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Carrie
04-17-2006, 06:58 AM
I confess that I am extremely distressed by the news that Largemouth Bass sometimes feed on ducklings.

Blackjack
04-17-2006, 07:31 AM
I'm rather disappointed that nobody seemed to pick up on my Fawlty Towers reference in Jes' sex thread. I mean, it's only one of the funiest shows EVER. Come on, one of you people must've seen it.

Jes
04-17-2006, 07:35 AM
I'm rather disappointed that nobody seemed to pick up on my Fawlty Towers reference in Jes' sex thread. I mean, it's only one of the funiest shows EVER. Come on, one of you people must've seen it.
we got it. well, i did.

Carrie
04-17-2006, 08:16 AM
I'm rather disappointed that nobody seemed to pick up on my Fawlty Towers reference in Jes' sex thread. I mean, it's only one of the funiest shows EVER. Come on, one of you people must've seen it.

I would've gotten it, 'cept I didn't read that thread. It hit a little too close to home. :D

Bit of cheese stuck!

Mini
04-17-2006, 09:51 AM
I confess that www.fstdt.com is the scariest website I have *EVER* seen. THESE PEOPLE CAN FUCKING VOTE.

Y'know, I forget who said it, but the strongest argument against democracy truly is a website full of the lunatic rantings of the average voter.

Boteroesque Babe
04-17-2006, 11:43 AM
I confess that I am extremely distressed by the news that Largemouth Bass sometimes feed on ducklings.
Oh you have just freaked me right out. I'm already half a'scared of fish what have lips. 'Specially the ones with that real grumpy expression. Now I have to think about 'em surfacing to gobble up a sweet feathery poof?

(Congrats on 1006 posts in this thread, by the way. And all without one single mention of rubbing happy fat all over y'self.)

Carrie
04-17-2006, 01:34 PM
Oh you have just freaked me right out. I'm already half a'scared of fish what have lips. 'Specially the ones with that real grumpy expression. Now I have to think about 'em surfacing to gobble up a sweet feathery poof?

I know! But the certain somebody who imparted upon me that particular tidbit of wisdom actually feels really badly for telling me, and freaking you and me out, if that helps at all. :)


(Congrats on 1006 posts in this thread, by the way. And all without one single mention of rubbing happy fat all over y'self.)

Yeah....wonder what I did wrong?

MisticalMisty
04-17-2006, 02:12 PM
I confess that I'm going to see my niece today..alone and I'm scared her mom might try to start shit and I will have to beat her ass..LOL
Good gravy..I sound like a damn redneck.

Blackjack
04-17-2006, 02:17 PM
I confess that in the past half hour I've almost forgotten why it's illegal to kill people, simply becuase so many have pissed me off.

Michelle
04-17-2006, 05:14 PM
I confess I was in a management meeting today and I couldn't resist and got my cell phone out (I was sitting at one end of hte table) and decided to take a picture because I was bored. So I pretended I was looking something up on it and got the perfect picture and when I pressed the button to take it, it made this weird sound and everyone stopped and looked at me and the picture got them looking. It was great and they had no clue what I had done and I had to stifle myself and not burst out laughing because everyone was so serious and I was being such a dork.

rainyday
04-17-2006, 06:26 PM
What was it a picture of, Michelle?

Ryan
04-17-2006, 08:49 PM
I confess that for the last week or so my life has been pretty crappy and stressful (for a number of reasons).

Carrie
04-17-2006, 09:50 PM
I confess that for the last week or so my life has been pretty crappy and stressful (for a number of reasons).

I'm sorry to hear that, Ryan. :(

Carrie
04-17-2006, 09:52 PM
I confess that even landing on "The Real Housewives of Orange County" momentarily while I flip through channels makes my skin positively crawl.

AnnMarie
04-17-2006, 09:53 PM
I confess that even landing on "The Real Housewives of Orange County" momentarily while I flip through channels makes my skin positively crawl.

Agreed. I can't even watch the commercial without feeling something come up in my throat.

Carrie
04-17-2006, 09:55 PM
Agreed. I can't even watch the commercial without feeling something come up in my throat.

A-fricking-men, lady. Repulsive.

Fuzzy
04-17-2006, 09:55 PM
No doubt. How about the Real Bridges of Madison County...

swamptoad
04-18-2006, 12:08 AM
I confess that I miss a reading a lot of everyone's random confessions.

That was a kick pair of shoes with Good Year Tires.

Who posted that...was it BB or Carrie?

Krazy Kewl, even.

*hahaha*

I also confess that currently I have 12 posts in The Lounge thread.

...kinda shocked myself..... *now I feel odd*

TheSadeianLinguist
04-18-2006, 12:21 AM
I confess that I am extremely distressed by the news that Largemouth Bass sometimes feed on ducklings.

I confess when I read that, I actually said out loud, "NO EAT DUCKIES!" Luckily, I was alone.

Echoes
04-18-2006, 02:32 AM
I confess that I'm going to spend the day out by myself. I'm thinking of heading over to Vicksburg and touring the Civil War park for the hundredth time. I'll probably drop by and tour the Cedar Grove Inn and go down to the Riverfront Park to take some pictures. This will be the first time I've done something alone in a long time.

Timberwolf
04-18-2006, 02:36 AM
I confess that swamptoad's name always reminds me of these mushrooms in the Mario games. I often smile, then. ;)

swamptoad
04-18-2006, 05:43 AM
I confess that I'm going to spend the day out by myself. I'm thinking of heading over to Vicksburg and touring the Civil War park for the hundredth time. I'll probably drop by and tour the Cedar Grove Inn and go down to the Riverfront Park to take some pictures. This will be the first time I've done something alone in a long time.


Echoes, I confess that I would really love to see some of the pictures. I bet they will really be awesome. Photography is pretty fun, I think. Perhaps I'll go out alone and take pictures and later share some of the pictures that I've taken with this community. :bow: :)

Jes
04-18-2006, 05:45 AM
A-fricking-men, lady. Repulsive.
I confess I know you 2 both secretly watch this show and are just denouncing it publicly to aid in your campaigns.

Carrie
04-18-2006, 06:09 AM
I confess I know you 2 both secretly watch this show and are just denouncing it publicly to aid in your campaigns.

You got me. I tape every episode.

I have a campaign now?

Jes
04-18-2006, 06:18 AM
You got me. I tape every episode.

I have a campaign now?
TiVO

You're running for the Mayor of HotTown.
But you'll NEVER unseat me!

TheSadeianLinguist
04-18-2006, 08:25 AM
I confess that for the last week or so my life has been pretty crappy and stressful (for a number of reasons).

I confess I'm sorry I've added to this. I also confess your week's going to be really crappy once you get that package I sent filled with old souse soaked in Natty Light.

Jane
04-18-2006, 09:02 AM
I confess when I read that, I actually said out loud, "NO EAT DUCKIES!" Luckily, I was alone.
But Chippy seemed to be influencing your thinking. Chippy mental osmosis.....that scares me.

OpalBBW
04-18-2006, 09:05 AM
I confess that swamptoad's name always reminds me of these mushrooms in the Mario games. I often smile, then. ;)
I confess that I love Mario and I think he's cute. That music gets stuck in my head quite often.:doh:

mejix
04-18-2006, 06:03 PM
this friend in college would always tell me this story about a time that an older bbw picked him up at a restaurant and they had wild mind blowing sex. the thing is that he would repeat this story over and over, some times out of the blue for no particular reason and never add anything significant, as if he wanted to see my reaction. i was amused by this because 1. i hadnt told him i was an fa and 2. he definitively wasn't and fa. so one day im laughing telling my friend in college that my roomate was out of town and i had -as caring roomates do- gone through his personal stuff. my friend in college just rolled his eyes to the sky and tells me that one time i was out of the apartment another roomate of mine had gone through my stuff and had read my private journals.

the thing is that it wasn't until severals years later, in another country, some time late at night when i slapped my forehead and said: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah so thats why my friend in college kept repeating the story. the bastards.




*

MisticalMisty
04-18-2006, 06:07 PM
I confess that I hate my new tweezers..my eyebrows hurt :( I also confess that I have to buy a new digital camera. The one I got for my birthday last year was stolen :(

Michelle
04-18-2006, 06:09 PM
What was it a picture of, Michelle?

