the pom poms?


me-assistant peppy squad leader..lol..I'm evil's twin..Horny angel ;)

[Jes]

Well, thank you. But I don't start pressuring him for a ring until Friday, girls!
TOO YOUNG



pants

[Ryan]

TOO YOUNG



pants

Good point. I'm only 29.

[Blackjack]

You carve wounds upon my flesh and write there in salt!

[Ryan]

You carve wounds upon my flesh and write there in salt!

:confused:

[MisticalMisty]

I really suck tonight or something..sheesh

[Blackjack]

I confess that I think I just offended Misty, and I feel really bad about it.

I've been a huge jerk tonight... I'm sorry, folks.

[Jes]

I confess that I think I just offended Misty, and I feel really bad about it.

I've been a huge jerk tonight... I'm sorry, folks.
I confess that I, having the power to do so, absolve everyone of all crimes and misdemeanors tonight.

So buck up little campers. Tomorrow is a new day, full of promise.

[ripley]

I confess I'm horribly curious what is going on with Misty and Blackjack.

[Blackjack]

I confess I'm horribly curious what is going on with Misty and Blackjack.

She tried to cheer me up, but I'm not really in a mood where I can be cheered up too much. So that didn't end too well.

[EvilPrincess]

all I want is whirled peas

[Jes]

today i requested the marriage of a peeper and a hooha. i was denied.

[Santaclear]

today i requested the marriage of a peeper and a hooha. i was denied.

Unusual post, Jes.

[rainyday]

I confess that if sparks don't fly when TSL and Ryan finally get together I might be more disappointed than they are.

(Guess this puts me on the squad :))

[MisticalMisty]

I confess that if sparks don't fly when TSL and Ryan finally get together I might be more disappointed than they are.

(Guess this puts me on the squad :))

This is turning into a majorly hot squad..Man..we should charge admission just to watch us cheer and our boobs bounce..and flab jiggle....I can see the wood getting sported now..LOL:shocked:

[Carrie]

I confess that I am TOTALLY rooting for TSL and Ryan. :)

Just for the record. ;)

[MisticalMisty]

Just for the record. ;)


Ok..we are going to need some tax information..since we are charging and will get paid and FICA will demand money ;)

[rainyday]

This is turning into a majorly hot squad..Man..we should charge admission just to watch us cheer and our boobs bounce..and flab jiggle....I can see the wood getting sported now..LOL:shocked:

When the voyeurs (over on the WB) finally find something to watch, I think it might be a lot more interesting to watch them watching than to watch the action itself. Something tells me it could be pretty funny.

[MisticalMisty]

I confess that I tried out to be a cheerleader every year from 6th-10th grade. my starting weight 190..my ending weight..275..I never made the squad..so..I was a band nerd who made herself LOUDER than the whole cheerleading squad..HA HA..vengence is sweet when you got a voice and a real cowbell..LOL

[MisticalMisty]

When the voyeurs (over on the WB) finally find something to watch, I think it might be a lot more interesting to watch them watching than to watch the action itself. Something tells me it could be pretty funny.


watching the watchers? interesting concept your Raininess!

[ripley]

I confess that I tried out to be a cheerleader every year from 6th-10th grade. my starting weight 190..my ending weight..275..I never made the squad..so..I was a band nerd who made herself LOUDER than the whole cheerleading squad..HA HA..vengence is sweet when you got a voice and a real cowbell..LOL

I was a cheerleader! But it was a really small school, no try-outs. :)

[Boteroesque Babe]

I confess that given adequate funds, I'd purchase these in every available color. http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4999&stc=1&d=1144723378

Those Birks are FAR too sedate, Carrie. Here. I've pimped 'em out for ya. Complete with deceptively roomy goat basket and handlebar tassels made from real human hair. And it's HoHo powered! (Ya can't have pimp without ho.) I'm afraid I ran out of space before I got the Mr. Pibb dispenser installed. Let's think about a sidecar for that.

Teutul family eat your heart out.

(I confess when people on the phone today have asked what that clicking is, it wasn't me typing notes. It was Project Pimp. Just as important, really.)

[Timberwolf]

I confess that I'm really impressed. BB, you should have your own show: "Pimp my Birk!" ;) :D :cool:

[Carrie]

Those Birks are FAR too sedate, Carrie. Here. I've pimped 'em out for ya. Complete with deceptively roomy goat basket and handlebar tassels made from real human hair. And it's HoHo powered! (Ya can't have pimp without ho.) I'm afraid I ran out of space before I got the Mr. Pibb dispenser installed. Let's think about a sidecar for that.

