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Ned Sonntag
06-14-2008, 10:56 AM
Herr Loner says he's back on the prowl for his appleshaped pigtailed Eva Braunish SSBBW traumfrau and says he's giving me as a reference. Hey although I'm a phrenologically perfect Aryan, and Merovingian descendant of Charlemagne on both sides of the family... I'm voting for Obama, so don't hate the Hoodoo Doctor. Still, I think Herr Loner is probably quite courtly and charming one-to-one... so ladies... put on your big squeaky boots- make a conquest...:smitten:

Wagimawr
06-14-2008, 11:36 AM
Thank you for not posting on the now removed thread by, um, him. :p That could have been a cluster fuck reeeeeeeeal quick.

Alicia Rose
06-14-2008, 01:08 PM
He's back on FF as well. Hopefully he gets banned soon, he gets real old reaaaaal quick.

Waxwing
06-14-2008, 04:08 PM
I'm missing something obviously interesting here. Someone tell me.

Risible
06-14-2008, 04:18 PM
Herr Loner says he's back on the prowl for his appleshaped pigtailed Eva Braunish SSBBW traumfrau and says he's giving me as a reference. Hey although I'm a phrenologically perfect Aryan, and Merovingian descendant of Charlemagne on both sides of the family... I'm voting for Obama, so don't hate the Hoodoo Doctor. Still, I think Herr Loner is probably quite courtly and charming one-to-one... so ladies... put on your big squeaky boots- make a conquest...:smitten:

Ned, you are not Merovingian descent??? Really? How cool is that ... :bow: What was that book that came out in the 70s talking about the exalted place in history of the Merovingians - Holy Grail, Holy Blood, or something like that?

I'm missing something obviously interesting here. Someone tell me.

A troll, Waxy, but a particular nasty, infectious and suppurating troll ... which keeps recurring.

Observer
06-14-2008, 04:42 PM
Holy Blood, Holy Grail - I have a copy in storage somewhere,

If you know anything about the Lazarus/Caordoc/Joseph/Glastonbury legends as a backdrop to the Merovingian pretensions this could beome a very interesting OT subject.

Happy Bafomet hunting!

Waxwing
06-14-2008, 04:51 PM
A troll, Waxy, but a particular nasty, infectious and suppurating troll ... which keeps recurring.

Haha. Aw, man, I kind of like trolls. It allows me to be horribly unpleasant.

Ned Sonntag
06-14-2008, 07:04 PM
Thank you for not posting on the now removed thread by, um, him. :p That could have been a cluster fuck reeeeeeeeal quick. Yeah this thread disappeared for awhile but now is back. I can't help it; Loner just seems like this sad wistful guy in a basement with a Hitler poster over the mantelpiece who once found the perfect RPG GF for 6 months and may never find another.:(

Wagimawr
06-14-2008, 07:08 PM
Yeah this thread disappeared for awhile but now is back. I can't help it; Loner just seems like this sad wistful guy in a basement with a Hitler poster over the mantelpiece who once found the perfect RPG GF for 6 months and may never find another.:(
Yeah, look here for the info, Waxy - guy goes by "Loner" and is a fellow who apparently finds time to admire BBWs in between bouts of "hey guyz im a nazi lol".

Waxwing
06-14-2008, 07:13 PM
Yeah, look here for the info, Waxy - guy goes by "Loner" and is a fellow who apparently finds time to admire BBWs in between bouts of "hey guyz im a nazi lol".

I'm already planning our wedding! :smitten:

All kidding aside, I'll be on the lookout. I could use some entertainment/beatdowns.