It was a picture of everyone at the 20 foot conference table looking at me cuz my camera made a silly sound when the shutter opened. :)

Carrie
04-18-2006, 06:14 PM
Sugar free pudding? Actually not half bad.

rainyday
04-18-2006, 06:19 PM
It was a picture of everyone at the 20 foot conference table looking at me cuz my camera made a silly sound when the shutter opened. :)

You could hire yourself out as corporate entertainment. :p

AnnMarie
04-18-2006, 06:21 PM
I confess that I hate my new tweezers..my eyebrows hurt :( I also confess that I have to buy a new digital camera. The one I got for my birthday last year was stolen :(


I just got a new one, should be here tomorrow if shipping complies. If you want any tips/advice, feel free... I researched a LOT and have some good professional review sites.

:)

MisticalMisty
04-18-2006, 06:23 PM
I just got a new one, should be here tomorrow if shipping complies. If you want any tips/advice, feel free... I researched a LOT and have some good professional review sites.

:)
That would be great..I have my eye on a Kodak one that seems to be pretty spiffy. I can't spend more than 250 is my only problem. I may have to choose between a camera or a few more bikinis. DAMN THIEF..lol

Zandoz
04-18-2006, 06:25 PM
Sugar free pudding? Actually not half bad.

Pammie occasionally gets me sugar free tapioca or rice pudding...both pretty good...at least to me.

AnnMarie
04-18-2006, 06:25 PM
That would be great..I have my eye on a Kodak one that seems to be pretty spiffy. I can't spend more than 250 is my only problem. I may have to choose between a camera or a few more bikinis. DAMN THIEF..lol


I was strictly looking for a good ultracompact (I miss too many photo moments by not having my camera in my purse), and I got a 6mp for $299 (lists for about 350) with free shipping.

I'll drop you a PM with some links and stuff so you can poke around.

Blackjack
04-18-2006, 07:26 PM
Whenever I read TSL's member title I always think it says "daughter of SancheZ".

Jes
04-18-2006, 08:32 PM
this friend in college would always tell me this story about a time that an older bbw picked him up at a restaurant and they had wild mind blowing sex. the thing is that he would repeat this story over and over, some times out of the blue for no particular reason and never add anything significant, as if he wanted to see my reaction. i was amused by this because 1. i hadnt told him i was an fa and 2. he definitively wasn't and fa. so one day im laughing telling my friend in college that my roomate was out of town and i had -as caring roomates do- gone through his personal stuff. my friend in college just rolled his eyes to the sky and tells me that one time i was out of the apartment another roomate of mine had gone through my stuff and had read my private journals.

the thing is that it wasn't until severals years later, in another country, some time late at night when i slapped my forehead and said: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah so thats why my friend in college kept repeating the story. the bastards.




*
Wait. I need a slap on the forehead b/c I don't Quite get it. Roommate was...what. Waiting for you to admit something? Or waiting for you to say: wait a second, that's MY story, how did you know? or what, exactly? What was the desired response?

rainyday
04-18-2006, 08:48 PM
Deleted because I just realized you were asking a different question than I thought you were. :doh:

Mini
04-18-2006, 09:23 PM
I confess that while I'm glad to be back, I'm rather bummed that someone else won't be.:doh:

AnnMarie
04-18-2006, 09:25 PM
I confess that while I'm glad to be back, I'm rather bummed that someone else won't be.:doh:

Hopefully time will heal that as well. A PM couldn't hurt. Glad to see you.

olivefun
04-18-2006, 11:01 PM
Wait. I need a slap on the forehead b/c I don't Quite get it. Roommate was...what. Waiting for you to admit something? Or waiting for you to say: wait a second, that's MY story, how did you know? or what, exactly? What was the desired response?

Roommate was reading a journal I believe and learned a secret about someone's interest in BBWs.

olivefun
04-18-2006, 11:03 PM
Mini,
We missed you when you were away. I am confessing that I am glad to have you back.

Olive

TheSadeianLinguist
04-19-2006, 12:40 AM
I confess I'm taking a little time off the boards to take care of some real life crap. I also confess real life crap (like work and looking for a mortuary school) shouldn't apply to princesses like me. :(

Jes
04-19-2006, 05:53 AM
Roommate was reading a journal I believe and learned a secret about someone's interest in BBWs.
yes, yes. I get that! But what was the point of the continual storytelling--what was Mejix's specific response supposed to be, is my question, which I asked. I am cranky this morning.

ThatFatGirl
04-19-2006, 07:44 AM
I confess I'm surprised only 9 people other than myself have clicked on my thread about animal shelters. I assumed there were more animal lovers in this group!

It is a depressing subject of course...

AnnMarie
04-19-2006, 07:56 AM
I confess that today is a day that is changing my life forever, and I have no idea how to deal with it.

Mini
04-19-2006, 08:10 AM
I confess that today is a day that is changing my life forever, and I have no idea how to deal with it.

I confess that I really hope it's for the better. Need to talk at all?

Oh, and I also confess that Cream is one of the greatest bands ever, and if you disagree, you are wrong.

ValentineBBW
04-19-2006, 08:34 AM
I confess that I'm home sick today (and yesterday) and I've gone way past disliking my bathroom to downright hating it.

moonvine
04-19-2006, 08:38 AM
I confess that I can't make a decision as to what color to paint my walls, nor to what floor coverings to use. I'm so indecisive.:(

ThatFatGirl
04-19-2006, 08:42 AM
I have two confessions:

1. I confess I went to Walgreen's on Monday for a last minute Border's gift card for someone and ended up buying 50% off Easter candy (Fannie May eggs, Reese's eggs, Cadbury eggs, etc.) and I'm fighting an urge to run back after work tonight and buy more. I need this like a hole in the head. Hopefully they are out of the good stuff.

2. I'm wasting far too much time on this website today and should be focusing on my work.

moonvine
04-19-2006, 08:43 AM
I confess that I still have leftover candy from Halloween.

OpalBBW
04-19-2006, 08:59 AM
I confess that even though I have a guy in my life, I've still been getting dressed up just to get some attention from strangers. It's pathetic, but I can't help it.

olivefun
04-19-2006, 09:37 AM
I confess that today is a day that is changing my life forever, and I have no idea how to deal with it.

You will deal with it as you deal with everything else, with a sense of humour and grace hopefully.
I confess that I want to know what is going on with annMarie and hope it is good news.

rainyday
04-19-2006, 12:05 PM
I confess I'm surprised only 9 people other than myself have clicked on my thread about animal shelters. I assumed there were more animal lovers in this group!

It is a depressing subject of course...

I didn't click on the post because it said "video." Video links usually kill my browser and even when they load I can't view them for some reason (despite having all the plug-ins it says I'm missing). Bums me out often.

MisticalMisty
04-19-2006, 05:51 PM
I confess that since gas hit 2.89 a gallon today and I drive a blazer 40 miles roundtrip..I may pay it off and purchase something new...GOOD GRAVY..I'll never move at this rate :(

EvilPrincess
04-19-2006, 06:52 PM
I confess that today I either made an FA's day or scared a poor jogger to death.

Scenario One:

I was driving down a residential street on my way home from work when I noticed a male jogging on the side of the road. He looked over and kept looking (taking his eye off the road), and kept looking. As I glanced in my rear-view mirror he was still looking, and just then, he tripped over the curb.

Scenario Two:

I was driving down a residential street on my way home from work and the Giant Princess (me) in the Giant Princess-Mobile (entirely too large very red SUV) scared this poor guy. He was so shook up by seeing this, he tripped over the curb.


<okay the real confession, either way, I thought it was funny and giggled.... does that make me a bad person?>

FreeThinker
04-19-2006, 07:17 PM
<okay the real confession, either way, I thought it was funny and giggled.... does that make me a bad person?>No, merely EVIL.

I confess that I am very nervous about making typos since I posted so cockily (long ago) that I don't use spell-check.

Zandoz
04-19-2006, 07:22 PM
Ok...I confess I talked my wife out of getting vanity plates, even though I wanted them.

