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Rooder. Crooder. Neuter.
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Seattle, WA
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I've also been told I shoot horchata out of my dick. Who knows?!?! It's probably all true.
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Slangin'
Join Date: May 2011
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From the tattoo on her left leg and the garter on her right. She'd have the card to bring me down if she played it right |
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#1753 |
nope
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: PA
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Coño.... I think I had my last glass of Horchata yesterday!!
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Rooder. Crooder. Neuter.
Join Date: Apr 2009
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mostly harmless
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ontario, Canada
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When I avoid this place for a while, I end up with way more disruptive spikes of fat desires (i.e. times when I struggle to think about anything other than whatever fat related item has grabbed my attention). I guess having an outlet to talk about this stuff regularly lets me get it out of my system a bit?
So IC that I spent some time recently figuring out exercises and stretches that let me particularly notice my fatness. Things that shift or jiggle my fatty bits, things where the bulk gets in the way, etc. Kill two birds with one stone – get some stretching and/or exercise in while also getting to enjoy what fatness I have. And since that is just kind of weird, IC that I’m back to unreservedly posting here again ![]()
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- Actually Very Tame!
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Canada
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LOL! We missed you!
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#1758 |
Slangin'
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Houston
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IC I have been regularly "trumping" my wife to see if it works for regular guys too. I wonder when the tide will turn from amusement to annoyance?
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#1759 |
Lupus Dei
Join Date: Jul 2009
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Be careful, she may cut off your fingertips if you do it too often. Huh, I guess her giving you stubby fingers would be her "trumping" you.
How I long for the halcyon days when threatening to "trump" an old girlfriend merely meant giving her a terrible comb-over.
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Join Date: Dec 2012
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...if you guys ever visit the UK, please don't use trump as a verb like that. Just saying.
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Slangin'
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![]() Oh, I also need to add that 4 days was the amount of time for trumping to go from amusement to annoyance.
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#1762 |
- Actually Very Tame!
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If people are going to go around doing that I suppose I should tie a red ribbon in my hair *flexes hamstrings*
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Well over here a trump is another word for a fart, so it does sound like you've been walking around farting on your missus to us brits. =p
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#1764 |
Slangin'
Join Date: May 2011
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Since we've slept in the same bed for almost 20 years I'm afraid she's been trumped in my sleep numerous times in the Brit fashion as well. She finds zero amusement in that also.
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#1765 |
Hard to say, really...
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: "Empire State of Mind"
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#1766 |
- Actually Very Tame!
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Haha it is used in horseback riding to indicate; this horse is a kicker and a biter. So that way people wont approach too close.
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#1767 |
Lupus Dei
Join Date: Jul 2009
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Extra credit for mentioning horse-related violence and not going the more obvious route of threatening to geld someone.
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Slangin'
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#1769 |
Clowns Fear Me
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Sunshinny Las Vegas
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no wonder people were laughing at Trump on his visit to the UK this year.
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#1770 |
tuh-maw-tow
Join Date: May 2010
Location: West Yorkshire, England
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I confess that today I am essentially a walking, talking, human-sized penis. Seriously, my hormones have just decided that today I'm going to be turned on as hell. I feel simultaneously excited and frustrated by this
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I have several confessions
First confession is when i was young in my teens during the 80s, you wouldnt be seen dead with a big girl let alone have sex with one.....until i got seduced at the age of 18 by a 29 year old woman. I had been drinking and didnt need much convincing. What an eye opener !!! Second confession is Im a little addicted to online porn with BBW's which brings me onto my next confession... ...im married to a wonderful woman who is not BBW. I wish she was was...yeah yeah I know "its the person the personnot what they look like". And onto my 4th confession I met a woman on an online swingers site who is a BBW and we had the best sex ive had in a long long time |
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#1772 |
mostly harmless
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ontario, Canada
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I've been biking a lot over the past couple of months, and despite my rather enthusiastic appetite I've lost several pounds and maybe turned a tiny bit of fat into muscle. I doubt anyone else would even notice the difference in me, but to me I feel so much thinner. And that is really killing my general sex drive level. Fortunately I'm good to respond if my wife is in the mood, but I really just don't find myself thinking about stuff much right now. I guess I'd never quite realized how much my own feelings of fatness stimulated my thoughts in hedonistic channels.
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I confess I really find it disgusting gimme flesh you being married you care so little for your wife you would have sex with another woman.
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I confess that the libido is over 9,000 right now. Which means that it is nearly that time of the month for me because hey, that's the only time that happens. Also quite frustrating when you are asexual!
I also confess that I nearly spent £70 in lingerie and adult toys this afternoon. Thankfully for me I was able to come to my senses and stop myself! |
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Dusk
Join Date: Sep 2005
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