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Old 11-19-2011, 08:21 PM   #1
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Default Healthy Aperture (site for foodees AND Gamers!)

http://www.healthyaperture.com/

My brain sort of melted when I saw this website.

Aperture is a fictional lab in the Half-Life world. It's also where Portal and Portal 2 take place. I would think this site unrelated if the logo they use wasn't the same as the Aperture logo in the game. Edit: They don't even mention the Half Life world, so maybe it IS unrelated? But that logo would be copyrighted, so... but it IS the internet.

But some of the recipes on the site sound yummy, and there are a WIDE variety, from vegan to non vegan. They seem to compile the recipes from other websites.

For more info on Aperture Science, the fictional lab in Portal/Half-Life:
http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Aperture_Science

And I DID check the recipes. They are very real. Unlike the cake recipe found in the first Portal which is (copied from a screen monitor in game: )
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1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor
control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
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Old 11-20-2011, 07:40 AM   #2
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