Fuzzy
04-19-2006, 08:05 PM
IC that I want to see United 93 (http://www.united93movie.com/index.php)

AnnMarie
04-19-2006, 09:13 PM
I confess I'm only 3 points from 5 cans, and since I can't control a single other thing in my life right now... I want them.

Fuzzy
04-19-2006, 09:16 PM
I can't give you any more rep... I need to spread it around first... And I think I put Tina over the top...

AnnMarie
04-19-2006, 09:16 PM
You will deal with it as you deal with everything else, with a sense of humour and grace hopefully.
I confess that I want to know what is going on with annMarie and hope it is good news.

It's not, although I wish it was. It seems my parents are splitting up - 37 years, and poof. I'm a zombie, just going through the motions right about now.

Stormy
04-19-2006, 09:19 PM
I confess that I wouldn’t have anything to do with my family if we weren’t related. We have little in common. I’m thinking about withholding my new contact information from them when I move soon. I avoided them for several years before and am thinking that resurfacing was a mistake.

Fuzzy
04-19-2006, 09:24 PM
It's not, although I wish it was. It seems my parents are splitting up - 37 years, and poof. I'm a zombie, just going through the motions right about now.

:(
..................................

ripley
04-19-2006, 10:17 PM
It's not, although I wish it was. It seems my parents are splitting up - 37 years, and poof. I'm a zombie, just going through the motions right about now.


(((((AnnMarie)))))

My parents divorced after 32 years of marriage. I was 15 or so when they split...a tough age to be going through anything. It was very hard. But we got through it, and things are good now.

Hang in there, we're here for you.

rainyday
04-20-2006, 12:05 AM
I confess that all day long l day long I thought today was Thursday. On the one hand I feel like a :doh:. On the other hand, I now have two more days to finish something I thought I had to have done tomorrow. :)

As of one minute ago it IS Thursday. I'm clear on this now.

Zandoz
04-20-2006, 08:18 AM
It's not, although I wish it was. It seems my parents are splitting up - 37 years, and poof. I'm a zombie, just going through the motions right about now.

{{{{{{Ann Marie}}}}}} Try to keep in mind that you can neither account for nor control their feelings and actions...nor they yours. The best you can do for now is doing for you. They have to work this out to what ever conclusion on their own.

olivefun
04-20-2006, 08:30 AM
{{{{{{Ann Marie}}}}}} Try to keep in mind that you can neither account for nor control their feelings and actions...nor they yours. The best you can do for now is doing for you. They have to work this out to what ever conclusion on their own.


It is shocking Ann Marie, but in order for them to let you know, they have likely been torturing themselves, now is a good time to let them know how much you feel for them, each one.
Do not take sides, but be strong.
Treat yourself to something to fill your own well.

There are likely some very positive things for you to find despite how bleak things look to you right now.

It will for sure get easier (and harder too).
You are stronger than you know.

Whenever I feel as though I am scraping the bottom of the barrel I am astonished that the bottom seems to go way deeper than I initially thought.

Good luck with this

and I wish you peace.

mejix
04-20-2006, 12:50 PM
i had to google "discharge" to make sure i understood the evil evil gals at the underwear thread.

last week i learned that a glory hole is also a furnace for glass making. who would've thought?

so yes, my vocabulary is improving these days.

rainyday
04-20-2006, 01:20 PM
i had to google "discharge" to make sure i understood the evil evil gals at the underwear thread.

last week i learned that a glory hole is also a furnace for glass making. who would've thought?

so yes, my vocabulary is improving these days.

Don't feel bad. A couple days ago I had to look up "felching" at Urbandictionary.com. Afterward I was kind of sorry I did.

moonvine
04-20-2006, 03:57 PM
I confess that I am unreasonably excited that a Costco is opening near me June 1.

Blackjack
04-20-2006, 04:45 PM
I confess that I haven't had a decent orgasm in days.

olivefun
04-20-2006, 04:50 PM
I confess that I haven't had a decent orgasm in days.

Poor baby.

Have you ever heard the expression Don't count your money before the poor?


I am confessing that I have no sympathy for Blackjack.

Blackjack
04-20-2006, 04:55 PM
Poor baby.

Have you ever heard the expression Don't count your money before the poor?


I am confessing that I have no sympathy for Blackjack.

Wasn't asking for sympathy, just noting it.

And no, I've never heard that expression.

AnnMarie
04-20-2006, 05:05 PM
I confess that I haven't had a decent orgasm in days.

Isn't decent all relative in those terms? I mean... if it happens, how bad could it be?? :)

I haven't had one from another person in a VERY long time.... wouldn't mind getting back on the horse in that respect.

Blackjack
04-20-2006, 05:53 PM
Isn't decent all relative in those terms? I mean... if it happens, how bad could it be?? :)

I haven't had one from another person in a VERY long time.... wouldn't mind getting back on the horse in that respect.

I was gonna comment, but... I think it's best that I don't go into this.

Just know that they're damn lousy orgasms, and they make me feel like I wasted a lot of time for nothin'.

Jes
04-20-2006, 07:53 PM
Remember the time Samantha lost hers, on Sex and the City? Well...like that. Uh huh.

ThatFatGirl
04-20-2006, 07:53 PM
I confess it's nearly 10:00 p.m. and I am sitting here in the office at work as steam cleaners are doing our floors and chairs AND I WANT TO GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!! This wasn't supposed to be my gig tonight, but the guy that was supposed to stay couldn't stay past 7:30, so I went home and let my dog out to pee, changed into more comfy clothes and came back. I'm going nuts. I miss my comfy couch. I miss my dog and cat. I miss my bowl of Easter chocolate conveniently located to the left of my monitor at home. I miss my 2 liter bottle of Diet Sunkist orange soda. I want to be in my nightie lounging on the sofa, falling asleep waiting for my boyfriend to call in the next hour and a half. The most evil aspect of this: I have to be back here in 10.5 hours. This sucks ass.

ripley
04-20-2006, 10:15 PM
I confess that djewell's "I'm back" thread being right above MisticalMisty's "Where are you?" thread right now kinda tickled my funny bone.



Yeah. Little things amuse me sometimes.

Santaclear
04-20-2006, 10:33 PM
I confess I was in a management meeting today and I couldn't resist and got my cell phone out (I was sitting at one end of the table) and decided to take a picture because I was bored. So I pretended I was looking something up on it and got the perfect picture and when I pressed the button to take it, it made this weird sound and everyone stopped and looked at me and the picture got them looking. It was great and they had no clue what I had done and I had to stifle myself and not burst out laughing because everyone was so serious and I was being such a dork.

I like this story, Michelle. No idea what your workplace is like but I picture a bunch of really serious guys in suits talking in hushed tones and suddenly they hear this sound.
If I worked there I'd probably bring hand puppets to the meetings and put on little (quiet) shows for myself during the boring parts.

Blackjack
04-21-2006, 04:35 PM
I confess that I'm in a lousy mood today, and I'm letting everyone know. Whether it's subtly or overtly, I'm sure they can tell.

I confess that I've had enough of this damn worthless dead-end job and I'm going to quit as soon as I can.

I confess that I'm pissed off about my friend working tomorrow night when she said she'd go see Silent Hill with me. I'm not seeing it alone, and there isn't really anyone else I can ask.

mejix
04-21-2006, 05:25 PM
my thought for the day:

chihuahuas are fa's

~~

Mini
04-21-2006, 05:26 PM
I confess that I'm really bad at Tekken 5, but I play it obsessively anyway.

MisticalMisty
04-21-2006, 05:29 PM
I confess I'm totally and completely bummed that my bikini didn't fit today..:( Hopefully I can send the top back and get it bigger..DAMN I'm fat..why didn't someome tell me?

Timberwolf
04-21-2006, 07:50 PM
I must confess that my humor took a vacation - without asking. He just sneaked away. Completely.
I think I shouldn't have watched this 9/11 thing.
That seemingly scared the little rest of my humor - that normally stays with me - away...
Hope he'll be back soon. It's such an empty feeling without. Sadly it seems like he took my creativity with him.
If anybody has seen them (humor started creeping away about a week ago), I would appreciate it, if you'd let me know.
Thank you in advance.

