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kinkykitten
01-14-2009, 09:03 PM
A belly has many uses...one of them is keeping a towel up.lol. :P
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r31/dc80/DSC00940.jpg
Sorry hun... but Von_Pudge was the original and best of the towel trick
:wubu::wubu::wubu: Dan :wubu::wubu::wubu:
I tought i could also do the towel trick
TheMildlyStrangeone
01-15-2009, 03:38 AM
Holy shit, I haven't visited this thread in quite some time. Goddamn, you ladies are a giant mind fuck! I'd love to do you all! Amazing, the lot of ya!
kinkykitten
01-19-2009, 09:28 PM
This picture actually makes me look like I have a bit of boobage as opposed to the usually barely there... :happy:
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/56/l_bfe71d0faf494543a053ce681f2c45fe.jpg
biggins480
01-19-2009, 10:29 PM
Cougar represent........:rolleyes:
Who would not want to cuddle with that!:smitten:
Uriel
01-19-2009, 11:00 PM
This picture actually makes me look like I have a bit of boobage as opposed to the usually barely there... :happy:
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/56/l_bfe71d0faf494543a053ce681f2c45fe.jpg
funny, the first thing that I looked at was that wonderful shade of green eye shadow. And for the record, all boobs are wonderful!
-Uriel
StarScream!
01-20-2009, 03:36 AM
Pretty sure I'll regret this, but fuck it...lol...Hope you girls enjoy
StarScream!
Taken tonight in the bathroom mirror
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/705/photo0013ti1.jpeg
Late at night, right before getting dirty...haha
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4262/17vv0.jpg
Early in the morning, right after getting dirty
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/8080/36hu9.jpg
My fat belly
http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/6706/photo0015ei9.jpeg
Showering
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/3280/26na1.jpg
Playing with my moobs
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/8633/25bt5.jpg
My backside :blush:
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/4606/photo00131tz2.jpg
And this one takes the cake, a little fetish action :D
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/7567/15jo8.jpg
kinkykitten
01-20-2009, 03:40 AM
*swoooons, goes light headed and faints*
:eat2: Speachless! :eek: :smitten:
Awesome ink too :)
kinkykitten
01-20-2009, 03:41 AM
funny, the first thing that I looked at was that wonderful shade of green eye shadow. And for the record, all boobs are wonderful!
-Uriel
:D hehe :p :blush:
chicken legs
01-20-2009, 03:46 AM
Pretty sure I'll regret this, but fuck it...lol...Hope you girls enjoy
StarScream!
Taken tonight in the bathroom mirror
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/705/photo0013ti1.jpeg
Late at night, right before getting dirty...haha
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4262/17vv0.jpg
Early in the morning, right after getting dirty
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/8080/36hu9.jpg
My fat belly
http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/6706/photo0015ei9.jpeg
Showering
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/3280/26na1.jpg
Playing with my moobs
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/8633/25bt5.jpg
My backside :blush:
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/4606/photo00131tz2.jpg
And this one takes the cake, a little fetish action :D
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/7567/15jo8.jpg
oh....my....goodness....
speechless
Thanks
HDANGEL15
01-20-2009, 04:54 AM
((((STARSCReAM)))
I always thought you were the handsomest....and still do <swooooooooon> :wubu:
MaryElizabethAntoinette
01-20-2009, 06:45 AM
Pretty sure I'll regret this, but fuck it...lol...Hope you girls enjoy
StarScream!
Taken tonight in the bathroom mirror
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/705/photo0013ti1.jpeg
Late at night, right before getting dirty...haha
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4262/17vv0.jpg
Early in the morning, right after getting dirty
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/8080/36hu9.jpg
My fat belly
http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/6706/photo0015ei9.jpeg
Showering
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/3280/26na1.jpg
Playing with my moobs
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/8633/25bt5.jpg
My backside :blush:
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/4606/photo00131tz2.jpg
And this one takes the cake, a little fetish action :D
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/7567/15jo8.jpg
Damn you for being so effin' sexy!!
This picture actually makes me look like I have a bit of boobage as opposed to the usually barely there... :happy:
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/56/l_bfe71d0faf494543a053ce681f2c45fe.jpg
I'm mad that I repped you for the other piccies instead of this one, as this one is even more beautiful!! So consider this a public repping ma lady!! :D
Canonista
01-20-2009, 09:29 AM
Oppps............. EDIT
Haha, I posted pics that were too naughty. I forgot the graphics rule. :blush:
Here are some innocent ones.:p
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c208/Mjz_girl/150520083813.jpg
Forgive the depressing face and smudged eyeliner.
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c208/Mjz_girl/150520083830.jpg
http://www.bhphotovideo.com
Quick! Someone buy her a better camera! I NEED hi-res shots of Hole!
kinkykitten
01-20-2009, 09:53 AM
I'm mad that I repped you for the other piccies instead of this one, as this one is even more beautiful!! So consider this a public repping ma lady!! :D
:blush::blush: Aww thanks beautiful :)
Sarah, I love that photo of you and the eyeshadow suits you!
There are pros to not having big boobs. One major one is they will take a lot more time to sag. :D
http://www.bhphotovideo.com
Quick! Someone buy her a better camera! I NEED hi-res shots of Hole!
Haha. It's to add to the 'effect'. :p
In all seriousnes though, I have a Nokia N70, so there's 2 cameras. One is much better quality than the other and has a flash.I just tend to use the shitty cam because it takes up less memory. I lost my memory card.
Sorry for the long explanation :/
Here is a photo taken with the better lens. ;)
http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/9959/getattachmentcavckvvbrc0.jpg
Louis KC
01-20-2009, 11:16 AM
Sarah, I love that photo of you and the eyeshadow suits you!
There are pros to not having big boobs. One major one is they will take a lot more time to sag. :D
Haha. It's to add to the 'effect'. :p
In all seriousnes though, I have a Nokia N70, so there's 2 cameras. One is much better quality than the other and has a flash.I just tend to use the shitty cam because it takes up less memory. I lost my memory card.
Sorry for the long explanation :/
Here is a photo taken with the better lens. ;)
http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/9959/getattachmentcavckvvbrc0.jpg
Am I the only one who touches myself when the lovely Hole posts pictures?:wubu:
StarScream!
01-20-2009, 12:50 PM
*swoooons, goes light headed and faints*
:eat2: Speachless! :eek: :smitten:
Awesome ink too :)
Haha, :blush::wubu::smitten: Thank you.
StarScream!
01-20-2009, 12:51 PM
oh....my....goodness....
speechless
Thanks
;) your welcome
StarScream!
01-20-2009, 12:52 PM
((((STARSCReAM)))
I always thought you were the handsomest....and still do <swooooooooon> :wubu:
Awww, thank you. :wubu: I've always thought you where pretty damn hot as well. :eat2:
StarScream!
01-20-2009, 12:54 PM
Damn you for being so effin' sexy!!
:p sorry? ;)
StarScream!
01-20-2009, 12:57 PM
thinking these 2 might be better, as i really am not too hot with the self-timer, I need a volunteer to help here...:rolleyes:
Ooh, I like these pictures. :eat1:
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-20-2009, 01:07 PM
Pretty sure I'll regret this, but fuck it...lol...Hope you girls enjoy
StarScream!
\http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/6706/photo0015ei9.jpeg
Showering
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/3280/26na1.jpg
Playing with my moobs
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/8633/25bt5.jpg
My backside :blush:
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/4606/photo00131tz2.jpg
And this one takes the cake, a little fetish action :D
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/7567/15jo8.jpg
Marry me?? :smitten:
Von_Pudge
01-20-2009, 01:16 PM
This picture actually makes me look like I have a bit of boobage as opposed to the usually barely there... :happy:
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/56/l_bfe71d0faf494543a053ce681f2c45fe.jpg
Mmm Iraq.lol.
Sexy sexy sexy wife!:smitten:
StarScream!
01-20-2009, 01:24 PM
Marry me?? :smitten:
I do :wubu:
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-20-2009, 01:26 PM
lol...this is so wrong...but hey I'm 18.... :)
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-20-2009, 01:28 PM
I do :wubu:
I'll hold you on that :P
cammy
01-20-2009, 01:40 PM
Pretty sure I'll regret this, but fuck it...lol...Hope you girls enjoy
StarScream!
