Perfect BBW - Page 2

CarlaSixx · 06-23-2011, 08:26 PM

Awww, luckies! I'm always stuck with skinny people sitting beside me on public transit

Perhaps my absorbtion powers are failing.

penguin · 06-23-2011, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by spiritangel

ahh now the great mystery as to why even on a packed bus or train thin people will often avoid sitting near me is solved I had no idea I absorbed thin people probably to busy eating a croissant to notice it

We also might have accidentally eaten them when reaching for a napkin or another slice of cake. Those pesky thin people get caught up in forks and whatnot and we just eat them down without realising.

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Originally Posted by Fat Brian

Either that or our gravitational pull sucks them in like a black hole.

My cleavage has that effect, I'm sure.

Webmaster · 06-24-2011, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Austin17

If you were going to design a perfect bbw, what would you do? As of right now, I would take Jenni's width down low, Big But Asshley's thickness in the legs, Dawn P's boobs and Plump princess's belly. What's y'alls thoughts?

I think most people, male or female, at one point or another contemplated what a perfect specimen would look like, the perfect man, the perfect woman.

Then someone walks into your life and bowls you over with their personality, charm, smile, eloquence or whatever. And they may look all different and it doesn't matter.

Jes · 06-24-2011, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Webmaster

Then someone walks into your life and bowls you over

There's something to be said for people turning off the computer and getting out of their parents' basements now and then.

Fat Brian · 06-24-2011, 10:09 AM

I think its impolite to name names in these "cut and paste" style threads. There is a person connected to those parts and they're not tinker toys you can assemble any way you want.

Conrad is right, when the personality is there whether she has this booty or those thighs becomes secondary.

Dromond · 06-24-2011, 02:08 PM

You know, some people just don't deserve a serious answer.

frankman · 06-24-2011, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Webmaster

I think most people, male or female, at one point or another contemplated what a perfect specimen would look like, the perfect man, the perfect woman.

Then someone walks into your life and bowls you over with their personality, charm, smile, eloquence or whatever. And they may look all different and it doesn't matter.

I'm really not interested in any traits that could define her as an actual human being. I just want one with bones of adamantium, crocodile leather skin and legs like a chesterfield couch. A head/neck ratio of an Ikea swiveling chair, fingers like toothpaste tubes, and a bacon vagina with lips made of liquid mercury. Her personality must closely resemble that of a Victorian era enamel bathtub.

CastingPearls · 06-24-2011, 06:17 PM

There are plenty here whose personalities resemble that of a Victorian era enamel toilet so you might actually have a shot.

frankman · 06-24-2011, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by CastingPearls

There are plenty here whose personalities resemble that of a Victorian era enamel toilet so you might actually have a shot.

How DARE you objectify me, you sexy sex-thing!

CastingPearls · 06-24-2011, 06:23 PM

Oh but I DO dare you sexy beast.

Bacon, you say?

Dromond · 06-24-2011, 07:07 PM

BACON. And chocolate chip cookies.

Fat Brian · 06-24-2011, 07:54 PM

I thought he was talking about a bacon taco ?

Dromond · 06-24-2011, 08:07 PM

My idea is better.

06-23-2011, 08:26 PM	#26
CarlaSixx Just Another Weirdo Dimensions Supporter Join Date: May 2010 Location: Cornwall, ON, Canada Posts: 3,983	Awww, luckies! I'm always stuck with skinny people sitting beside me on public transit Perhaps my absorbtion powers are failing. __________________ Curvy Canadian ;) Twitter My Wish List

06-24-2011, 02:08 PM	#31
Dromond Old school Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: In the past. Posts: 7,365	You know, some people just don't deserve a serious answer. __________________ I hate Illinois Nazis.

06-24-2011, 06:17 PM	#33
CastingPearls Go Big Or Go Home Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Possum Grape, AR Posts: 15,178	There are plenty here whose personalities resemble that of a Victorian era enamel toilet so you might actually have a shot. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]http://castingpearls-blowingbubbles.blogspot.com/ Free me, free yourself A life of sacrifice controlled me But those promises I made No longer hold me Mercurial more wayward by the hour The shackles fall away I'm in your power People throw rocks at things that shine.

06-24-2011, 06:23 PM	#35
CastingPearls Go Big Or Go Home Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Possum Grape, AR Posts: 15,178	Oh but I DO dare you sexy beast. Bacon, you say? __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]http://castingpearls-blowingbubbles.blogspot.com/ Free me, free yourself A life of sacrifice controlled me But those promises I made No longer hold me Mercurial more wayward by the hour The shackles fall away I'm in your power People throw rocks at things that shine.

06-24-2011, 07:07 PM	#36
Dromond Old school Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: In the past. Posts: 7,365	BACON. And chocolate chip cookies. __________________ I hate Illinois Nazis.

06-24-2011, 10:09 AM	#30
Fat Brian retarded disfigured clown Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: On a supersonic bacon train. Posts: 1,623	I think its impolite to name names in these "cut and paste" style threads. There is a person connected to those parts and they're not tinker toys you can assemble any way you want. Conrad is right, when the personality is there whether she has this booty or those thighs becomes secondary.

06-24-2011, 07:54 PM	#37
Fat Brian retarded disfigured clown Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: On a supersonic bacon train. Posts: 1,623	I thought he was talking about a bacon taco ?

06-24-2011, 08:07 PM	#38
Dromond Old school Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: In the past. Posts: 7,365	My idea is better. __________________ I hate Illinois Nazis.