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Old 05-26-2017, 01:05 PM   #24
finallyfat
 
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Cooking liver- The nose taint of filtered toxins releasing from a dead, burning organ.

Bathroom air after a smoker pooped- Noxious as Bhopal. Heavy gray compound of feces/nicotine molecules. A malignant fog.

Morning tooth decay- Mouth miasma. Even the nice words smell bad.

Unwashed hoohaw- Like salty shit. Instant E.D.

Cyst sebum- Smegmatic.

Sneakers- Like a decomposing wet dog.

Inflatable toy air- Aged spent molecules of bad breath and fouled rubber. Use an air pump!

Burnt hair- The waft of inflatable toy air coupled with smoker's latrine cloud.

Porta potties- Pestilence and disease by the lung-full. Safer to go in one's pants.

Lower Manhattan on a steaming August dog day- All of the above accompanied by car horns and exhaust.
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