Taken tonight in the bathroom mirror
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/705/photo0013ti1.jpeg
Late at night, right before getting dirty...haha
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4262/17vv0.jpg
Early in the morning, right after getting dirty
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/8080/36hu9.jpg
My fat belly
http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/6706/photo0015ei9.jpeg
Showering
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/3280/26na1.jpg
Playing with my moobs
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/8633/25bt5.jpg
My backside :blush:
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/4606/photo00131tz2.jpg
And this one takes the cake, a little fetish action :D
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/7567/15jo8.jpg
Oh yes, StarScream...we so wickedly enjoy!
kinkykitten
01-20-2009, 01:41 PM
Mmm Iraq.lol.
Sexy sexy sexy wife!:smitten:
:blush:
LOL it's not Iraq it's MyRack
May I also add, you have a very nice one too ;) :eat2:
:wubu::wubu::wubu::wubu::wubu:
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-20-2009, 01:43 PM
:blush:
LOL it's not Iraq it's MyRack
May I also add, you have a very nice one too ;) :eat2:
:wubu::wubu::wubu::wubu::wubu:
ahhhh your bra is adorable
StarScream!
01-20-2009, 01:44 PM
lol...this is so wrong...but hey I'm 18.... :)
:shocked: dUHDUHdduhduuummmlaaaummmugh....
PS - sorry can't form coherent words...haha :wubu:
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-20-2009, 01:45 PM
:shocked: dUHDUHdduhduuummmlaaaummmugh....
PS - sorry can't form coherent words...haha :wubu:
mmmmm move up here and u can have me cutie ;)
Canonista
01-20-2009, 01:52 PM
lol...this is so wrong...but hey I'm 18.... :)
As a leg man I have to ask: "where's the rest?"
kinkykitten
01-20-2009, 01:54 PM
ahhhh your bra is adorable
Aw thanks... yours too! :D Nice pic :happy::happy:
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-20-2009, 01:54 PM
As a leg man I have to ask: "where's the rest?"
lol that is a good question...im 5'1 wheres the rest of me???? :confused: lol
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-20-2009, 01:56 PM
Aw thanks... yours too! :D Nice pic :happy::happy:
lol now we all know ur sexxxxier :happy:
Uriel
01-20-2009, 02:05 PM
lol...this is so wrong...but hey I'm 18.... :)
Yes, that is wrong...but only because this is suppossed to be a Nekkid thread. (Stupid bra...):p
-Uriel
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-20-2009, 02:08 PM
Yes, that is wrong...but only because this is suppossed to be a Nekkid thread. (Stupid bra...):p
-Uriel
hey im following rules... no pink areas lol. and im not posting any nude online ever....thats for in person only lol
Canonista
01-20-2009, 02:21 PM
lol that is a good question...im 5'1 wheres the rest of me???? :confused: lol
I'm 6'2. I can loan ya some...:p
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-20-2009, 02:23 PM
I'm 6'2. I can loan ya some...:p
nah im gooooood i like being a shortie in some aspects.
Canonista
01-20-2009, 02:33 PM
nah im gooooood i like being a shortie in some aspects.
I'm a total leg man, and legs on short women are even better!
I just took some pics but it'll be a while before I can post em'. I need to find the Canon software to load it to my confuser. It all got deleted when I re-did my machine after it caught teh interweb herpes a month or so ago.
Ninja Glutton
01-20-2009, 02:38 PM
lol...this is so wrong...but hey I'm 18.... :)
Wow what a gorgeous pic
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-20-2009, 02:38 PM
I'm a total leg man, and legs on short women are even better!
I just took some pics but it'll be a while before I can post em'. I need to find the Canon software to load it to my confuser. It all got deleted when I re-did my machine after it caught teh interweb herpes a month or so ago.
ahhh the wonders of a camera phone.... lol but i am jealous u have a camera....better quality pics for sure.
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-20-2009, 02:39 PM
Wow what a gorgeous pic
awwwww :) thank u dear
Canonista
01-20-2009, 02:40 PM
ahhh the wonders of a camera phone.... lol but i am jealous u have a camera....better quality pics for sure.
It's just a Canon XTi, but the glass rocks. It's a Canon 24-70 f/2.8 L series lens.
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-20-2009, 02:44 PM
It's just a Canon XTi, but the glass rocks. It's a Canon 24-70 f/2.8 L series lens.
like i said....totally envious.... :doh:
StarScream!
01-20-2009, 02:48 PM
like i said....totally envious.... :doh:
Want me to come take some pictures of you. ;):eat2:
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-20-2009, 02:52 PM
Want me to come take some pictures of you. ;):eat2:
mmm we can take pics together....but my bods for your eyes only ;)
Ninja Glutton
01-20-2009, 02:56 PM
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z235/fatguyinblack/Photo1.jpg
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z235/fatguyinblack/Photo2.jpg
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z235/fatguyinblack/Photo3-1.jpg
SanDiega
01-20-2009, 03:00 PM
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z235/fatguyinblack/Photo1.jpg
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z235/fatguyinblack/Photo2.jpg
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z235/fatguyinblack/Photo3-1.jpg
new desktop background please and thankyou
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-20-2009, 03:01 PM
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z235/fatguyinblack/Photo1.jpg
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z235/fatguyinblack/Photo2.jpg
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z235/fatguyinblack/Photo3-1.jpg
Gawgeous!!!!
Green Eyed Fairy
01-20-2009, 03:01 PM
Very handsome, Ninja :bow:
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z235/fatguyinblack/Photo1.jpg
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z235/fatguyinblack/Photo2.jpg
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z235/fatguyinblack/Photo3-1.jpg
You are sexy. :O
Love.Metal
01-20-2009, 03:50 PM
Starscream and Ninja have just made this very sick little girl a very happy, horny little girl *droolage*
God, this thread is better than chicken noodle soup any day!
You gentlemen are astoundingly sexy
<3
StarScream!
01-20-2009, 03:56 PM
Starscream and Ninja have just made this very sick little girl a very happy, horny little girl *droolage*
God, this thread is better than chicken noodle soup any day!
You gentlemen are astoundingly sexy
<3
Awww, glad I could be part of making you feel better :blush:
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-20-2009, 03:58 PM
Awww, glad I could be part of making you feel better :blush:
u made me come come come :smitten: hehehehehehe so when am i going to be re-embursed for all this lol ;)
Ninja Glutton
01-20-2009, 04:00 PM
Starscream and Ninja have just made this very sick little girl a very happy, horny little girl *droolage*
God, this thread is better than chicken noodle soup any day!
You gentlemen are astoundingly sexy
<3
I was happy to oblige ;)
chicken legs
01-20-2009, 04:13 PM
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z235/fatguyinblack/Photo1.jpg
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z235/fatguyinblack/Photo2.jpg
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z235/fatguyinblack/Photo3-1.jpg
mmmmmmm...beelllyyyy...(drools):p
chicken legs
01-20-2009, 04:16 PM
Here's a few more for the thread :rolleyes:
56915
56916
56917
MMMM...bellly closups....mmmm:p
Next time show those legs...;)
Canonista
01-20-2009, 04:29 PM
For your "right click, save as..." pleasure (and geared toward nobody in particular) I give you...
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r288/Canonista/tap_that_ass.gif
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-20-2009, 04:33 PM
For your "right click, save as..." pleasure (and geared toward nobody in particular) I give you...
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r288/Canonista/tap_that_ass.gif
lol....i can honestly say im surprised with the beastiality, Canonista lol
Uriel
01-20-2009, 04:36 PM
Stupid Photoshop is giving me grief...so, in order to not just be a tease, here's one.
-Uriel
chicken legs
01-20-2009, 04:42 PM
Pretty sure I'll regret this, but fuck it...lol...Hope you girls enjoy
StarScream!
My backside :blush:
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/4606/photo00131tz2.jpg
And this one takes the cake, a little fetish action :D
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/7567/15jo8.jpg
This is for you big daddy:D:eat2:
http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/benassi%20bros/video/x1hzqb_benny-bennasi-whos-your-daddy_music
Stupid Photoshop is giving me grief...so, in order to not just be a tease, here's one.