Michelle
04-21-2006, 09:03 PM
I like this story, Michelle. No idea what your workplace is like but I picture a bunch of really serious guys in suits talking in hushed tones and suddenly they hear this sound.
If I worked there I'd probably bring hand puppets to the meetings and put on little (quiet) shows for myself during the boring parts.

Thanks for the hand-puppet tip. I shall remember that for the leadership meeting next month. And funny you should mention hand puppets. I was on the road four days this week and was doing a training supervision on Thursday. By this time, I was getting pretty punchy. The office I was in had some Christmas decorations stored in back where you had to walk past to get water. One of them was a gingerbreak man on springs. It was cool because when you pressed down on his head, he just sorta wobble-hopped a couple of steps forward. He looked REALLY dumb and goofy. Long story short, he ended up in the meeting room and was quite busy in there for a while. :) (I have to watch myself - I need my job and don't have a grocery cart)

Timberwolf
04-22-2006, 08:12 AM
I must confess that my humor took a vacation - without asking. He just sneaked away. Completely.
I think I shouldn't have watched this 9/11 thing.
That seemingly scared the little rest of my humor - that normally stays with me - away...
Hope he'll be back soon. It's such an empty feeling without. Sadly it seems like he took my creativity with him.
If anybody has seen them (humor started creeping away about a week ago), I would appreciate it, if you'd let me know.
Thank you in advance.NEWS:
OK, my creativity is coming back by itself.
But my humor is still on the run. Anybody who helps me getting it back, will be rewarded with some rep. (That's all I have to offer, sorry guys!)

Jes
04-22-2006, 01:05 PM
NEWS:
OK, my creativity is coming back by itself.
But my humor is still on the run. Anybody who helps me getting it back, will be rewarded with some rep. (That's all I have to offer, sorry guys!)
Good luck with that. I confess I spent almost all of yesterday in my cubicle fighting off tears (save for the hour I went to see bela fleck and the flecktone's live broadcast on WXPN) and I'm dragging, today. I just don't see the point of a lot of stuff.

MsGreenLantern
04-22-2006, 01:28 PM
I will confess that I have so many unpacked boxes in my room from my move yesterday that I can't walk to my door right now...I'm feeling a tad overwhelmed. :shocked:

Blackjack
04-22-2006, 01:38 PM
I confess that I feel like doing a storyboard-type thing for slow, sad songs ("My City of Ruins" by Bruce Springsteen, "Delicate" by Damien Rice), and maybe later turning them into music videos of a sort.

Mini
04-22-2006, 03:01 PM
I confess that I watched Tom Yum Goong on Google Video this afternoon. It wasn't dubbed or subbed, but the gist of it is as follows: A man avenges his elephant's death by breaking every arm in Australia.

MissToodles
04-22-2006, 03:32 PM
I confess that I paid a penny (1 cent folks!) at the "pay as you wish" hours at the Whitney museum. Why did I do it? I wanted to see the reaction of the clerk. I'm not usually so cheap.

Blackjack
04-22-2006, 03:49 PM
I confess that I watched Tom Yum Goong on Google Video this afternoon. It wasn't dubbed or subbed, but the gist of it is as follows: A man avenges his elephant's death by breaking every arm in Australia.

Come on now, his wife couldn't have been THAT fat.

Mini
04-22-2006, 03:55 PM
Come on now, his wife couldn't have been THAT fat.

No, it was actually an elephant. Y'know, tusks, trunk, big fuckin' head? :p

MisticalMisty
04-22-2006, 03:57 PM
I confess that i'm not sure if I like my new avatar

olivefun
04-22-2006, 04:13 PM
I confess that I watched Tom Yum Goong on Google Video this afternoon.

i confess that this made me hungry for Thai soup..
Tom Yum soup...

http://www.post-gazette.com/food/19990919thai2a.asp

Tom Yum Soup

2 tablespoons Tom Yum paste (a spicy Thai paste)
1 quart water
One stalk lemon grass, cut into small pieces, and flattened with the back of a knife
1/2 teaspoon salt
3-4 pieces of Thai ginger, shaved
1/2 pound chopped skinless chicken breast
2 tablespoons fish sauce
1 teaspoon sugar
2 tablespoons lime or lemon juice
Four to five lemon leaves
1 cup button mushrooms
1/2 teaspoon chili powder (more or less, depending on how hot you want it)

Dissolve Tom Yum paste in water and bring to a boil. Add salt, lemon grass, ginger and chicken. Let the soup boil until chicken is done.

Add fish sauce, lime juice, sugar, lemon leaves, chili powder and roughly chopped mushrooms. Cook about 2 minutes. Before serving, add some fresh cilantro.

Makes 4-6 servings.

ah, sometimes everything makes me think of food.:eat1:

ThatFatGirl
04-22-2006, 04:14 PM
I confess I miss posts by TheSadeianLinguist. Hope she returns soon.

MisticalMisty
04-22-2006, 04:28 PM
I confess that I wasn't really keen on that avatar.


I also confess..that I really, really, really wish someone was aching for my bacon

Jes
04-22-2006, 04:34 PM
I confess that I wasn't really keen on that avatar.


I also confess..that I really, really, really wish someone was aching for my bacon
You make good bacon, Misty? Tell us more! :)

olivefun
04-22-2006, 04:39 PM
Just mentioning bacon makes me hungry.

I made some awesome bacon today.
At the organic market on Thursday I bought some awesome organic bacon. It is the best. Way different than the commercial grocery store stuff.

Unfortunately, I can still smell the bacon in the house no matter how much incense I burn and have had doors and windows open.

MisticalMisty
04-22-2006, 04:41 PM
You make good bacon, Misty? Tell us more! :)
I am good bacon ;) But I guess I can cook a mean bacon too..lol

Blackjack
04-22-2006, 07:34 PM
I confess that I wasn't really keen on that avatar.


I also confess..that I really, really, really wish someone was aching for my bacon

Well, I wouldn't exactly say I'm achin' for it, but I'd sure like to taste a bit.

I confess that I want a good revolver. Widowmaker, maybe. I've always wanted one, just was never very vocal about it.

"We deal in lead, friend."

Pink
04-22-2006, 08:11 PM
I confess that my back hurts so bad lately that I just want to cry and stay in bed but I'm not telling my family who will insist I see a doctor.
doctors=telling me to lose weight

Blackjack
04-22-2006, 08:14 PM
I confess that if it wasn't for the boyfriend, I'd tell her how I feel.

dan
04-22-2006, 08:30 PM
After reading Pinks back problems I must confess being a true FA and posting on these boards that I do often feel guilty about promotion of loving all the sexy fat girls knowing how it POSSIBLY could be a health issue. Please health first..Now I will say 6 hail Marys and go to sleep..

BBWMoon
04-22-2006, 09:46 PM
I confess that my parents will never know I have type II. I will never tell them.

Mini
04-22-2006, 10:07 PM
Well, I wouldn't exactly say I'm achin' for it, but I'd sure like to taste a bit.

I confess that I want a good revolver. Widowmaker, maybe. I've always wanted one, just was never very vocal about it.

"We deal in lead, friend."

You want one of these.

For when you absolutely, positively must kill a man, the man behind him, and the elephant across the street behind the engine block.

herin
04-22-2006, 10:11 PM
I confess that I slept 18 hours today. I must be sick or sumthin. :(

Blackjack
04-23-2006, 05:28 AM
You want one of these.

For when you absolutely, positively must kill a man, the man behind him, and the elephant across the street behind the engine block.

Damn right. That's a nice gun.

I think I was misinformed before, though. The gun I had my eye on wasn't a widowmaker, as someone told me, so now all I'd have to go by is pictures.

EDIT: Oh, and I confess that I'm so hungry right now that I'm considering eating my keyboard.

Ashley
04-23-2006, 08:06 PM
I confess that I'm having a really hard time of it lately.

Miss Vickie
04-23-2006, 10:05 PM
I must confess that I'm girlishly delighted that I have three cans now. And even moreso that some of my favoritest people pushed me over the edge.

:wubu: :wubu: :wubu:

Carrie
04-24-2006, 05:03 AM
I confess that I'm having a really hard time of it lately.

Hugs to you, Ash.

TheSadeianLinguist
04-24-2006, 10:42 AM
I confess that I'm having a really hard time of it lately.

