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Old 02-06-2017, 08:03 AM   #11
AmandaLynn
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Originally Posted by Tad View Post
Not quite a pick-up line, but this snippet of extremely cheesy fictional conversation came to me earlier today, and I can’t conceive of ever being bothered to fit it into a story, so putting it here.

(scene: a busy bar, near closing time. A clearly rather tipsy woman is talking to a BHM)

Her: Closing time already? But we were just getting to know each other! What are your plans for the rest of the night, handsome?
Him: Handsome? Me? Sorry, but I think you have your ‘beer googles’ on.
Her (almost purring): More like my beer-belly-goggles
*poke poke* beer belly goggles
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