-Uriel
Very nice. :wubu:
Uriel
01-20-2009, 04:47 PM
Very nice. :wubu:
Funny, that T-shirt fell right after that shot, thus the pic that I edited out...Hehehe
-Uriel
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-20-2009, 04:50 PM
Funny, that T-shirt fell right after that shot, thus the pic that I edited out...Hehehe
-Uriel
haha not bad pic dear i must say :bow:
Canonista
01-20-2009, 04:57 PM
lol....i can honestly say im surprised with the beastiality, Canonista lol
Now if I was into that, wouldn't it be "I'd tap that ass's ass"? http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r288/Canonista/Smilies/sick029.gif
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-20-2009, 06:09 PM
ah what the hell....heres another....im honestly convinced i am the most unphotogenice person everrrrr. lol i look a ton better in person i promise lol....so no hasty responses asking if trojan ever settled the lawsuit my mother filed....
Surlysomething
01-20-2009, 06:10 PM
Stupid Photoshop is giving me grief...so, in order to not just be a tease, here's one.
-Uriel
mmm...belly....:eat2:
ah what the hell....heres another....im honestly convinced i am the most unphotogenice person everrrrr. lol i look a ton better in person i promise lol....so no hasty responses asking if trojan ever settled the lawsuit my mother filed....
You're hot. :)
Esther
01-20-2009, 06:16 PM
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z235/fatguyinblack/Photo1.jpg
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z235/fatguyinblack/Photo2.jpg
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z235/fatguyinblack/Photo3-1.jpg
Frig, are you ever cute!
Esther
01-20-2009, 06:17 PM
For your "right click, save as..." pleasure (and geared toward nobody in particular) I give you...
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r288/Canonista/tap_that_ass.gif
dssfhgkjfdsfj
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-20-2009, 06:17 PM
You're hot. :)
look who's talking :rolleyes:
Esther
01-20-2009, 06:18 PM
Pretty sure I'll regret this, but fuck it...lol...Hope you girls enjoy
StarScream!
I enjoyed :smitten:
Esther
01-20-2009, 06:21 PM
Funny, that T-shirt fell right after that shot, thus the pic that I edited out...Hehehe
-Uriel
(proceeds to imagine that):wubu:
Canonista
01-20-2009, 06:53 PM
ah what the hell....heres another....im honestly convinced i am the most unphotogenice person everrrrr. lol i look a ton better in person i promise lol....so no hasty responses asking if trojan ever settled the lawsuit my mother filed....
You're a beautiful young woman and you're quite photogenic.
You NEED to get in front of a knowledgable photographer with professional grade cameras, lenses, and lighting. Even the semi-pro photog who'll do your senior photos is going to have an easy time shooting you.
Canonista
01-20-2009, 06:55 PM
dssfhgkjfdsfj
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r288/Canonista/Unexplainable.jpg
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-20-2009, 07:19 PM
You're a beautiful young woman and you're quite photogenic.
You NEED to get in front of a knowledgable photographer with professional grade cameras, lenses, and lighting. Even the semi-pro photog who'll do your senior photos is going to have an easy time shooting you.
i beg to differ... :P lol im poor....i aint getting senior pics...thats money that could be going towards my books!!! Im financially independant making minumum wage lol...and im a student...i cant afford to spend my paycheck so frivolously lol....unlike the spoiled rich kids i go to school with *death glare* thanks for the compliment though!!!! I may have to steal your camera haha :happy:
Canonista
01-20-2009, 07:28 PM
i beg to differ... :P lol im poor....i aint getting senior pics...thats money that could be going towards my books!!! Im financially independant making minumum wage lol...and im a student...i cant afford to spend my paycheck so frivolously lol....unlike the spoiled rich kids i go to school with *death glare* thanks for the compliment though!!!! I may have to steal your camera haha :happy:
Go to http://www.Photography-On-The.net and look in both the "people" and "glamour & nude" forums for photographers in your area. You may very well find a talented amateur who'd do it for super-cheap.
StarScream!
01-20-2009, 07:29 PM
ah what the hell....heres another....im honestly convinced i am the most unphotogenice person everrrrr. lol i look a ton better in person i promise lol....so no hasty responses asking if trojan ever settled the lawsuit my mother filed....
OH MY GOD *faints*:smitten:
escapist
01-20-2009, 07:37 PM
i beg to differ... :P lol im poor....i aint getting senior pics...thats money that could be going towards my books!!! Im financially independant making minumum wage lol...and im a student...i cant afford to spend my paycheck so frivolously lol....unlike the spoiled rich kids i go to school with *death glare* thanks for the compliment though!!!! I may have to steal your camera haha :happy:
Hey girl, back in the day I had little to no money either, I did a cheep dye job with some Hydrogen peroxide and cheery Koolaid then had my friends mom take pics of me in a park, and I ended up with one of the coolest Senior Photo's :P Just an idea
kinkykitten
01-20-2009, 08:17 PM
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r288/Canonista/Unexplainable.jpg
Epic pic..... loool :D
WeirdMetamorphosis
01-20-2009, 08:26 PM
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r288/Canonista/Unexplainable.jpg
Ok, I am trying to figure out how all this happend in the pic. Hmmm seems like the UPS driver veered off the road getting away from the cops. After the cops catch him the guy with the tux steals the sowing machince and makes him a tux and wala he has him a new tux and a new sowing machine :). Hmmm topic is "Post Your Sexiest Pics Nekkid" thats how we Texans say nekkid well at least I do. Well lets see what pic could I take of me nekkid. Hmmmm I'll have to think on this one. As with Greg House I must go think which means I must play with my balls and my slinky. Yes define those terms in your own way I really mean balls and slinky.
chicken legs
01-20-2009, 08:46 PM
Stupid Photoshop is giving me grief...so, in order to not just be a tease, here's one.
-Uriel
nice .... soapdish..lol;):p:D
kinkykitten
01-20-2009, 08:49 PM
Ok, I am trying to figure out how all this happend in the pic. Hmmm seems like the UPS driver veered off the road getting away from the cops. After the cops catch him the guy with the tux steals the sowing machince and makes him a tux and wala he has him a new tux and a new sowing machine :). Hmmm topic is "Post Your Sexiest Pics Nekkid" thats how we Texans say nekkid well at least I do. Well lets see what pic could I take of me nekkid. Hmmmm I'll have to think on this one. As with Greg House I must go think which means I must play with my balls and my slinky. Yes define those terms in your own way I really mean balls and slinky.
LOL crazy. crazy theory... I like it :p
Ninja Glutton
01-20-2009, 10:06 PM
ah what the hell....heres another....im honestly convinced i am the most unphotogenice person everrrrr. lol i look a ton better in person i promise lol....so no hasty responses asking if trojan ever settled the lawsuit my mother filed....
You are so sexy!
WeirdMetamorphosis
01-20-2009, 10:45 PM
Hmmm I see some people have posted non nekkid pics. I just took one of me on my new G1 Google phone I have. I'm nekkid it's just not a sexual part of my body though. Ok now lets see here I need to upload the photo here and then post it here ok I think I've got this now.
http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh33/WeirdMetamorphosis/1232519669858.jpg
To me this counts as nekkid since my face has no makeup therefore it is nekkid. Though I don't wear any kind of makeup at all. Bleh I got my haircut today and my bangs are like totally wrong like oh muh gah! Lol.
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-21-2009, 03:37 AM
OH MY GOD *faints*:smitten:
haha please....youre a gazillion times sexier..... and ill cath you in my arms...im a strong B1tch
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-21-2009, 03:39 AM
Hey girl, back in the day I had little to no money either, I did a cheep dye job with some Hydrogen peroxide and cheery Koolaid then had my friends mom take pics of me in a park, and I ended up with one of the coolest Senior Photo's :P Just an idea
lol see your hawt though....ahhh anyways...i think ill just have canonista and all yall come up for a little photoshoot, although not the one yall wanted ;) and thennnn yeah itll be a party :P
nrj1986
01-21-2009, 04:30 AM
ah what the hell....heres another....im honestly convinced i am the most unphotogenice person everrrrr. lol i look a ton better in person i promise lol....so no hasty responses asking if trojan ever settled the lawsuit my mother filed....
You can't be even cuter in real life unless you are the cutest girl in the world. ;)
Ok...that might actually be possible... :D
kinkykitten
01-21-2009, 06:27 AM
Hmmm I see some people have posted non nekkid pics. I just took one of me on my new G1 Google phone I have. I'm nekkid it's just not a sexual part of my body though. Ok now lets see here I need to upload the photo here and then post it here ok I think I've got this now.
http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh33/WeirdMetamorphosis/1232519669858.jpg
To me this counts as nekkid since my face has no makeup therefore it is nekkid. Though I don't wear any kind of makeup at all. Bleh I got my haircut today and my bangs are like totally wrong like oh muh gah! Lol.
Awwwwh hello! It's nice to put a face to a name :happy: :bow:
Uriel
01-21-2009, 07:36 AM
You can't be even cuter in real life unless you are the cutest girl in the world. ;)
Ok...that might actually be possible... :D
Um, she is indeed very cute, but the cutest girl in the World sent me some photos last night that made my heart skip a beat (Or three)...
She knows who she is.
:smitten:
-Uriel
Uriel
01-21-2009, 07:37 AM
mmm...belly....:eat2:
Why thank you.
It jiggles and wiggles and dances about too...
-Uriel
Uriel
01-21-2009, 07:39 AM
(proceeds to imagine that):wubu:
Only my cat saw (And she just meowed for me to get out of the way, since she likes to drink from the faucet...:D )
-Uriel
PS: I think she was looking at my ass...I know that my gay male cat was.
Uriel
01-21-2009, 07:44 AM
nice .... soapdish..lol;):p:D
Hey! :D
At least I have soap....and toilet paper.
I only mention it because these are my two pet peeves when visiting people's houses. Why is it that so many guys never have soap in their bathroom?
kinkykitten
01-21-2009, 08:23 AM
Hey! :D
At least I have soap....and toilet paper.
I only mention it because these are my two pet peeves when visiting people's houses. Why is it that so many guys never have soap in their bathroom?
Lol...
Great, you have basic hygiene skills! I'm impressed! :p ;)
chicken legs
01-21-2009, 10:10 AM
Hey! :D
At least I have soap....and toilet paper.
I only mention it because these are my two pet peeves when visiting people's houses. Why is it that so many guys never have soap in their bathroom?
Hehehehe...i was really impressed ....with the soapdish. That is a true sign of a guy's hotness:D:wubu:
Uriel
01-21-2009, 10:15 AM
I have far better than basic skills, Bratty Kitten.
Some of us shower daily, wear cologne, trim our nails and even our nose hairs (Sorry, TMI, but a friend of mine's gf is always yelling and trimming his, since he doesn;t care. He is also sort of smelly...Hehe).
I'm just saying that it is enough work for you girls already, it's nice whn a guy takes a little initiative when it comes to cleanliness.
:P
kinkykitten
01-21-2009, 10:46 AM
I have far better than basic skills, Bratty Kitten.
Some of us shower daily, wear cologne, trim our nails and even our nose hairs (Sorry, TMI, but a friend of mine's gf is always yelling and trimming his, since he doesn;t care. He is also sort of smelly...Hehe).
I'm just saying that it is enough work for you girls already, it's nice whn a guy takes a little initiative when it comes to cleanliness.
:P
Lol.. Good to know! I don't know many women that like men with poor personal hygiene :blink:
Nice to know that there are more guys out there who actually make the effort :) :p
Esther
01-21-2009, 04:28 PM
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r288/Canonista/Unexplainable.jpg
WOW!
That is the best thing ever! hahahaha
Surlysomething
01-22-2009, 07:43 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3129/3204667811_0e89b8340f.jpg
WhiteHotRazor
01-22-2009, 07:49 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3129/3204667811_0e89b8340f.jpg
You have a fan named WHR.
Canonista
01-22-2009, 07:54 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3129/3204667811_0e89b8340f.jpg
The word "motorboat" comes to mind...:wubu::wubu::wubu:
Green Eyed Fairy
01-23-2009, 09:33 AM
Looking most excellent Surly. :bow:
You're inspiring me to take some more boobage photos ;) :D
Canonista
01-23-2009, 09:43 AM
Looking most excellent Surly. :bow:
You're inspiring me to take some more boobage photos ;) :D
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r288/Canonista/Smilies/monkeydance.gif
Ninja Glutton
01-23-2009, 02:56 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3129/3204667811_0e89b8340f.jpg
Wow. So sexy. You're about to burst out of your clothes :eat2::eat2::smitten:
Surlysomething
01-23-2009, 08:49 PM
Thanks, everyone :blush:
WeirdMetamorphosis
01-23-2009, 09:08 PM
Wow. So sexy. You're about to burst out of your clothes :eat2::eat2::smitten:
Ya why aren't you turning green lol She-Hulk Grrrr. Mmmm motorboat.
Wagimawr
01-23-2009, 11:55 PM
Belly and Boobsyummy and yummy. nice panties too ;)
StarScream!
01-24-2009, 03:17 AM
haha please....youre a gazillion times sexier..... and ill cath you in my arms...im a strong B1tch
Awww, *falls into your arms*
Now what are you going to do with me? :p
:wubu::wubu::wubu::wubu:
likeitmatters
01-24-2009, 03:45 AM
The word "motorboat" comes to mind...:wubu::wubu::wubu:
I am speechless...are they ready to be pulled or what? dont think the wonderbra could give them much lift...lol
a thing of beauty....
:bow::bow:
chicken legs
01-24-2009, 05:05 AM
Awww, *falls into your arms*
Now what are you going to do with me? :p
:wubu::wubu::wubu::wubu:
hey, Wait a sec....does this mean no more eye candy?:confused::(:D
Green Eyed Fairy
01-24-2009, 05:29 AM
yummy and yummy. nice panties too ;)
I love her bra, too.....and want to know where she got it :D
Wagimawr
01-24-2009, 10:39 AM
whoooooooooops.
didn't notice the bra :p
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-24-2009, 11:45 AM
hey, Wait a sec....does this mean no more eye candy?:confused::(:D
bodily yes....well post some body pics of us together after he comes up :D
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-24-2009, 11:46 AM
Awww, *falls into your arms*
Now what are you going to do with me? :p
:wubu::wubu::wubu::wubu:
hold u as tight as I can and never let you go....:wubu:
Canonista
01-24-2009, 03:03 PM
I am speechless...are they ready to be pulled or what? dont think the wonderbra could give them much lift...lol
a thing of beauty....
:bow::bow:
See the movie "The Wedding Crashers".
http://k43.pbase.com/o6/54/73654/1/77461572.TE579ERW.vincemotorboat.gif
Surlysomething
01-24-2009, 04:01 PM
you guys are hilarious
StarScream!
01-25-2009, 12:26 PM
hold u as tight as I can and never let you go....:wubu:
:wubu::smitten:
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-25-2009, 12:31 PM
:wubu::smitten:
lol i cant wait for u to come up :)
StarScream!
01-25-2009, 12:32 PM
lol i cant wait for u to come up :)
Me either, I wish I could leave right now and come up. :(
Hopefully very very soon!:blush:
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-25-2009, 12:41 PM
Me either, I wish I could leave right now and come up. :(
Hopefully very very soon!:blush:
your health is way more important to me than a few weeks...take your time baby
ahtnamas
01-25-2009, 08:22 PM
things happen in the dark.....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v162/babydoll_5512/Samm/whitebra2.jpg
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-25-2009, 08:25 PM
things happen in the dark.....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v162/babydoll_5512/Samm/whitebra2.jpg
awwwww cute!!!!!! :happy:
Alicia Rose
01-25-2009, 08:42 PM
things happen in the dark.....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v162/babydoll_5512/Samm/whitebra2.jpg
Oooh. I likes whats I sees. And I makes everythings plurals.
Louis KC
01-25-2009, 09:04 PM
things happen in the dark.....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v162/babydoll_5512/Samm/whitebra2.jpg
What a lovely set of lovely's!:eat2:
Esther
01-25-2009, 09:35 PM
things happen in the dark.....
Awesome racks happen in the dark!
Crystal
01-25-2009, 09:41 PM
Awesome racks happen in the dark!
Seriously!
Ahtnamas, I am totally jealous. You are so well proportioned and you look beautiful. :)
I wish I had something worth mentioning up top... :P
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-25-2009, 09:46 PM
Seriously!
Ahtnamas, I am totally jealous. You are so well proportioned and you look beautiful. :)
I wish I had something worth mentioning up top... :P
ah big boobies have their downside! I have bad back pain, its hard to find bras and when ya do they arent cute, and guys are real pigs about it...
they are nice in theory...but believe me nothing to be jealous of...
though her breasts are rather nice *sits and satres while eating some fruit loops* :eat1:
ah big boobies have their downside! I have bad back pain, its hard to find bras and when ya do they arent cute, and guys are real pigs about it...
they are nice in theory...but believe me nothing to be jealous of...
though her breasts are rather nice *sits and satres while eating some fruit loops* :eat1:
I'm a 28G and believe me, you CAN find gorgeous bras! The UK is generally better for that though, but sites like Curvylicious (http://www.curvylicious.co.uk) have good prices and charge a low flat-rate for shipping!
Can't do much about men being pigs unfortunately. /hate
~da rev~
01-25-2009, 09:53 PM
What a great thread!
Nice pics, everyone!
Lavasse
01-25-2009, 09:55 PM
things happen in the dark.....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v162/babydoll_5512/Samm/whitebra2.jpg
Very very very nice things happen apparently!!!
kinkykitten
01-26-2009, 12:21 AM
ahtnamas... so cute! Lovely pic :happy:
kinkykitten
01-26-2009, 12:23 AM
Seriously!
Ahtnamas, I am totally jealous. You are so well proportioned and you look beautiful. :)
I wish I had something worth mentioning up top... :P
I agree! lol.. Totally envious! hehe. I barely fill an A cup :blush: aaargh :(
Alicia Rose
01-26-2009, 06:22 AM
I wish I had something worth mentioning up top... :P
Disagreement! Your boobies are very nice :D
things happen in the dark.....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v162/babydoll_5512/Samm/whitebra2.jpg
Ahhh..."the Queen of the Niles" :) Nice
Tanuki
01-26-2009, 06:58 AM
things happen in the dark.....
Very lovely pic :wubu:
Surlysomething
01-26-2009, 07:33 AM
all I see is a black square, haha
ahtnamas
01-26-2009, 10:10 AM
Seriously!
Ahtnamas, I am totally jealous. You are so well proportioned and you look beautiful. :)
I wish I had something worth mentioning up top... :P
Trust me, nothing to be jealous of at all! There are days (most infact) where I wish I was about 1/2 my size.
If you want, I'll be more then happy to share some w/ you
ahtnamas
01-26-2009, 10:14 AM
ah big boobies have their downside! I have bad back pain, its hard to find bras and when ya do they arent cute, and guys are real pigs about it...
they are nice in theory...but believe me nothing to be jealous of...
though her breasts are rather nice *sits and stares while eating some fruit loops* :eat1:
I've learned it doesn't matter if the bra isn't cute if no one's looking at it.
fruit loops and boobs... Can't argue with that
ahtnamas
01-26-2009, 10:16 AM
I'm a 28G and believe me, you CAN find gorgeous bras! The UK is generally better for that though, but sites like Curvylicious (http://www.curvylicious.co.uk) have good prices and charge a low flat-rate for shipping!
Can't do much about men being pigs unfortunately. /hate
:smitten:
I'm totally going on a bra shopping spree!!
Canonista
01-26-2009, 11:37 AM
I've learned it doesn't matter if the bra isn't cute if no one's looking at it.
fruit loops and boobs... Can't argue with that
<---Prefers women without bras.
Free movement = yummy goodness!
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-26-2009, 12:16 PM
<---Prefers women without bras.
Free movement = yummy goodness!
hey canonista heres those legs you were looking for....but clothed :)
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-26-2009, 12:17 PM
ahhh i forgot to attach...im an idiot i know lol
Wagimawr
01-26-2009, 12:22 PM
Seriously long legs there, or so it seems :p very nice.
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-26-2009, 12:26 PM
Seriously long legs there, or so it seems :p very nice.
oh god no...I'm 5'1...maybe its the angle lol
ahhh i forgot to attach...im an idiot i know lol
Are you on the can? :eek:
:p
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-26-2009, 12:52 PM
Are you on the can? :eek:
:p
lmao u know it...nah im on the floor chilling...texting people...didnt feel like going to class haha
Canonista
01-26-2009, 01:03 PM
ahhh i forgot to attach...im an idiot i know lol
Shorts! We need shorts!
(Can you have a friend hold your camera and take the shot for you? A "hips to toes" shot would be the awesomest thing ever!)
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-26-2009, 01:13 PM
Shorts! We need shorts!
(Can you have a friend hold your camera and take the shot for you? A "hips to toes" shot would be the awesomest thing ever!)
haha maybe when bobby comes up he will
WhiteHotRazor
01-26-2009, 02:21 PM
good lord :mad:
good lord :mad:
What's wrong?
Uriel
01-26-2009, 02:43 PM
good lord :mad:
I know that this is the 'mad' face, but it looks like the 'You kids Get Off Of My Lawn!!!' face...
-Uriel
WhiteHotRazor
01-26-2009, 02:58 PM
I know that this is the 'mad' face, but it looks like the 'You kids Get Off Of My Lawn!!!' face...
-Uriel
that's called the clint squint
MaryElizabethAntoinette
01-26-2009, 03:04 PM
good lord :mad:
Hahaha! :doh: + :eek:
Love.Metal
01-26-2009, 03:05 PM
good lord :mad:
If you are "good lord-ing" over what I think you are "good lord-ing" about...then yes.
Yes, I shall second that "good lord".
[the resident agnostic is using religious terminology! Abort annoying topics, quick!]
Love.Metal
01-26-2009, 03:07 PM
Hahaha! :doh: + :eek:
*glances over shoulder* Holy shit!!
I did not see you there...I mean, I know we like, share a brain...but quit stalking me!!
haha.
I kid. Follow me, my other-side-of-the-country twin.
[although these days, it seems to be turning into more of a CUNTry...]
<3
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-26-2009, 03:08 PM
good lord :mad:
ahhhh whatd I do this time? >.< :doh:
Ninja Glutton
01-26-2009, 03:15 PM
things happen in the dark.....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v162/babydoll_5512/Samm/whitebra2.jpg
Very sexy picture
Melian
01-26-2009, 03:41 PM
If you are "good lord-ing" over what I think you are "good lord-ing" about...then yes.
Yes, I shall second that "good lord".
[the resident agnostic is using religious terminology! Abort annoying topics, quick!]
I think this is what you're trying to say.....THREADCRUSH!!!!
(with leg, for those interested :rolleyes:)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/Ungoliant/threadcrush.jpg
MaryElizabethAntoinette
01-26-2009, 03:42 PM
I think this is what you're trying to say.....THREADCRUSH!!!!
(with leg, for those interested :rolleyes:)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/Ungoliant/threadcrush.jpg
Damn the need for giving out more reputation before I give it to you again!
Melian
01-26-2009, 03:43 PM
Damn the need for giving out more reputation before I give it to you again!
It's the thought that counts :kiss2:
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-26-2009, 03:44 PM
I think this is what you're trying to say.....THREADCRUSH!!!!
(with leg, for those interested :rolleyes:)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/Ungoliant/threadcrush.jpg
schweet boots!!!!!!!!! :D
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-26-2009, 03:46 PM
ahh why do i feel i've ruined this thread?? >.< please enlighten me if i'v done so....hmm....we need more naked nesssss :P
Melian
01-26-2009, 03:53 PM
ahh why do i feel i've ruined this thread?? >.< please enlighten me if i'v done so....hmm....we need more naked nesssss :P
It's the naked thread.....this thread will never die, no matter how much anyone wants that, so no worries.
Surlysomething
01-26-2009, 04:00 PM
good lord :mad:
pretty ridiculous, eh? :doh:
Love.Metal
01-26-2009, 04:06 PM
Damn the need for giving out more reputation before I give it to you again!
Repped.
Because really, whether it comes from you or me, it's the same.
We are...the same<---said in spooky, ominous voice
<3
Holy shitballs, I just realized that this is post #666 on this thread.
Tonight shall be awesome now.
Green Eyed Fairy
01-26-2009, 04:08 PM
good lord :mad:
You're much nicer than I am....I was thinking more along the lines of:
OH MY FUCKING GAWD :doh:
Crystal
01-26-2009, 04:23 PM
Trust me, nothing to be jealous of at all! There are days (most infact) where I wish I was about 1/2 my size.
If you want, I'll be more then happy to share some w/ you
I'll definitely take you up on that! :happy:
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-26-2009, 05:14 PM
mmmm I love the haters... :wubu: hate me how you wish I'm ALL good and a bag of chips :eat1: so have fun talking behind my back. (Note: not directed at anyone spefically: those who are saying crap you know who you are :)
Green Eyed Fairy
01-26-2009, 05:17 PM
JFX....can someone PLEASE post a nekkid picture again? :doh:
*looks over at WHR* :batting:
WhiteHotRazor
01-26-2009, 05:24 PM
JFX....can someone PLEASE post a nekkid picture again? :doh:
*looks over at WHR* :batting:
I would but my camera has been Hijacked
Green Eyed Fairy
01-26-2009, 05:25 PM
I would but my camera has been Hijacked
I guess we will have to make do then......got a webcam baby ;) :p
ahtnamas
01-26-2009, 05:30 PM
Nekkidness
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v162/babydoll_5512/Samm/Merg/IMG_0074.jpg
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-26-2009, 05:31 PM
Nekkidness
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v162/babydoll_5512/Samm/Merg/IMG_0074.jpg
:happy: Yay threads back :)
Green Eyed Fairy
01-26-2009, 05:31 PM
I don't know about everyone else....but I just repped the hell out of Ahtnamas ;)
Some really lovely boobage you have going on there Lady :bow: :bow: :bow:
WhiteHotRazor
01-26-2009, 05:33 PM
I would rep her if I could because that's one hell of a pic.
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-26-2009, 05:36 PM
I would rep her if I could because that's one hell of a pic.
agreed :happy: thats definitely up there with the best pics on the thread for sure
ahtnamas
01-26-2009, 05:37 PM
I don't know about everyone else....but I just repped the hell out of Ahtnamas ;)
Some really lovely boobage you have going on there Lady :bow: :bow: :bow:
Thanks...
Took all day of thinking about it to get up the courage to do that.
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-26-2009, 05:39 PM
Thanks...
Took all day of thinking about it to get up the courage to do that.
Yeah girl I got mad respect for you...I would not have the bawls to do that. It's nice that a girl is confident enough with her body to post and do it tastefully at that :happy: Serious like wow, props to you girl!!!!! :)
WhiteHotRazor
01-26-2009, 05:42 PM
I guess we will have to make do then......got a webcam baby ;) :p
I don't, maybe I should buy one...what are they like 15 bucks these days?
WhiteHotRazor
01-26-2009, 05:44 PM
Thanks...
Took all day of thinking about it to get up the courage to do that.
Please keep being courageous...very nice chica.
Love.Metal
01-26-2009, 05:46 PM
I don't, maybe I should buy one...what are they like 15 bucks these days?
Oh geez, I WILL PAY FOR IT
just get yer ass nekkid and dance, boy, DANCE!
*waiting*
WhiteHotRazor
01-26-2009, 05:54 PM
For some reason that webcam scene from American Pie just ran through my head. "GO TRIG BOY IT'S YA BIRTHDAY"
Archangel_257
01-26-2009, 05:54 PM
Oh geez, I WILL PAY FOR IT
just get yer ass nekkid and dance, boy, DANCE!
*waiting*
You sound like the Goonies. C'mon Chunk do the truffle shuffle...
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-26-2009, 05:57 PM
You sound like the Goonies. C'mon Chunk do the truffle shuffle...
Ironically he has a sixpack now...or was that the kid from Stand by me??? ah I mix up my 80's kid actors....I'm a nineties child haha :happy:
WhiteHotRazor
01-26-2009, 06:01 PM
You sound like the Goonies. C'mon Chunk do the truffle shuffle...
Right?..c'mon shake it fattie do the chunk shuffle bitch...I believe that was said by Kevin Smith once.
Alicia Rose
01-26-2009, 07:40 PM
Nekkidness
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v162/babydoll_5512/Samm/Merg/IMG_0074.jpg
Oohh. :wubu:
Melian
01-27-2009, 12:03 PM
Oh geez, I WILL PAY FOR IT
just get yer ass nekkid and dance, boy, DANCE!
*waiting*
Let's start a collection.
BUT HE MUST PROVIDE A WEEKLY SHOW.
Archangel_257
01-27-2009, 12:32 PM
Funny thing is that I used to have to do the truffle shuffle back when I was a freshman on my HS swim team to get a hot shower from the seniors. And yes, this fatty swam and kicked ass doing it...
MaryElizabethAntoinette
01-27-2009, 12:55 PM
Funny thing is that I used to have to do the truffle shuffle back when I was a freshman on my HS swim team to get a hot shower from the seniors. And yes, this fatty swam and kicked ass doing it...
Okay okay... I have the most ridiculous and inappropriate locker room story. I can't resist sharing it here, I'm sure people will get a laugh.
So at the all boys Catholic high school in the area (where most of my friends went) they have a tradition in the locker room which is just the silliest/weirdest thing ever.
It's called a "Hog Race".
Two guys would invert their junk... then all the other guys would stand around them to watch and chant "HOG RACE! HOG RACE!" ...and whoever's junk un-inverted itself first... would win.
Ah the kinky hilarity!
Melian
01-27-2009, 02:27 PM
Okay okay... I have the most ridiculous and inappropriate locker room story. I can't resist sharing it here, I'm sure people will get a laugh.
So at the all boys Catholic high school in the area (where most of my friends went) they have a tradition in the locker room which is just the silliest/weirdest thing ever.
It's called a "Hog Race".
Two guys would invert their junk... then all the other guys would stand around them to watch and chant "HOG RACE! HOG RACE!" ...and whoever's junk un-inverted itself first... would win.
Ah the kinky hilarity!
Hahaha....gross :p
What kind of sick, twisted school did you attend? Not like my high school, where the seniors waited inside the locker room for the juniors to come in to shower, then circle-jerked all over them. :doh:
Alicia Rose
01-27-2009, 03:24 PM
...stuff like this is why I never showered at school. >.<
Green Eyed Fairy
01-27-2009, 05:34 PM
I don't, maybe I should buy one...what are they like 15 bucks these days?
I........dunno....
Some guy I know on the net sent me his old one for free is the only reason I have one :p
WhiteHotRazor
01-27-2009, 05:52 PM
I........dunno....
Some guy I know on the net sent me his old one for free is the only reason I have one :p
well if you feel like broadcasting let me know ;)
WillSpark
01-27-2009, 07:02 PM
Funny thing is that I used to have to do the truffle shuffle back when I was a freshman on my HS swim team to get a hot shower from the seniors. And yes, this fatty swam and kicked ass doing it...
Well, first off, whoo! Fellow HS swimmer! And second, ha, yeah, I know the feeling, you know, swim team, token fat guy. It was a great life experience though.
And those are some awkward experiences. I lived it and didn't even have anything like that. The weirdest thing involved 2 guys (one's ass and one's unknowing mouth) and a Chewy bar....it was like a hilarious disgusting Chewy Bar spit-take.
StarScream!
01-28-2009, 03:34 PM
haha maybe when bobby comes up he will
Sure will :smitten:
SoliloquyOfaSiren
01-28-2009, 03:40 PM
Sure will :smitten:
Ill hold u on that one :p
99Haints
01-28-2009, 04:13 PM
Okay okay... I have the most ridiculous and inappropriate locker room story. I can't resist sharing it here, I'm sure people will get a laugh.
So at the all boys Catholic high school in the area (where most of my friends went) they have a tradition in the locker room which is just the silliest/weirdest thing ever.
It's called a "Hog Race".
Two guys would invert their junk... then all the other guys would stand around them to watch and chant "HOG RACE! HOG RACE!" ...and whoever's junk un-inverted itself first... would win.
Ah the kinky hilarity!
I always thought my gym teacher was purposefully ignoring my cigarette smoke billowing out of the locker room. Now I know he was just afraid of disrupting a penis race, which make alot more sense.:bow:
johnnytattoos
01-28-2009, 05:13 PM
Come on...nothing beats the "helicopter" as far as locker room hi-jinks goes.
Smite
01-28-2009, 10:18 PM
I don't even want to say happened in my locker rooms. It wasn't sexual, just 100% violent and boy do I regret it ever since.
Melian
01-29-2009, 05:34 AM
Come on...nothing beats the "helicopter" as far as locker room hi-jinks goes.
Ugh...I heard rumours of those, too.
*vomits*
Green Eyed Fairy
01-29-2009, 06:06 AM
You know what's even wronger? That it went from a tuck your dingy contest....to helicopters...to a circle jerk.
It's pretty darn bad when even *I* am freaked out by penis........:doh: :p
CherryRVA
01-29-2009, 07:52 AM
Guess I got lucky. I was never subjected to locker room hi-jinks. All the girls where I lived seemed to mind their manners. Within the confines of the school, that is....
I took a couple of new pics last night, was just in that sort of mood. Don't mind the Xmas tree, it's coming down this weekend, I promise! :)
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg128/the_new_steph/12809number4.jpg
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg128/the_new_steph/12809number3.jpg
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg128/the_new_steph/12809number5.jpg
This is what happens when it is 2am and I have insomnia....:blink:
kinkykitten
01-29-2009, 10:58 AM
Aww cute pics Cherry :) :bow:
chicken legs
01-29-2009, 11:08 AM
i agree very cute pics Cherry:D
CherryRVA
01-29-2009, 11:47 AM
Thank you both very much. :)
It's nice to hear the compliments. And that other people think so besides my fiance and my girlfriend. It's something I am working on.
I told them last night that I'm trying to work on self esteem issues lately. Since the weight started coming back, I was feeling very bad about myself and the way I look. I had started to think they were only saying I looked nice or hot because they love me.
They both said "Fat or thin, we love you either way. We're not going anywhere. If you are not happy, do something about it. Or stop complaining."
And it was pretty much agreed that self confidence is extremely attractive, so I have decided to try to cut the complaining out and be happy with myself. And also that if people give compliments, I should accept what they say as true and say "Thank you!" instead of "Are you kidding me? I look hideous..."
I love the way my girlfriend put it....."You are with two very vain people. I think between him and I, we have spent about 1 human lifetime looking at ourselves in the mirror. If you were unattractive, we would tell you."
I love her......:smitten:
Canonista
01-29-2009, 11:55 AM
You know what's even wronger? That it went from a tuck your dingy contest....to helicopters...to a circle jerk.
It's pretty darn bad when even *I* am freaked out by penis........:doh: :p
Well if you ever change your mind....;)
fatnhappymax
01-29-2009, 01:56 PM
This is taking a lot of courage, so, please be nice...
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3087/3236810669_89a24b3917.jpg?v=0
chicken legs
01-29-2009, 02:28 PM
so does that mean no biting or spanking..dam you are no fun..but still nice to look at..:eat2:
ok how about just one belly rub..i promise to play nice..pretty please...
99Haints
01-29-2009, 03:32 PM
I don't even want to say happened in my locker rooms. It wasn't sexual, just 100% violent and boy do I regret it ever since.
You didn't tape anyones' buns together, did you? I hear you get detention for that.
MaryElizabethAntoinette
01-29-2009, 04:25 PM
Guess I got lucky. I was never subjected to locker room hi-jinks. All the girls where I lived seemed to mind their manners. Within the confines of the school, that is....
I took a couple of new pics last night, was just in that sort of mood. Don't mind the Xmas tree, it's coming down this weekend, I promise! :)
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg128/the_new_steph/12809number4.jpg
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg128/the_new_steph/12809number3.jpg
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg128/the_new_steph/12809number5.jpg
This is what happens when it is 2am and I have insomnia....:blink:
OOoo! I love your tattoos. :happy:
MaryElizabethAntoinette
01-29-2009, 04:26 PM
This is taking a lot of courage, so, please be nice...
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3087/3236810669_89a24b3917.jpg?v=0
You are effin' adorable. Ya know, in that sexy way. ;)
Ninja Glutton
01-29-2009, 04:41 PM
We never really had locker room hijinks either besides teasing the fat kid and occasionally fights.
Green Eyed Fairy
01-29-2009, 05:09 PM
I told them last night that I'm trying to work on self esteem issues lately. Since the weight started coming back, I was feeling very bad about myself and the way I look. I had started to think they were only saying I looked nice or hot because they love me.
They both said "Fat or thin, we love you either way. We're not going anywhere. If you are not happy, do something about it. Or stop complaining."
And it was pretty much agreed that self confidence is extremely attractive, so I have decided to try to cut the complaining out and be happy with myself. And also that if people give compliments, I should accept what they say as true and say "Thank you!" instead of "Are you kidding me? I look hideous..."
I think you have some truly gorgeous hair- very nice photos. :bow:
I have also had the same problems from weight gain- not feeling as attractive- even in a place such as this that seems to worship the gaining.
About the compliments...I always view them as gifts- whether given or received. All should be in earnest and valued :)
Well if you ever change your mind....;)
This is the nekkid picture thread....gonna show me what it is I have to fear? ;) :p
This is taking a lot of courage, so, please be nice...
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3087/3236810669_89a24b3917.jpg?v=0
Very cute :)
Canonista
01-29-2009, 06:22 PM
This is the nekkid picture thread....gonna show me what it is I have to fear? ;) :p
I'm Irish. You only need be afraid if you're ticklish...:doh:
Green Eyed Fairy
01-29-2009, 06:25 PM
I'm Irish. You only need be afraid if you're ticklish...:doh:
I'm Scottish...us bonnie lasses are used to the tender Celtic things.... ;)
Canonista
01-30-2009, 01:21 AM
I'm Scottish...us bonnie lasses are used to the tender Celtic things.... ;)
Boiled potatoes?
kinkykitten
01-30-2009, 08:48 AM
This is taking a lot of courage, so, please be nice...
Lovely! :wubu: Thanks for sharing with us :happy:
Green Eyed Fairy
01-30-2009, 09:38 AM
Boiled potatoes?
Now you have me wondering just how tender your potato really is......;) :p
Canonista
01-30-2009, 10:23 AM
Now you have me wondering just how tender your potato really is......;) :p
Right now, not very tender at all...;)
Green Eyed Fairy
01-30-2009, 07:32 PM
the rep system is very frustrating for me.......:doh:
Guess I got lucky. I was never subjected to locker room hi-jinks. All the girls where I lived seemed to mind their manners. Within the confines of the school, that is....
I took a couple of new pics last night, was just in that sort of mood. Don't mind the Xmas tree, it's coming down this weekend, I promise! :)
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg128/the_new_steph/12809number4.jpg
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg128/the_new_steph/12809number3.jpg
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg128/the_new_steph/12809number5.jpg
This is what happens when it is 2am and I have insomnia....:blink:
Looking goooood. :)
Miklosanin
01-30-2009, 07:50 PM
Nekkidness
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v162/babydoll_5512/Samm/Merg/IMG_0074.jpg
Meeee likey :)
NyGiant
02-02-2009, 05:27 AM
thinking these 2 might be better, as i really am not too hot with the self-timer, I need a volunteer to help here...:rolleyes:
Damn lookin sexy as usual (wish i had me a feeder like that:wubu:) keep those pics comin hun
CherryRVA
02-02-2009, 06:23 AM
MaryElisabethAntoinette - Thanks for the compliment on the tattoos. I posted clearer pictures of them in the tattoo thread. Heh, ur in Boston....my girlfriend just moved here from Taunton, Mass, back in October. I love her Yankee accent, even though I pick on her about it....like making fun of how she sez "fart".
Her "OMG - your dog just farted on me!!!!
Me "Do you mean f-a-r-t or -f-a-h-h-h-h-t?"
