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Old 09-03-2009, 09:36 AM   #17
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Originally Posted by SanDiega View Post
Where I come from, wearing a shirt at the beach, no matter your size, is broadcasting I AM A TOURIST! Fat local men always go topless.
Wow, that sounds great!

In the spirit of this column, here's some more contributions:

"Offensive line? No, I'm a running back...."

"This suit? Yeah, I love it too, it's a Canaletti, straight from the runways in Milan..."
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