Teutul family eat your heart out.

(I confess when people on the phone today have asked what that clicking is, it wasn't me typing notes. It was Project Pimp. Just as important, really.)

Holy hell, BB, that thing is fricking SWEET. I can use the handlebar basket to carry more Ho-Ho's in case I need more fuel. Or I get hungry.

I'm in love. :smitten:


P.S. It kills me that I can't give you rep for this, but I repped your arms yesterday. Oh, the huge manatee!!!!

[Boteroesque Babe]

P.S. It kills me that I can't give you rep for this, but I repped your arms yesterday. Oh, the huge manatee!!!!
What did you just call my arms?









(Sorry. I can't type that with a straight face. Oh, the huge manatee, indeed.)

[Carrie]

What did you just call my arms?









(Sorry. I can't type that with a straight face. Oh, the huge manatee, indeed.)

Heh! You never disappoint, my sweet little yum-yum. :D

[Boteroesque Babe]

P.S. It kills me that I can't give you rep for this, but I repped your arms yesterday. Oh, the huge manatee!!!!
In an odd alternate universe twist, I just repped you for wanting to rep me twice in rapid succession. And for saying "oh, the huge manatee." Which never fails to make me pee my pants a little bit.

[Blackjack]

Well, I'm pleased that I can bring a little pants-wetting into the lives of such lovely ladies.

[Carrie]

In an odd alternate universe twist, I just repped you for wanting to rep me twice in rapid succession.

You just blew my mind.

And for saying "oh, the huge manatee." Which never fails to make me pee my pants a little bit.

Definite kudos to Blackjack for all the little peeing he's induced with that line. :bow:

[Blackjack]

Here's something for you all to piss yourselves to, in a size large enough that you can save it to your hard drive.

[Carrie]

Here's something for you all to piss yourselves to, in a size large enough that you can save it to your hard drive.

That's hilarious. :D

But honey, girls don't "piss". We pee. Sometimes if we're feeling particularly dainty we tinkle. I think I may have even made wee a time or two.

[Jes]

That's hilarious. :D

But honey, girls don't "piss". We pee. Sometimes if we're feeling particularly dainty we tinkle. I think I may have even made wee a time or two.
I piddle. Like a puppy.

[Carrie]

I piddle. Like a puppy.

Good girl! And here's a cookie for hitting the paper this time.

[Jes]

Good girl! And here's a cookie for hitting the paper this time.
uh oh. I didn't say I piddled on the PAPER.

[Blackjack]

I confess that after thinking about some things, I'm terrified.

I mean, if I get this broken up over a girl who I hadn't been dating but was planning on asking out, then what's it gonna be like when I get in a relationship and then break up?

Hell... the past few days have just been totally nineteen for me.

[rainyday]

I confess that after thinking about some things, I'm terrified.

I mean, if I get this broken up over a girl who I hadn't been dating but was planning on asking out, then what's it gonna be like when I get in a relationship and then break up?

Hell... the past few days have just been totally nineteen for me.

I confess that yesterday I saw Blackjack_Jeeves talking about his girlfriend and almost posted asking why he was sad about the girl falling in love long distance when he already had a girlfriend. :doh:

[Blackjack]

I confess that yesterday I saw Blackjack_Jeeves talking about his girlfriend and almost posted asking why he was sad about the girl falling in love long distance when he already had a girlfriend. :doh:

LOL!

Actually, I just found out last night that it's not the kid from Montana she's dating, it's a friend of ours. He graduated with me, and I think he either goes to college in New York or here in CT... don't recall which. Maybe Mass.

[MisticalMisty]

I confess that I think I just offended Misty, and I feel really bad about it.

I've been a huge jerk tonight... I'm sorry, folks.


I confess I was offended and my feelings were hurt..but I'm not one to hold a grudge..

[Ryan]

I confess I was offended and my feelings were hurt..but I'm not one to hold a grudge..

I confess that you two should settle this by fighting after school tomorrow. You can charge admission, with all profits going to Dimensions.

[ripley]

I confess that BB's pimpenstock has made me nostalgic for the bike I had when I was a kid. It was yellow and had a kickin' banana seat. :wubu:

[MisticalMisty]

I confess that you two should settle this by fighting after school tomorrow. You can charge admission, with all profits going to Dimensions.
Umm..I'm not mad..lol..I can't fight if there aren't feelings..LOL

[Mini]

I confess that I hate job hunting more than anything else in this godforsaken world. More than mayo, more than decaf coffee, and way more than genocide.

