You know you are an Fa when.......? - Page 18

BigCutieDemi · 06-21-2012, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StickMan

When you've never dated a girl taller than you, but they've all outweighed you.

Love it!!
You guys are so funny!

samuraiscott · 06-29-2012, 01:49 PM

When you think stretchmarks can be sexy. When you kiss every inch of her body during foreplay, especially her tummy before you move onto other things. When after sex you lay with her, still touching her, still letting your hands explore every curve, every inch of her body, even those parts she may not be happy with because not only did you just have a wonderful intimate encounter with someone, you want to take the time to appreciate all of her. ALL OF HER.

Weirdo890 · 06-29-2012, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by samuraiscott

When you think stretchmarks can be sexy. When you kiss every inch of her body during foreplay, especially her tummy before you move onto other things. When after sex you lay with her, still touching her, still letting your hands explore every curve, every inch of her body, even those parts she may not be happy with because not only did you just have a wonderful intimate encounter with someone, you want to take the time to appreciate all of her. ALL OF HER.

That definitely applies to me.

thatpumpkin · 07-03-2012, 01:12 PM

When you're more attracted to a girl's big belly while all your guy friends say she's too big for them.

The Orange Mage · 07-04-2012, 04:05 AM

...when you're dirving in the car with your lady and go for the "play with her thigh" move and instead find belly.

ClashCityRocker · 07-06-2012, 03:10 AM

..you spend more time groping a nice, round belly than any other part of a woman's body.

ClashCityRocker · 07-06-2012, 03:11 AM

..well, almost.

Weirdo890 · 07-08-2012, 05:56 PM

When you spend as much time caressing your GF's belly and rolls as on her breasts.

samuraiscott · 07-12-2012, 08:48 PM

When you look at all of the girls you dated since you started dating, and they have all been chubby.

ClashCityRocker · 07-16-2012, 03:47 PM

when you're with a group of friends and a BBW walks by, and you're either the only one who checks her out or your friends say something along the lines of "there's your type of girl"

samuraiscott · 07-16-2012, 04:46 PM

When you get tired of "closeted FAs."

thatpumpkin · 07-16-2012, 08:18 PM

When you don't like home depot but you are willing to go back to buy something you don't need just to smile at the bbw checkout girl again.

tigerlily · 07-26-2012, 06:06 AM

You break your own shit (read=computer) just to check out the heavy computer geeks at your local electronics repair store.

fat hiker · 07-31-2012, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thatpumpkin

When you don't like home depot but you are willing to go back to buy something you don't need just to smile at the bbw checkout girl again.

Or need to 'consult' again with the young BHM in the electrical department?

fat hiker · 07-31-2012, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mergirl

Womens sumo is good too!

Not to mention women's shotput and hammer!

happyfatlover · 10-21-2012, 12:39 AM

...when it excites you when she gains weight and it scares you when she loses some.

...when it excites you that she weighs at least twice as much as most of her girl friends

...when you don't know what to do with a "normal" woman and you feel like something's missing

ODFFA · 10-31-2012, 02:43 PM

You know you're an FFA when...

it's no mystery to you at all why rubbing the belly of the Laughing Buddha brings good fortune

azerty · 11-01-2012, 01:46 AM

you think fat is good for you

Pokerking2010 · 11-03-2012, 06:27 PM

you cant watch a movie where a womans ribs are showing.

Pokerking2010 · 11-03-2012, 06:28 PM

you would rather sleep with Kristie Alley then Kate Moss

bostonbbwluv · 11-03-2012, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happyfatlover

...when it excites you when she gains weight and it scares you when she loses some.

...when it excites you that she weighs at least twice as much as most of her girl friends

...when you don't know what to do with a "normal" woman and you feel like something's missing

My sentiments exactly!

VVET · 11-03-2012, 09:53 PM

When she tells you she weighs 435#, more than twice your weight

azerty · 11-04-2012, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pokerking2010

you cant watch a movie where a womans ribs are showing.

Lol, so funny

scottyb100 · 11-04-2012, 04:22 AM

You know your an FA when you can't stop a Bonner in the fast food place

and you purposely bump into fat girls in busy streets

captainawesome · 11-05-2012, 12:44 PM

...when you find any excuse to leave a group to get another site of a hot SSBBW.

This was the case, I was out of town visiting friends. Of all places it was a checkout girl at Wal Mart in Nebraska. Random I know. Unfortunately by the time I gave a lame excuse to walk past where I first saw her she was gone. But she looked about my age, lower to mid 20s, and I only saw her from behind and side. But she was one of the largest women I had seen in a long time and she was beautiful. Gorgeous blonde hair, beautiful face....oh and the parts you want to hear about, huge belly that hanged low, thick calves, huge arms. What I would give to see her again!

Or there was that time I ran to WalMart around 11 and a very lucky guy and his girlfriend, again both in their 20s, walked into the store. She was another huge SSBBW with a gorgeous face. I knew how lucky he was. I went back into the store to see if I could spot them but couldn't. Such is the luck! I'm sure that guy is happy!

