I used to be on AOL back in the mid 90s some of my favorite lines were
"I like big girls they bruise easy"
"I want to bury you next to my trailer"
"I'd like to pretend to eat your flesh while we F#$"
oh and there was always some guy in dims chat who would say
"Hi I just ate dinner...my pants are a little tight mind if I undo them" or something like that. He sent it to me everytime. I'm like how times a day do you eat dude!