[Santaclear]

Those Birks are FAR too sedate, Carrie. Here. I've pimped 'em out for ya. Complete with deceptively roomy goat basket and handlebar tassels made from real human hair. And it's HoHo powered! (Ya can't have pimp without ho.) I'm afraid I ran out of space before I got the Mr. Pibb dispenser installed. Let's think about a sidecar for that.

Teutul family eat your heart out.

(I confess when people on the phone today have asked what that clicking is, it wasn't me typing notes. It was Project Pimp. Just as important, really.)

Hahahahahahahaha! The HoHos are a nice touch. :) :)

[Ashley]

I confess that these boards are making me sad lately. I always come into a thread after someone has already deleted all the juicy stuff!

*pouts*

I need someone to be my gossip whore so that they can PM me all the weird, rude, and offensive posts before they disappear.

[Thrifty McGriff]

I confess that these boards are making me sad lately. I always come into a thread after someone has already deleted all the juicy stuff!

*pouts*

I need someone to be my gossip whore so that they can PM me all the weird, rude, and offensive posts before they disappear.

Ashley, your signature kicks ass.

Oh, and for a confession, lets say uh... I like to wear a bra in my sleep.

[Blackjack_Jeeves]

I confess I think I'm violating the rules of the (Edited to say THREAD) because I am NOT single....
But the real confession is I feel guilty for confusing others wth a name too similar to Blackjack's. I also confess ignorance as to how to go about changing the name... Is it as simple as going into the Uer CP somewhere?

[rainyday]

I confess that these boards are making me sad lately. I always come into a thread after someone has already deleted all the juicy stuff!

I agree, Ashley. I think we should ask all the offensive begging-to-be-banned posters to post their juicy stuff only at an appointed time so we know when to be here to read it. Say like 8pm PST tonight. Then after 8:30pm it can all be deleted. ;)

I confess I think I'm violating the rules of the (Edited to say THREAD) because I am NOT single....
But the real confession is I feel guilty for confusing others wth a name too similar to Blackjack's.

You can absolve your guilt by simply following the other Blackjack around the board and every time he posts you post too, reiterating that you are not him and he is not you. That should clear it up. :D

[Boteroesque Babe]

I need someone to be my gossip whore so that they can PM me all the weird, rude, and offensive posts before they disappear.
I confess I can actually HEAR the gossip whores rushing to PM Ashley.

[Carrie]

I confess that I am actually giddy at the thought of not having to supervise anyone in about two weeks. They've hired someone to take over my supervisory/management duties so I can concentrate on what I was originally hired to do.

I'm so fricking excited!

[Blackjack]

I confess that I shouldn't be allowed to eat chocolate glazed donuts.

Every time I've had them in the past few weeks, I end up going crazy and laughing non-stop. Last time my mom thought I found her weed stash.

I'm getting all crazy and laughing like a moron and I'm howling out the yelling noise from the start of Zepplin's "Immigrant Song".




...PM me if you really wanna hear it.

[Jes]

I confess that I shouldn't be allowed to eat chocolate glazed donuts.

Every time I've had them in the past few weeks, I end up going crazy and laughing non-stop. Last time my mom thought I found her weed stash.

I'm getting all crazy and laughing like a moron and I'm howling out the yelling noise from the start of Zepplin's "Immigrant Song".




...PM me if you really wanna hear it.

Cue cheesy public svc announcement:

I learned it from you, Dad! I LEARNED IT FROM YOU!

[Blackjack]

I confess that I'm watching Doctor Who, and this Dalek that's on there is totally awesome.

I actually think that Jes might find it hot.

[olivefun]

I actually think that Jes might find it hot.

I confess that I think she's oddly aroused..
LOL

[Jes]

I confess that I'm watching Doctor Who, and this Dalek that's on there is totally awesome.

I actually think that Jes might find it hot.
oh, jes finds it hot, allright. she has a dalek on her computer desk, right next to her boba fett figurine.


NERDLINGER ALERT.

[Blackjack]

oh, jes finds it hot, allright. she has a dalek on her computer desk, right next to her boba fett figurine.


NERDLINGER ALERT.

Didja watch the episode? I like the new series.

This episode with the Dalek was actually amazing, and was pretty touching to me even though I've only seen one other episode of the new series and none of the original ones.

[OpalBBW]

I have a Boba Fett Pez dispenser which I use on a regular basis, even though it's easier to just rip open the package and gobble them up. Also, sometimes when I'm sitting quietly, all the thoughts in my head are neatly arranged as if I were Yoda. (No joke, I have brain issues).

