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Old 01-18-2015, 04:02 PM   #36
SSBHM
 
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SSBHM can now be the recipient of "two cans" jokesSSBHM can now be the recipient of "two cans" jokesSSBHM can now be the recipient of "two cans" jokes
Default Too funny!

I have to admit I have scared people and seen them scatter out of my way, if I approach a buffet table without looking like I'm noticing what might be in my way. lol

A few more things that are advantages of being fat I can think of include:

1. Steadying the steering wheel against your tummy while driving,
2. People offer you more leftovers after a big dinner, rather than throwing them away,
3. If you're with someone, they assume you're hungry if they are,
4. You get asked to taste test more things, because no one assumes you're watching your weight!

I like the post that you use less water in the bathtub, but I suppose I use up more water in the shower...
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