Ned Sonntag
06-14-2008, 07:16 PM
[QUOTE=Risible;822487]Ned, you are not Merovingian descent??? Really? How cool is that ... :bow: What was that book that came out in the 70s talking about the exalted place in history of the Merovingians - Holy Grail, Holy Blood, or something like that?
Right I did a cover for PARANOIA back in '04 remember? Illustrating a Tracy Twyman story? Tracy ran this magazine DAGOBERT'S REVENGE which is all about the Merovingians... we'd been discussing how Merovingian I looked when I had the bushy bright-red beard... then a few weeks back I was rereading a family history my dad wrote where he said my mom's a documented Charlemagne descendant thru a Hugenot forebear, plus my dad claims that the Sonntags were francophone Alsatians... plus I met a second-cousin here on the Cape who says(my greatgrandpa was her greatgrandpa's brother) that this is indeed the case... and I can definitely turn wine into water...

Risible
06-14-2008, 07:46 PM
Well, you've always been the coolest, Neddie, but now you're the coolest with a royal twist! :p

Ned Sonntag
06-15-2008, 06:42 AM
Well, you've always been the coolest, Neddie, but now you're the coolest with a royal twist! :p Hmm I should really do something about continuing the Bloodline if there are any interested heiresses out there... little Merovingian Lebowskis need to be conceived...:eek:

Aleph0
06-15-2008, 07:38 AM
I don't think it's funny actually, not after this long.
Ned, have you received email from the troll? Any "Received: " headers to share? Something tells me that this person should not be smart enough to maintain high anonymity all of the time, and with luck we could perhaps dig out his real IP address...
I've seen trolls very efficiently discouraged when their ISPs received complaints about their online behavior; it's probably not a criminal case (and we aren't looking for one, I suppose), but if the ISP's abuse team cares enough to call or email the customer about the problem, the shame of exposure may be quite sufficient.

palndrm
06-15-2008, 10:12 AM
Drats, I was hoping it was an update from Mr. Vomit about his lovely growing Mrs. Vomit from years back.

Ned Sonntag
06-15-2008, 10:19 AM
I don't think it's funny actually, not after this long.
Ned, have you received email from the troll? Any "Received: " headers to share? Something tells me that this person should not be smart enough to maintain high anonymity all of the time, and with luck we could perhaps dig out his real IP address...
I've seen trolls very efficiently discouraged when their ISPs received complaints about their online behavior; it's probably not a criminal case (and we aren't looking for one, I suppose), but if the ISP's abuse team cares enough to call or email the customer about the problem, the shame of exposure may be quite sufficient. Yeah the dude sends me video links, like 6 at a time, and then goes underground for a few months... mysterious... Oh I see what you're saying; I should rat him out... aieeee some of the pix of women in freaky outfits he sends... are actually pretty amusing...

Ned Sonntag
06-15-2008, 10:25 AM
Drats, I was hoping it was an update from Mr. Vomit about his lovely growing Mrs. Vomit from years back. I think Vomit signed up with Blackwater and died in an unfortunate boating accident in the Afghan Sea. Heard of Friendly Fire? This was Friendly Water.:eek:

Jay West Coast
06-15-2008, 09:51 PM
Ich vant ur atenschun!


Srsly. Some day this guy will be older (does "Loner88" not sound like a 19-20 year old to anyone else?), and he'll run into a situation where he realizes why it's not awesome to be a Nazi. He'll wind up 35 with a beautiful black BBW wife, and wonder what the hell he was thinking.

Bagalute
06-16-2008, 04:47 AM
Actually Jay I think the 88 is nazi dumb-speak...referring to the 8th letter of the alphabet, which is "H", thus making it a code for "Heil Hitler". Now the only thing that doesn't add up is how a nazi can actually count up to 8...

exile in thighville
06-16-2008, 06:07 AM
***post removed**

lol, i believe the iq test is whether or not one goes to ***site removed**.org.

Bagalute
06-16-2008, 06:52 AM
***post removed***

Boohoo. Somehow I don't feel bad for "mutually insulting" someone who lives after an ideology based on hatred and ignorance.
Getting a bit back on topic: Herr Loner doesn't seem to realize that his preference for "flab" and "zäh wie Leder, hart wie Krupp Stahl" aren't really compatible...

braindeadhead
06-16-2008, 06:59 AM
I have to say I found Loner88's post to be some of the funniest things I have ever read in my life. I was always bummed when his totally insane ass threads got shut down.

