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Old 07-29-2011, 09:38 PM   #101
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"I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off."
Aah-haa!!!, now I know why some couples just raved about those huge old Magnavox console TV's!
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Old 07-30-2011, 02:18 PM   #102
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Old 07-31-2011, 01:43 AM   #104
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Oh so many options to choose from... I think the technical "worst," would have to be the time it was difficult to have sex at all. So I'm really tall (hi, true confessions) and I have had to lower my standards a bit (pun intended) in the height department. I was super into this attractive and intelligent (but 5 inches shorter than me) guy and things were going pretty well until he tried to...uh... take it all the way? There was some slight shuffling around and then suddenly he started moving back and forth rhythmically- without having entered me at all. I must have made a face when I realized what exactly he was humping and he said earnestly "oh, am I hurting you?" to which I replied "no... it's not IN" (implied: "...you MORON!")

After that, I was pretty darn terrified that I was too tall to screw. Luckily, I was proven very wrong :-P
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The worst, too fucked up to share. But the second, not so bad I guess. I was being a gentleman and happily providing oral service to a young woman, and then when she climaxed, she gripped my head with her thighs which I couldn't pull away from fast enough when she revealed the fun fact that if she doesn't take care of it before hand, she relieves her bladder on climax. Just thinking about it puts a bad taste in my mouth. My understanding is that isn't all that uncommon, but I just wish she had remembered to take care of that ahead of time. Terrible experience.
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The worst, too fucked up to share. But the second, not so bad I guess. I was being a gentleman and happily providing oral service to a young woman, and then when she climaxed, she gripped my head with her thighs which I couldn't pull away from fast enough when she revealed the fun fact that if she doesn't take care of it before hand, she relieves her bladder on climax. Just thinking about it puts a bad taste in my mouth. My understanding is that isn't all that uncommon, but I just wish she had remembered to take care of that ahead of time. Terrible experience.
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Worst sex? Haven't had it yet, but if you count attitude afterwards, boy have I had that!

I was 18, seeing a 23-year-old divorced woman who had returned to college after her abusive ex finally went to jail. From almost the beginning, our sex life was incredible. But then, at 18, ANY sex is incredible! She changed, though, after she graduated college.

It was her attitude towards sex, towards me. Yes, she LOVED the sex, loved that I would/could satisfy her everytime. It was the after-glow when the problems arose. She would lay next to me, her breasts STILL heaving, and complain that I needed to stop working at restaurants and find myself a full-time office job, one that could keep her happy.

Taking that, hearing that, night and night, wore on me. July came, she went away with her daughter to camp with her brother and his fiancee. She returned and all of the sudden, it was "fuck me hard and get out of my bed!"

I left her that night, never returned.
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Another reason to never mix business with pleasure.
Me & my man were in a ferocious argument. He stomped out, not to return for the weekend.
I, in anger, decided to fuck a co-worker whom I'd had a slight attraction. SLIGHT being the word of the day. LOL
So we drink. A lot. Not only was he very small. He was very, very quick. I'm guessing about 3 thrusts and the man cums about 1/2 gallon.
Now normally this would be very arrousing to me. In this situation, I was mortified. I remember literally running to the bathroom and cum hit the floor before I could get there. By the time I get back to the bedroom, he is snoring like a lumberjack. I awaken a couple hours later to him inside me and cumming like that a second time.
Talk about awkward. The next morning was so painful. We drove the 1/2 hour drive to his place in silence.
I quit my job on Monday to avoid ever seeing him again. LOL
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I didn't see him again for about 10 yrs. Yeah, that was a little awkward too.
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The worst sex in my opinion, is one that changes your mindset. Something happens that plants a seed of doubt about you or any partner you may have from then on.

That being the case, the worst sex I've ever had was with an ex. She was incredibly attractive. I had a crush on her from long before we ever started dating. I had hoped that intimacy with her would be mind-blowingly incredible. We were together for about 3 months before I had called it off.

The sex was always a little lack-luster, but it got better with time. Though, the real deal killer was, she ALWAYS needed a vibrator to get off. To this day I don't know if it was me she wasn't happy with, or if she just always needed the extra battery powered help. But now the doubt is there, creeping in the back of my mind, making me doubt my performance. it makes me wonder if I am hitting the spot for my lady, or if she is just going along to be nice.

In an effort to save a "man-point" or two, I will state that this has never been a problem with anyone I have ever been with, aside from that one girl. In fact the relationship I had before her, my girl was extremely vocal and physical with her climaxes, there was never a question I had done a good job. Personally, I find it torturous to always have that doubt now.
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The worst sex in my opinion, is one that changes your mindset. Something happens that plants a seed of doubt about you or any partner you may have from then on.

That being the case, the worst sex I've ever had was with an ex. She was incredibly attractive. I had a crush on her from long before we ever started dating. I had hoped that intimacy with her would be mind-blowingly incredible. We were together for about 3 months before I had called it off.

The sex was always a little lack-luster, but it got better with time. Though, the real deal killer was, she ALWAYS needed a vibrator to get off. To this day I don't know if it was me she wasn't happy with, or if she just always needed the extra battery powered help. But now the doubt is there, creeping in the back of my mind, making me doubt my performance. it makes me wonder if I am hitting the spot for my lady, or if she is just going along to be nice.

In an effort to save a "man-point" or two, I will state that this has never been a problem with anyone I have ever been with, aside from that one girl. In fact the relationship I had before her, my girl was extremely vocal and physical with her climaxes, there was never a question I had done a good job. Personally, I find it torturous to always have that doubt now.
Just as a side note, you shouldn't take the whole vibe thing personally... some women can't climax at all... others take different varieties of stimulation... it's not like us lol we only have a few ways to get off and it's not hard to find them lol
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