[UberAris]

During a poker game, my friend joe wagered his soul, I won the hand... I am now the proud owner of one 'Joe's Soul'

[Ashley]

I confess that my wardrobe has become out of control. Just tonight I did two loads of red laundry. I luuuurve the color red.

[Carrie]

I confess that I've woken up this morning in an unbelievably fantastic mood.

Life is really good sometimes.

[olivefun]

Spring is grand!

I confess that I love this time of year, the very beginnings of the change of season.http://ca.geocities.com/nbwilderness/photos/clintonia/clintonia.JPG

[Fuzzy]

oh, jes finds it hot, allright. she has a dalek on her computer desk, right next to her boba fett figurine.


NERDLINGER ALERT.

I needs to get me one of them. :)

[Blackjack]

I confess that until today I have never seen a John Wayne movie. However, I am planning on fixing that- I rented True Grit and I'm gonna watch it in a few minutes here.

[Cinda]

Confesses she too watched the dalek episode on SciFi. Also that she used to have every episode of Dr. Who on tape. Exterminnnaaaate!

Also confesses to loving Star Trek, (all versions), Babylon 5 and V.

I do not have a Dalek :( but I have the Lost in SpaceRobot that says Danger, danger Will Robinson; and That does not compute. :D Does that count?

[ripley]

I confess that I can identify the flower in olivefun's last post.

Ditto on the love for spring. :wubu:

[Mini]

I confess that I really want a Glock 17. :(

[Timberwolf]

I confess that I really want a Glock 17. :(

I confess that I don't know what that is.

[Mini]

I confess that I don't know what that is.

It's a 9mm handgun. Combat Tupperware. :p

[herin]

I confess that I haven't taken a shower yet today, nor have I gotten dressed. :rolleyes:

[Blackjack]

I confess that I'm feeling a faint glimmer of selfish hope right now.

The girl who I've brought up before is really pissed at her boyfriend right now, since he stood her up for lunch. I'm kinda hoping that he doesn't have a really good excuse, although I know that's really wrong.

I also found a penny at work tonight. This girl lost one of her uncles to... cancer, I believe. She says that whenever she finds a penny on the ground, it's her uncle saying hi to her. And I dunno- it was kinda strange how I just all of a sudden noticed it. So I'm gonna start collecting the ones I find on the ground- perhaps figure out something to do with them.

[TheSadeianLinguist]

Hey, I'm feeling a faint glimmer of selfish hope too! In my case, it's wanting to have something both ways. :p

[Mini]

Hey, I'm feeling a faint glimmer of selfish hope too! In my case, it's wanting to have something both ways. :p

I confess that I can't help but interpret that dirtily.

[TheSadeianLinguist]

Us poorly understood queers. :p Wah!

[Mini]

Us poorly understood queers. :p Wah!

I confess that yep, that's pretty much where I was headed. :p

[Echoes]

I confess that my grandmother is desperately trying to hook me up with this young man that comes over and helps her out with yardwork and housework from time to time. She asked him to come over tomorrow and help her out with something because she knew I'd be here.

I confess that this makes me paranoid. Does she think I'm really pathetic and incapable of finding a man on my own?

I also confess that I'm not the least bit interested and I'm perfectly content being single for the time being.

[Thrifty McGriff]

I confess that I was extremely pissed off at work yesterday and was wanting to hurt someone badly.

Meanwhile today was busier and I was plodding along with a chipper attitude while a lot of others were frantic and rushed. Funny how my mood swings like a roller coaster at that place.

I confess that I need a new job fast. Yes, this is two confessions in one post. I done broke it I did, yep, uh huh.

[Mini]

I confess that I want this song for my iPod.

http://picard.ytmnd.com/

[Thrifty McGriff]

I confess that I hate YTMND.

For the most part. http://gmanisnotpleased.ytmnd.com/

[Mini]

I confess that I hate that music with a passion best reserved for the Jesus Chainsaw Massacre.

[MisticalMisty]

I confess that I really, really, really need some love-making in my life *sigh*

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/liebe/love-smiley-087.gif

[Thrifty McGriff]

You and me both Misty. :(

[Blackjack]

*Raises hand* Me three! Me three!

[MisticalMisty]

*Raises hand* Me three! Me three!


Wait..are you proposing a threesome?

[Fuzzy]

IC that I'm feeling all angsty. Even after some chocolate cake.

[Blackjack]

Wait..are you proposing a threesome?

Wasn't implying that, but I don't think I'd have any qualms with it.