That kid was one silly sack o' crap....lol

braindeadhead
06-16-2008, 07:04 AM
**post removed**

Classic comedy right there...You sir are a comedic genius. Claiming to friends with "nazis' who are intelligent and that we would get "educated" at stormfront.org (.org is also classic comedy).... Well played, well played indeed....

I also liked how you "proved" nazi are intelligent by counting to 8 after someone else said you couldn't like they actually ment it..... Again, genius. You should put out a comedy tape.

Aleph0
06-16-2008, 01:23 PM
Lots of my friends are "nazis"

Stick deinen Kopf in ein Schwein.

braindeadhead
06-16-2008, 01:31 PM
Stick deinen Kopf in ein Schwein.

Classic ... made me smile

Flyin Lilac
06-16-2008, 10:54 PM
I wish to posit this theory:
Loner is an 8-year-old from Colorado.


(Don't mind me, I'm all hopped up on the Reese's Mini Peanut Butter Cups.)

Santaclear
06-16-2008, 11:31 PM
**post removed**.

It takes a knucklehead to insult one, so no fowl. :)

Wild Zero
06-17-2008, 01:13 AM
My favorite little quirk about Nazi ideology is how most of its based on this whole social Darwinist idea of the fittest ruling the weak. But when it came time to man up and show how strong they were the Nazis got the shit stomped out of them thanks to strategy straight from their "superior Aryan intellects" that included pursuing a war on two fronts when one of those fronts was FUCKING RUSSIA IN THE DEAD OF WINTER.

By their own standards Nazism was a massive failure, awesome job! Now let's bitch about how we're going to be big strong white men and take on all them illegals and blacks ON THE INTERNET!

Bagalute
06-17-2008, 03:54 AM
Well to give ol' Darwin some credit, the nazis didn't get him at all (big surprise lol). Natural selection in all its forms is something entirely different than the flawed eugenics construct of "social Darwinism".

TotallyReal
06-17-2008, 07:24 AM
So not one but two current/former posters are also Nazis?

AnnMarie
06-17-2008, 08:20 PM
So not one but two current/former posters are also Nazis?

Banned posters, not permitted here... Conrad has been very clear on that.

Wagimawr
06-17-2008, 08:41 PM
I've only ever heard of the one, anyway - the guy seems to make the rounds every once in a while.

sangeluna
06-19-2008, 02:51 AM
So not one but two current/former posters are also Nazis?

This is all speculation on my part, of course, since I didn't bother to read more then a couple of toddfood's previous posts (most notably, the one where he started a thread about a supposed "Jewish Media Conspiracy"), but it does appear he is also a sincere nazi (or at least playing a sincere nazi, not just someone making a joke). But unlike (apparently) loner88, toddfood just states his totally ludicrous opinions and then doesn't respond in kind when we appropriately ridicule him for the silly things he says. Which is probably why he hasn't been banned yet.

Henna
Jewish, and with no patience for nazis.

braindeadhead
07-30-2008, 11:37 AM
Boring Troll is very very boring

And shouldn't the quote be, "If its necessary for me to blow my brains out while hidden in a bunker to avoid being murdered by my own people so be it. My spirit will burn in hell and the world will pity my existence and question how it let it self get so blind to my evil."

Wagimawr
07-30-2008, 11:38 AM
Boring Troll is very very boringThis so hard.

Also, Nazi Ned? Fuckin lol'd

Observer
07-30-2008, 11:40 AM
OK - it took ten minutes, but he's banned and gone!

Wagimawr
07-30-2008, 11:41 AM
Any chance we can clear this thread out, too?

Don't want Ned learning the awful truth that he's been a Nazi all along, do we?

altered states
07-30-2008, 12:58 PM
Am I the only FA Jewboy who thinks Nazi feeder fantasy scenarios are kind of hot?

