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Old 06-24-2014, 05:05 PM   #386
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Originally Posted by Saisha View Post
lol - This reminds me of one time I was at a small indoor shopping center with some friends and this guy came up who was a security guard who worked at a local museum near the grocery store where one of my friends worked at so they sort of knew each other. He was from the Middle East and had a very thick accent (this sounds funnier in person) - he was nice looking but he left a lot to be desired. He looked me up and down, and the following conversation took place:

Him: You are a woman.
Me: Uh, yeah.
Him: Are you single?
Me: (stupidly) Yes.
Him: Do you go out?
Me: (thinking, what am I, a chihuahua?) Yes.
Him: Do you eat?
Me: Obviously so.
Him: Oh good. You go out with me. You meet all my qual-li-fi-ca-tions!


Love it! A great example of why its best to avoid this type of dating. Most people today have some basic non-negotiable requirements which random people at the mall food court are unlikely to possess.
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