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Old 08-22-2012, 03:32 PM   #26
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Acupuncture...
I mean seriously, how are you meant to keep a straight face when a lying on a couch, with a man pouring salt into your belly button and then setting fire to Japanese herbs on it!

It is perfectly kosher, but still, I struggled not to giggle inappropriately.
Like being in some kind of strange ritual!!!
I have had lots of accupuncture- it ALWAYS involved needles!!!

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Yeah...I've had acupuncture, acupressure, reiki energy work, and none of that included fire. Huh?
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Sitting at the table eating lunch with my work friends. Good friend is just sitting in silence for a bit and then breaks out with.

"My god you're an eating MACHINE."

I know him well enough to know it wasn't an insult but was it genuine awe or something, I've no idea.

I nearly choked on my lunch laughing though
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at a dance class with my man, and the instructor says 'flip her around and approach her from behind' i did get quite a fit of giggles. Modern jive, lots of fun!
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Old 08-23-2012, 09:47 AM   #30
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at a dance class with my man, and the instructor says 'flip her around and approach her from behind' i did get quite a fit of giggles. Modern jive, lots of fun!
I'm usually told off for doing that!
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Old 08-23-2012, 12:22 PM   #31
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Old 09-18-2012, 08:05 AM   #34
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My 3yo made me LOL for the amopunt of time she has spent naked eating cake this afternoon. We can learn a lot from children
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Old 09-25-2012, 04:36 AM   #37
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Old 09-28-2012, 10:59 AM   #38
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^The range of dialogues that just seem to synch-up so seamlessly with that particular set of scenes. Like we're all & throughout history, at some level, in this single, repeating, & unending conversation..as spoken through some subliminal & universal tongue.
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Talking to a friend at work who also went to see the Hairy Bikers last night. She had bumped into a very straight-laced older lady from her village at the show, who had commented:
"I went along thinking I'd learn how to make better buns, and it turned out to be more about bondage!"
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"I went along thinking I'd learn how to make better buns, and it turned out to be more about bondage!"
Dude. It's 2 for 10 on their cookbooks at WHSmith!!!!!!
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Talking to a friend at work who also went to see the Hairy Bikers last night. She had bumped into a very straight-laced older lady from her village at the show, who had commented:
"I went along thinking I'd learn how to make better buns, and it turned out to be more about bondage!"
Hairy Bikers? A movie? Or show or Wut?
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Dude. It's 2 for 10 on their cookbooks at WHSmith!!!!!!
Cool! I bought a pen at the show - one of those floating ones - the bike moves towards them. Sad, but I like it!

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Two fat hairy men who ride motorbikes, have a laugh and go round cooking. They did a great tour of Europe baking local specialities and eating a lot as well as trying on Lederhosen and such. They're not young or good looking, but somehow they have a certain charm. Sadly they did a diet series, but the baking series was brilliant. They cook things you'd really want to eat and show obvious relish for their food, as well as coming over as genuinely nice blokes. There are also lots of moments in their shows that are rather enjoyable for the FFA - things they do and say that leave me wondering if it is just me and my freaky preference that is making me blush and smile too much. One cooking sequence in Germany saw this woman chef take a liking to one of them and start stroking his belly!!

This was a stage show - they're doing a tour of the UK. The opening videos showed them pre-diet, lolling around shirtless with sweets on their bellies. At the end of the first half, they stripped and were wearing nothing but bike helmets! I hasten to add, this was billed as a cooking show, lol! Some attendees were a little surprised...
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Smile Challenging library stereotypes!

Another of those 'Couldn't make it up' sitcom style moments today..

One of my volunteers, pleasant lady in her sixties, walks into Reading Room Reception this morning and her first comment to a fellow volunteer is "Look at that, it looks just like a bondage chair!" ( in hearing of our customers)

This being my new chair, which has provoked many 'Mastermind' / James Bond villain comments, but never anything quite like this. Mind you, since the arms were getting damaged by the table, we did 'bandage' it with archival tape, which could look a bit like wrist restraints I suppose.

Thinking I'd not heard, she laters asks about my new chair with an amused smirk on her face!!!! What does she think goes on in my Reading Room, lol!
And there was me feeling worried about wearing flat shoes and turning into a stereotypical 'librarian'
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Last night I was driving through a fairly quiet Cornish village, and noticed this guy standing at the side of the road with a sign. As I got closer I could see he was a hitchhiker which is quite unusual round here in November, and the sign read "Anywhere but here!" Maybe you had to be there but it cracked me up and you couldn't help but wonder about the story behind this.
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