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Old 07-09-2017, 05:14 AM   #41
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Originally Posted by DragonFly View Post
Furniture can be very innocent looking, the right size bench, a chair that is the right height/width or the arms in a special configuration. Some ways much more acceptable, just a nice piece of furniture that has a secret purpose.
My wife and I briefly considered buy a new house in Jan/Feb timeframe and one of the models we toured had this little alcove in the master bedroom. My wife asked the sales rep if it was standard and she said it was. My wife then mused aloud, "I wonder what we'd use this for." I replied (before thinking), "Sex furniture." My wife gasped and said, "Good idea but you could have waited until [sale's rep] wasn't here!" Then she apologized to the girl.

The sales rep, a cute little plumper herself, laughed and said it was all good and "good for you two. I hope it gets lots of use!"
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