I confess I'm sorry. :(

Carrie
04-24-2006, 10:52 AM
I confess that the ruckus going on on the main board is making me yearn for one of those tee-shirts that says, "How about a nice hot cup of SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP?".

See, I'm not always nice and sunny.

Blackjack
04-24-2006, 11:00 AM
I confess that the ruckus going on on the main board is making me yearn for one of those tee-shirts that says, "How about a nice hot cup of SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP?".

See, I'm not always nice and sunny.

Would a picture suffice?

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/4492/stfulumbergh9ri6rl.jpg

Carrie
04-24-2006, 11:07 AM
Would a picture suffice?



Ohhhhhh.....you just TOTALLY made my day. :)

Mini
04-24-2006, 11:08 AM
I prefer Domokun's take:

Carrie
04-24-2006, 11:31 AM
I prefer Domokun's take:

That'll work quite nicely, too. :)

MisticalMisty
04-24-2006, 05:13 PM
I confess that I had a really great time last night......and I can still taste the kisses.

herin
04-24-2006, 05:15 PM
Oh?? Kisses??? Do tell!

I confess that I am nosy. :D

MisticalMisty
04-24-2006, 05:22 PM
Oh?? Kisses??? Do tell!

I confess that I am nosy. :D
I can't..I've said too much already..it's my first date in over a year..I don't want to jinx the good mojo :)

Jane
04-24-2006, 06:28 PM
I confess that the ruckus going on on the main board is making me yearn for one of those tee-shirts that says, "How about a nice hot cup of SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP?".

See, I'm not always nice and sunny.
Okay, you made me laugh, and I've been working VERY HARD on staying mad all day.

Miss Vickie
04-24-2006, 07:04 PM
I confess that the ruckus going on on the main board is making me yearn for one of those tee-shirts that says, "How about a nice hot cup of SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP?".

See, I'm not always nice and sunny.

Yeah, we see that. But we love you best when you're not nice and sunny. What's sugar without a bit of spice??

Thanks for the giggle. :)

EvilPrincess
04-24-2006, 07:07 PM
I confess I am still sick <achoo, cough cough> and I am so very tired of it. I'm probably contagious, but I don't care mmmwwhwhwhahahahahah, the world needs to suffer with me.

herin
04-24-2006, 07:14 PM
I confess that the ruckus going on on the main board is making me yearn for one of those tee-shirts that says, "How about a nice hot cup of SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP?".
See, I'm not always nice and sunny.

Okay, you made me laugh, and I've been working VERY HARD on staying mad all day.

Here you go ladies!
5434

ripley
04-24-2006, 10:18 PM
I think I am on this board/posting too much. :(

olivefun
04-24-2006, 10:22 PM
I think I am on this board/posting too much. :(

I think i am glad you post on this board

ScreamingChicken
04-24-2006, 11:32 PM
I confess that I am starting to panic about not being able to to secure a job after being laid off more than five months ago. In the words of Tommy Shaw "Give me a job, give me security, give me a chance to survive. I'm just a poor soul in the unemployment line, my God i'm hardly alive."

UberAris
04-25-2006, 12:11 AM
I confess that the thought of all this graphic Violence is makeing me giddy as a prom queen!


http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a332/rabidgoalie/showpromo_tvbabies.jpg

Santaclear
04-25-2006, 02:50 AM
I think I am on this board/posting too much. :(

I enjoy you being here, Ripley. :)

Fuzzy
04-25-2006, 12:11 PM
I enjoy you being here, Ripley. :)

Ditto that. :)

Jes
04-25-2006, 01:36 PM
I confess I just fired off a feisty missive to mystical misty. someone had better talk to momma, or someone will be very, very sorry.

rainyday
04-25-2006, 01:44 PM
I confess I just fired off a feisty missive to mystical misty. someone had better talk to momma, or someone will be very, very sorry.

:D Thank you, Jes.

Mini
04-25-2006, 02:20 PM
I confess that I hate myself, and I'm kinda-sorta hoping to be struck down by a lightning bolt, or a pickup truck, or an elephant. Something big.

Timberwolf
04-25-2006, 03:11 PM
What about a meteorologist, err, meteorite?

__________________________________________ <-- divides two different themes...

I confess that I am curious.

olivefun
04-25-2006, 03:33 PM
I confess that I hate myself, and I'm kinda-sorta hoping to be struck down by a lightning bolt, or a pickup truck, or an elephant. Something big.


I confess that I thought Mini's post was pretty frightening ...
that was until I read his signature.



Sex is nothing more than masturbation with the threat of a paternity suit.

Now, that is really sad and scary.

rainyday
04-25-2006, 06:41 PM
I confess that I hate myself, and I'm kinda-sorta hoping to be struck down by a lightning bolt, or a pickup truck, or an elephant. Something big.

What about a meteorologist, err, meteorite?

I think Al Roker's probably too thin now to do the job.

olivefun
04-25-2006, 06:43 PM
I confess that I really like elephants.

MisticalMisty
04-25-2006, 07:09 PM
I confess that I am really nervous that I jumped the gun on saying anything about my date......because I'm not really sure there will be a second.


I confess that I hate the fact that my mind rushes things like this...why can't my brain not rush me into a relationship with this guy and just enjoy what it is..or what it was...ACK..I need a brain transplant I think.

Jes
04-25-2006, 07:35 PM
I confess I hear ya, girl. The mind is a terrible thing to have, especially at a time like this. Just...do your best not to think of it, and don't make any decisions. Go with the flow.

Though totally tell us more. Realize that you have an obligation to your fan base, here at Dimensions. Once you've opened your pie hole, you need to let a lot of filling spill out of it.

There are only 3 cases in which you are to keep quiet:
1. Matters of national security
2. When the info is about another member of the boards (this should be mailed privately and IMMEDIATELY to me for vetting)
3. If I already know the info and it doesn't interest me

That's about it. Every other case? Post details and, when possible, ASCII art renditions of what is going on. Or, in this case, goin' awn (I wish I could embed a wocka wocka chicka wocka wocka .wav soundtrack here)

MisticalMisty
04-25-2006, 07:39 PM
I confess I hear ya, girl. The mind is a terrible thing to have, especially at a time like this. Just...do your best not to think of it, and don't make any decisions. Go with the flow.

Though totally tell us more. Realize that you have an obligation to your fan base, here at Dimensions. Once you've opened your pie hole, you need to let a lot of filling spill out of it.

There are only 3 cases in which you are to keep quiet:
1. Matters of national security
2. When the info is about another member of the boards (this should be mailed privately and IMMEDIATELY to me for vetting)
3. If I already know the info and it doesn't interest me

That's about it. Every other case? Post details and, when possible, ASCII art renditions of what is going on. Or, in this case, goin' awn (I wish I could embed a wocka wocka chicka wocka wocka .wav soundtrack here)


Girl..I gave you a whole thread..Details for Jes..what else do you want from me :p

Blackjack
04-25-2006, 07:43 PM
If I had more money, I'd go out and live a little.

steely
04-25-2006, 07:57 PM
I confess that the thought of someone being run down by a meteoroligist is the best laugh I've had in days.Thanks:D

Fuzzy
04-25-2006, 08:01 PM
I confess that I miss that little baby. I confess that I'll probably always will.

Ryan
04-25-2006, 08:03 PM
I confess that I'm *trying* to take some time off from Dimensions to take care of some things I've been neglecting, but I'm having a hard time staying away because you people are so interesting.

EvilPrincess
04-25-2006, 08:04 PM
I was mean today, I know it, I would probably do it all over again. I will probably be mean tomorrow..... <sigh>

Fuzzy
04-25-2006, 08:04 PM
Ryan: I repped you for that, but I hit enter before I could type "Back to ya, and more of it."

Timberwolf
04-25-2006, 08:46 PM
I was mean today, I know it, I would probably do it all over again. I will probably be mean tomorrow..... <sigh>
I guess that is the fate of an evil princess...:D

Ashley
04-25-2006, 11:56 PM
I confess that I'm officially finished with college, and, more than anything, I'm bummed. Now I have to get my crap together, because the whole "dumb kid" act doesn't really work when you have a college degree.*



*There are some notable exceptions, but..eh, you get it.

