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Old 12-18-2017, 08:28 PM   #2
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Blue Screen Of Anxiety

New acquaintance detected!
Optimism level: -10
Commence operation: “Appear Normal”
Conversation cache: low
Select tone: semi-informal

Bug report:
Week 1: rapport downloaded 50%
Week 2: conversation cache depleted
Week 3: virus detected! “Dyspraxia”
Week 4: Self-efficacy: deleted
Age-appropriation: failed
Ineptitudes: logged
Attempt to quarantine? Yes [panic]please, for the love of God![/panic]

External input devices:
Language: infantilisation
Eyes: look down from increased height
Voices: frequent lilt, pitying, trite
Smiles: saccharine, bemused, tight

External message – decoded:
Error #3019 “We think it’s cute how you try to sound grown-up
and try to stand tall in the sinking sand
and try to look composed and calm and graceful
considering all the ups from which you hang.”


Message: internalised
Body: increase heart rate, commence quiver
Brain: engage dissonance
Self: Error! Unknown
Does not compute
Could not deliver




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