Classic chat one-liners - Page 44

liz (di-va) · 03-20-2011, 08:43 PM

-rainyday- Know who he opisthotonos, sailor

BigBeautifulMe · 04-01-2011, 09:04 PM

-di-va- that's so sweet, Anna
-lucidbliss- I KNOW ... i told him if he ever leaves me ill break his legs and lock him in a room

BigBeautifulMe · 04-11-2011, 12:00 AM

-rainyday- that's a good clean hunk

BigBeautifulMe · 04-14-2011, 07:28 PM

-Rosebud- I love the way thick ones feel

BigBeautifulMe · 09-15-2011, 08:46 PM

-Rosebud- Wouldn't you wind up with calouses on your thighs?
-rainyday- not me

liz (di-va) · 09-23-2011, 07:28 PM

-Rosebud- I can just imagine her grinding and sneezing her way to safety

liz (di-va) · 10-01-2011, 10:02 PM

-di-va- _____ DON'T PM ME TO TELL ME YOU WON'T PM ME

liz (di-va) · 10-02-2011, 04:46 PM

Re previous post: I did not quote myself because I thought I was hilarious, but out of annoyance with the sitch. That is all.

mszwebs · 10-02-2011, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liz (di-va)

Re previous post: I did not quote myself because I thought I was hilarious, but out of annoyance with the sitch. That is all.

I found it amusing though...and if I had not been drunk with phone only access last night, I would have made some kind of comment at the time lol.

Webmaster · 10-03-2011, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by liz (di-va)

-di-va- _____ DON'T PM ME TO TELL ME YOU WON'T PM ME

Definitely a classic.

liz (di-va) · 10-23-2011, 09:35 PM

-Rosebud- I'm sending you a picture of my ass, Nate
-CleverBomb- Nice area.

liz (di-va) · 12-28-2011, 09:52 PM

-Rosebud- We call them boobs here
-fatfatfatlvr- but nice and rare on the inside - I love that

liz (di-va) · 02-15-2012, 09:54 PM

-mejix- i use armpit extensions
-ilan- I shave my armpits

liz (di-va) · 02-15-2012, 09:58 PM

-Katie- and a penis that i can ride like Falkor from the Neverending Story

liz (di-va) · 02-23-2012, 10:03 PM

-ilan- can you juice chips ?

Webmaster · 02-24-2012, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by liz (di-va)

-ilan- can you juice chips ?

And the answer is yes. Just like faires have proven that you can fry anything, modern blenders have shown that you can juice anything. I've been prompted to taste THIS! often enough to know.

liz (di-va) · 10-17-2012, 10:55 PM

-ilan- I am sure there are enough roddenberries

Lovelyone · 10-18-2012, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by liz (di-va)

-ilan- can you juice chips ?

They use the by-products in the water from boiling potatoes to make "Glass Potato Chips" (google it) I would call that juice.

home · 10-23-2012, 09:17 PM

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

BigBeautifulMe · 10-24-2012, 11:46 AM

Home, you might want to go back and read the first post of this thread to see what it's about. This isn't a pickup lines thread. Lol

04-01-2011, 09:04 PM	#1077
BigBeautifulMe That was a heart. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Virginia Posts: 10,186	-di-va- that's so sweet, Anna -lucidbliss- I KNOW ... i told him if he ever leaves me ill break his legs and lock him in a room __________________ "I am a size 0 if you multiply my current size by 0." - liz (di-va) "I just think your culinary choices could use more death of sentient creatures. Is that so wrong?" - Mini -Rosebud- I am imagining how lovely it would be to see your golden hair rising up over my belly when you are between my thighs -Rosebud- Like a cunnilingus sunrise

04-11-2011, 12:00 AM	#1078
BigBeautifulMe That was a heart. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Virginia Posts: 10,186	-rainyday- that's a good clean hunk __________________ "I am a size 0 if you multiply my current size by 0." - liz (di-va) "I just think your culinary choices could use more death of sentient creatures. Is that so wrong?" - Mini -Rosebud- I am imagining how lovely it would be to see your golden hair rising up over my belly when you are between my thighs -Rosebud- Like a cunnilingus sunrise