UberAris
04-26-2006, 12:08 AM
I confess that more then anything at this very moment, I want to be in Anderson Indiana

TheSadeianLinguist
04-26-2006, 12:30 AM
I confess that I'm *trying* to take some time off from Dimensions to take care of some things I've been neglecting, but I'm having a hard time staying away because you people are so interesting.

I confess you need to start getting your ass online earlier! Wait... That wasn't a confession at all. :o

Seriously, I confess it'd be a much more dull place here without you, especially without those Weekly Nude Photos.

ValentineBBW
04-26-2006, 05:13 AM
I confess that I don't feel like I'm really heard most of the time, so I go back to saying nothing at all.

Timberwolf
04-26-2006, 08:13 AM
I confess I found out that not being answered doesn't mean not being heard. That's why I keep on talking.

Blackjack
04-26-2006, 11:17 AM
I confess that my day is going so well that I don't want to go to work because I know my bosses will bring me down.

Mini
04-26-2006, 11:20 AM
I confess that I haven't had any coffee today.

I also confess that it has been the worst 6+ hours of my life.

rainyday
04-26-2006, 08:32 PM
I confess I saw Valentine say something four posts ago.

I also saw you say you finalized your plans for Vegas the other day, which made me happy to see.

I further confess that this post is a test to see if you can spot your name even when it's in tiny, tiny type. ;)

Mini
04-26-2006, 08:40 PM
I confess that even with coffee this has been one of the worst days of my life.

TheSadeianLinguist
04-27-2006, 12:24 AM
I confess Ryan's ruined me. Now I only like smart men. Thanks for ruining the local dating scene by making me expect literacy, jerk face. :p

ValentineBBW
04-27-2006, 07:35 AM
I confess I saw Valentine say something four posts ago.

I also saw you say you finalized your plans for Vegas the other day, which made me happy to see.

I further confess that this post is a test to see if you can spot your name even when it's in tiny, tiny type. ;)


I confess that made me laugh Rainy, thanks!! :D

I also confess I wrote my earlier confession after trying to help out a friend and she refused to listen. I was frustrated, I don't think even a megaphone would have helped.

I guess it's true, you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink.

jamie
04-27-2006, 08:13 AM
I confess I have to lead a 3-day training session next week, all by myself, and I am scared senseless. Instead of working on my little modules, I am surfing every site on the internet today so that I don't have to think about it. I may possibly pass out.

:eek:

Blackjack
04-27-2006, 09:36 AM
I confess that I should be going to speak to a manager at Stop & Shop to get a new job since my current one sucks. Thing is, I'm feeling lousy and lazy and all that, so I don't wanna do anything. I haven't even showered today, which is rare (it's currently half past noon).

I also have to read and start to memorize a soliloquy (sp?) from Shakespeare's Twelfth Night.

Carrie
04-27-2006, 12:20 PM
I confess that everytime I pass a truck transporting broiler chickens to the rendering plant I cry like a baby.

Mini
04-27-2006, 03:01 PM
I confess that it totally bums me out that not a single article of clothing in my wardrobe fits me properly.

I confess that it is therefore a good thing that I'm a nudist at heart.

Egbert Souse
04-27-2006, 06:37 PM
my thought for the day:

chihuahuas are fa's

~~

When you've got a minute...
...well, no.

Never mind.

TheSadeianLinguist
04-27-2006, 06:50 PM
I confess I had a huge problem with my nipples last night. My boss and I ran out to get carts since the stockers generally bitch if you ask them to go out and do it during the rain. Neither of us had raincoats, so we just did it. Both of us were drenched to the Nth degree. We dried off, but a girl comes up to me and says, "Button up your vest." Two rock hard nipples, sticking out for the world to see! Cool, right? Nope. They stick through the vest after ten minutes. I buy those cotton pads. Square ones for cleaning my face, and for now, covering my nipples. I pay my .97 and stick one in each cup. I now have small squares showing through my vest and a terrible itch. I pull them out and say to hell with it.

Blackjack
04-27-2006, 06:53 PM
I confess that I fear the change that will come if I get this job at Stop & Shop.

Egbert Souse
04-27-2006, 07:03 PM
I confess that i once removed about 30 cubic yards of asbestos siding from a building i was working on and wrapped it up in plastic in a bazillion 100-pound packages and deposited one per week in my employer's dumpster over a period of two years or so.

Blackjack
04-27-2006, 07:41 PM
I confess that I'm laughing right now. I was just fondly recalling the time in Arizona where my mother and I heard a couple having sex in a nearby room. She knew the noise, and thought I needed to be informed as to what it was. It was awkward as hell, but it's pretty damn funny.

Kimberleigh
04-27-2006, 07:41 PM
I confess that I am scared to post anything here.

Santaclear
04-27-2006, 07:46 PM
I confess that I am scared to post anything here.

I confess I'm scared of Kimberleigh. :eek:

mejix
04-27-2006, 07:47 PM
I confess I have to lead a 3-day training session next week, all by myself, and I am scared senseless. Instead of working on my little modules, I am surfing every site on the internet today so that I don't have to think about it. I may possibly pass out.

:eek:

uggh my idea of hell. i have a one day retreat in a couple of weeks. i bet its going to be a lot mission, vision crap.

we used to have such laid back groovy office but we have new boss now. its going to be an "i love a challenge" "i'm a people's person" kind of world.




*

Santaclear
04-27-2006, 07:50 PM
I confess I have to lead a 3-day training session next week, all by myself, and I am scared senseless. Instead of working on my little modules, I am surfing every site on the internet today so that I don't have to think about it. I may possibly pass out.

:eek:

Good luck with it, Jamie. I'll bet you'll do just fine. Don't pass out. I would love to be trained by you!

Ashley
04-28-2006, 12:57 AM
I confess that the new Hyde Park board is exhausting my rep allowance. Something must be done! ;)

jamie
04-28-2006, 02:43 AM
I confess I wanted to say thanks to Mejix and Anta for the support. If I do pass out and die from fright, I shall leave them my laser pointer and index cards!

TheSadeianLinguist
04-28-2006, 08:31 AM
I confess I'm eagerly awaiting my next chat with Ryan so we can talk about the politics thread on the board. :p I also can't wait for his reply. He's so smart and sexy when he's political!

Mini
04-28-2006, 08:51 AM
I confess that it makes me unreasonably happy when assholes get angry at me. :)

Boteroesque Babe
04-28-2006, 12:25 PM
I confess I have to lead a 3-day training session next week, all by myself, and I am scared senseless. Instead of working on my little modules, I am surfing every site on the internet today so that I don't have to think about it. I may possibly pass out.

:eek:
You're far too cute to fret, Jamie. Who could resist you? Ponder the worst case, and how you'd wiggle out of it. That sometimes helps me. If you don't have your own worst case, use this one of mine. (True story, forgive me those who've heard this)...

'Bout a year and a half ago I was training at an Ivy League University one afternoon. The mood is hushed and somber. I'm speaking to a group of about a dozen, and behind me is a recess in the wall with a low counter and a sink, which is turned on by a motion sensor, usually the motion of your hands beneath the faucet. I leaned back against the counter. My butt extending out over the sink triggered the sensor and turned on the water. Everyone laughed. As did I.

It turned out to be an effective training tool, in that from that point on, everyone was relaxed. I'd learned a little about them, and they'd learned a little about me. And it really was funny. Could've done without having to walk around with a wet onion, though.

jamie
04-29-2006, 10:06 AM
I confess I found myself pondering BBabe's bottom for a while this morning trying to put that scene together in my head. Thanks for the words of encouragement. Luckily I will be in a room sans sinkage, I hope.

olivefun
04-29-2006, 10:26 AM
I am grateful for SL's nipple post.
That is a really funny picture you painted.

Been there too.

My breasts still had milk in them for 2 YEARS after I stopped breastfeeding my child.
I was once giving a presentation at work and something happened, my mind wandered, and in a second, the gushing from my nipples soaked the front of my dress making it pretty clingy and see-through there. My jacket was on the back of my chair luckily. I put it on in a big hurry and continued.
Makes my face flush to think of it.

