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Old 12-10-2016, 11:00 AM   #1
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Lightbulb Santa Lust?

Have any women or gay men out there ever had Big Handsome Men lust involving Saint Nicholas?
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I am talking FFA stuff. Full belly REQUIRED. Fat required. No thin men in garb. Has it truly sexually excited you? Let us understand.
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Old 12-10-2016, 12:17 PM   #2
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Omg. So much love, but no lust. I've been collecting Santa figurines for years. I have well over a hundred. He's a jolly fat man and what's not to love about them? Nothing sexual for me. I just love him (as a friend).
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Old 12-11-2016, 12:53 PM   #3
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Poor Santa. So, far he is just placed in the dreaded 'friends-zone'. Is it his age? Is he just too much of an European icon for gay men or FFAs to admit their true desires?
All those good little girls and boys where not produced without some lust. It must be hard to be a gigantic welfare system. He just gives and gives without any hormonal payback.
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Makes me think of the movie Bad Santa and the fuck me Santa fuck me Santa scene.
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Old 12-11-2016, 03:40 PM   #5
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I think he is more a grandfather figure than a lover.

I'm sure Mrs Claus digs him!
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I'm sure she does LOLOL.
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But as the old joke says, he only comes once a year, and that's down the chimney.

Then again, he spends all his time saying, "Ho, Ho, Ho", Just what does he mean there? Perhaps there is more to his North Pole than we knew.
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Years ago I had a buddy who was an old biker with white hair and beard... He told me once he always got dates around Christmastime because "chicks dig Santa"... He may have been stretching the truth a bit tho.

I was just asking the Santa at work about this very subject the other day. I told him what my old buddy had said about chicks digging Santa. He told me he hadn't met those girls yet, and he's been playing Santa nearly a decade!

The Santa from work did tell me a story of a woman he had on his lap once, in her 30's but developmentally disabled with a mind roughly equal to a 12 year old's. He said she asked him if he wanted to go have a quickie! The girl's sister was embarrassed, but Santa had to fight to keep from laughing!
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