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Drug her every night and then tube feed her a sludge consisting of melted butter and whole cream while she's unconscious.
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Old 05-02-2008, 08:12 AM   #3
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Old 05-02-2008, 08:19 AM   #5
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I'm sure if you do a search for this topic...you will see many many many of the same responses you would get to this question. Try looking it up?
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I can't believe I'm going to take this seriously, but here goes.

1. Decide what it is that turns you on, is it the idea of gaining or do you just wish she was bigger?

2. Talk to her about it. Tell her in plain English, "I want to tell you about something. I find the idea of erotic weight gain to be very exciting." or "I've always had a thing for fat women. Seeing a fat woman really sexually arouses me."

3. LISTEN to what she has to say about it. Is she thin now? Is she fat now but you want her to get fatter? Does she seem to really enjoy eating but worries about her health or about outside pressure?

4.Decide how important either gaining or having a fat woman as your partner is. Do you need to be with a fat woman in order to be totally fulfilled or could you be happy with somebody smaller? Is weight gain something you can practice in a fantasy/role play situation without her actually gaining if that is not something she wants to do?

5. How much of an FA are you? How important is your partner's weight with regards to your sexual fulfillment?
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Old 05-02-2008, 12:17 PM   #7
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does she want to?
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Old 05-02-2008, 12:55 PM   #8
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Sweet way:
Take her out to eat alot.
Go to places she likes.
Ask her if she would like to split dessert with you.
Buy her favorite candies.

Slightly less sweet way:
Slip heavy weight gainer powder into her drinks when shes not looking.
Take her to the fair and enter her in all the eating contests.
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Old 05-05-2008, 01:26 AM   #9
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Old 05-05-2008, 04:29 AM   #10
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LURK MORE.

And NO, the tube-feeding idea wasn't serious. But we get this question every day. You don't "get" someone to gain weight. If she wants to, she will. If you are trying to coerce her to, you have bigger problems than we can fix. We can't give you a serious answer from a one-sentence post. But there are probably 33789 on this very topic, so *PLEASE* lurk before you post.
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Old 06-27-2009, 09:53 PM   #13
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Start going out to eat a little bit. Cook high calorie foods she likes. If she's weight concious be conspicuous about it. If its hot out say wanna get ice cream. Practice. Don't let her find out your "evil" plan.
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I can't believe I'm going to take this seriously, but here goes.

1. Decide what it is that turns you on, is it the idea of gaining or do you just wish she was bigger?

2. Talk to her about it. Tell her in plain English, "I want to tell you about something. I find the idea of erotic weight gain to be very exciting." or "I've always had a thing for fat women. Seeing a fat woman really sexually arouses me."

3. LISTEN to what she has to say about it. Is she thin now? Is she fat now but you want her to get fatter? Does she seem to really enjoy eating but worries about her health or about outside pressure?

4.Decide how important either gaining or having a fat woman as your partner is. Do you need to be with a fat woman in order to be totally fulfilled or could you be happy with somebody smaller? Is weight gain something you can practice in a fantasy/role play situation without her actually gaining if that is not something she wants to do?

5. How much of an FA are you? How important is your partner's weight with regards to your sexual fulfillment?
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You talk to her, honestly and openly about what you want and desire, she hopefully does the same, and then the two of you go from there
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my post still stands, though, the fact that people are looking for this shit means her words need to be blared out.
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See, that wouldn't work for a plethora of physiological and legal reasons. IMHO, the most important of which being drugs you'd use for that sort of thing would likely have her aspirating on her own vomit as they have those sorts of side effects.
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2. Talk to her about it. Tell her in plain English, "I want to tell you about something. I find the idea of erotic weight gain to be very exciting." or "I've always had a thing for fat women. Seeing a fat woman really sexually arouses me."
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