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Old 05-14-2007, 08:26 AM   #51
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.....you're on a deep space mission and you have to say -

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"Aye captain, as soon as the transporter transformers cool off I will, ye know
thar is a limit on how much she will move at one time sir"
...That made me think of this, more morbid version of the same gag:
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Old 05-21-2007, 11:39 AM   #52
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....getting into or out of a car is an unstoppable action once you start moving!
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Old 06-12-2007, 01:39 PM   #55
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..... the airline pilot comes out of the cockpit and personally asks you to sit in the center section right over the wings.
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Old 06-12-2007, 05:37 PM   #56
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Old 12-13-2007, 11:43 AM   #57
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....you realize you have to put your socks on before your pants...
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Old 12-13-2007, 12:27 PM   #58
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...when everyone else is walking over the hard-packed snow, but your boots break right through!
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Old 12-13-2007, 12:58 PM   #59
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...when everyone else is walking over the hard-packed snow, but your boots break right through!
Everyone waits for you to go out on the river, to see if the ice is strong enough.
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Old 12-14-2007, 07:19 AM   #60
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Old 09-26-2016, 07:44 AM   #61
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... people make jokes about the Richter scale when you go jogging.
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Old 09-26-2016, 07:49 AM   #62
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... people make jokes about the Richter scale when you go jogging.
At least you have the small consolation that you literally ran into pretty sophisticated fat-phobics....
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Old 10-12-2016, 07:39 AM   #63
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You can say things like this, that escapist posted in another forum:

"I'm tempted to have some of my 7x's resized now that I'm back down in the 400's yet again."
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Old 12-06-2016, 12:42 PM   #64
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This guy seems like a model of muscular athleticism (all 430 pounds of him!)
http://iwishery.tumblr.com/post/1005...ngiz-mogushkov
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People worry about walking downhill from you when the sidewalks are icy
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People worry about walking downhill from you when the sidewalks are icy
People follow you on icy sidewalks because you've broken the surface for them!
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Hey, I regularly have friends and family huddle behind me to get out of the wind - never thought of that as a sign of size before though, but you're right!

It's apparently especially effective when I'm wearing my black leather jacket...
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bf can't reach the front cupholder in the car bc he's too massive to lean forward and reach it

his pants are so big he can keep an entire subway sandwich in his pocket

also there's a funny habit where when he's got his wallet (or sandwich) in his pants pocket, sometimes he accidentally shifts the car from D to 3rd gear (since it's a side-to-side thing). it doesn't impact driving significantly and I always catch it but it's funny
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bf can't reach the front cupholder in the car bc he's too massive to lean forward and reach it
Yes, cars needed adapted to the growing reality of human change, as here:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/n...-epidemic.html
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i mean part of the problem is i bought a tiny-ass car and then proceeded to locate a big-ass boyfriend :P but you know hindsight is 20/20
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Some cars are brutal in their disregard for anyone of size -- I'd normally call myself chubby or maybe small-fat, and my body tends to go more front-to-back than side-to-side and I absolutely do not have wide shoulders (sigh) -- but when car shopping a year ago I tried out a couple of cars with such aggressive side bolsters on the backs of the seats that I couldn't sit back all the way.

(that's right, it was totally about silly car design, not my size! )

Also, based on today's experience: you may be a fat boy if you have a burger and a pint at a north american pub, and afterwards feel like you could still go out for a proper lunch
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"you may be a fat boy if you have a burger and a pint at a north american pub, and afterwards feel like you could still go out for a proper lunch"

aw yeah that's the bomb diggety
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.... if you regularly have to fold down the top of your socks, because they are too tight on the mid-part of your calves.
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.... if you regularly have to fold down the top of your socks, because they are too tight on the mid-part of your calves.
Or because they just keep sliding down your calves, because your calves widen out so dramatically above your ankles.

I prefer either shorter socks, so they don't get up to the wide part, or knee-length or nearly knee-length, so the band at the top is above the widest part of my calves.
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aw yeah that's the bomb diggety
Lol i think and do that quite often these day
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