06-29-2012, 01:49 PM	#427
samuraiscott True Story Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Georgia Posts: 642	When you think stretchmarks can be sexy. When you kiss every inch of her body during foreplay, especially her tummy before you move onto other things. When after sex you lay with her, still touching her, still letting your hands explore every curve, every inch of her body, even those parts she may not be happy with because not only did you just have a wonderful intimate encounter with someone, you want to take the time to appreciate all of her. ALL OF HER. __________________ http://samuraiscott.blogspot.com/

07-06-2012, 03:10 AM	#431
ClashCityRocker Chocolate Thunder Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Philly area Posts: 1,332	well ..you spend more time groping a nice, round belly than any other part of a woman's body. __________________ ..well, scooby doo can doo-doo, but jimmy carter is smarter

07-06-2012, 03:11 AM	#432
ClashCityRocker Chocolate Thunder Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Philly area Posts: 1,332	.. ..well, almost. __________________ ..well, scooby doo can doo-doo, but jimmy carter is smarter

07-08-2012, 05:56 PM	#433
Weirdo890 Master Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Kent, WA Posts: 4,743	When you spend as much time caressing your GF's belly and rolls as on her breasts. __________________ "The whole world is crazy, it's just that there are a few of us smart enough to realize it" - Me "Conquer all, but one escapes Govern all, but one dissents Embark on genocide, and one shall rise to damn you." - Jack Kirby "Hunger Dogs" My YouTube video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU24ty301nY

07-12-2012, 08:48 PM	#434
samuraiscott True Story Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Georgia Posts: 642	When you look at all of the girls you dated since you started dating, and they have all been chubby. __________________ http://samuraiscott.blogspot.com/

07-03-2012, 01:12 PM	#429
thatpumpkin Shy lurker Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: American Midwest Posts: 76	When you're more attracted to a girl's big belly while all your guy friends say she's too big for them.

07-04-2012, 04:05 AM	#430
The Orange Mage ♓ Fishy Pisces! ♓ Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Vandalia, OH Posts: 2,184	...when you're dirving in the car with your lady and go for the "play with her thigh" move and instead find belly.

07-16-2012, 03:47 PM	#435
ClashCityRocker Chocolate Thunder Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Philly area Posts: 1,332	oh! when you're with a group of friends and a BBW walks by, and you're either the only one who checks her out or your friends say something along the lines of "there's your type of girl" __________________ ..well, scooby doo can doo-doo, but jimmy carter is smarter

07-16-2012, 04:46 PM	#436
samuraiscott True Story Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Georgia Posts: 642	When you get tired of "closeted FAs." __________________ http://samuraiscott.blogspot.com/

07-16-2012, 08:18 PM	#437
thatpumpkin Shy lurker Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: American Midwest Posts: 76	When you don't like home depot but you are willing to go back to buy something you don't need just to smile at the bbw checkout girl again.

07-26-2012, 06:06 AM	#438
tigerlily Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Southern Califa Posts: 136	You break your own shit (read=computer) just to check out the heavy computer geeks at your local electronics repair store. __________________ A man who is pure of heart and says his prayers at night may still become a wolf when the autumn moon is bright. -Romani Proverb

10-21-2012, 12:39 AM	#441
happyfatlover Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 20	...when it excites you when she gains weight and it scares you when she loses some. ...when it excites you that she weighs at least twice as much as most of her girl friends ...when you don't know what to do with a "normal" woman and you feel like something's missing

10-31-2012, 02:43 PM	#442
ODFFA comme ci, comme SA Join Date: May 2012 Location: Cape Town, South Africa Posts: 375	You know you're an FFA when... it's no mystery to you at all why rubbing the belly of the Laughing Buddha brings good fortune __________________ Belle Sagesse

11-01-2012, 01:46 AM	#443
azerty Life is worth living Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: France Posts: 3,444	you think fat is good for you

11-03-2012, 06:27 PM	#444
Pokerking2010 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 24	you cant watch a movie where a womans ribs are showing.

11-03-2012, 06:28 PM	#445
Pokerking2010 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 24	you would rather sleep with Kristie Alley then Kate Moss

11-03-2012, 09:53 PM	#447
VVET Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 491	When she tells you she weighs 435#, more than twice your weight

11-04-2012, 04:22 AM	#449
scottyb100 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 9	You know your an FA when you can't stop a Bonner in the fast food place and you purposely bump into fat girls in busy streets

11-05-2012, 12:44 PM	#450
captainawesome Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 219	...when you find any excuse to leave a group to get another site of a hot SSBBW. This was the case, I was out of town visiting friends. Of all places it was a checkout girl at Wal Mart in Nebraska. Random I know. Unfortunately by the time I gave a lame excuse to walk past where I first saw her she was gone. But she looked about my age, lower to mid 20s, and I only saw her from behind and side. But she was one of the largest women I had seen in a long time and she was beautiful. Gorgeous blonde hair, beautiful face....oh and the parts you want to hear about, huge belly that hanged low, thick calves, huge arms. What I would give to see her again! Or there was that time I ran to WalMart around 11 and a very lucky guy and his girlfriend, again both in their 20s, walked into the store. She was another huge SSBBW with a gorgeous face. I knew how lucky he was. I went back into the store to see if I could spot them but couldn't. Such is the luck! I'm sure that guy is happy!

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