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Old 10-11-2013, 06:47 AM   #51
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I'm with Zowie, I would stick my dick in everything. Watermelons, custards, glitter, jars of dried peas, some soup. Mashed potatoes.

I don't particularly enjoy the idea of being my ideal man because I'm the type of person who thinks being fat is okay for everybody else on the planet, just not for me. I'd see if I could still sing though. And I'd wear black bowling shirts and slick back my hair and pierce my whole face.
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Old 10-12-2013, 10:27 AM   #52
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Cute dresses and long socks. All day erryday.
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Old 10-12-2013, 10:59 AM   #53
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ooooooooooooh I forgot! better fashion! I would make the most of that... I would wear ALL the skirts.
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Old 10-12-2013, 03:45 PM   #54
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Old 10-12-2013, 07:38 PM   #55
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ooooooooooooh I forgot! better fashion! I would make the most of that... I would wear ALL the skirts.
My fashion sense would probably not change much. Ergo, jeans and T-shirts. I suspect the short shorts would take some adjusting, and the whole 'tight pants' thing too (as a guy I hate shorts that don't reach my knee, and hate tight shorts/jeans)... so I might wind up rocking cargo pants a lot. But sure, T-shirts, sleeveless tanks... probably not skirts, likely not dresses either.
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Old 10-20-2013, 02:19 PM   #56
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Oh, boots! I forgot boots. The one female fashion accessory I would grok to hell and back.
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Old 10-20-2013, 07:20 PM   #57
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I always thought I was gay guy trapped in a woman's body..sooooo hrmmmm....

hit the gym, then the club and dance my ass off while chasing all the chubby guys..hahah


oh and give thanks that Aunt Flow no longer likes to visit
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Old 10-23-2013, 08:31 AM   #58
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I am so wanting to explore this via narrative, now...
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Old 10-24-2013, 08:23 AM   #59
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I'm with you. + No bra. HALLELUJAH!

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Old 10-27-2013, 11:44 PM   #60
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I started writing this out and had a moment of realization, about something I'd lose that I would miss: my singing voice (that my ideal female would also have a singing voice is not the issue here). I'm a Bass 2. Go listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh9WayN7R-s - I can hit that easily, and I love having such a deep, commanding voice. My ideal female would be in the Alto 1/Soprano 2 range - somewhat high pitched, but soft and gentle, not mousy. Silky with an edge to it - picture a hybrid of Nena, Kim Wilde, and Jasmine Yee.

But it wouldn't be bassic =P
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Old 10-29-2013, 05:13 PM   #61
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I'd probably go find a bar to get free drinks, then realize that all these weirdos are hitting on me and leave for a lesbian bar to go buy my own drinks.

What am I saying, I'm pretty sure I'd make one ugly woman.
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