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Old 01-21-2014, 06:06 AM   #1
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I'm a guy with an intense desire to sit on the lap of a chubby woman/bbw/ssbbw. Has anyone ever sat? Please describe.
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Old 01-21-2014, 11:40 PM   #2
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I have it. It was alright. Would sit again.
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Old 01-21-2014, 11:42 PM   #3
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I have it. It was alright. Would sit again.
Who was the bbw, if u dont mind?
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Old 01-22-2014, 12:23 AM   #4
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most of the ladies i've run with haven't really had a lap per se. but they were always welcome to sit in mine.
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most of the ladies i've run with haven't really had a lap per se. but they were always welcome to sit in mine.
I was thinking of saying something similar to this! People who don't have much lap of their own are more than welcome to share my lap to know how it feels!
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If people can sit in Santa Claus' lap, than why not in the lap of a BBW? Sitting in lap of the BBW would have my thinking about my North Pole more than sitting with Santa would.
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Old 01-24-2014, 06:52 PM   #8
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Fat women are missing the lap body part - it's a genetic thing. Very complicated.
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Fat women are missing the lap body part - it's a genetic thing. Very complicated.
Yes, it's not so much a lap as it is a slope...
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I dunno. I do have a lap, but my daughter (or another child I'm close to/fond of) is the only one who's going to be sitting on it.
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I dunno. I do have a lap, but my daughter (or another child I'm close to/fond of) is the only one who's going to be sitting on it.
You're wrong!!
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Old 01-29-2014, 04:55 PM   #12
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In the case that he means: You're wrong! Preventing access to your lap is a moral outrage!

While a strange opinion, surely people have held stranger.

In the case that he means: You're incorrect! Your lap will indeed be sat on in the future.

Well, every explanation for that is rather troubling.


Ignoring matters of sanity and returning to the topic...I have indeed seated myself on at least one BBW. Would recommend, but not to the point of lap-rape.
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I'm pretty sure I know who's likely to be on my lap, and who's not. I have no sexual interest in having anyone on my lap at this point, or in the foreseeable future.

I suppose it's possible he has some psychic connection to what my lap will be doing in the future, but I doubt it.
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This is my response to the last two persons to comment:
Now I realise my mistake of posting this thread only to receive undesirable replies from some random users. I don't know where from these people turn up!
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Now I realise my mistake of posting this thread only to receive undesirable replies from some random users. I don't know where from these people turn up!
Random users?!? Have you lost your mind?!
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Me behave myself? Your calling 2 regular Dims users random, think you might want to take your own advice
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Me behave myself? Your calling 2 regular Dims users random, think you might want to take your own advice
By random users I meant those without any idea about the topic in question.
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Ok, now I'm beginning to understand... ESL, might-well be an additional factor. It's all good...
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Actually, I have begun liking a lady of this site & have a longing for her lap. But she has been turning a deaf ear to my requests. I'm impassioned with the fondness of this lady with sparkly eyes & a charming smile! I request the benevolent users of this site to convey my desire to this lady who dislikes to be called a BBW.

Well if my profile appears mysterious, let me tell you that my name is Gaurab and I'm from India. Please tell this lady not to detest me as I'm not from Amreeka or Aastraliya.
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Actually, I have begun liking a lady of this site & have a longing for her lap. But she has been turning a deaf ear to my requests. I'm impassioned with the fondness of this lady with sparkly eyes & a charming smile! I request the benevolent users of this site to convey my desire to this lady who dislikes to be called a BBW.
If she's turning you down, it means she doesn't want anything to do with you. You're not going to change that. Leave her alone.
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If she's turning you down, it means she doesn't want anything to do with you. You're not going to change that. Leave her alone.
Exactly. Let me tell you as a woman that nobody likes to be harassed by creeps.
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Maybe he would be happier just moving to Lapland. Although it is even colder than most of the United States right now
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If she's turning you down, it means she doesn't want anything to do with you. You're not going to change that. Leave her alone.
This is exactly correct!

See, here's the thing. Let's say that, for whatever reason, I'm exceptionally enamored with you. Though I full well understand your love of BBW/SSBBW and lap sitting, I don't really care. Rather, I'd like you to gain maybe 100lbs and sit on my lap (and I'm not a BBW, so it really isn't that comfortable.) And if I tell you this frequently and word it many different ways, you'll want to do that eventually, right?

Unfortunately, my desire for this to happen doesn't mean that you want it to happen. Likewise - though your desires may seem quite reasonable to you - she's already made up her mind that she does not want this. And to persist in trying to change her mind, you're just annoying her/making her dislike you even more. She doesn't dislike you because you're not from a certain country or any other superficial reason. She dislikes you because you're trying to force your desires on her, which is completely inconsiderate, and it bugs the shit out of her. Seriously, the most benevolent thing people here could do is try to make it clear to you that if you actually respect/like a person, you should respect what THEY want.
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