Another time I was in a department store and I heard a baby cry which turned on my nipples and again soaked my dress in 2 round spots.
That was very embarassing.
ergh.
The young salesguy had no idea what was going on. It obviously puzzled him.

Olive

TheSadeianLinguist
04-29-2006, 07:42 PM
Poor Olive! LMAO!

My SIL said the same thing about her nipples responding like taps to crying. Weird.

Santaclear
04-29-2006, 08:12 PM
It turned out to be an effective training tool, in that from that point on, everyone was relaxed.

I confess that BoteroesqueBabe's fine story made me wonder if her butt has been effective in setting off car alarms (and at what distance?), burglar alarms or sprinkler systems in fancy department stores.

Jes
04-29-2006, 08:24 PM
I am grateful for SL's nipple post.
That is a really funny picture you painted.

Been there too.

My breasts still had milk in them for 2 YEARS after I stopped breastfeeding my child.
I was once giving a presentation at work and something happened, my mind wandered, and in a second, the gushing from my nipples soaked the front of my dress making it pretty clingy and see-through there. My jacket was on the back of my chair luckily. I put it on in a big hurry and continued.
Makes my face flush to think of it.

Another time I was in a department store and I heard a baby cry which turned on my nipples and again soaked my dress in 2 round spots.
That was very embarassing.
ergh.
The young salesguy had no idea what was going on. It obviously puzzled him.

Olive
Not that I'm saying you should've taken it (what do I know) but isn't there a medicine which *should* halt lactation? For some reason I seem to recall my mother saying she took it, but who knows.

Fuzzy
04-29-2006, 09:31 PM
IC that nipple talk is very arousing.

swamptoad
04-30-2006, 12:54 AM
I just recorded some Hard House Techno today!

All I want now is a strobe light to go along with the music.

Blackjack
04-30-2006, 02:25 AM
I confess that I am way too paranoid. (Did my mother put some expired stuff on this sandwich? It tastes strange! She's trying to poison me!)

I confess that my cat is being a pest right now. She wants to sit on the keyboard.

I confess that it's 5:30 in the morning and I feel I ought to be doing something more important, but there's nothing for me to do that won't wake up the rest of the house.

Stormy
04-30-2006, 10:00 AM
I confess that while I'm never going to have a baby, I really want to induce lactation. It might be arousing, and I want to experience it anyway.

Maybe I could sell the milk on eBay, or at least feed it to my dogs.

Zandoz
04-30-2006, 10:05 AM
I confess I had to try and sneak-feed most of breakfast to the dog...microwaved sausage patties...<cringe>

Blackjack
04-30-2006, 10:21 AM
I have to confess that I feel somewhat underappreciated.

MisticalMisty
04-30-2006, 02:31 PM
I confess that after responding to Herin's breakup rant..I feel so sad..and alone...

Timberwolf
04-30-2006, 04:35 PM
I confess that I'm back in music business. ;) ;) :D It's fun!

TheSadeianLinguist
04-30-2006, 04:37 PM
I confess my mother bribed me into mowing with chocolate cake. How easy am I?

olivefun
04-30-2006, 05:09 PM
I confess my mother bribed me into mowing with chocolate cake. How easy am I?


I was trying to figure out what kind of kinky thing mowing with chocolate cake would be.

I had to reread that a few times imagining a variety of crazy scenarios..
Given that your mother is now Sandy set me off on a further tangent...

Carrie
04-30-2006, 06:54 PM
I confess that eightyseven's user title just made me smile. Swampy's avatar, too. Nice job, guys. :)

herin
04-30-2006, 06:54 PM
I confess that I had a pint of butter pecan ice cream for lunch.

Carrie
04-30-2006, 07:04 PM
I'm letting my cat eat pudding.

Mini
04-30-2006, 07:05 PM
I confess that I had a great time on Saturday with someone whose company I quite enjoy. :D

mejix
04-30-2006, 07:11 PM
When you've got a minute...
...well, no.

Never mind.


huh?

double sukahara huh?



*

TheSadeianLinguist
04-30-2006, 07:12 PM
I confess if I ever get to meet Ryan's parents, this is the dress I'm wearing:

http://www.spookyboutique.com/boutique/details/fencenetdress.jpg

Mini
04-30-2006, 07:17 PM
That's a dress?

TheSadeianLinguist
04-30-2006, 07:17 PM
What would YOU call it? :p A powersuit?

Mini
04-30-2006, 07:19 PM
Blonde chick caught in netting. :p

TheSadeianLinguist
04-30-2006, 07:20 PM
Just a little! But yes, it IS a dress! Usually people wear a bra under them though.

Blackjack
04-30-2006, 07:30 PM
Just a little! But yes, it IS a dress! Usually people wear a bra under them though.

I confess that I'd be more than willing to watch you try that on, bra or no bra.

</creepy pervert>

TheSadeianLinguist
04-30-2006, 07:39 PM
Ha! Well, I'm game to watch anyone wear it. Just for the hell of it.

Zandoz
04-30-2006, 08:12 PM
I confess if I ever get to meet Ryan's parents, this is the dress I'm wearing:

http://www.spookyboutique.com/boutique/details/fencenetdress.jpg

I confess to having a strange urge to adopt Ryan

Blackjack_Jeeves
04-30-2006, 09:17 PM
I confess that I did not, in fact, read every thread, and every new post, since my absence, all the way through.

Please don't lynch me. :(

Boteroesque Babe
04-30-2006, 09:41 PM
I confess I have that fishnet dress. Wore it just the other day, in fact. Mine's more industrial than fencenet, and it's longer, but yeah.

Haven't met anybody's parents in it yet, though.

Boteroesque Babe
04-30-2006, 09:45 PM
I confess that BoteroesqueBabe's fine story made me wonder if her butt has been effective in setting off car alarms (and at what distance?), burglar alarms or sprinkler systems in fancy department stores.
No, but it once made a cartoon character's eyes bug out, his tongue unroll like a noisemaker, and his head turn into a big factory whistle. Does that count?

ripley
04-30-2006, 09:50 PM
I confess I have that dress. All my fat pooches out through the holes. I meet parents and foreign dignitaries in it.

ripley
04-30-2006, 09:55 PM
I confess I spent way too much time today wondering why eggs don't taste like chicken.

Blackjack_Jeeves
04-30-2006, 09:56 PM
I confess that I'm curious as to if you found an answer to that question.

TheSadeianLinguist
04-30-2006, 10:17 PM
I confess I demand pictures, BB and Ripley. For my private use.

Fuzzy
04-30-2006, 10:18 PM
Someone is giving out pictures? :confused:

Boteroesque Babe
04-30-2006, 10:24 PM
I confess I demand pictures, BB and Ripley. For my private use.
It's tempting. Tell ya what. You've given me an idea for a thread. Gimme a minute to do some creative cropping...

swamptoad
04-30-2006, 11:02 PM
I confess that I'm back in music business. ;) ;) :D It's fun!

Really?

Cool, man! :bow:

I wanna try out other types of recording software, programs, etc.

Timberwolf, do ya have any recommendations?

I already told you about Buzz (A tracker electronic music making program.)

I want to download the really simplified version of it.

Santaclear
04-30-2006, 11:08 PM
No, but it once made a cartoon character's eyes bug out, his tongue unroll like a noisemaker, and his head turn into a big factory whistle. Does that count?

Yes, it does. :p I still like the idea of dogs barking and alarms going off everywhere the rump goes tho.

Ericthonius
04-30-2006, 11:09 PM
The only thing I can confess to is that I have nothing to confess...

(I'll answer that conunndrum with this ancedote):

Why are there no Italian 'Jehovah's Witnesses'?

Cawse nobuddy seen nutt'in!

swamptoad
04-30-2006, 11:11 PM
I confess that eightyseven's user title just made me smile. Swampy's avatar, too. Nice job, guys. :)

Carrie, Thanks for the nice compliment and rep that you awarded me. :bow:

Have I ever said that you rock!?!? :D

ripley
04-30-2006, 11:35 PM
I confess I demand pictures, BB and Ripley. For my private use.


I confess I lied. I don't have that dress or any other net garments. :(

Mini
05-01-2006, 12:08 AM
Ooh, I've got a couple before I go to bed.

First off, I confess that I'm in a really good mood for some reason. I think it must be the caffeine.

