Dropped Private Messages [Archive]

Miriel

01-22-2008, 06:08 PM

Post the dropped private messages seen in Dimensions Chat here!

Rate 'em if you want!

Here's a very recent one:

- getting you wetter and wetter you lean forward and take me in your luscous lips

:blink:

NancyGirl74

01-22-2008, 06:09 PM

I'll give that one a 9...a 10 if there was a name in there

Santaclear

01-22-2008, 06:25 PM

Post dropped private messages here.

Rate 'em if you want!

Here's a very recent one:

- getting you wetter and wetter you lean forward and take me in your luscous lips

Someone needs to use that as their sig!

Very high rating.

AtlantisAK

01-22-2008, 07:52 PM

My god, have I got a couple, but first...I'd rate Miriel's as a 9, definately.

Mine (dug up fresh from messenger archives on yahoo!):

1)cool. i was juust hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny (*blushes)
2)are you toy female?
3)ASL?
4)33/m/ looking for my wife
And 5 would have been anything that started with ALL CAP LOCS

1 would get a level 10 on the Instant Drop Scale
2 would get a level 8 on the WTF Scale
3 and 5 would get a level 9 on the Annoying Scale
4 would get a 10 on Go Somewhere Else Scale

mszwebs

01-22-2008, 11:05 PM

My god, have I got a couple, but first...I'd rate Miriel's as a 9, definately.

Mine (dug up fresh from messenger archives on yahoo!):

4)33/m/ looking for my wife

this is how tired I am...I thought at first that meant that he was actually looking for his wife.

wow. bedtime.

AtlantisAK

01-23-2008, 02:40 PM

this is how tired I am...I thought at first that meant that he was actually looking for his wife.

wow. bedtime.

Lol, at least you had a better idea at first about what he was talking about. I had no clue and was like....wtf?
But aparently he was looking for a woman, probably any woman, to be his future wife. Not something I am particularly aiming for when I first message someone.
Whatever happened to getting to know people?

LisaInNC

01-23-2008, 08:56 PM

The best drop of all time was "I once received head from an asian transsexual"
i laughed till i cried
10

bexy

01-24-2008, 03:45 AM

my first time in chat, i got a PM that said

"hello you like fat girls? i am a boy who wants to be dressed as a fat girl and be fat with another fat girl, are you a fat girl?"

it felt like one of those old jokes, you know, how many nuns can you get in a volkswagon, how many fat girls can you get in a sentence?!

a definite 8!

xo

bigsexy920

01-24-2008, 06:56 AM

I forget what it is like being a new girl in chat. I think since im a regular for years there no one bothers with me. But in the beginning it was crazy PM one after the other. Trust me it gets better.

my first time in chat, i got a PM that said

"hello you like fat girls? i am a boy who wants to be dressed as a fat girl and be fat with another fat girl, are you a fat girl?"

it felt like one of those old jokes, you know, how many nuns can you get in a volkswagon, how many fat girls can you get in a sentence?!

a definite 8!

xo

Sugar

01-25-2008, 11:25 PM

- i have yahoo too but i think im the wrong sex for ya chief

goofy girl

01-27-2008, 06:35 AM

- i have yahoo too but i think im the wrong sex for ya chief

LMAO!!!!..............

BigBeautifulMe

01-27-2008, 06:56 PM

Psstt...these are DROPPED PMs, folks... ;) Meaning PMs that are meant to be sent privately, but are accidentally "dropped" into open chat. ;)

LisaInNC

02-01-2008, 05:29 AM

Fyreflyintheskye

02-01-2008, 05:53 AM

These messages were not dropped but were sent to me after the intial hello...and they made me laugh really hard.

Private from mikey#1:
i think it would be so sexy if i baked a huge cake and went out for a while.........

Private from mikey#1:
when i got home it was missing uhh where ever did it go?

I WUNdahh where that cake has gooonnnne?

lmao remember the middle of the film? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=NtjGxQ43-DI)

CleverBomb

02-01-2008, 08:49 AM

These messages were not dropped but were sent to me after the intial hello...and they made me laugh really hard.

Private from mikey#1:
i think it would be so sexy if i baked a huge cake and went out for a while.........

Private from mikey#1:
when i got home it was missing uhh where ever did it go?
Someone left the cake out, in the rain.
And I don't think that I can take it,
'cause it took so long to bake it,
and I'll never have that recipe again.
Again.

-Rusty

ripley

02-15-2008, 09:28 PM

XXXXXXXX -This is hard for me, wanting you this badly and not being able to have you

Fyreflyintheskye

02-15-2008, 09:53 PM

XXXXXXXX -This is hard for me, wanting you this badly and not being able to have you

That was PERSONAL, Ripley! No one needs to know how much I yearn for you :(

lol I must have logged out before this one came up. ooooh, it was a good one! teehee :D

P.S. I "must spread some" lotion "around before giving it to (you) again."

BigBeautifulMe

02-16-2008, 06:15 AM

I got her for ya, Sharz. ;)

mszwebs

02-19-2008, 09:40 AM

...so u are 413 sexy pounds :)...

ripley

03-09-2008, 01:45 AM

-xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx- well then feed me blubber buns, feed me till I'm huge

Ruby Ripples

03-09-2008, 08:24 AM

-xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx- well then feed me blubber buns, feed me till I'm huge

Blubber buns????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

DUBLINDA

03-09-2008, 08:39 AM

XXXXXXXX -This is hard for me, wanting you this badly and not being able to have you

Ok I confess, this one was me. :blush:
What's my score for that one??? Ashley told me we get points for this.

CAMellie

04-17-2008, 05:54 PM

-xxxxxxx- i would love to see that... i dont think i ever made some one blush and shit at once lol

bigsexy920

04-18-2008, 06:39 AM

Mercy !!!!

Ruby Ripples

04-18-2008, 09:19 PM

Ok I confess, this one was me. :blush:
What's my score for that one??? Ashley told me we get points for this.

I'll give you a ten if you tell me who it was TO! :)

CAMellie

04-18-2008, 09:22 PM

I'll give you a ten if you tell me who it was TO! :)

*cough cough*

Ruby Ripples

04-19-2008, 07:28 AM

*cough cough*

Mellie, lmao you are such a hopeless slapper, I do love you :blush:

mergirl

04-23-2008, 05:09 AM

erm..what the hell is a blubber bun?? lmao! is this some american delecacy like twinkies or reeces pieces?
oh! actually reeces pieces and oreos are over here now!!!
plus someone sent me a "babe ruth" bar cause i really wanted to try one..hmm it was kinna like a slightly less tasteful snickers i though..
someone needs to post me a "blubber bun"! though.. i am vegitarian so maby if they do like a soya version that would be good!
lmao xmer

goofy girl

04-24-2008, 02:16 PM

-xxxxxxx- i would love to see that... i dont think i ever made some one blush and shit at once lol

I think of he/she did ever make someone blush and shit at once, he/she would know it haha

I think this is the best thread for being cheered up on a bad day. One liners is good for that, too, though :)