You may be a fat boy if... - Page 4

hommecreux · 07-26-2017, 04:28 PM

You may be a fat boy if it takes more energy to keep your fat from bouncing while you walk, than it does to keep you moving forward.

Jerry Thomas · 07-26-2017, 06:31 PM

The manager at the all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet calls in additional staff when you waddle through the door.

hommecreux · 07-26-2017, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Jerry Thomas

The manager at the all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet calls in additional staff when you waddle through the door.

YOU PAY FOR WAN, YOU EAT FOR FOR! YOU MUS LEVE!!!!!
Cracking me up over here.

Jerry Thomas · 07-27-2017, 04:43 PM

Your girlfriend is jealous because your breasts are bigger than hers.

hommecreux · 07-27-2017, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Jerry Thomas

Your girlfriend is jealous because your breasts are bigger than hers.

I'm not sure if I should feel ashamed, or proud and sexy.... either way I'm crackin the fuck up again. haha!!!

**loopytheone** · 07-28-2017, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Jerry Thomas

Your girlfriend is jealous because your breasts are bigger than hers.

I like SSBHM but I can't say I've ever had that issue myself.

hommecreux · 07-28-2017, 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by loopytheone

I like SSBHM but I can't say I've ever had that issue myself.

That's a good problem to have?

Jerry Thomas · 07-29-2017, 03:55 PM

I have a whole list of these "You may be a fat boy if . . ." things, but I'm not sure if I dare to post some of them.

**agouderia** · 07-30-2017, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Jerry Thomas

I have a whole list of these "You may be a fat boy if . . ." things, but I'm not sure if I dare to post some of them.

This actually sounds really interesting...

Jerry Thomas · 07-31-2017, 06:27 PM

Here are a few more. I didn't read through the whole thread, so apologies if any are repeats.

You may be a fat boy if . . .

Your mother-in-law steers you away from her antique furniture when you visit.

You haven't seen your toes (or whatever) in 14 years.

You could be a sumo wrestler if you lost 100 pounds or so.

You always have the seat all to yourself when you ride the bus.

The airlines have you tagged in their computer as a "customer of size."

Teenage girls take your photo so they can post it on Facebook.

Friends wonder how you and your girlfriend "do it."

You have to wear surgical scrubs even though you don't work in a hospital.

Well-meaning strangers remove food from your cart at the supermarket.

Children hide behind you when they play hide-and-seek.

You always get caught in the middle of the crosswalk when the light changes.

You have cleavage when you put your hands together.

You wear a t-shirt when you go swimming at the beach.

You need help putting on your shoes and socks.

Your health insurance company sends you unsolicited material about bariatric surgery.

Little kids point at you at the beach and say, "Look mommy, he's got boobies just like yours!"

You're in big trouble if you drop something on the floor.

People spread their arms and puff out their cheeks when they see you.

Your stretch marks have stretch marks.

**Tad** · 08-30-2017, 09:34 AM

When you start exercising more, you proactively start eating more to make sure you don't get too hungry.

07-27-2017, 04:43 PM	#79
Jerry Thomas Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Metro Milwaukee Posts: 187	You may be a fat boy if ... Your girlfriend is jealous because your breasts are bigger than hers.

07-31-2017, 06:27 PM	#85
Jerry Thomas Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Metro Milwaukee Posts: 187	You may be a fat boy if ... Here are a few more. I didn't read through the whole thread, so apologies if any are repeats. You may be a fat boy if . . . Your mother-in-law steers you away from her antique furniture when you visit. You haven't seen your toes (or whatever) in 14 years. You could be a sumo wrestler if you lost 100 pounds or so. You always have the seat all to yourself when you ride the bus. The airlines have you tagged in their computer as a "customer of size." Teenage girls take your photo so they can post it on Facebook. Friends wonder how you and your girlfriend "do it." You have to wear surgical scrubs even though you don't work in a hospital. Well-meaning strangers remove food from your cart at the supermarket. Children hide behind you when they play hide-and-seek. You always get caught in the middle of the crosswalk when the light changes. You have cleavage when you put your hands together. You wear a t-shirt when you go swimming at the beach. You need help putting on your shoes and socks. Your health insurance company sends you unsolicited material about bariatric surgery. Little kids point at you at the beach and say, "Look mommy, he's got boobies just like yours!" You're in big trouble if you drop something on the floor. People spread their arms and puff out their cheeks when they see you. Your stretch marks have stretch marks.

08-30-2017, 09:34 AM	#86
Tad mostly harmless Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,428	When you start exercising more, you proactively start eating more to make sure you don't get too hungry. __________________ Criticism is so often nothing more than the eye garrulously denouncing the shape of the peephole that gives access to hidden treasure. -Djuna Barnes, writer and artist

07-26-2017, 04:28 PM	#76
hommecreux Join Date: Jul 2017 Location: Indiana Posts: 24	You may be a fat boy if it takes more energy to keep your fat from bouncing while you walk, than it does to keep you moving forward.

07-26-2017, 06:31 PM	#77
Jerry Thomas Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Metro Milwaukee Posts: 187	The manager at the all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet calls in additional staff when you waddle through the door.

07-29-2017, 03:55 PM	#83
Jerry Thomas Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Metro Milwaukee Posts: 187	I have a whole list of these "You may be a fat boy if . . ." things, but I'm not sure if I dare to post some of them.