New Clinton Portrait

[Boteroesque Babe]

Whose face should be Photoshopped into the lower left of the new Clinton portrait?

Note: Some alterations have already been made.

[Jes]

Whose face should be Photoshopped into the lower left of the new Clinton portrait?

Note: Some alterations have already been made.
Don't you dare.

[sweetnnekked]

Why not the one who was there first? Good ol' Monica!!!!;)

[Sandie_Zitkus]

I LOVE BILL CLINTON!!!!!!!! I would like to lobby for my face to be there!! WooHooo!!!!!!!!!!!:p

[ThatFatGirl]

Good night! That's quite the National Monument....

[ThatFatGirl]

p.s. Have to admit I prefer the somewhat chubby Clinton to this one..

but what a chubby!

Meow.

[MissStacie]

Pick me! Pick me!!

I'll be honest with you all. If it had been ME instead of Monica, it would still be going on, and there would have been NO evidence on my blue dress. I adore Bill, always have, always will.

I miss him immensely, and not just because I want to jump his bones. This country is not the same, and will likely never be again.

Ok..I'm done now..LOL

[Miss Vickie]

p.s. Have to admit I prefer the somewhat chubby Clinton to this one..

but what a chubby!

Meow.

Yep. Sigh. I love the new portrait. He'll always be our sexiest president, and not just because he's good looking. Mostly it's because he's so damn smart (I find a big IQ particularly titillating).

[NancyGirl74]

How smart can he be?...He got caught.

[Miss Vickie]

How smart can he be?...He got caught.

Maybe he wanted to get caught? And the only reason he got caught is because Monica had a big mouth (pun intended?) But there's a difference between political savvy, intellectual brilliance and common sense, something he seemed to be lacking in, at least as far as managing his sexual desires is concerned.

[ThatFatGirl]

*puts her jacket and sneakers on in preparation of the thread move...*

[NancyGirl74]

He wanted to get caught? I doubt that. If he wanted to get busted for having his Mr. Happy tickled then he wouldn't have lied about it afterwards...or at least he would have come up with a better cover story. As it is the man doesn't even know what the meaning of is is. Not exactly a mental giant in my book

Oh and a high IQ doesn't exactly verify intelligence...It just proves you can take a test well.

And now I make my exit from this thread before I get into a political debate with Miss Vickie who (though I strongly disagree with the clinton being smart thing) I respect very much. :bow: ;) :bow:

[Miss Vickie]

He wanted to get caught? I doubt that.

I was being tongue in cheek. I don't think he really wanted to get caught. I think he made a stupid mistake. He's flawed. Just like us. Difference is, you and I don't have our sex lives discussed on the evening news. :) OTOH I'd like to think that if I knew that was a possibility, I'd be more discreet and choose better. But who knows. Passion's a funny thing (my deep thought for the day -- aren't you lucky to be gifted with it? ;)).

As it is the man doesn't even know what the meaning of is is. Not exactly a mental giant in my book.

Yeah that was pretty lame, but in the context of the whole thing, I think he was trying to make a legal argument. Not being a legal maven I can't speak to the veracity of such an argument.

Oh and a high IQ doesn't exactly verify intelligence...It just proves you can take a test well.

I didn't mean IQ as in the test. I meant IQ in the more general sense of intelligence, but I should have worded it more carefully. I think he's politically very bright and apparently the folks who wrote the books I've read that mention him agree; he's respected by world leaders and lots of very smart people. I'm truly no judge of these things, other than the fact that I did read his book, and his ideas about economics and politics are, to me, very very smart and make sense to me on many levels. I've read some of his political articles (or had them read to me by my sweetie -- we have exciting pillow talk!), and I think he has some really good ideas about things.

That's what I was referring to, not the IQ thing. I mean, my ex has an IQ of 170-something and he's really dumb about the things that count, you know? (After all, he let me get away. How smart could he be? ;)) And he certainly misread the tone and tenor of the investigation against him, and completely underestimated the tenacity with which certain members of the right would go after him.

And now I make my exit from this thread before I get into a political debate with Miss Vickie who (though I strongly disagree with the clinton being smart thing) I respect very much. :bow: ;) :bow:

I much prefer political debates with people I respect. But hey, if you don't wanna talk about it, that's fine with me. *shrug* :)

I'll still look at his purdy picture, which is why I came to this thread anyway. :eat2:

[Boteroesque Babe]

*puts her jacket and sneakers on in preparation of the thread move...*
I'm carb-loading, myself.

A'ight, Ladies. This is a thread about who should fake-fellate a Presidential portrait's pretend penis. Do me a solid and let's not stray from the topic and get the thread pulled?

This is, after all, serious deliberation requiring intense concentration.

*BB puts her glasses back on and returns to the portrait... the UNpixelated version*

[NancyGirl74]

Sorry, BB.

*Hangs head in shame*

[Boteroesque Babe]

Sorry, BB.

*Hangs head in shame*
As Bill would say, "Say, NancyGirl, while your head's down there..."

(No harm, no foul, Nancy.)

[Nate Bouchard]

was going to vote for Jesus... but there was no option for that... so I voted for Mohammed, they went to the same High School right?

[Wagimawr]

There is no spoon. Or 8th option. I'm just floored that there's an unpixelated version floating around :doh:

[NancyGirl74]

As Bill would say, "Say, NancyGirl, while your head's down there..."

(No harm, no foul, Nancy.)

Ugh...that is one willy I will never help make slick. :p

[Boteroesque Babe]

was going to vote for Jesus... but there was no option for that... so I voted for Mohammed, they went to the same High School right?
Nooooo! People, please stop voting for Mohammed! You're gonna get us in trouble! Like, Danish cartoon trouble.

(And don't worry, Wagimawr. Only one other person has the unpixelated. Very little floating.)

[Sandie_Zitkus]

One more Lobby for me! LOL

I would gladly get on my knees to worship at the alter of Bill. The man is HAWT ands sexy and a Rhodes Scholar. Brains - looks - and hung like a small pony. But it is his brain that gets me hottest!!!:p

Pick me - Pick me!!!!!:wubu: :wubu:

[MissStacie]

Slick Willie any day!

Smart, sexy, powerful, whats not to love? And he loved his Mama above all.

*Sigh*....and Dubya's mommie wears an ugly pearl necklace.....ugh...NO..not that pearl necklace!

Ok..I've got to go now...my mind is completely underground and likely to get me into trouble...

MS

[Wagimawr]

Do me a solid and let's not stray from the topic and get the thread pulled?
Mission Failed, so it would seem. :p

[mossystate]

The man makes my skin crawl..should have worked out his issues concerning women a LONG time ago...sooooooo..let me think of my worst enemy and we will slap her or him on Billy.

[Miss Vickie]

I'm carb-loading, myself.

A'ight, Ladies. This is a thread about who should fake-fellate a Presidential portrait's pretend penis. Do me a solid and let's not stray from the topic and get the thread pulled?

This is, after all, serious deliberation requiring intense concentration.

*BB puts her glasses back on and returns to the portrait... the UNpixelated version*

Sorry BB. All I said was that his huge... throbbing.... brain is what turns me on. I didn't mean for it to get all serious 'n shit. ;)

[Boteroesque Babe]

Sorry BB. All I said was that his huge... throbbing.... brain is what turns me on. I didn't mean for it to get all serious 'n shit. ;)
No worries, Miss Vickie. I guess Hyde Park is pretty this time of year. Though I think I can smell the dog run from here.

[Miss Vickie]

No worries, Miss Vickie. I guess Hyde Park is pretty this time of year. Though I think I can smell the dog run from here.

Guess whose house is in Hyde Park? Another philanderer by the name of FDR, though I suppose his philandering days are over.

Damn Democrats. ;)

[Tina]

Yes, but just think what an even worse withering mess this country would be in without his infrastructure-building programs. He was a foul-mouthed guy, but he got things going, that man did.

[Miss Vickie]

Yes, but just think what an even worse withering mess this country would be in without his infrastructure-building programs. He was a foul-mouthed guy, but he got things going, that man did.

I know, m'dear. I was kiddin'. I used to visit his mansion in NY often, and I've had a lot of admiration for him as a president, even while thinking, "What an awful husband". Not unlike Bill, although Bill's much sexier in my opinion. Eleanor, like Hillary, was a strong woman with a very wide humanitarian streak who did many good things on her own. A lot of similarities between those two.

[Tina]

Oh, I know you were, Vickie. I guess he's been on my mind a bit lately as I see things crumbling and supports for students, etc. being torn down. The things FDR built can only last for so long and then what do we have?

Anyway, back to the subject, kinda. Clinton has charisma that cannot be denied. He captivated the audience completely during his speech at the last Democratic convention, and one could almost feel the estrogen level in the room rise like a thermometer. :D

[Miss Vickie]

Anyway, back to the subject, kinda. Clinton has charisma that cannot be denied. He captivated the audience completely during his speech at the last Democratic convention, and one could almost feel the estrogen level in the room rise like a thermometer. :D

Did I ever tell you about the dream I had about Clinton? It was early in his first term, way before I even knew he was a ladies man. I dreamed I was his live in mistress. Hillary knew about it and was very sweet and kind to me. It was a rockin' good dream. :eat2:

[Tina]

Okay, this made me laugh out loud. :D

[TraciJo67]

ROFL that MickeyB is in the lead.

[Santaclear]

Why not the one who was there first? Good ol' Monica!!!!;)

She was NOT the first. Nor the last. Skillful photoshopping will actually reveal a long line of people waiting in the final portrait.

[Wayne_Zitkus]

Mickey B has seven votes??

Maybe we could get DirecTV to cover that on Pay Per View. Talk about "Must See TV".....

:D

[dan]

His Wife..

[TheSadeianLinguist]

ME! Seriously, I'm sorry he cheated on his wife. Bad, bad, bad. Nonetheless, good politician as far as they go, charming, brilliant, and gorgeous. I think I liked chubby Clinton better though.

[Wayne_Zitkus]

ME! Seriously, I'm sorry he cheated on his wife. Bad, bad, bad. Nonetheless, good politician as far as they go, charming, brilliant, and gorgeous. I think I liked chubby Clinton better though.
After his heart bypass surgery, I think Chubby Clinton is gone forever. Bill wants to be around as long as possible. And we need minds like his to counter the dunderheads that are currently in charge, IMHO.

[bigsexy920]

Looks to me you were far to generous with the package, I do think you need to make his Balls bigger.

I think Monica,Hilary and Paula, (was that her name the other sex scandal girl ?)should all be there. I'm sure he rolls those visions through his head every now and then. I mean look at that smile.

[Ryan]

ROFL that MickeyB is in the lead.

Who is MickeyB?

[TraciJo67]

Who is MickeyB?

He doesn't post here anymore (at least, not under the name MickeyB). He's a bit of a pot-stirrer from another board I used to frequent. And I really, really :smitten: his wicked, evil & perverse sense of humor.

I think that MickeyB was added as an option here because of his well-known political viewpoints. MickeyB is to Bill Clinton as a fish is to a pair of hiking boots :D

[altered states]

Anybody see any irony in the fact that he's selected a form of VD as his personal post-presidency crusade?