When was the last time you masturbated?

[mango]

Continuing with the masturbation themed polls, I figured the next logical step after the 'How often' question should be this follow up poll.

As of the current time you are reading this poll, when was the last time you masturbated or had sexual relations with your fine self?


Please check your appropriate box.

Thank you.

:cool:

[Christov]

*cough cough*

[mango]

*cough cough*

Wait.. you cough when you wank??

Is that a manouvre to get better sensations like that auto-erotic asphyxiation trick? :doh:

lol

:D

[Christov]

Wasn't my mouth coughing bub. :cool:

[Angel]

masturbated

Pics please. :D

kidding! I know it's not allowed.

[Your Plump Princess]

This is quite possibly the greatest poll ever created.

[Blackjack]

Really I should just get a third arm grafted to me Zaphod Beeblebrox-style for this purpose.

[LillyBBBW]

Really I should just get a third arm grafted to me Zaphod Beeblebrox-style for this purpose.

I'm aiming for the Bruce Campbellesque appendage exchange. "This is my boom stick."

http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bruce_campbell_army_of_darkness.jpg

[Joe944]

I wasn't sure which was the better troll response, the first or last choices, so I went with the more fun version.

[hellcatt]

now...........

[paintsplotch]

i need to......

im fn lonely and need a serious _________
but being a lady i dont ________ on the first date.
and since i havent got a date...... there is no future ________ to look forward to.
_____my life.

[hellcatt]

and ....... now

[CarlaSixx]

Oh man... so many options... Do I go for funny or truthful? :happy:

[isamarie69]

I was going to vote sooner, but for one I was to busy masturbating! And 2 the choices did not include when thinking of Christov?

[rellis10]

I'd like to change my vote for it is no longer correct :blush:

[Dmitra]

Really I should just get a third arm grafted to me Zaphod Beeblebrox-style for this purpose.

I'm aiming for the Bruce Campbellesque appendage exchange. "This is my boom stick."

http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bruce_campbell_army_of_darkness.jpg


Out of rep already?! Aaaargh! :doh: :doh: :doh:

/le sigh

[Paquito]

Does it only count as masturbation if you cum?

If so, never.
If not, a week ago.

[Joe944]

Does it only count as masturbation if you cum?

If so, never.
If not, a week ago.

I think there are instructional videos for problems like these.

[Paquito]

I think there are instructional videos for problems like these.

Doing a Google search... now.
There's no way this could end badly.

[Jack Secret]

It's been about three years from now… I've been paralyzed that long. I know my equipment still works and I can feel like I always have. Let's just say that my hands don't work anymore.

[J34]

I found my pet bird masturbating yesterday. I thought it wasn't true, but apparently birds do masturbate, so go figure!

[Mishty]

That's a big gap between 1 hour and 24 hours....

I'm not in bad company though. ;) since we have another masturbation thread on public

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/missblueyedeath/ha.jpg


When I saw this, I wondered if there was 'round the world simultaneous fapping going on.


but...probably not.

[liz (di-va)]

oh Jay, you and your public pud-pullin polls...priceless

[hellcatt]

annnnnnnnd





now

[willowmoon]

I found my pet bird masturbating yesterday. I thought it wasn't true, but apparently birds do masturbate, so go figure!

Hey at least your pet bird is being responsible ... preventing the spread of chirpees and other canary-al diseases.

Ok, that WAS bad. :rolleyes:

[Jello404]

Ia this thread only for guys? Cuz I always sport a lady boner lol have a very VERY healthy libido and I masturbate just as much as any guy Ive ever met.Sometimes more. lol

[Joe944]

I believe both sexes are equally able to participate.