Oh, I am? Alright, then, never mind.

Waxwing
07-30-2008, 01:27 PM
Am I the only FA Jewboy who thinks Nazi feeder fantasy scenarios are kind of hot?

Oh, I am? Alright, then, never mind.

probably not. Nazi fantasy play is fairly popular in the BDSM community. Well, "fairly popular" might be a stretch, but it is something that some people really dig..

stan_der_man
07-30-2008, 01:36 PM
In the absence of Dimensions as a serious fat acceptance website, and the fact that people seriously contributing to conversation tend to get banned around here... At least Conrad is still allowing the entertaining rabble-rousers to stick around... mildly amusing as they may be.

stan_der_man
07-30-2008, 01:44 PM
Am I the only FA Jewboy who thinks Nazi feeder fantasy scenarios are kind of hot?

Oh, I am? Alright, then, never mind.
probably not. Nazi fantasy play is fairly popular in the BDSM community. Well, "fairly popular" might be a stretch, but it is something that some people really dig..

I don't necessarily have a problem either with "Nazi" roll play per-se. Wearing BDSM style boots, military uniforms (whatever they may be...) and the other usual accessories is one thing, but getting an erection or orgasm after flipping on a pretend gas chamber valve is a whole different story in my opinion...

Waxwing
07-30-2008, 01:56 PM
I don't necessarily have a problem either with "Nazi" roll play per-se. Wearing BDSM style boots, military uniforms (whatever they may be...) and the other usual accessories is one thing, but getting an erection or orgasm after flipping on a pretend gas chamber valve is a whole different story in my opinion...

There is definitely a fine line between "okay you're just playing" and "therapy time!".

I really hesitate to be a "your kink is not ok" person about anything, but certain things give me serious pause.

stan_der_man
07-30-2008, 02:31 PM
There is definitely a fine line between "okay you're just playing" and "therapy time!".

I really hesitate to be a "your kink is not ok" person about anything, but certain things give me serious pause.

I definitely agree Waxwing... too many people butt into other people's business when they shouldn't and many things are just taken too seriously nowadays that can be written off as just kinky fun... But when these sort of "fantasies" turn into what obviously appears to be an attitude that somebody carries with them in everyday life, and becomes part of their decision making process... then I think it's justified to take pause, as you said.

Santaclear
07-30-2008, 11:18 PM
TOTAL ....edited by moderator

Long live the Morocracy......achoo!

CAMellie
07-30-2008, 11:20 PM
...and the dead shall rise and walk the Earth... :sarcastic eyeroll:

Wagimawr
07-30-2008, 11:49 PM
...and the dead shall rise and walk the Earth...
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/1153/pulp10807skfr2.jpg
"What'cha mean walk the earth?
"You know, walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures. Like Caine from "Kung Fu.""

Santaclear
07-30-2008, 11:56 PM
He's like Tony Hitler or something. Very loungey and mellow.

Wagimawr
07-31-2008, 12:28 AM
oh balls, I fucked up the quotation marks up there.

look at it.

it's shameful.

just like nazis

Blackjack
07-31-2008, 05:28 AM
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/1153/pulp10807skfr2.jpg
"What'cha mean walk the earth?"
"You know, walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures. Like Caine from 'Kung Fu.'"

ARGH WHY WONT IT LET ME REP YOU

BothGunsBlazing
07-31-2008, 05:42 AM
What is Nazi Pal? Is that like My Buddy?

Man, I HATED that thing. Worst.Doll.Ever.

altered states
07-31-2008, 01:32 PM
I don't necessarily have a problem either with "Nazi" roll play per-se. Wearing BDSM style boots, military uniforms (whatever they may be...) and the other usual accessories is one thing, but getting an erection or orgasm after flipping on a pretend gas chamber valve is a whole different story in my opinion...

Nah, I'm telling you, Zyklon-B-flavored poppers rule.