Secondly, I'm listening to Killing In The Name Of by Rage Against The Machine. Simple song, but it kicks more ass than Chuck Norris on his period.

Finally, I confess that I'm 9 points from having a third can, and if I don't have it by morning I'm gonna explode a potato in the microwave.

Actually, I'll do that anyway. Should be a larf.

swamptoad
05-01-2006, 12:54 AM
I confess that I made a couple cds for the kids...with lots of wild and wacky stuff.

They are very pleased. :D

I have been procrastinating on making them music. The cds that I made for them are the very first couple of cds that they now own.

TheSadeianLinguist
05-01-2006, 01:08 AM
I confess I'm swooning right now. SWOONING! I also confess I can't wait until I'm on vacation.

Santaclear
05-01-2006, 03:10 AM
I confess I'm swooning right now. SWOONING! I also confess I can't wait until I'm on vacation.

Why are you swooning, SL? SWOONING! Is it........Ryan?

I'm not sure sure if I've ever swooned. Do men do that?

Santaclear
05-01-2006, 03:13 AM
I confess I lied. I don't have that dress or any other net garments. :(

I have the dress, ripley. Pm me if you want it back. ;)

Santaclear
05-01-2006, 03:14 AM
I confess that I'm back in music business. ;) ;) :D It's fun!

What do you do in music business, Timberwolf?

Santaclear
05-01-2006, 04:03 AM
I confess that I've grown weary of people here asking for rep. (Not dissing anyone, just weary.) What's the point if you have to ask for it?

Also that I don't understand when people post, "I'm up to 500 posts! Yay!" Or "Yay, 100 posts!" Or 1,000 or whatever. And people high-five them.
I mean, what's so great about making a certain number of posts? To me it's like saying "Look! I ate 1,140 meals last year! Yay for me!," or "I shit nine times last week! Hooray!," :D and everyone congratulates them.

And I confess I've worked like 19 of the past 22 days at my cruddy-paying job. Some long hours (Wednesday I worked 17 and 1/2 hours, left at dawn fer chrissakes when I got there at noon!) and even with all that I don't know if I can afford to keep my car (or any car) on the road. So I've reverted to riding my bicycle, mostly to and from the train. (They let you bring your bike on the train here.)

And lastly I confess that I've done almost everything in my life for the past 50 years on little or no sleep. :mad:

It sucks! :eek:

I'm grumpy! :mad: :mad: :doh:

Good night!! :mad: :eek: :kiss2:

Timberwolf
05-01-2006, 04:11 AM
What do you do in music business, Timberwolf?Just some arranging.
Nothing to earn money with, yet. :(
I have to confess that it was some kind of an insider joke...;)

And I confess that I am curious what an american has to pay for running a car (insurances, taxes, and so on...). But maybe that is an other thread...

Santaclear
05-01-2006, 04:11 AM
Of course, pls. disregard everything I just said, just in case I'm sorry I wrote it tomorrow. ;)

Santaclear
05-01-2006, 04:15 AM
Just some arranging.
Nothing to earn money with, yet. :(
I have to confess that it was some kind of an insider joke...;)

Arranging, like writing musical arrangements on paper/computer?

Or another type of arranging.

Egbert Souse
05-01-2006, 05:06 AM
Of course, pls. disregard everything I just said, just in case I'm sorry I wrote it tomorrow. ;)

1.) I confess that it would break my heart if you were sorry for writing this.

2.) I confess that i think this rep thing lets us know who our friends are and, eventually, who they aren't, which pretty much takes the thrill and unpredictableness out of posting for me.

3.) I confess that #2.), above, proved to be a valuable Lesson In Life for me, as it proved to me that i don't really want my life to be as safe and predictable as i've always thought i wanted it to be.

Insecurity is a Beautiful Thing.

It woulda cost me a FORTUNE to learn this lesson in therapy.

Timberwolf
05-01-2006, 05:35 AM
Arranging, like writing musical arrangements on paper/computer?

Or another type of arranging.Well, it's a computer program I use. With this you can arrange music samples in order to get a complete song.
(In my case, this music is techno style.)

Timberwolf
05-01-2006, 05:40 AM
1.) I confess that it would break my heart if you were sorry for writing this.
I confess that I agree.
Though I sometimes whine for rep (kinda sort of...). But in my case I found out why that is so, and try to cut back myself from whining.

moonvine
05-01-2006, 07:11 AM
I confess that eightyseven's user title just made me smile.

I confess that eightyseven makes me smile:p

eightyseven
05-01-2006, 08:03 AM
I confess I'm blushing :)

I also confess that I want to strangle my parents (mother excluded... love that woman, but the father and stepmother have to go... lol), but that's beyond the point.

Jes
05-01-2006, 11:26 AM
I confess that eightyseven makes me smile:p
honey, there's a difference between smile and horny. hope that helps!

TheSadeianLinguist
05-01-2006, 11:36 AM
honey, there's a difference between smile and horny. hope that helps!

I don't know. There's usually much grinning on my part after a good orgasm.

I confess I'm so excited to see what Ryan thinks of my new shirt.

Jane
05-01-2006, 11:55 AM
Ooh, I've got a couple before I go to bed.

First off, I confess that I'm in a really good mood for some reason. I think it must be the caffeine.

Secondly, I'm listening to Killing In The Name Of by Rage Against The Machine. Simple song, but it kicks more ass than Chuck Norris on his period.

Finally, I confess that I'm 9 points from having a third can, and if I don't have it by morning I'm gonna explode a potato in the microwave.

Actually, I'll do that anyway. Should be a larf.
Sometimes Rage is the ONLY band that fits my mood.

TheSadeianLinguist
05-01-2006, 11:58 AM
Why are you swooning, SL? SWOONING! Is it........Ryan?

I'm not sure sure if I've ever swooned. Do men do that?

Let's put it this way: If you're trying to get laid, get advice from Ryan on what to say. Damn.

Blackjack
05-01-2006, 12:11 PM
I confess that this essay that I was supposed to have done by noon today has sent me into such a state of stressed-out-ness that my ulcer might just start acting up again, after a long time of being quiet.

Mini
05-01-2006, 03:48 PM
I confess that my flippant remarks and self-deprecating sense of humor are defense mechanisms that for some reason work in opposition to my intent. Yeah, work that one out.

Mini
05-01-2006, 03:58 PM
I also confess that on more than one occasion I've called someone an "irascible rapscallion."

I do this because it pleases me.

Mini
05-01-2006, 04:00 PM
And while I'm confessing, I might as well say that the only part of debating that I truly enjoy is the shit-slinging. Only a coward debates with logic and restraint.

BigBawdyDame
05-01-2006, 04:16 PM
I'm *so* glad this semster is over. The last couple of weeks have been so bloody boring. I'm ready for new people and new challenges!

rainyday
05-01-2006, 04:43 PM
I also confess that on more than one occasion I've called someone an "irascible rapscallion."

This sounds like an endearment to me. Kind of like boobookitty.

Timberwolf
05-01-2006, 07:06 PM
I confess that Santaclear's member title always makes me smile. :)
And rainy's user name often keeps me looking for my umbrella. ;) :p

Ryan
05-01-2006, 09:29 PM
I confess I'm so excited to see what Ryan thinks of my new shirt.

That might be the best shirt ever. :)

olivefun
05-01-2006, 09:50 PM
I confess that Santaclear's member title always makes me smile. :)
And rainy's user name often keeps me looking for my umbrella. ;) :p

First I read that as Santaclear's member always makes me smile. hehe
Then I thought of Rainy days and Mondays always make me smile at the mention of Rainy.. then I thought that the Carpenters' song will never leave my mind now that it found a cozy spot!

damn!
Dumb song.

McMuffin
05-01-2006, 09:59 PM
I confess that I made a cute little puppy ran into a wall today:( We were playing tug of war with a sock and she wrassled it away from me, took off running in the opposite direction and... I feel awful... Mostly because I busted out laughing:D and the puppy's okay, but she's been giving me dirty looks since then, I guess because I mocked her... I also confess this has no relevence to anyone but me, but I had to share a cute story with someone and all my friends would just call me gay... not that there's anything wrong with that... wow I ramble.:doh: