anal?

[MisticalMisty]

Ok..y'all are some kinky mo fos..lol..all this anal talk..good gravy ;)

[Falling Boy]

I'm with you! I am not into the whole anal thing and it is getting a bit out of hand!:D

[EvilPrincess]

this thread is not what I thought it would be :cool:

[MisticalMisty]

this thread is not what I thought it would be :cool:
OOOHHH?? Where you expecting me to say bend over rover? LMFAO

http://chat.dimensionsmagazine.com/upload/1783477953198061203517493443ef8b3.jpg[

[EvilPrincess]

OOOHHH?? Where you expecting me to say bend over rover? LMFAO


No, I was very much looking forward to another lecture in grammar, punctuation, and spelling. I just can not get enough of those fun and influential threads. So there :p

Now a thread titled "Bend me over rover" now that has an entirely different set of expectations.


"Princess Wave"

EP :kiss2:

[GWARrior]

anal? sure!

i mean...:confused:

[NancyGirl74]

That's an exit only area for me :D

[Ryan]

No, I was very much looking forward to another lecture in grammar, punctuation, and spelling. I just can not get enough of those fun and influential threads. So there :p

Now a thread titled "Bend me over rover" now that has an entirely different set of expectations.


"Princess Wave"

EP :kiss2:

Here's the grammar lecture: "Anal" should have been capitalized in the name of this thread.

[MisticalMisty]

Here's the grammar lecture: "Anal" should have been capitalized in the name of this thread.
Ryan don't make me bite your ass off ;)

[EvilPrincess]

Here's the grammar lecture: "Anal" should have been capitalized in the name of this thread.

swoon... pant pant pant Thank you Ryan I am now complete :smitten:

[Mini]

It's like fucking a septic tank. How is that in any way a good idea?

[MisticalMisty]

It's like fucking a septic tank. How is that in any way a good idea?
I was referring to the use of the term anal in threads..lol..EP took it down the poop shoot for real I believe ;)

[CurvyEm]

gravy and anal talk are too much for this girl*


*hopes gravy is the same thing over in the US or else this will just go WOOSH.

[Ryan]

gravy and anal talk are too much for this girl*


*hopes gravy is the same thing over in the US or else this will just go WOOSH.

What is "gravy" in England?

[CurvyEm]

What is "gravy" in England?

http://www.uknet.net/showcase/BritishFood/roastbeef_gravy.sized.jpg

[MisticalMisty]

http://www.uknet.net/showcase/BritishFood/roastbeef_gravy.sized.jpg
very..umm..chunky..LMFAO

[CurvyEm]

**removed***

Try eating it ;)

[RedHead]

Yah, this went down the bunny trail and then just went right off a cliff!

[CurvyEm]

very..umm..chunky..LMFAO

By the way. The gravy is only the brown bit. The rest is roast beef and mushrooms (I think)

[NancyGirl74]

I never understood anal. When I think of tab A slipping in to slot B I think "mmm nice." When I think about tab A entering slot C I think "OUCH!!!"

I'd also like to know if any of the straight men who like anal would like something shoved up their butts? Wait, maybe I don't wanna know......

[RedHead]

Anita...that is way, way, way out of line.

Edited to say: Thank you Moderators!!!

[AnnMarie]

It's gone, move along people.... and don't even try to bring that all up again. NOT THE PLACE!

/moderator

[CurvyEm]

Anita...that is way, way, way out of line.

Edited to say: Thank you Moderators!!!

I've been told I've got to spread it around before I give it back to you :eek: :eek: :eek: :P Cheers for the rep. :)

[CurvyEm]

It's gone, move along people.... and don't even try to bring that all up again. NOT THE PLACE!

/moderator


Wube u AM. xxxx

[FitChick]

How odd...the posts by me are gone but the personal attack posts referring to my deleted posts remain....

[AnnMarie]

How odd...the posts by me are gone but the personal attack posts referring to my deleted posts remain....

You know what Anita, I'm only one person and I'm doing the BEST I can to clean up the mess you brought to this thread,... so you can maybe just hold on a minute while I finish up.

FFS.

[RedHead]

So the bunny trail not only went off the cliff, it ended in an abyss full of hot, molten, lava.

Back on track...I've noticed that we have been using that "word" an awful lot lately as well. I wonder if it's just that time of year?

[MisticalMisty]

What the crap? This was supposed to be a funny thread..who the crap killed it? LOL Good gravy..can I say crap one more time? or good gravy?

[Jes]

I never understood anal. When I think of tab A slipping in to slot B I think "mmm nice." When I think about tab A entering slot C I think "OUCH!!!"

I'd also like to know if any of the straight men who like anal would like something shoved up their butts? Wait, maybe I don't wanna know......
I could answer all of these questions and more but I'll just say: Tab A has never gone into Slot B (or rather: it shouldn't). Tab A is meant for Slot A.

And I'm talking Ikea furniture and paper dolls here, not euphemisms.

[CurvyEm]

What the crap? This was supposed to be a funny thread..who the crap killed it? LOL Good gravy..can I say crap one more time? or good gravy?

You and that bloody gravy :P

[MisticalMisty]

You and that bloody gravy :P
bloody gravy...EWWWW lmfao

I love you Em..seriously..Love ya..wanna sprinkle you with some good gravy :p

[CurvyEm]

bloody gravy...EWWWW lmfao

I love you Em..seriously..Love ya..wanna sprinkle you with some good gravy :p

Please God, keep that gravy FAR away from me. :P Can you not sprinkle me with chocolate or cake or something? :smitten:

[GWARrior]

I never understood anal. When I think of tab A slipping in to slot B I think "mmm nice." When I think about tab A entering slot C I think "OUCH!!!"

I'd also like to know if any of the straight men who like anal would like something shoved up their butts? Wait, maybe I don't wanna know......


Anal is fun.

Plenty of straight men like anal play. The prostate is up there and I heard it feeellllsss goooood for guys.

[RedHead]

I could answer all of these questions and more but I'll just say: Tab A has never gone into Slot B (or rather: it shouldn't). Tab A is meant for Slot A.

And I'm talking Ikea furniture and paper dolls here, not euphemisms.

All I could think of was that I am so glad I don't have to put my furniture together by myself! Because that slot A and Tab b thingy....well let's just say I am so glad to have a man who knows how to use a drill:D

DISCLAIMER: Euphemisms were used in this post. If you have any questions in regards to the above euphemisms, please PM Jes. She will explain everything.

[MisticalMisty]

Please God, keep that gravy FAR away from me. :P Can you not sprinkle me with chocolate or cake or something? :smitten:
Umm..well..ok fine..lol..Man..I need to find a man that wants some Misty gravy..LMFAO

Ok Ok..I'm done..really..lol

[RedHead]

Anal is fun.

Plenty of straight men like anal play. The prostate is up there and I heard it feeellllsss goooood for guys.


Okay, you must stop here...do not proceed any further. Large red flashing light is going off...it means danger, danger, danger!

[CurvyEm]

Umm..well..ok fine..lol..Man..I need to find a man that wants some Misty gravy..LMFAO

Ok Ok..I'm done..really..lol

Hey I can tell you the website addy of some men that want some misty gravy.. it's www.sca..oh wait.. I lied.

[Mini]

Anal is fun.

Plenty of straight men like anal play. The prostate is up there and I heard it feeellllsss goooood for guys.

Y'know, I could check the stats, but I don't think that dudes in jail consider anal rape as one of the perks.

[FitChick]

You know what Anita, I'm only one person and I'm doing the BEST I can to clean up the mess you brought to this thread,... so you can maybe just hold on a minute while I finish up.

FFS.
Sorry, I didnt realize you were working on it. BTW I didn't bring abortion up, someone else did. I simply responded. Just a polite reminder.

[MisticalMisty]

Hey I can tell you the website addy of some men that want some misty gravy.. it's www.sca..oh wait.. I lied.


Biotch :p LOL..don't tease me like that :D

[GWARrior]

Y'know, I could check the stats, but I don't think that dudes in jail consider anal rape as one of the perks.

And who the hell is talking about rape in prison? Theres a BIG difference between being raped and doing something you enjoy.


Jebus!

[Mini]

And who the hell is talking about rape in prison? Theres a BIG difference between being raped and doing something you enjoy.


Jebus!

You've obviously mistaken me for someone grounded in reality. :)

[CurvyEm]

Biotch :p LOL..don't tease me like that :D

Ohhhhhh you love it! :wubu:

[GWARrior]

You've obviously mistaken me for someone grounded in reality. :)


You're cute but I dont get you. :doh:

[CurvyEm]

You've obviously mistaken me for someone grounded in reality. :)

You made me choke on my drunk snack (bread and butter) oh I think I love you. :smitten:

(looks like i'm a nice drunk today)

[MisticalMisty]

There are obviously straight men that enjoy anal sex. I mean hell, they sell strapons..even plus size..and your kidding yourself if you think they are just for the girls..LOL

Ok, I'm done with the butt talk..lol

[GWARrior]

There are obviously straight men that enjoy anal sex. I mean hell, they sell strapons..even plus size..and your kidding yourself if you think they are just for the girls..LOL

Ok, I'm done with the butt talk..lol


They make BIG strap-ons! Scary big:shocked:

Bet you'd poop real good after being with one of them!

[RedHead]

Hell, now I can't even find the bunny trail, that leads to the abyss with the lava...I think it has gone into another dimension and then morphed into another and the time continuim has been effected and we all are actually not who we think we are; we are actually French.

[Mini]

we are actually French.

That explains all the sodomy.

[Jes]

That explains all the sodomy.
Next, we're going to smoke cigs and go on strike.

[RedHead]

Sac My Blue

[Angel]

Is this what Dimensions is coming to? :(

I miss the old boards.

[RedHead]

Come on Angel...we are just having a little bit of fun; albeit not very PC but still, tongue in cheek. No offense was meant to anyone.:wubu:

[Cinda]

You are sooooooo not getting me into a beret :shocked:

[Fuzzy]

You are sooooooo not getting me into a beret :shocked:

...pictures Cinda stepping into a beret and pulling it over her head...

[NancyGirl74]

LMAO....*Sings* She wore a raspyberry beret...

[Donna]

You are sooooooo not getting me into a beret :shocked:

Yeah, but would fluffy wear a beret? (Hey Rainy, you watching? I see a picture opportunity here.)

[Blackjack]

LMAO....*Sings* She wore a raspyberry beret...

The kind you'd find in a second-hand store!

[SparklingBBW]

tongue in cheek

Oh my... smart and sexy red actually used this phrase when the main subject is Anal?

All I can add to that is....well....er.....I guess I'm game as long as it's his tongue and my cheek. :kiss2:

Gena....ducking and running lol

[rainyday]

Yeah, but would fluffy wear a beret? (Hey Rainy, you watching? I see a picture opportunity here.)

I'm still working on Easter Fluffy. I can't take on other assignments right now. ;)

[CleverBomb]

Umm..well..ok fine..lol..Man..I need to find a man that wants some Misty gravy..LMFAO

Ok Ok..I'm done..really..lol

Misty Gravy?

Good Gravy!

Very Good Gravy. ;)

-Rusty

[MisticalMisty]

Misty Gravy?

Good Gravy!

Very Good Gravy. ;)

-Rusty


all I gotta say is..Damn Skippy :)

[herin]

Hell, now I can't even find the bunny trail, that leads to the abyss with the lava...I think it has gone into another dimension and then morphed into another and the time continuim has been effected and we all are actually not who we think we are; we are actually French.

Laissez lais bon ton roulez! :D

[CleverBomb]

Ok, I'm trying to come up with some shaggy-dog story about everyone not being French, but Spanish, and then segueing into the Monty Python "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" bit.
It's not happening.

...I'll come in again.

-Rusty

[TheSadeianLinguist]

All signs point to "You Really Need to Get Laid." That goes for me and everyone else.

[Donna]

All signs point to "You Really Need to Get Laid." That goes for me and everyone else.

Everyone of us needs to get laid? OK, I can live with that.... *wanders off to find the Chuckster:D *

[Blackjack]

All signs point to "You Really Need to Get Laid." That goes for me and everyone else.

"Hey everyone! We're all gonna get laid!"

(Sorry, I'm too lazy to pull up a picture of Rodney Dangerfield to go with the quote.)

[Falling Boy]

"Hey everyone! We're all gonna get laid!"

(Sorry, I'm too lazy to pull up a picture of Rodney Dangerfield to go with the quote.)


Here ya go

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/4400/cigar6iy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[MsGreenLantern]

I always thought it would be cool to find a guy who was alright with the butt sex...for him that is lol

I mean how many straight guys are willing to try it? And lets face it...they actually have the inner bits to enjoy it, women really don't.

Come'on boys, open up to somethin new and stop being so afraid of looking gay. Unless you tape your bedroom antics, who would know anyway? :p

[TheSadeianLinguist]

I think anal is a bit intimidating for most people because, well, they're just not too educated about it and they're scared about making a choice between using an enema before sex and "natural." Also, a general fear of poop keeps most straight guys away. :D

Here's why straight men are afraid of anal, summed up in a cute little dialogue:

John: Oh. Ohh! This is pretty fun, Jenny! We should do this more...

Jenny: (pulling out her fingers, releasing an uncontrollable stream of waste) Oh God! It's everywhere! Oh my God! What's WRONG with you?

Jenny never comes over to play again, EVER, and both parties are permanently scarred by butt play.

[Mini]

Worthy of TSLliot. :)

[ripley]

I think I'm scarred by that little image.

[Falling Boy]

I think anal is a bit intimidating for most people because, well, they're just not too educated about it and they're scared about making a choice between using an enema before sex and "natural." Also, a general fear of poop keeps most straight guys away. :D

Here's why straight men are afraid of anal, summed up in a cute little dialogue:

John: Oh. Ohh! This is pretty fun, Jenny! We should do this more...

Jenny: (pulling out her fingers, releasing an uncontrollable stream of waste) Oh God! It's everywhere! Oh my God! What's WRONG with you?

Jenny never comes over to play again, EVER, and both parties are permanently scarred by butt play.


:shocked: That is an image that has scarred me forever!!!

[TheSadeianLinguist]

Oh come on. It could be MUCH worse. :p

[MisticalMisty]

I seriously can not believe this thread has been reborn....it's too freaking FUNNY!!!

[GWARrior]

I think anal is a bit intimidating for most people because, well, they're just not too educated about it and they're scared about making a choice between using an enema before sex and "natural." Also, a general fear of poop keeps most straight guys away. :D

Here's why straight men are afraid of anal, summed up in a cute little dialogue:

John: Oh. Ohh! This is pretty fun, Jenny! We should do this more...

Jenny: (pulling out her fingers, releasing an uncontrollable stream of waste) Oh God! It's everywhere! Oh my God! What's WRONG with you?

Jenny never comes over to play again, EVER, and both parties are permanently scarred by butt play.


In my experience, THAT has never happened!
:p

[sweetnnekked]

Ok..y'all are some kinky mo fos..lol..all this anal talk..good gravy ;)
There is no "good gravy" that can be ASSociated with Anal!!!

[TheSadeianLinguist]

In my experience, THAT has never happened!
:p

Of course it's never happened. Well, not where it wasn't planned for. But I suspect most men are secretly afraid that's what would happen.

[Ashley]

Hell, I'm still chuckling about the "general fear of poop".

[TheSadeianLinguist]

Hey, I admit I'm a little afraid of poop. I don't like it.

[Jes]

Hey, I admit I'm a little afraid of poop. I don't like it.
i had an experience last night in bed with poop. ugh. poop.

[TheSadeianLinguist]

Did this involve SVS? To whom did the poop belong?

[Jes]

Did this involve SVS? To whom did the poop belong?
The thing with SVS was like 3 nights ago.
The poop in question was mostly just a whiff. We've all been there. You're in bed, when the cat jumps up to climb in and butt is next to nose. yech. Normally she's clean as a whistle, but something wasn't pretty. Still, I love her too much to care all that much. I just made her flop over so butt wasn't next to nose.

[GWARrior]

The thing with SVS was like 3 nights ago.
The poop in question was mostly just a whiff. We've all been there. You're in bed, when the cat jumps up to climb in and butt is next to nose. yech. Normally she's clean as a whistle, but something wasn't pretty. Still, I love her too much to care all that much. I just made her flop over so butt wasn't next to nose.

I clean up dog/cat feces regulary at work, as well as urine, vomit and blood.

I love working with animals!!:p