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Old 05-27-2014, 09:35 AM   #1506
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Originally Posted by x0emnem0x View Post
Really freaked out right now. Had a massive headache and my neck was killing me and my friend told me he'd pray for me. A minute later he goes "feel better?" Oddly enough I did, my headache disappeared. Then I jokingly said that he could pray for my neck too. Guess what doesn't hurt anymore? Freakishly weird timing... or naw?
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Coincidence probably. But I don't see anything sexual about this post. Haha


Massive headaches and praying...? It's totally sexual.
Every h̶o̶o̶k̶e̶r̶ woman I've been with has complained of headaches and prayed before sex. (I had to pay extra for the crying, but it was worth it)
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