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Old 01-01-2015, 03:24 AM   #15
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Leicester, England
Posts: 44
bmwm2001 can now be the recipient of "two cans" jokesbmwm2001 can now be the recipient of "two cans" jokes

Asides from being way hotter?

You stay warm easier,

Sex is much more intimate,

Fat clothes shops are never as busy so you can take your time,

When you cannonball it makes a bigger splash,

More room to tattoo your skin,

Less room on the bed or sofa forcing extra and constant cuddling,

Other people expect you not to make an effort so you can wear what ever is comfy,

People don't get in the lift/elevator with you incase it breaks,

We know exactly what we want,

You are more accepting of other fetishs/cultures and creeds as we understand that not everyone is alike.

OBVIOUSLY being able to eat constantly and in great quantity,

You have to go clothes shopping for a new you every 6 months as nothing fits,

We support small local businesses by ordering takeaway meals and by going to your local store to buy snacks,

You never miss the good TV shows from spending more time on the sofa.

And finally, you get to be yourself and be happy being that way!
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