I just joke her about it a little, just like she does with my Southern accent. She's just getting sick of the people at her work making her say words. "Say car! Say water! Say Barbara!" I think those people are going to learn quickly why Darth Vader is one of her favorite things in the world. Force-choke them, she will.
Hole - Thanks for the compliment! My first smile of the day! :)
MaryElizabethAntoinette
02-02-2009, 12:05 PM
MaryElisabethAntoinette - Thanks for the compliment on the tattoos. I posted clearer pictures of them in the tattoo thread. Heh, ur in Boston....my girlfriend just moved here from Taunton, Mass, back in October. I love her Yankee accent, even though I pick on her about it....like making fun of how she sez "fart".
Her "OMG - your dog just farted on me!!!!
Me "Do you mean f-a-r-t or -f-a-h-h-h-h-t?"
I just joke her about it a little, just like she does with my Southern accent. She's just getting sick of the people at her work making her say words. "Say car! Say water! Say Barbara!" I think those people are going to learn quickly why Darth Vader is one of her favorite things in the world. Force-choke them, she will.
Hahaha, ahhh yes, the infamous Boston accent! I'm lucky, I don't have too bad of one. Usually people ask me if I'm from Philly, cuz apparently I talk like I'm from there. Which I guess makes sense cuz my family is from there, so my dad has the accent, and I probably got it from being around him.
But I consider myself lucky, not having that goofy accent.
Well... I guess I have a hint of it, moreso when I'm mad. If I'm yelling, or ranting or something, the Boston accent comes out stronger.
SanDiega
02-02-2009, 01:20 PM
Hahaha, ahhh yes, the infamous Boston accent! I'm lucky, I don't have too bad of one. Usually people ask me if I'm from Philly, cuz apparently I talk like I'm from there. Which I guess makes sense cuz my family is from there, so my dad has the accent, and I probably got it from being around him.
But I consider myself lucky, not having that goofy accent.
Well... I guess I have a hint of it, moreso when I'm mad. If I'm yelling, or ranting or something, the Boston accent comes out stronger.
No accent? Too bad! One of my best freinds was lives in Boston. It bums me out that she dosnt have an accent, I find them comically adorable. I love all the various regional accents from around the US.
theronin23
02-08-2009, 06:15 AM
*sigh*
Here you go :)
Excuse the blur, and the mess
MaryElizabethAntoinette
02-08-2009, 08:41 AM
*sigh*
Here you go :)
Excuse the blur, and the mess
Ooo cute!
And I see you've been debating this whole thread whether or not to post a picture, glad you finally decided to!
Love.Metal
02-10-2009, 10:05 PM
Ok, so before you judge me, I was a teensy bit inebriated and I happened to feel the need for some pics.
Here is one.
I'm wearing "fuck me" shoes, but they didn't show up :[
Damn long legs...
<3
WhiteHotRazor
02-10-2009, 10:08 PM
pretty hot there chica
Louis KC
02-10-2009, 10:17 PM
Ok, so before you judge me, I was a teensy bit inebriated and I happened to feel the need for some pics.
Here is one.
I'm wearing "fuck me" shoes, but they didn't show up :[
Damn long legs...
<3
Holy shit! I can't type because there is no blood in my brain!:smitten:
icenine
02-10-2009, 10:25 PM
Ok, so before you judge me, I was a teensy bit inebriated and I happened to feel the need for some pics.
Here is one.
I'm wearing "fuck me" shoes, but they didn't show up :[
Damn long legs...
<3
:eek: Are you trying to give us a heart attack? So anyway umm if I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?:D
Ok, so before you judge me, I was a teensy bit inebriated and I happened to feel the need for some pics.
Here is one.
I'm wearing "fuck me" shoes, but they didn't show up :[
Damn long legs...
<3
Amazing figure and amazing legs!
icenine
02-11-2009, 12:50 AM
Not nekkid but funny none the less. I love toilet humor. . . .LITERALLY!
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a267/albumgeek/IMG_0032-1.jpg
Ok, so before you judge me, I was a teensy bit inebriated and I happened to feel the need for some pics.
Here is one.
I'm wearing "fuck me" shoes, but they didn't show up :[
Damn long legs...
<3
What hotness! I wish I have legs like that!
kinkykitten
02-11-2009, 02:54 AM
theronin23...
Oh my :eat2:
love.metal...
Jeeezus girl :eek: hot damn!
icenine...
Lol.. Great shot :P
Tanuki
02-11-2009, 01:37 PM
Not nekkid but funny none the less. I love toilet humor. . . .LITERALLY!
Hehehe cool pic!
Surlysomething
02-11-2009, 01:56 PM
Not nekkid but funny none the less. I love toilet humor. . . .LITERALLY!
Nice! I love on the can pics, they 'crack' me up. ;)
~da rev~
02-11-2009, 02:44 PM
Ok, so before you judge me, I was a teensy bit inebriated and I happened to feel the need for some pics.
Here is one.
I'm wearing "fuck me" shoes, but they didn't show up :[
Damn long legs...
<3
My dear lord. :eek:
I believe I speak for the rest of us when I say "MOAAAAARRRRRRRRRR"
Ninja Glutton
02-11-2009, 02:57 PM
Ok, so before you judge me, I was a teensy bit inebriated and I happened to feel the need for some pics.
Here is one.
I'm wearing "fuck me" shoes, but they didn't show up :[
Damn long legs...
<3
Oh my...
File>Save As>Spank Bank>Sarah_is_fine_as_hell.jpg
Wantabelly
02-11-2009, 03:54 PM
Ok, so before you judge me, I was a teensy bit inebriated and I happened to feel the need for some pics.
Here is one.
I'm wearing "fuck me" shoes, but they didn't show up :[
Damn long legs...
<3
You, lady, need never be insecure.... I totally, one million per cent, stand by what i said yesterday.... Gorgeous :kiss2: (now get flaunting it where it needs to be flaunted! :p :D)
Dr. P Marshall
02-11-2009, 04:29 PM
Ok, so before you judge me, I was a teensy bit inebriated and I happened to feel the need for some pics.
Here is one.
I'm wearing "fuck me" shoes, but they didn't show up :[
Damn long legs...
<3
Good lord! Could you BE any sexier?:smitten:
Love.Metal
02-11-2009, 04:52 PM
Aw, geez...*shuffles feet around*
Thanks you guys ;]
You sure know how to make me blush
<3
WillSpark
02-11-2009, 05:03 PM
Okay, so...Love.Metal gave me some inspiration. She's so awesomely sexy that I decided to be kinda kinky too.
So...without further ado...
58700
Hope I don't look "too young here." :p
Louis KC
02-12-2009, 12:54 PM
Ok, so before you judge me, I was a teensy bit inebriated and I happened to feel the need for some pics.
Here is one.
I'm wearing "fuck me" shoes, but they didn't show up :[
Damn long legs...
<3
Amazing figure and amazing legs!
What hotness! I wish I have legs like that!
I wish I had legs like that wrapped around my head!:eat2:
chicken legs
02-12-2009, 01:02 PM
Okay, so...Love.Metal gave me some inspiration.
Hope I don't look "too young here." :p
Mind if i qoute you Louis KC,
"I wish I had legs like that wrapped around my head!"
lol
Uriel
02-12-2009, 03:05 PM
Ok, so before you judge me, I was a teensy bit inebriated and I happened to feel the need for some pics.
Here is one.
I'm wearing "fuck me" shoes, but they didn't show up :[
Damn long legs...
<3
Um...yeah. Good stuff...
-Uriel
Green Eyed Fairy
02-12-2009, 05:29 PM
Okay, so...Love.Metal gave me some inspiration. She's so awesomely sexy that I decided to be kinda kinky too.
So...without further ado...
58700
Hope I don't look "too young here." :p
Will, you could probably date my teen daughter :p
But I will tell you that you are a cutie indeed :) :bow:
djudex
02-12-2009, 06:21 PM
Ok, so before you judge me, I was a teensy bit inebriated and I happened to feel the need for some pics.
Here is one.
I'm wearing "fuck me" shoes, but they didn't show up :[
Damn long legs...
<3
I realize I'm somewhat late and joining a chorus as well but my goodness, you are a magnificently gorgeous woman.
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