Things a fat guy would like to be able to say:
"Well, 'Mrs.' President, how does it feel waking up in the White House?"
"Leeds, Her Royal Highness would like her bath early this morning." "Yes, Your Majesty."
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"Eat, Eat! You will gain weight and be more attractive!"
- Russian Tour Hostess of the 1980s, as reported in National Geographic
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