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Old 05-16-2013, 02:23 PM   #16
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My best girlfriend is pregnant.

She's only 5 months gone and has gone up 4 dress sizes.

She'll sit on the sofa struggling to get up and bitching about knocking stuff over with her arse and clothes not fitting and how there is NO GODDAMN NEED for stairs and that she wants cake.

It's like looking into a crazy pregnant mirror.

And I'm sitting on the floor pissing myself laughing.

The other day I was washing my feet in the sink and she saw me and just went "HOW THE HELL DO YOU DO THAT?! I can't even touch my toes! ARGH!". Again, pissed myself laughing.
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