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Old 03-16-2009, 07:23 AM   #23
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- When you really don't mind being stuck behind a slower moving fat person along a narrow corridor/sidewalk/staircase.

- When you are at the super market check out counter, and always scan to the celebrity-spotting tabloids for the "who got fat!" pictures.

- When you hope that her jeans really did not just "shrink in the drier."

- When your mental rating of malls is about how many plus-sizes stores they contain.

- When you get excited hearing that someone has gotten fat, and disappointed when you finally see them and wonder how anyone could call that fat?

- When one of the first things you did, upon getting a thesaurus, was look through it for all the adjectives for 'fat.'

- When you think driving on bumpy roads is dangerous....because you know you'll be tempted to watch your passenger jiggle.
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