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Old 03-20-2009, 09:55 AM   #51
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Fairia can now be the recipient of "two cans" jokesFairia can now be the recipient of "two cans" jokes

...if you go to an anime convention hoping with all your might that the female cosplayers dressed up as their favorite characters were on the chubby side.

...and if their costumes are too tight.

...and you thought you saw a bit of arm rolls from the sleeves or a bit of belly apron poking from the bottom.

...and if you hold up signs saying "Will Buy Dinner 4 Glomp" (or whatever sign you prefer:P)

Man, I like these sort of Jess Foxworthy scenario ideas
I'm plump as a roast and thicker than most

Given a choice between fat and dumb and thin and smart, I would choose the later: because I would be smart enough not to be thin.
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