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Old 01-25-2015, 01:25 AM   #39
bmwm2001
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Leicester, England
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In restaurants i get sat at the bigger and more easily accessible seats, and then enjoy the chuckle when a skinny waitress takes your big order and then askes if you want desert and you had already decided what you were having when you sat your fat ass down. (also secretly hoping that shes taking about you to her colleagues, and also seeing other fatties around you enjoying doing what they love!)

Dan x
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