[Mini]

I confess that I damn near choked on vomit (anyone else ever puke when they laugh too hard?) because of this YTMND: http://batemanwonderfultime.ytmnd.com/

[Ashley]

I confess that I want this song for my iPod.

http://picard.ytmnd.com/

Well, it's in Quicktime, but it's the WHOLE song.

http://hjem.wanadoo.dk/~wan13237/darkmateria_the_picard_song.mp3

[Blackjack]

Well, it's in Quicktime, but it's the WHOLE song.

http://hjem.wanadoo.dk/~wan13237/darkmateria_the_picard_song.mp3

Ashley, I am volunteering to be your slave for a day for giving us this song.

[MisticalMisty]

Wasn't implying that, but I don't think I'd have any qualms with it.
LOL..oh really? very interesting ;)

[Jes]

LOL..oh really? very interesting ;)
IC I wanna watch! We know I have a special place in my heart for ole Niagara and Misty is superspecial.

[TheSadeianLinguist]

I confess it was a terrible mistake to teach Ryan the word "gorp." I confess it was a bigger mistake to let him make it a verb.

[TCUBOB]

I am a single male with the normal heterosexual male sex drive and I've never been to Hooters.

I just don't like chicken wings THAT much....

<wait for it>




<little bit longer>




.....or chicken legs (ba-da-da-CHING)! Thank you, I'm here all week, remember, the 7 PM show is entirely different from the 9 PM show (it gets a little BLUE), try the veal and don't forget to tip the waitstaff!

[Blackjack]

I confess that I am pretty pissed right now.

I had to work today. Strike one. I'd rather be with my family.

I had to come in early, because my co-worker has been having problems with his contacts- he was using the stuff that's been recalled, and recently switched... anyways, I had to come in 2 hours early. Strike two.

This guy and his father just came in demanding to use the phone, as if it was put there solely for their use. Strike three.

And this other kid- no more than 27 or so- comes in, mumbles, doesn't talk over a whisper, "humm mumm...gum." I ask him if all he wants is the gum he's got, he nods and mutters something in agreement. Not too sure, though, since a hawk would have trouble making it out. Strike four.

And how does he pay for this $1.25 pack of gum? Why, with a fucking $50 bill, of course! I mean, honestly- what the hell? Just grab some change out of the oversized SUV assault vehicle you drove up in! Strike five.

I shouldn't even be here today. I'm just gonna close up an hour early, this is pointless.


EDIT: Oh, and I have to read an article on the NYTimes website for class. Unfortunately, to read it costs $4, and I currently have -$320 or so in my bank account, tops.

[Ryan]

I confess it was a terrible mistake to teach Ryan the word "gorp." I confess it was a bigger mistake to let him make it a verb.

I was using it as an adjective, actually. Please stop gorping up my comments. See; that was using it as a verb. ;)

[rainyday]

And this other kid- no more than 27 or so- comes in, mumbles, doesn't talk over a whisper, "humm mumm...gum."

You could have misunderstood and thought he said "gun," hit the secret alarm buzzer, watched the swat team take him down and then found out he'd really only wanted gum. That would have been a whole different kind of bad day. :D

[TheSadeianLinguist]

I was using it as an adjective, actually. Please stop gorping up my comments. See; that was using it as a verb. ;)

It's NOT a verb. It's NOT an adjective! Be NICE! :rolleyes:

[Ryan]

It's NOT a verb. It's NOT an adjective! Be NICE! :rolleyes:

I'm introducing it as slang that can be used as a noun, verb or adjective. Eventually it will be used to often that it will be included in the dictionary!

[TheSadeianLinguist]

You, sir, are a pest!

[Blackjack]

You could have misunderstood and thought he said "gun," hit the secret alarm buzzer, watched the swat team take him down and then found out he'd really only wanted gum. That would have been a whole different kind of bad day. :D

Secret alarm buzzer? Here? Hell, the sinks don't even work right. If there were a "secret alarm buzzer", then I wouldn't trust it to work.

[Ashley]

Ashley, I am volunteering to be your slave for a day for giving us this song.

I reserve the right to take you up on this at a later date. :)

[Thrifty McGriff]

I reserve the right to take you up on this at a later date. :)

Yeah what he said. This song is a riot. Thanks for sharing. :D

[Thrifty McGriff]

I confess that I had a lot of bad thoughts today that would probably get me locked up or thrown into a mental ward if I spoke them. My workplace has the uncanny ability of turning me into Satan-lite.

[Blackjack]

I reserve the right to take you up on this at a later date. :)

Be my guest! I actually kinda look forward to it.

[Zandoz]

I confess that I had a lot of bad thoughts today that would probably get me locked up or thrown into a mental ward if I spoke them. My workplace has the uncanny ability of turning me into Satan-lite.

Welcome to the dark side.