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Old 05-16-2013, 02:29 PM   #19
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Erm, I have a shower, shave everything, put my hair into some sort of sexy hairdo thing, spray myself with the expensive perfume for special occasions and put on the red lacy babydoll with the 5 inch platform heels.

Then I strut around the house going "FUCK YES I ROCK".

I reccommend this as a confidence builder.

For extra confidence building, do it to Queen's "Fat Bottom Girls" and play air guitar.

If you're not quite there with the confidence thing, remember to close the blinds. Unless you're trying to seduce the neighbours gardener.
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