04-14-2011, 07:28 PM	#1079
BigBeautifulMe That was a heart. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Virginia Posts: 10,186	-Rosebud- I love the way thick ones feel __________________ "I am a size 0 if you multiply my current size by 0." - liz (di-va) "I just think your culinary choices could use more death of sentient creatures. Is that so wrong?" - Mini -Rosebud- I am imagining how lovely it would be to see your golden hair rising up over my belly when you are between my thighs -Rosebud- Like a cunnilingus sunrise

09-15-2011, 08:46 PM	#1080
BigBeautifulMe That was a heart. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Virginia Posts: 10,186	-Rosebud- Wouldn't you wind up with calouses on your thighs? -rainyday- not me __________________ "I am a size 0 if you multiply my current size by 0." - liz (di-va) "I just think your culinary choices could use more death of sentient creatures. Is that so wrong?" - Mini -Rosebud- I am imagining how lovely it would be to see your golden hair rising up over my belly when you are between my thighs -Rosebud- Like a cunnilingus sunrise

10-02-2011, 04:46 PM	#1083
liz (di-va) nail-throwin mayhem Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Chicago Posts: 6,517	p.s. Re previous post: I did not quote myself because I thought I was hilarious, but out of annoyance with the sitch. That is all.

03-20-2011, 08:43 PM	#1076
liz (di-va) nail-throwin mayhem Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Chicago Posts: 6,517	-rainyday- Know who he opisthotonos, sailor

09-23-2011, 07:28 PM	#1081
liz (di-va) nail-throwin mayhem Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Chicago Posts: 6,517	-Rosebud- I can just imagine her grinding and sneezing her way to safety

10-01-2011, 10:02 PM	#1082
liz (di-va) nail-throwin mayhem Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Chicago Posts: 6,517	-di-va- _____ DON'T PM ME TO TELL ME YOU WON'T PM ME

10-23-2011, 09:35 PM	#1086
liz (di-va) nail-throwin mayhem Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Chicago Posts: 6,517	-Rosebud- I'm sending you a picture of my ass, Nate -CleverBomb- Nice area.

12-28-2011, 09:52 PM	#1087
liz (di-va) nail-throwin mayhem Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Chicago Posts: 6,517	-Rosebud- We call them boobs here -fatfatfatlvr- but nice and rare on the inside - I love that

02-15-2012, 09:54 PM	#1088
liz (di-va) nail-throwin mayhem Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Chicago Posts: 6,517	dudes lie -mejix- i use armpit extensions -ilan- I shave my armpits

02-15-2012, 09:58 PM	#1089
liz (di-va) nail-throwin mayhem Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Chicago Posts: 6,517	and chicks b wild -Katie- and a penis that i can ride like Falkor from the Neverending Story

02-23-2012, 10:03 PM	#1090
liz (di-va) nail-throwin mayhem Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Chicago Posts: 6,517	-ilan- can you juice chips ?

10-17-2012, 10:55 PM	#1092
liz (di-va) nail-throwin mayhem Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Chicago Posts: 6,517	-ilan- I am sure there are enough roddenberries

10-23-2012, 09:17 PM	#1094
home Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 79	Here's one of the oldest but a goody pick up line. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

10-24-2012, 11:46 AM	#1095
BigBeautifulMe That was a heart. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Virginia Posts: 10,186	Home, you might want to go back and read the first post of this thread to see what it's about. This isn't a pickup lines thread. Lol __________________ "I am a size 0 if you multiply my current size by 0." - liz (di-va) "I just think your culinary choices could use more death of sentient creatures. Is that so wrong?" - Mini -Rosebud- I am imagining how lovely it would be to see your golden hair rising up over my belly when you are between my thighs -Rosebud- Like a cunnilingus sunrise

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